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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a customer who claims to have found a condom in a piece of their Popeye's chicken. Then, we find a report, from two people we've featured before on the show, after Lisa spotted them in a video.
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00:00Glad it's finally fall. Football is back and the weather's getting cooler.
00:03How about we go to the Apple Orchard?
00:06Ooh, you lost me a go.
00:07I figure.
00:08That's why I got you new Caramel Apple 5-Hour Energy.
00:11It's like the Apple Orchard without the go.
00:22Something's cooking at Popeyes.
00:24What?
00:26Condom chicken.
00:27Oh, stop. That's gross.
00:29Popeyes has been sued after customers allegedly bit into chicken containing a condom.
00:35That is not great.
00:37Justin Howard and Danielle McKinnon are suing the fried chicken chain for damages in excess of $1.5 million
00:43after eating chicken at Popeyes that contained a condom, according to this petition.
00:49They bought chicken from a Popeyes in Houston.
00:51It appeared ordinary. It was not.
00:53When they bit into a piece of it, they discovered a condom embedded within the chicken.
00:58How could there be a condom in the chicken?
01:00Because two workers banged.
01:03As long as they didn't bang the chicken.
01:05They didn't bang the chicken, but they banged and then a guy was going to take care of it and
01:09dropped it.
01:10Or did someone bang the chicken at the plane?
01:12Oh, don't bang the chicken.
01:14You can't bang the chicken.
01:16No, it had to be workers banging, right?
01:18Why would you use a condom to bang a chicken?
01:21Yeah, I don't want to get a chicken pregnant.
01:23That's for sure.
01:24That bird flu, Lisa.
01:24I don't want to get the bird flu.
01:25Do you really care about diseases and bird flu if you're banging a chicken?
01:30We're not thinking about this.
01:32We tend to, we tend, Lisa, what I've realized, we tend to take someone who's absolutely out of their mind,
01:43completely mentally gone.
01:45They're banging chickens.
01:47And we're like, well, they probably have a 401k and they probably are worried about sexually transmitted diseases.
01:57Do you think they went to the bank that morning before they did that?
02:02I hope their investment strategy is in order.
02:06We tend to think that absolute loons have a plan.
02:13There's no plan.
02:14There's no plan.
02:15There's no plan.
02:16Can't get the bird flu.
02:16If you're banging a chicken carcass, you're, I mean, I don't know.
02:22Well, I'm saying it's still alive.
02:25I don't know if they're still alive.
02:29Because you love that chicken from Popeye.
02:31No, Dave.
02:33And it's stuck.
02:34The condom came off inside.
02:36We don't want to go down that road.
02:38No.
02:39I'm just thinking about all the ways it could happen.
02:41That is a possibility.
02:43That's not.
02:44I feel like it's a real, like an assembly line of, of death.
02:50You get that dick in the Popeye's?
02:53I think it's, you know, someone was looking fine at Popeye's.
02:59The discovery instantly transformed what should have been an ordinary family meal into a deeply
03:04disturbing and frightening event, according to the lawsuit, because both people became
03:09physically sick.
03:10They were horrified by the possibility they had already ingested something before they
03:16discovered the object, including bodily fluids.
03:19Yeah, that's what I would be pretty much guaranteed that you did.
03:23Extra salty.
03:24Yeah, guaranteed.
03:25They had no way of determining what it was, how long it had been there, or whether contamination
03:29had spread throughout the meal.
03:32It's wild to know, like, oh man, that's the condom I used.
03:36Like, as a worker, you're the worker, and you're like, oh, oh, found it.
03:42Because I guess we'd have to know, was it in the, in like the breast?
03:46Yeah, I don't know where it was.
03:48In the meat?
03:48Was it in the batter?
03:49To me, it's like in the sandwich, right?
03:52Like, it probably was like mixed in the, in the lettuce.
03:54I bit into a piece of chicken, discovered what appeared to be a condom-like foreign object
03:58embedded within the chicken.
04:00That's what made me think.
04:01Oh, so yeah, you're right then.
