00:01Taxi phone.
00:02Can you send someone to get me please?
00:05Where are ya?
00:06I'm stuck in a toilet in the park. I'm three nearly six and I'm really really scared.
00:13Right.
00:13I was playing on the swings and I needed a number two and then I went and then the door
00:18just shut up there and it's, it's fine shut.
00:21Have you not rang your mum?
00:22I've tried it but I'm on my mum's mobile and I phoned my mum and it's just engaged.
00:29Right.
00:30There are other numbers on the wall that have phoned it but you don't even want to hear what Kinky
00:36Kim said.
00:38We shouldn't be reading things on the wall should ya?
00:40Yeah but I'm stuck in a toilet aren't I? And the options to be quite honest are quite limited.
00:45Well yeah.
00:46Where shall you get someone?
00:47And have you rang the fire brigade or the police?
00:50I'm not allowed to phone the police. I'm not a grass.
00:53Right.
00:54Our next door neighbour grassed on me Uncle Barry once cause he was growing funny plants in the attic.
01:00Right.
01:01Whereabouts are you?
01:03We're in Manchester.
01:04That's where I am.
01:06Is it?
01:06Yeah you can come and get me right now.
01:09Right what area are you there yeah?
01:11I've just said in the park.
01:13But what park?
01:14It's at the end of our road.
01:16And what's your road?
01:18It's got my house on it.
01:21Just send somebody right now please.
01:24Okay then.
01:25Right now.
01:26Right now?
01:27Yeah right now we'll start lashing out in it in it.
01:30Are you?
01:30Which cubicle are you sending him to?
01:33Well I'll send him to the third cubicle.
01:36See you wonder already I'm in the first cubicle.
01:39There'll be more time wasted and I've just not got precious time to waste.
01:44Well I do apologise.
01:45I'm going bollies in two weeks.
01:47I just need you to come right now.
01:49Right now?
01:50Yes right now.
01:52Okay then.
01:53Send someone go.
01:54Alright I'll send somebody right now.
01:57Right?
01:57Don't take the Mickey out of me.
02:00Right?
02:01Calm down.
02:01No you calm down.
02:03I'm stuck in a toilet.
02:06Well you...
02:06I don't know why you stopped doing.
02:08I thought you were in a toilet at the end of your street.
02:11I'm still waiting.
02:13Right?
02:13Stop taking the Mickey out.
02:16I'll get somebody to you.
02:17Hello?
02:18Where are you sending it?
02:19Well as I know it's a toilet.
02:21I don't know what road you're on.
02:22Where me house is.
02:23And where's your house?
02:25At the end of our road.
02:27And what's your road?
02:29It's the one next to the park.
02:32I know it's the one next to the park.
02:35But what park?
02:36The one at the end of our road.
02:39And what's your road?
02:40It's the one with my house on it.
02:43I know all that.
02:45But I don't know what road your house is on do I?
02:48The one next to the park.
02:51I feel I've been very clear on this point.
02:54You have been very clear but you've not given me the name of your road.
02:58I'm going to start flipping in a minute.
03:01Right.
03:02I am in a toilet.
03:04Stuck.
03:05You are stuck in a toilet in cubicle one in a park on the corner of your road where your
03:12house is.
03:13Yes.
03:14Right.
03:15So I need the name of your road so I can send somebody to the park, to the toilet, to
03:25cubicle one and get you out.
03:27Oh right.
03:29Why didn't you tell me that?
03:31I was trying to tell you that but you were losing it.
03:35Right.
03:36Have you got a pen?
03:37I've got a pen.
03:38Right.
03:39Write this down.
03:40Go on.
03:40It's a road near the shops.