00:02It is now time for the comprehensive PropBet Casino.
00:07David, music.
00:21Congratulations to the king of lunch, Paul Serra.
00:26Oh, boy.
00:27Paul Serra Lunch Fridays are back.
00:29And he won last week's.
00:31Congratulations, Paul.
00:32Excellent work.
00:33Thanks.
00:34Let's just dive right into this.
00:35Let's take a deviation for football.
00:38Justin Verlander, the amount of outs he will get.
00:42Over, under, seven and a half.
00:45Bryce.
00:47Bryce cannot pitch.
00:49So he did throw out a first pitch.
00:50I'm going full spite store under.
00:53I hope it's zero.
00:55I think this whole thing is fugazi.
01:00Man, so I'll go under that because that's, yeah, I'll say he maybe gets an inning or two.
01:06He hasn't pitched all season.
01:07We don't know if he's even capable of going out there.
01:09This whole thing is a farce.
01:11How do I know he's going to go multiple innings or be able to do it?
01:15I mean, at some point, as much as I don't like what they're doing this weekend, and I hate that
01:20people are getting, you know, fooled and gaslit.
01:23But they're going to have to pull him.
01:25They can't allow him to go out there and, like, self-immolate.
01:28Like, you can't have Verlander give up seven.
01:30You have to protect him.
01:32He's going to empty the tank, Mike.
01:33And what about the romanticism of baseball?
01:36Yeah, this ain't a movie.
01:37And honestly, I ain't got nothing good to say about the team that wasted my entire summer.
01:41So you know what?
01:42Get on with it.
01:44He is going to empty the tank and go two and then can't get no more.
01:48So he'll go two innings and he'll go under.
01:50Okay, that's a clean sweep for under.
01:52All right, JV strikeouts over under two and a half.
01:56Under.
01:59I'm in the spite store.
02:00I'm going to stick to it.
02:01I don't care.
02:02I mean, I'll just watch something else.
02:04This whole thing is ridiculous.
02:06I'll say under, and then Scherzer throws out his arm on Sunday, topping his record.
02:11Wow.
02:12Wow.
02:13Spite store for Max.
02:15Under?
02:16Yes, for sure.
02:18Once again, clean sweep.
02:20All right, let's go to some football.
02:21Michigan taking on Iowa.
02:24Michigan first half total points, 10 and a half.
02:29Under.
02:30I think it's going to be an incredibly low scoring game.
02:32I could see it being like 16 to 6.
02:34I'm going to say under.
02:37I'll say under as well.
02:38I think it's going to be a defensive battle.
02:40Neither offense is great.
02:42I'll say under.
02:44Under.
02:46All right.
02:47Clean sweep.
02:48So these first three just don't count.
02:50All right.
02:50The fun part.
02:53Bryce Underwood passing yards.
02:55Over, under.
02:57174 and a half.
02:59I think they'll protect him.
03:00I think Iowa plays with such discipline in their zone scheme.
03:04I don't think you're going to ask him to go out there.
03:06Man, this ain't you, Tep.
03:08Okay.
03:09So under.
03:10I think they're going to run the ball.
03:11They got the better punter.
03:13They have an elite defense.
03:14A punt is not a loss.
03:16I'll be shocked if Bryce is out there attempting to sling it.
03:20I think they'll lean on what they were always good at when they were winning, which is.
03:24Cheating?
03:25Well, besides that, Mike.
03:26I think having the quarterback do as less as he can to prevent your offense from going, I think they'll
03:31have him run more.
03:32So under.
03:33Just get the other team's plays.
03:35Simplify it.
03:37I hope the attendees of this game are ready for punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, punt, field goal, punt, field
03:42goal.
03:43Because that's what it's going to be like in this game.
03:45So under on the passing yards.
03:47I'm going under as well.
03:48Did not do a good job on these.
03:50We all agreed.
03:51You're fine.
03:52Over under Bryce, rushing yards, 38 and a half.
03:56Say over.
03:57I could see as many as 20 carries here in the absence of the past attempts and with their inability
04:03to generate a legitimate standardized running game, along with the injury to Marshall, the injury to Andrew Sprague.
04:10I think Bryce running the football becomes the spinal cord of whatever they're attempting to do.
04:16And I think, look, he's physically gifted.
04:18I could see him pop one for 25.
04:20I'll say over.
04:22I'll say over as well.
04:23I think they're going to do like 10 to 12 designed runs.
04:26I think he could run more just based off pressure coming his way.
04:29So I think he'll go over.
04:31I would hope he goes over, but I'm going to go under.
04:34Oh, boy.
04:36David, I'm going to join you only because in college sports, the sack counts against the rushing yards.
04:42Okay.
04:42That's cute.
04:43Let's go to Bryce turnovers.
