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Captain Marvel assists the Avengers on getting back to earth. All the while with some help from the Guardians of the Galaxy who try to figure out the Skrulls' plan.
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00:16A hero does not define your strength nor your powers, but your determination to do what's
00:23right and the Avengers are the figures to be reckoned with that make up your mankind.
00:30They are the heroes of Marvel.
01:12The Insignia.
01:14To the whole world, it is a distinguishing badge that represents authority and honour
01:20of a military organisation. To Carol Danvers, it means more to the military officer.
01:26It's a reminder of her home back on Earth. During a test run in her military training,
01:32Danvers was abducted by the alien race known as the Kree and she was unwillingly transported
01:39to their home planet, Hala, where they attempted to transfer Kree blood into her body.
01:46During the transfer, this gave Carol abilities that are literally out of this world.
01:53Strength, speed and flight.
01:58She would use her newfound abilities to escape the Kree Empire.
02:03While this was going on, the Kree were at war with another race known as the Skrulls.
02:10Just the sight of their warfare was sore eyes for Carol.
02:15Fearing the dangers both races could present, she decided to dedicate herself to combat the
02:21evils that are beyond her home planet.
02:28From there on, she would go journeying through the universe, assisting other planets in peril.
02:34This earned her the alliance, Captain Marvel.
02:39Down the road, Captain Marvel would ally with Thor to hunt for Infinity Stones.
02:45It was during all this she would cross paths with both the Guardians of the Galaxy and the Avengers,
02:52with the latter at the time stranded in space.
02:56Coincidentally, both parties were also on their own individual quests regarding the Infinity Stones.
03:03Her abilities, let alone her presence, would be invalid in helping the stranded Avengers get back to their home planet
03:11Earth.
03:12And hers.
03:16How we looking out there, Danvers?
03:18All good out here.
03:20I always wanted to carry a ramshackle shit galaxy after galaxy.
03:25I am Groot.
03:26If you want a break, just say so, and we'll open up the hatch.
03:29I was being sarcastic.
03:32It's fine.
03:33Don't worry.
03:34You just keep trying to make your prisoners sing.
03:37Speaking of which, any luck?
03:39Oh, it's going just fine.
03:43Nah, not really.
03:44I was being sarcastic.
03:46Right, let's start this again, Smurfette.
03:48Whatever interrogation tactics you have planned, don't even bother.
03:53You won't get anything more out of me.
03:56I already told everything I know.
03:57We have it on good authority, you do know.
04:00What did your Skrull friend mean by invading our planet Earth?
04:03How long have they been planning this?
04:05If anyone's going to give you a satisfying answer, it should be that foolish commander.
04:10I swear on the Mad Titan's life, I know extraordinarily little.
04:16Her loyalty to her father is overwhelming.
04:20She's telling the truth.
04:23If these Skrulls so much as bombard a section of land when we get back to Earth,
04:27I'll hang you out to dry and I won't even change a shade of grey.
04:36Has she squealed yet?
04:37No.
04:38She's clean as a naughty child sitting in the corner.
04:41She doesn't know much about these Skrulls.
04:43I fear the worst is yet to come.
04:45And we don't even know what we could be up against.
04:49Especially under these circumstances.
04:51It's always one duff after another for us.
04:53Robots.
04:54Aliens.
04:55And a bunch of galaxy roaming morons.
04:57It makes me want to bath in my helmet.
04:59I hate to interrupt you all slacking us off,
05:01but your journey home is going to be slightly delayed.
05:04What's the problem?
05:05Rainbow Woman outside is getting weary
05:07and is quote, starting to lose her strength.
05:12How is she doing?
05:13I am Groot.
05:15English please, anyone?
05:16She's not doing good.
05:18She might be requiring a break.
05:20She'll be fine.
05:21She's got us this far.
05:23She is supposed to be the strongest being among us.
05:26Talk to me, Danvers.
05:28What's going on?
05:28Stop being ridiculous.
05:30I'm doing fine.
05:31I just never went through the galaxy in this capacity before.
05:35See?
05:36Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
05:38It doesn't refute the fact that you've only recently been given your abilities
05:42and still adapting to them.
05:44Perish the fault, Stark.
05:45I'm a soldier assigned for anything that's thrown at me.
05:48I don't have my symbol, my costume for nothing.
05:52If she's not coming back in,
05:54then I'm going out there to lend a helping hand.
