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The Doormat is a comedy about ordinary people who try different ways to deal with problems in their daily lives. Some of them even go beyond and come up with some get-rich-quick ideas. Firooz used to run a carpet washing center but, since it closed down, he’s had a hard time keeping his clients. His brother-in-law, Nosrat, unknowingly gets involved in some illegal activities and creates trouble for his family as well as his neighbors.
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00:00What do these guys in the Brothers-in-Law Carpet Washing Center think?
00:04Do they think they can call us to their Carpet Washing Center and we'll go all the way there
00:09and then they'll make up and we'll have to come back again?
00:12What does it mean? Huh? Ifat?
00:17Peruz, look me in the eye!
00:21What do you think, Peruz?
00:23Oh, come on!
00:26Here you are! Here you are! These are my documents!
00:29Oh, wow, wow, wow! Audisher, sir!
00:32Audisher, sir, hello! Hi!
00:33Hi, there! Sit, please!
00:34Hi, everyone!
00:35Please sit!
00:36Well, they're leaving this place, but Peruz is still here.
00:39So, they'll come and see us again.
00:41Of course we will, Audisher, sir!
00:43We'll never forget your kindness. I love you, man!
00:48You know, Audisher, sir, there's no need for me to take care of everything.
00:52The holding company does everything on its own, automatically.
00:56That's great, that's great.
00:58Afruz, darling. Tell your husband that we need his support.
01:01My son, Pejman, has spent all of his money and all of his savings to buy the shares.
01:07Honestly, I don't know much about anything.
01:09And I don't know anything about shares, but the doctor will always support you.
01:13Hey, Afruz, has Nasrat become a doctor?
01:16Yes. They say he's become a doctor all of a sudden, believing.
01:21Of course.
01:21Nowadays, men do everything in a flash. They make their lives hell in a flash, and they move up and
01:27progress in a flash.
01:28I hope all jealous eyes go blind. God willing. But you know, to be honest, you are a lucky family.
01:36When Effat comes back, you have to invite us for a big party.
01:38God willing. God willing.
01:39God willing.
01:39God willing.
01:41The party.
01:42They're back.
01:43Speaking of the devil, the 25 million to man prize.
01:47Hello.
01:48Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
01:51Hey, Farruz, excuse me. I'm sorry to ask, but are these pastries for the 25 million to man prize?
01:57Shaburi.
01:57No, I brought the pastries for the kids. Here you are. Here you are. Have some pastries.
02:01Excuse me.
02:02Then we're waiting for the main pastries. Oh, Effat, congratulations.
02:05Congratulations. God willing.
02:06Oh, no, Cheyenne. Things did not go well. I mean, we didn't get it.
02:10Yes.
02:10Oh, why?
02:11What do you mean?
02:12Well, we didn't get it.
02:14We didn't. We didn't.
02:14That's too bad.
02:15Oh, by the way, doctor, I was thinking, um, have you told Farruz about the holding company shares?
02:21Well, you know, if Farruz wants, he'll tell me.
02:24Uh-huh.
02:25But anyways, people know very well what's best for them.
02:28Yes, yes.
02:29Let's go. Let's go.
02:29Let's go. I'm sorry.
02:31Have a nice day. Have a nice day.
02:33Hey, doctor, I have to go. I'm going to the hotel to see the guests and take care of things.
02:38Thanks for everything.
02:39Oh, doctor, have a nice day.
02:41Take care.
02:42You too, doctor.
02:44I'll call you, doctor.
02:45Bye for now.
02:48Look at them.
02:49Oh, for God's sake, everyone has gathered around my brother, so he'll do something for them.
02:53But we're doing nothing at all. Nothing.
02:56What do you mean we're doing nothing? What do you mean we're doing nothing?
03:00This everyone you're talking about a fad, this everyone, hasn't seen your brother brag in person yet.
03:06You don't know any other words beside it, do you?
03:09You talk about everyone and everything, and when it comes to my brother, you say he's bragging.
03:13All right.
03:14All right.
03:15All right.
03:16All right.
03:17All right.
03:17All right.
03:17You're upset, darling, because of that prize.
03:21It's not important that we didn't get it.
03:23To hell with them.
03:24To hell with them.
03:25I don't care that we didn't get it.
03:27You're right.
03:27I'm talking about something else.
03:28Why are you trying to show it has something to do with that?
03:31Scoot over a bit.
03:31If that's talking about something else.
03:33Look at Nosrat.
03:35He's paid 25 million tow men for a massage chair.
03:38Is he bragging?
03:39Really?
03:39No.
03:40Isn't he bragging?
03:42Isn't he showing off?
03:43They call each other doctor all the time.
03:46If that's not bragging, then what is it?
03:48Those are two different things.
03:50Do you remember when people would see each other on the street in the past?
03:53They'd call each other professor, engineer.