04:46Over, under, one and a half.
04:48Under.
04:48I don't think they'll allow him to destroy them.
04:52They'll just do what they did against Oklahoma.
04:55We don't trust you.
04:56We're not even sure we like you.
04:59Here, just hand it off or run it yourself.
05:01And then when we need you to pass the ball on third and seven, too bad.
05:05Run it.
05:07Under.
05:07They won't allow him to turn it over multiple times unless they're fumbles.
05:11Then it's different.
05:13I'll say over.
05:14I think there's a chance he could get picked in a third and long trying to force something to happen,
05:18and he could have a fumble.
05:19So I'll say over.
05:21No, I don't think that happens.
05:22You just punt the ball away.
05:23You just got to run the ball and punt.
05:24David sees a third and 11 and just says pooch punt.
05:28They just run the ball for five yards and didn't punt it.
05:30So under.
05:31Well, technically, a pick, depending on what it is, is an arm punt.
05:36Shout out Denard in Jacksonville.
05:39Let's head to East Lansing.
05:42Michigan State halftime points.
05:44Over, under, nine and a half.
05:49Over.
05:50Get to ten, you losers.
05:53I'll say over.
05:54Why not?
05:55Mister, I'm positive today.
05:57David's under.
05:58I'll say under.
05:59Why not?
06:00I will go over.
06:02More rushing yards.
06:04Jamal Rule, Nebraska running back, or Cam Edwards, MSU's running back?
06:10MSU's actually done an okay job stopping the run.
06:13Can Cam Edwards actually get something done against the team with a pulse?
06:16Wow, that's tough.
06:19Give me Cam.
06:21I'll take Cam as well.
06:23I think they'll lean on him.
06:24I think he'll maybe break one.
06:26So I'll take him.
06:27Break one for him is like 20 yards.
06:29Absolutely no top end speed.
06:33It's just truth, man.
06:36I'll go Edwards as well.
06:37Oh, wow.
06:38I will go Edwards.
06:39All right.
06:40Let's go to the Lions.
06:41Halftime points.
06:42Over, under, 13 and a half.
06:44Over.
06:45Vintage Dan Campbell.
06:47Fast start.
06:47Fast track.
06:48Indoors.
06:4910 days rest.
06:51Jared Goff was bumping his gums about the vultures.
06:53Over.
06:55Yeah, they're slotting the vultures away.
06:57Over.
06:58Over, for sure.
07:00I'm going to go under.
07:01Slow start again.
07:03He'll pick it up in the second half.
07:04Geno Smith passing yards.
07:05This one's for you, Michael.
07:07Over, under, 139 and a half.
07:12I'm sorry, 239 and a half.
07:13Sorry, 239 and a half.
07:18That's right about his average.
07:22I'll say over.
07:23He'll get something in garbage time.
07:24I'll go over.
07:25I'll say over as well.
07:27I think they'll throw more to set up trying to run.
07:29I think they're going to be behind most of the game.
07:31So he's going to put up close to 300 yards, maybe go over 300 yards.
07:35I'm going to say the Lions defense steps up.
07:38I'll go under.
07:40I'm going over.
07:41More receiving yards, Garrett Wilson or ASB?
07:44Oh, ASB.
07:45You'll see his normal 10 to 12 targets.
07:49Yeah, it's St. Brown.
07:51Garrett Wilson's a more explosive overall player,
07:53but St. Brown's going to get the more targets, the more catches.
07:56Yeah, because that's all they do is throw it to him.
07:58No one else.
07:59So, yes, ASB.
08:00All right, I'm going to go Garrett.
08:02And Gibbs touches over, under, 23 and a half.
08:05Over.
08:06They have no other option.
08:07And in a game that I think they'll have good game control,
08:10I think you're looking at 20-plus carries.
08:12I think you're looking at 5-plus receptions.
08:15They've been very clear of what their plan is.
08:17We can disagree with it all we want.
08:19I'll say over.
08:20Yeah, he's going to have between 25 and 30 touches in this game, so over.
08:24Yeah, if it's not ASB, then it's Gibbs.
08:26That's all they do.
08:27Gibbs, ASB.
08:28Gibbs, ASB.
08:29So over.
08:30I'm going to go under.
08:32I think they tried to get JMO in.
08:33David, I've got time for one more.
08:34All right.
08:35Top 25 upsets in college football, over, under, 3 and a half.
08:40Over.
08:41Florida's beating Ole Miss.
08:44I'll say under.
08:47I'll go under as well.
08:49CMU over Miami.
08:50Shock the world.
08:51I will go over.
08:52That's your Prop Bet Casino, 1971.
08:55What?
08:56What?
08:56I'll go over.
08:57I'll go over.
08:57I'll go over.
08:57I'll go over.