04:02Yeah, you're right then.
04:03It is where they.
04:05It's in the chicken.
04:05I thought they had real.
04:07Condom-like?
04:08Was it a condom?
04:09Maybe it was gloves.
04:11That's what I'm thinking.
04:12Condom-like.
04:14Like rubber gloves?
04:15But you would know what a condom looks like.
04:17I don't know.
04:17I don't know.
04:18You don't know.
04:19I haven't seen one.
04:20You forgot.
04:20I just don't remember.
04:22He hasn't used one in 52 years.
04:24You don't have that, you can't visualize it anymore, so you need to get a good look at
04:29one.
04:29Can you draw me one?
04:31Don't draw him a picture of a drummer.
04:32Can you draw me one, please?
04:33Really quick.
04:34I remember them a little bit.
04:37Like a tube with a little tippy.
04:41Yeah, I don't know if it was even a condom now, but okay, I guess more shocking to me
04:47is I thought they use like full breasts, right?
04:50They don't press a piece of chicken into a shape, right?
04:54No, but they cut up a chicken.
04:56They cut up a whole chicken to make chicken breast, chicken thigh, chicken leg.
05:00Yeah.
05:01You separate the chicken pieces.
05:02Just how does the condom get in amongst it?
05:06And is it breaded?
05:07Someone's banging the chickens.
05:11I'm telling you.
05:13The fact that it was embedded in the chicken made me think, chicken banger.
05:17So Popeyes is saying they believe it was a glove.
05:20Okay.
05:21Yeah.
05:22It was an accidental restaurant glove that fell into the batter rather than a condom.
05:26Okay.
05:27That's their defense.
05:28Right.
05:28I'm telling myself it's a glove too.
05:30Oh, I want it to be a glove.
05:31I want it to be a glove, but my lawyer says, oh, you say it's a condom and you say
05:36you're
05:36afraid and you can't get a boner.
05:39They're testing it at a laboratory.
05:41Okay.
05:42Yeah.
05:43For public records.
05:46So we're, you know, Dave's wild mind of banging chickens.
05:52Dave, which part of a chicken would you bang?
05:56On the chicken butt.
05:58I mean, I'm not going to bang anything, but if someone were to bang a chicken, no, to
06:05me, I'm thinking, and that's how the condom comes off and it's inside the chicken.
06:08No, I meant like it's already been put into pieces, you know, I'm not banging a wild mind.
06:16He does.
06:16He does.
06:16Have you heard this show?
06:18Have you been a part of the show?
06:19It's affected.
06:19But it's your mind.
06:21It's affected.
06:22It's got into my head.
06:23Everyone's banging everything.
06:26If you were on this case, that's what you'd be saying.
06:30Probably hold two thighs together.
06:31Maybe.
06:32Have we thought about the fact that someone could have asked this chicken at the plant?
06:35Have we thought about this?
06:37I mean, you're representing these people and that's what you come up with your theory.
06:42Yes.
06:43Well, and they were asking about like thigh or drumstick or wing and you're like the chicken
06:48butt.
06:50Well, because I'm assuming it's still a whole chicken.
06:53I'm not assuming it's been separated.
06:56Dave believes that you banged it before it even went into their plant.
06:59Yes.
06:59And the condom came off inside and then that's how it's embedded in the chicken.
07:04Right.
07:04You remember that wild that those people that we see on the interviews with the hat lady
07:12and there you went into Popeye's.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15What's happening right now?
07:17Like, what are they?
07:18What are the names?
07:18Who's the hat lady?
07:20Remember that?
07:21What are you talking about, Lisa?
07:22Lisa, show us.
07:23Has she cracked?
07:24Is this her cracking?
07:24I don't know.
07:25She might be going to.
07:26I wish I knew the name.
07:28Oh, I can't remember.
07:31Crazy hat lady.
07:31Okay, Google, just please, condom found in Popeye's chicken, then go down to the videos
07:37and you'll see what I'm talking about.
07:39Condom found in Popeye's chicken.