03:55Nowadays, it's doctor, doctor, doctor.
03:57Oh, yes, Dad.
03:58Uncle is right.
03:59Our teachers in school call me Dr. Puriya Moshtar.
04:02Your teachers are doing something wrong.
04:04I'll come to your school tomorrow and ask them why they call you doctor.
04:08Don't say it to anyone.
04:09Eh?
04:10Oh, Firuz, dear.
04:12Please don't be so stubborn.
04:14Don't be so obstinate.
04:16Don't argue so much.
04:18My brother can do some things.
04:20Let's see what he can do to help us get out of this situation.
04:24Ah, she's right.
04:25She's right.
04:25She's right, Firuz.
04:27After all, he's one of us.
04:29Firuz, it's obvious that Nosrat can do it.
04:32Do what?
04:34I don't know.
04:35But whatever he does, he's in a better situation.
04:37Ah, Dr. Nosrat Susanshian.
04:40Head and neck surgery specialist.
04:43Are you kidding?
04:44Are you making fun of him?
04:46Hey, I'm asking you.
04:47Are you making fun of him?
04:48Why should I make fun of him, fat dear?
04:51What kidding?
04:52Listen, I'm trying to understand it.
04:54Nosrat a doctor?
04:56Oh, come on, Firuz.
04:57Why can't you ignore this part?
04:59Cut this part out.
05:00It's a joke.
05:00Put it aside.
05:01What do you mean it's a joke?
05:03It's really serious.
05:04I know my brother very well.
05:06He will never do something to come up short in front of people or, God forbid, be humiliated.
05:11Well, thank God.
05:12We're not jealous.
05:14Firuz, dear.
05:15Listen to me.
05:15I want to ask you something.
05:17Don't turn me down.
05:18I'm gonna ask Nosrat to bring the family here.
05:21Tonight.
05:22Please, for my sake.
05:24This is my last wish before my death.
05:26Afterwards, you can cut me into pieces and put them on the table here.
05:29You used to encourage mass killing, but now you're promoting genocide.
05:32Be careful.
05:33Oh, listen to me.
05:33Listen to me.
05:34Don't say anything.
05:35Don't argue with me.
05:36I'm listening.
05:37Let's see if my brother can help us get out of this situation and get us back on track.
05:41Ah, that's great.
05:43That's great.
05:43Hey, Nosrat isn't a stranger.
05:45He's our relative.
05:46He'll do anything he can.
05:47He'll help us get back on track and we have to thank him.
05:50That's great, isn't it?
05:51Yes.
05:52You see the hair, but I see...
05:55What do they say?
05:56The curl.
05:57Yeah, what he said.
05:58Keep watching.
05:59Oh, whatever.
06:00Firuz, dear.
06:01For my sake, please.
06:04Afan.
06:04You can kill me afterwards.
06:05Afan, you're starting World War III.
06:08You can cut me into pieces.
06:10For the sake of these kids, don't say anything.
06:14Nothing.
06:16Afan, the kids.
06:17The kids.
06:18They're looking at you.
06:19It's really bad.
06:20Oh, come on.
06:21Come on.
06:21If I wanted, I could have said it out loud.
06:26Nosrat and Afruz will leave this place in a couple of days.
06:30Let's get together like a real family.
06:32Let us behave like decent relatives without a fight.
06:35Without any argument.
06:37And please, if you can manage without any snide remarks.
06:40Okay.
06:41You're great.
06:41Okay, Afan.
06:42Okay, darling.
06:44Whatever you say.
06:45Thanks.
06:45You know, it's a blessing that we have a doctor in our family.
06:49Are you kidding again?
06:51Nah.
06:51Are you making fun of him?
06:53Oh, no, no.
06:53Why make fun of him?
06:54Afan, darling.
06:55I'm saying it in general.
06:56Come on.
06:57Afan, he said it in general.
06:58In general.
06:59Dad, doctors put on white uniforms, but uncle doesn't, so he isn't a doctor.
07:03Why aren't you doing your homework?
07:05Afan.
07:07Afan.
07:08The kids.
07:08It's really bad.
07:09They're watching us.
07:11I can talk.
07:12I could have said it out loud.
07:14It was your head.
07:15I hit your head.
07:18Hit it.
07:19Really?
07:20PhD.
07:20Don't hit it.
07:21PhD from Oxford.
07:23Do you even know where Oxford is?
07:25No, I've never gone there.
07:26No, I haven't gone there either, but I'm supposed to go there, yes.
07:30Uh-huh.
07:30So you've never gone there, but you've received a PhD from there, right?
07:33Here it is.
07:33Can you see this?
07:34I've received it, man.
07:36Don't do that, darling.
07:36Don't do it.
07:37I'll lose a game.
07:38I'm very sorry.
07:38I'd forgotten that he's Mr. I know, I know, I know.
07:44You don't need to teach me.
