00:00Glad it's finally fall. Football is back and the weather's getting cooler.
00:03How about we go to the apple orchard?
00:06Ooh, you lost me a go.
00:07I figure.
00:08That's why I got you new caramel apple five-hour energy.
00:11It's like the apple orchard without the go.
00:19A Bronx man claims he was left in agony and dying of embarrassment
00:25after a penis enlargement gone wrong at a New York City men's clinic.
00:31What happened?
00:33He blames the clinic, Best Man Manhattan,
00:37and the doctor, Dr. Emmanuel Samad Hamid,
00:42for botching his penis enhancement treatments,
00:46according to a new lawsuit he just filed.
00:48Manny! Look at it!
00:50This clinic boasts New York's leading penis enlargement specialists
00:56and offers a non-surgical procedure involving micro-injections of fillers
01:02into the genitals to stimulate collagen production
01:05for permanent lifetime enlargement.
01:09Have we heard of that one?
01:10No.
01:10No, we haven't, and can you see why it might have went real bad?
01:14This unorthodox procedure, which can cost you up to $15,000?
01:21What is it called?
01:22Does it have a name of the...
01:25Oh, man.
01:26Mine started with a C and an O.
01:29But I can't.
01:30You can't.
01:30It's not...
01:31Yeah, it's not a...
01:32We're not on Uncut.
01:35Best Man Manhattan.
01:39Sell me on this thing, dude.
01:42Best Man Penis Enlargement.
01:44Oh, temporarily.
01:46Oh, my God.
01:46They took it down.
01:48This account has been suspended.
01:50They're still on Insta, though.
01:53What's your girth?
01:55Do they say what it's called that they use?
01:58I don't...
01:59I don't really say.
02:02Just...
02:02Don't you feel like, um...
02:05The fact that it was...
02:06It's...
02:06They try to make it permanent.
02:08That's where things can get really...
02:10Ah, when they have ads that say,
02:12well, make your meat thicker.
02:14Yeah, you don't want to skip...
02:15I love Big D.
02:16Skip that place, you know?
02:17Yeah, it doesn't seem like it was a good choice.
02:20They're too jokey.
02:22Like, I want you to be dead serious about my dong.
02:25Dead serious at all times.
02:28Like, we're the most professional people you'll ever meet.
02:33We don't make jokes about it.
02:37We will never use an eggplant.
02:39Congrats, Charles.
02:40It's all about jokes.
02:41Just go...
02:41No, get out of there.
02:43No, get off that one.
02:46No, no, no.
02:46Don't, no.
02:47Go back one.
02:48It's a congratulations, Charles.
02:52Congratulations, Charles.
02:54They chuck you when you got it done.
02:56Listen, stop it.
02:58Get out of there.
02:59I wasn't getting that for a minute, but got it now.
03:01Yeah.
03:03This 31-year-old guy, whose name is being withheld for privacy, claims that treatments did the
03:07opposite for him.
03:08They left his manhood aching, deformed, and unable to function.
03:11He first got the penis-plumping filler two years ago.
03:15He returned to the clinic for a second round a couple months later.
03:20He didn't mind it that first round.
03:22Both rounds involved 85 milligrams of dimethicone oil, a clear, odorless, silicone-based polymer
03:32commonly used in cosmetic procedures.
03:34How do you spell it?
03:35After the second treatment, he developed progressive abnormalities and complications.
03:40There you go.
03:40Pain, deformity, skin changes, impairment of penile function.
03:45What he has endured, they say, has been horrific, and he has to deal with the ongoing repercussions.
03:52Best man and this doctor, who now has switched their practice to Florida, did not return a request
04:01So he literally escaped, right?
04:04You escaped New York.
04:05So that's why Manhattan, best man Manhattan doesn't exist.
04:10It's now best man medical.
04:13You have to choose wisely.
04:15Isn't that the risk you take, though, when you sign up to do something like this?
04:19I feel like there is nothing out there that's ever been proven to be safe and a real long-lasting,
04:28real working thing.
04:29So I do not understand why any guy out there is risking it.
04:35No.
04:36You know, to like, why would you risk like a 20% chance that something's going to be, especially
04:41the money that they're paying.
04:43Almost 15 grand.
04:45You're paying 15 grand for something that it's like ends up making your penis look like Frankenstein
04:52and it doesn't even work anymore.
04:54He's now doing pain medicine.
04:57He had to completely switch.
04:59Well, think about that.
05:02Think about who needs pain medicine.
05:05What are you talking about, man?
05:08Addicts?
05:08Yep.
05:10Oh, yeah.
05:10I'll write your prescription.
05:12Come on in.
05:14You got a sore back?
05:16You got a sore back?
05:18It looks like your back is sore to me.
05:21Here you go.
05:23He doesn't look shady.
05:25Oh, you never know, dude.
05:27I'm not saying he's shady.
05:28I don't know.
05:29It's all alleged, but.
05:30Allegedly.
05:31He loves girth.
05:33He loves girth?
05:35I don't know.