05:58I am Groot.
06:07Sorry, I should have asked first.
06:09All right.
06:11But just until we reach Saturn...
06:24Well, I can officially declare that we've reached a dead end.
06:28Take it easy, Clint.
06:29We've all been pushing our intelligence to the limit.
06:32Tell that to Nick.
06:33Whenever we find him, that is.
06:35He would have gotten in touch by now if he's been out of the picture for this long.
06:38It's not just him that's missing.
06:40Vision's only been with us for an afternoon.
06:42And we don't know how vulnerable he can be up there.
06:45Day four, guys.
06:46It hasn't even been a week.
06:49NASA's doing all they can up there.
06:51And you heard what they said this morning, Captain.
06:53They went up to scan the atmosphere and they came back with nothing.
06:55Believe me, Clint.
06:57I'm frustrated as you are.
06:59Three of Earth's best defenders being missing in action is a tragedy in itself.
07:03Along with Nick, without him having his eye on us,
07:06we're gonna be having a lot to confess to the governments.
07:10Oh, don't get me started on them.
07:12We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
07:14Until then, we're gonna keep this under the radar while it lasts.
07:17You guys, we have a miracle on our hands.
07:19Look who's back.
07:20Who is it?
07:27Did I miss much?
07:35Is this what you call making a better living?
07:38What's that supposed to mean?
07:40Please.
07:41You know what I'm talking about.
07:43Running out on our family?
07:45Running against our father?
07:48He's not going to let that slip easily.
07:50After all he's done for you.
07:52Spare me the guilt trip, sister.
07:54We both know what he's like.
07:55How cruel his intentions are,
07:57you should be lucky you're back here with us instead of being back at his empire,
08:01awaiting your next torture session.
08:03That's just the way it is.
08:05Whatever business you associate yourself with,
08:08you chose what comes with it.
08:10Just like the Skrulls.
08:12Just like the father.
08:13You just say things too personally.
08:16Ugh.
08:18Ugh.
08:20Ugh.
08:24We're easy, easy now.
08:26We don't want to be committing a war crime here, do we?
08:29My patience is wearing thin, lizard chump.
08:31My axe is seeking for its next execution.
08:34Unless the next word's out of your mouth is something to foyer your troops' plans to invade Earth,
08:38I may just lose myself.
08:39Yeah, lizard chump.
08:40You heard him.
08:42Don't look at me.
08:43I'm afraid you're gonna have a problem with that.
08:47Our species have the ability to blend in.
08:50Literally.
08:52We can imitate humanoid beings right down to the individual DNA.
08:57Matching their heart, voice, body weight, and even copying their choice of clothing.
09:04It's gonna take more than hasty info for the son of Odin to spare you.
09:08You ugly b-
09:09You ugly b-
09:09Just kidding.
09:10You ugly b-
09:11All of you.
09:15You ugly b-
09:15All of you.
09:23All of you.
09:30You ugly b-
09:31You ugly b-
09:32You ugly b-
09:39capable of, and what I was trying to say before your stupid pet took me out, for people of
09:45Earth won't see us coming. If it's any consolation, we will make it quick for them and avoid as
09:52much atrocity on your people as possible. You are one step away from being spared if
09:58you explain the purpose of your species invasion on Earth. That, you will probably get a hint
10:04of if you even return to that precious Earth of yours. In time, that is.
10:13Seriously? Again? What? I can hear you lot from the cockpit.
10:18What do you think you meant by all of that, Thor?
10:28Please give me good news, Thor. Wanna hear good news? I was this close on finding out their
10:33reasoning until that stupid rabbit came charging in and knocking him out cold once again.
10:39Why am I not surprised? I agree.
10:43We must get to Earth pronto. Can't we make them go any faster?
10:47They don't have the strength of a god, mate. But I can give them another pointless motivational speech if you
10:52like.
10:53Danvers, vision, progress report.
10:55It's just the same as before. Stars, stars, and more stars. And it's all beautiful.
11:04You're gonna have to put your back into it, guys. The Skrull Commander has revealed some disturbing information.
11:09And we need to get back as quick as possible. I can only give you negative information at this time,
11:14Stark. We're going as fast as we can.
11:16Actually, we have good news and bad news, Stark.
11:21Go ahead.
11:22The bad news is we can't go any faster. But the good news is...