07:45You know.
07:46Thank God.
07:47Thank God.
07:48Doctor sounds good with my brother's name.
07:51Dr. Nosrat-Suzansh.
07:53I love you.
07:53I love you, too.
07:54I wish I could die for you.
07:56I wish I could die for you.
07:57You give it to me.
07:58Stop frown.
07:59Get up and play with them.
08:01Get up, man.
08:02Hey, there was a game.
08:02Hey, there was a company.
08:04Get up.
08:04You can sit down and play the game.
08:05Come on, Farouz, don't act like a child now.
08:08It'll cheer you up.
08:12Come on!
08:12Push the plus button!
08:14Come on!
08:14In the past, when I was a kid, I always thought that when you'd say doctor...
08:18This one to kick, this one to hit.
08:23That's all you need to know.
08:24What about now?
08:25No, that's not the case anymore.
08:26I mean, what kind of doctor is your husband? What kind?
08:29I don't know what kind of doctor he is. Nosrat, what kind of doctor are you?
08:33I have a PhD in the Infrastructure of Modern Ultra Development Holding Company from Oxford.
08:39Oh, I love you. I'm proud of you.
08:41It's okay.
08:41I'll play with one hand. Is it okay, Farouz?
08:44Do you know how to play?
08:45I do.
08:46Let's start.
08:47Let's see what you can do.
08:48Push the X.
08:49Push the X.
08:50Oxford.
08:50Dad, hit it.
08:51The sword, the sword, the sword.
08:52That's really prestigious, huh?
08:54Huh?
08:54That's really good for showing up.
08:56That's great.
08:57Dr. Nosrat from Oxford.
09:00Great.
09:01I'm sorry.
09:02I'm sorry because I promised your sister that I would be patient and that I wouldn't say anything.
09:08How did it happen?
09:09All of a sudden, in a flash and in the blink of an eye, you jumped from high school to
09:15PhD from Oxford?
09:18Listen.
09:19I'm sorry.
09:20I'm really sorry that I promised your sister.
09:23I cut off your head.
09:24I promised that I won't argue with you tonight.
09:27Well, I know very well it's very hard for you to see that Nosrat is on track and no one
09:35can stop him.
09:36No one can stand in his way.
09:38Really?
09:39Really?
09:39You mean you're on track right now?
09:41Yes.
09:41I'm on track.
09:43I'm on track.
09:44And I'm moving forward.
09:45Wow.
09:46I hit your head.
09:47Wow.
09:47You gotta be careful.
09:49Thank God you're on track.
09:50God willing, with practice you'll be even better.
09:53Dr. Nosrat.
09:53Brother, why don't you help us get back on track?
09:55Dr. Nosrat, do something so we can also get back on track.
09:58Oh, yeah.
09:58It's not hard, Beruz.
10:00You just need to have some skills.
10:01Don't touch it, boy.
10:02And some potential as well as new ideas.
10:05That's great.
10:05Then you will move forward.
10:07Right.
10:08Wait a second.
10:09Let me see.
10:09Since when have you internationalized your skills, potential and ideas?
10:14It's really hard, isn't it?
10:16It's not hard, man.
10:18Have you heard anything about distance learning?
10:21Yes.
10:22You haven't heard about it?
10:24You don't know what it is?
10:25In distance learning, you sit where you live or work and work with a computer.
10:29On your hands.
10:31Come on.
10:32Then it's like you're sitting in a classroom in Oxford, yes?
10:36That's great.
10:37That's great.
10:37Listen, all those times we were bringing carpets rolled up and taking them back rolled up,
10:42Dr. Nosrat was working with a computer.
10:44He was in classrooms at Oxford.
10:45Oh, God, I love him.
10:45You know, I'm hearing for the first time that someone can sit in their house and get a PhD in
10:50your house.
10:50You don't know about these things.
10:51Oh, no, Dad.
10:52This is a virtual university.
10:55My teacher was always saying it.
10:57You can stay at home and use your computer to study the teachers.
10:59That's it?
11:00Boy, you're right.
11:01Take it.
11:01Your father loses.
11:02Oh, thank you, Uncle.
11:03You have to do your homework.
11:04Why are you sitting here?
11:06I've done all of it.
11:07I only have to do math.
11:08Let me play it.
11:09Math is also one of your courses, isn't it?
11:12Uh...
11:12I just wanted to...
11:13Mom?
11:15Hey, Firouz?
11:16Hey, Firouz, Efat means you humiliated him in front of everyone.
11:20If I wanted, I could have said it out loud.
11:22Come, come and sit here.
11:23Listen, Firouz, nowadays things are in a way that you can be in a college through a laptop.
11:27Stop it.
11:28Stop it, man.
11:28Stop it.
11:29Stop acting like a university teacher.
11:32You can be in college through a laptop.