05:36He did have a lot of girthy questions.
05:38There's so many.
05:39Eight different pictures come up when you, who knows?
05:41Who knows who it is?
05:41Well, yeah, it's like, you know, which guy is the guy?
05:47I got my eye on him.
05:49Nope.
05:50No, the bigger man.
05:51Not this one.
05:52Yep.
05:53He's girthy himself.
05:54Yep.
05:56Do you trust a girthy man to give you girth?
05:59That's the question.
06:01I don't know.
06:02Yeah, so there's no, like, if we, if there was.
06:05I would already have had it done.
06:07That is life lasting.
06:10Already done.
06:11It would be huge.
06:12There'd be one of these places in every city.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Yeah.
06:16It'd be like, you'd know that.
06:18Risk free and forever.
06:19Yeah.
06:19You'd know that doctor like Dr. Phil.
06:22Right.
06:24Like, you'd know that doctor's name.
06:25They'd live like a sultan.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Like, you'd know it.
06:28They have sheets made of gold.
06:29Yep.
06:30You would.
06:31You would.
06:31Because you'd be making so much effing money because you figured out the only legitimate
06:36penis enlargement surgery.
06:38Well, and it would probably be named after you, right?
06:40Right.
06:41Like, if it was, like, the hunter, you know.
06:44The hunter method.
06:44That's it.
06:45It would be named after you.
06:46Get yourself a hunter dick.
06:48You know?
06:49Incredible.
06:49We all want one.
06:50Yeah, incredible.
06:51This thing's amazing.
06:53I'll take that one.
06:57Oh, you're going the hunter?
06:59Of course I'm going with a hunter.
07:00Yeah.
07:00It'd be crazy not to.
07:02Whoa.
07:03Yeah, you'd be so rich.
07:04And we'd all know about it.
07:05So this.
07:07You're taking a big risk.
07:08I know you want a bigger wang.
07:10It's just amazing how messed up we are as guys.
07:13I know.
07:13It really is.
07:14It really is.
07:14Honestly, it's sad.
07:15Because we just can't.
07:16Yeah, it's very sad.
07:17Because most women don't care.
07:19Sure, some women care.
07:20They care.
07:20But most women.
07:21You guys care way more.
07:22Yes.
07:22As men, we are more caught up in it than women are.
07:28Way caught up in it.
07:30Chuck, it's a problem.
07:32They're not happy.
07:33I'll tell you that right now.
07:34But women have their own issues.
07:35Right.
07:36Sure.
07:37They're changing themselves all the time.
07:39But if you had like a pencil and you could be promised girth.
07:43Yeah, that's the one.
07:44Yeah, the pencil.
07:45It's not even like the length side.
07:46I guess.
07:46It's hard to get into the mindset of someone who's living with a pencil.
07:49It'd be insane to have like, if someone was like, oh yeah, I have like, I've got an eight
07:56incher and then, you know, the sounds of that, it sounds like, whoa, I'm in for the
08:03time of my life, but then it's a pencil and they don't even feel it.
08:09There's no pencils, right?
08:11Pencils.
08:12Yeah, there's pencils.
08:14Pencils.
08:14I think there's pencils.
08:16I don't like an actual pencil.
08:17No, no, but I mean, I think like, small.
08:20Yeah.
08:20Okay.
08:21I don't know.
08:21I mean, I guess you've never looked it up.
08:23I've never.
08:24I've never like the thinnest.
08:25We don't have to.
08:26The least.
08:27Oh, no, it'll make me feel better.
08:29What else are we doing?
08:29It'll make me feel better.
08:31What else have we got going on?
08:33I mean, that ain't great.
08:34See, those aren't pencils.
08:35I mean, I know, but it's pretty close.
08:40Oh, it's not great.
08:42Oh, there.
08:43I took a photo of myself there.
08:46Don't say that.
08:46Oh, no.
08:47Took a little photo of myself.
08:48Measured his skinny dong and ruined him.
08:51Oh, don't measure your skinny dong.
08:53That's a humiliation video.
08:57Not watching that.
08:58I can't imagine many guys with what I would deem as a real pencil are like snapping it.
09:06Unless you're in, you go the humiliation route.
09:09Oh, you're right.
09:09You want that.
09:10You're right.
09:10And we've heard of people that do that.
09:13Oh, look at all the too skinny fixes.
09:17Learn what too skinny is and how to fix it.
09:20How to utilize oral sex.
09:22Yep.
09:23Try a penis extender.
09:24Yep.
09:25Don't use lube.
09:28Don't use lube.
09:29Well, you're not even touching the sides, so.
09:33You got to wear an extender, huh?
09:37Oh, man.
09:38It's no good.
09:39No.
09:39No good for a thin.
09:40I can't even imagine that.
09:40Would you rather be short or thin?
09:43Short.
09:45Short.
09:46Short and girthy?
09:47No, it sucks as being short and thin.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Which is a real double whammy.
09:53Right over here.
09:56Right over here.
09:56Lois.
09:57What is a real double whammy?
09:57Right over here.