07:42Okay.
07:43Scroll down.
07:44Scroll down and that second video, that lady, remember her?
07:49Click on that.
07:50I don't remember.
07:52Are you?
07:53Is this Houston?
07:54It's Houston.
07:56It's them.
07:57What did they do?
07:59The panties.
08:01Oh, she showed off her panties.
08:05And then she just had the one with the, like the poopy panties.
08:09Yes.
08:10Okay.
08:11So they, I don't wonder what they did.
08:13I wish we could see the video because there's a guy in here and I don't know what he says.
08:16Oh yeah, you know he's saying terrible things.
08:19Oh, we need to find it.
08:21Oh my God.
08:22I love them.
08:24Right?
08:24Let's see if they.
08:25About a very serious situation.
08:28Okay.
08:28Extremely serious.
08:29You guys are married.
08:31Oh, we had to find the video just now.
08:34What are their names?
08:36Who are they?
08:37That's Dr.
08:38I've left him a message once.
08:39You did.
08:40You did.
08:40You did.
08:41You did.
08:41You did.
08:42You did.
08:42I wish I had a memory.
08:44Oh yeah, I don't, I can't help you at all.
08:46When you were like, person in a hat, I was like, Lisa, I am, I'm going to pretend I know
08:52what
08:52you're talking about.
08:53I have no idea.
08:54I know.
08:54I thought she'd officially lost it.
08:56This is when Lisa snapped.
08:57No.
08:57No, the girl with a hat.
08:58But honestly, if you were to describe these two people that walked in there, you'd think
09:03you were insane.
09:04Yes.
09:04But she's not.
09:05How do we find them if we don't know their name?
09:09We should be following them on social media or something so we can keep track.
09:14You're right.
09:14What's happening here?
09:15I can't get it.
09:15This is all but wrong.
09:18Love that chicken for Popeyes.
09:20We are here because of crazy time.
09:23Here, here, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
09:25I'm sick, perverted stuff and we've seen other videos, including some at Popeyes with people
09:31doing strange things with the chicken.
09:34Dr. Candace Matthews and Quinelle X.
09:37So we know it ain't just a secret seasoning that's happening up in here.
09:40There's a lot more going on.
09:43The cops must take this seriously.
09:44We don't know what disease is being spread in this damn place.
09:48And just the fact that it was even, it didn't even melt in the grease.
09:55It was just embedded in the chicken.
09:57Matter of fact, matter of fact, matter of fact, matter of fact, matter of fact, are you the owner?
10:03No.
10:03You're not?
10:04Because I know that y'all got a co-op going here with Shell and with Shell and Popeyes.
10:09Oh, they're pulling it out of the chicken.
10:12Excuse me.
10:13Yeah, get your money back.
10:15Y'all come here, we got condom chicken for sale.
10:17We shutting this place down.
10:18We ain't have no freaking chicken activities going on around here.
10:23Don't y'all dare.
10:23Get none of this damn chicken in here.
10:27I don't know chicken activities going on here.
10:30Freaking chicken.
10:31In the chicken.
10:32The young man discovered a fried condom in his chicken this weekend.
10:36A fried condom.
10:37A fried condom inside the chicken.
10:38Get your money back.
10:39So the chicken that you're eating, be very careful.
10:42You don't know what you might be consuming.
10:44That's right.
10:45Look at this freak.
10:46There's a freak in the kitchen putting condoms in the chicken.
10:50Chicken strips.
10:54I love you too.
10:56That chicken's dripping.
10:58Oh my God.
10:59This is a whole nother level of choking and stroking the chicken here.
11:03Choking the chicken.
11:05These people.
11:06I love these people.
11:08This is a whole new level of choking the chicken.
11:11This is a whole nother level.
11:12So be very careful if your chicken tastes with some unseasoned, unsavory flavor.
11:18That's right.
11:18You might want to give it back.
11:19I wouldn't eat from here.
11:20I wouldn't eat.
11:21I'll go on, sis.
11:22Mm-mm.
11:23Mm-mm.