11:34Aw, it's because they never gave you the prize.
11:37They've all made us frustrated.
11:39Yes, you're right.
11:39I thought we'd get the money and be able to resolve our problems and breathe a sigh of relief.
11:45Efat, I love you.
11:45Don't worry, your brother is still alive.
11:48You just have to tell me, tell me brother money, tell me brother money.
11:52I'll give you ten times more.
11:54Oh, my brother.
11:54You don't have to worry.
11:55My brother, my brother.
11:56Ten times more?
11:57Yes.
11:59Ten times more will be 250 million?
12:05That's right.
12:06Give me a high five.
12:08Mm-hmm.
12:09Are you doing math right now?
12:11Oh, he's adding up the numbers.
12:15You know what, Nasrath?
12:17Thank you very much.
12:18I hope God grants you more wealth.
12:20But I'm worried about Firouz all the time.
12:22I mean about Firouz's job.
12:24The carpet washing center is cursed.
12:26We can't run it.
12:27I'll run it.
12:28Don't worry.
12:29Be a bit patient.
12:30It'll be all right.
12:33Well, yes.
12:34But you need some money.
12:36A loan.
12:37A grant.
12:38A credit.
12:39Some sort of money.
12:40Darling, we want to get a loan.
12:42You saw how hard it was to get it.
12:45But God will help us.
12:46We'll do something about it.
12:47We can't do anything.
12:48What can we do?
12:49Firouz, we went there several times.
12:51What happened?
12:52What happened after we went there?
12:53Nothing happened.
12:54Nothing will happen.
12:55Of course nothing will happen.
12:57It depends on what kind of a loan you want.
12:58Who you want it from.
12:59How you want.
13:00How much of a loan you want.
13:01You know what?
13:02What for?
13:03Yesterday we got a five billion loan for something unimportant.
13:06Comans?
13:07What else?
13:08Reels?
13:09Ah!
13:10Nasrath, really?
13:12He's bragging.
13:13He's bragging.
13:14And we don't have a lie detector.
13:16Hey!
13:17Come on, Firouz.
13:18I mean, Nasrath.
13:20If Firouz needs a loan, you can get it.
13:22In a flash, sister.
13:24In a flash.
13:25I'll get him back on track.
13:29Listen, Nasrath.
13:31I can't keep my mouth shut.
13:33Whenever you want to help us get back on track, you make a mistake and you pin us to
13:37the track and you even run over us several times over and over.
13:41Firouz.
13:41You know, I can't keep my mouth shut either.
13:43Hey, you're making such a big deal, man.
13:45I don't want to argue with you.
13:47But when my brother says he'll help you get back on track, it means everything will be
13:50okay.
13:50You're being stubborn.
13:52She's right, Firouz.
13:53If you get back on track, all your problems will be resolved, God willing.
13:56Hey, hey, hey.
13:57Don't get him wrong.
13:58Firouz really wants to get back on track, but he's a bit scared.
14:01You want it, Firouz, don't you?
14:02Am I scared?
14:03You see, Firouz wants it.
14:05He wants it.
14:05Tell me, Doctor.
14:06What should we do to get back on track?
14:08You two, please, just tell me.
14:09Give me some advice here.
14:10It's really simple.
14:11It's my soul.
14:12All he needs to do is to go with me to the bank.
14:14And then I'll snap my fingers and they'll give him a big loan.
14:19That's it.
14:20But he doesn't want to go with me.
14:21I mean, he doesn't want to back down.
14:24I don't want it.
14:24I do not want it.
14:28Nasrat, if I go to the bank with you, and as you said, if you snap your fingers like this,
14:34everything will get back on track.
14:36I'll just snap my fingers in the bank.
14:38Uncle, you'll snap the bank like this?
14:41Hey, hey.
14:41Oh, stop it.
14:42Be quiet for a second.
14:43Hey, hey.
14:44Quiet, Horia.
14:45Horia.
14:47When your uncle says he'll snap, he means everything will be resolved quickly.
14:50It'll be resolved in a flash.
14:52Yeah.
14:52You don't want to say anything else.
14:54Do you?
14:55I do.
14:56I do.
14:57I want to say something.
14:59Nasrat, you mean you'll get a loan?
15:02By snapping your fingers and everything will be okay?
15:05You're not bragging, are you?
15:06Oh, Farouz, come on, man.
15:09The loan that I'm gonna get for you is just absolutely nothing for me.
15:13Okay, tomorrow we'll go to the bank together.
15:16But if I find out that you're bragging, a fat can say that you told me and I didn't go.
15:20That's great.
15:21Okay.
15:21You have to go.
15:25But, but Nasrat, you'll be sorry if it turns out that you're bragging.
15:30I'll take your tongue out of your mouth in a way.
15:34Well, take it out of your mouth that you'll need to see a doctor.
15:37Sure, you'll need to see a doctor.