11:24Yes, ma'am.
11:24Come on.
11:25Man, they'll shut your place down.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Condom in the chicken.
11:29Yo.
11:31Oh, they're the best.
11:32They are the best.
11:33Oh, I'm following.
11:33And the worst.
11:34I wrote their names down so I can.
11:35I mean, if you're a business and you have something go wrong, you see them coming.
11:41Clothes for the day.
11:42Oh, that's so funny.
11:43The best.
11:45Imagine being approached in the drive-thru by these people.
11:49It would make my day.
11:50The young man discovered a fried condom in his chicken just with you.
11:53And he had to go to the emergency room.
11:54A fried condom inside the chicken.
11:57Get your money back.
11:58So the chicken that you're eating, be very careful.
12:00You don't know what you might be consuming.
12:03That's right.
12:03Look at this freak.
12:04There's a freak in the kitchen putting condoms in the chicken.
12:08Chicken strips.
12:09And I mean, this is a whole nother level of choking and stroking the chicken here.
12:13This is a whole nother level.
12:15A whole nother level.
12:15So be very careful if your chicken tastes with some unseasoned, unsavory flavor.
12:21That's right.
12:21You might want to give it back.
12:22I wouldn't eat from here.
12:23I wouldn't eat it.
12:24I've gone on, sis.
12:26I want to hear them comment on everything.
12:28Oh, my God.
12:29You said banging chicken in the butt.
12:31Okay.
12:31Freaking man.
12:33So this was Houston.
12:35Like this store.
12:36So we, any time something is from Houston, we have to remember that they are probably on
12:44the case.
12:44Someone said, listen, when he said there's a whole nother level of choking the chicken,
12:48I called 911 because my soul was never meant to weave out of my body.
12:52I am ready to die today.
12:53Yep.
12:54When she yelled out chicken strips, it took me out.
12:57They're the best people.
12:58Chicken strips.
13:00Oh, my God.
13:01Oh, thank God.
13:02I love them.
13:03Thank God we figured out what you meant.
13:05Lisa, well done.
13:05I'm sorry.
13:06I didn't have more information.
13:08I'm going to have a hat.
13:08It's all the pressure.
13:09The pressure's on me right now.
13:11I don't know their names, but the lady's got a hat.
13:13I love what Lisa said.
13:14I wish I had a memory.
13:16The lady has a hat.
13:19That's all I need to tell you.
13:21I wish I had a memory.
13:25You know the lady with the hat.
13:29Thank God we figured it out.
13:32Oh, that brought a lot to the table.
13:33Oh, amazing.
13:35Oh.
13:35So funny.
13:36Yeah, so follow them, Lisa.
13:38Yeah, I'm going to.
13:39Follow them.
13:40They are 100% worth of follow.
13:41Oh, man.
13:43So.
13:44Amazing.
13:45Get them on your case.
13:46So, yep.
13:46You're not the only one, Dave.
13:47I guess that the freaky with the chicken, you know.
13:50Yeah, you're right.
13:51You think like that.
13:52Dave's more right than we had realized.
13:54I'm basically like you.
13:54I'm the white.
13:55You're the white quad LX.
13:57Bang him the chicken butt.
13:59Dave LX.
14:03Oh, no.
14:04It's Dave L.
14:06Who's banging the chicken in here?
14:09There are perverts all around us.
14:11Someone's probably banging a live chicken in the chicken butt around here.
14:19And then he's got the lady with those chicken butt.
14:24Chicken butt.
14:26Lisa.
14:26I just need a hat.
14:27I'm getting a hat on Lisa.
14:29Chicken butt.
14:30He said chicken butt.
14:31He sounds insane, but chicken butt.
14:34He nods.
14:36But listen.
14:37Yeah.
14:37Amazing.
14:38Oh, that's good.
14:41Ooh.
14:42Yeah.
14:42Yeah.
14:42Here we go.
14:42soa. Say it.
14:42Okay. Bye.
14:43Bye.
14:43Bye.
14:43Bye.