11:27We won't have to wait much longer. Earth is just a distance away. Home is in our sights.
11:34Good job, you two. Good job.
11:41So, this is what Earth looks like. Huh. And I thought Xander was alright, Dom.
11:47Were you expecting it to be a rave planet with Skrulls or something?
11:51I am Groot.
11:52Do you want to do us a favour and save your opinions on Earth after we save it from a
11:56world-ending invasion, please?
11:59Look, there's Saturn. You can go back in now, Vision.
12:03So, where were you these past few days, Nick?
12:06Well, after Ultron showed this ugly mug, I've been doing what I do best. Laying low.
12:12Now, you're going to have to update me on what's been going on here, guys.
12:14We thought for sure he killed you or something. I'm sure Stark feels guilty over all this.
12:19Well, I am going to rip him a new one the moment he steps in my sights.
12:23You won't have to. He's missing in action alongside Thor.
12:27They were last seen flying into outer space after Ultron, which was four days ago now.
12:32Space. As in, up there, space.
12:37Well, it's no wonder we haven't heard a peep from them.
12:40They've probably been caught or imprisoned by the Kree.
12:44Or worse, the Skrulls.
12:47Skrulls? What are Skrulls?
12:51The Skrulls are a technological advanced race of reptilian humoids.
12:55They are notable for their shape-shifting abilities.
13:00Which allows them to replicate other life forms seamlessly.
13:05And infiltrate planets without suspicion.
13:08So what's your history with them?
13:10How are you aware of such a race?
13:13My history with them, Cap, is the very reason why I formed the Avengers.
13:17To deal with these anticipated threats.
13:21Everyone, get over here quick. Stark's made contact.
13:27What about Thor and Vision?
13:29They're all in good condition.
13:30Whose vision?
13:31Considering they're in outer space, we should keep communications to a minimum.
13:35In case the signal goes out from...
13:38Whatever aircraft they're on.
13:41I'm more concerned on the beings that they're with.
13:43Apparently.
13:45Thanks for the info.
13:47Stark?
13:48Stark?
13:49It's Steve.
13:51Are you receiving?
13:55Tony Stark, are you receiving?
13:57Over.
14:00I never thought I'd say this, Captain America, but...
14:03Damn, it's so good to hear your voice again.
14:06It's good to hear you too, Stark.
14:08What about Thor and Vision?
14:09Consider the three of us in good health, Cap.
14:12So how are you guys feeling?
14:14Especially being up there in space.
14:16Never better.
14:17We have some...
14:20Guardians.
14:21And a soldier just like you helping us return to Earth safely.
14:24This might be a stupid question, but where exactly are you guys?
14:29Well, we're literally just coming into Earth's atmosphere as we speak.
14:33We should be back on solid ground within minutes.
14:37Attention, passengers.
14:38I hope you had a pleasant flight with the insignia.
14:42We'll be landing in Earth in approximately 10 minutes.
14:46Please remain stationary and no monkey business.
15:23You guys must be the Avengers.
15:25We are indeed.
15:27Our colleagues told us everything about you, Carol Danvers.
15:30May I be the first to welcome you back home on Earth?
15:34But you may address me as Captain Marvel.
15:38And...
15:42Wow.
15:44Two captains from separate galaxies.
15:47That is so Shakespeare.
15:49But in space.
15:50That's why I find it so romantic.
15:53I thought I returned the favour by repairing your ship's engines.
15:57Give them a try when you depart later.
16:02Welcome home, buddy.
16:03It's good to be back.
16:06I might leave all the space stuff to them next time.
16:09Greetings, my fellow Earthlings.
16:11Peter Quill has returned at long last.
16:15By the way, we're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
16:20You look like that wrestler, Dave Bautista.
16:23The WWE wrestler.
16:25If you're familiar with what wrestling is.
16:27I'm not a wrestler.
16:28I'm a fighter.
16:35You alright, mate?
16:40I am Groot.
16:42Hi there.
16:42I am Scott.
16:44How do you do?
16:45Looks like we have you guys to thank.
16:47For keeping our colleagues safe up there.
16:49Hey, we did our best not to kill them.
16:52Before we realised they weren't our enemies.
16:55Okay.
16:56That's for introductions over and done with.
16:58Now, we have a few questions we'd like to ask you, Guardians.
17:01If you wouldn't mind.
17:03Alright.
17:03But if your questions involve Infinity Stones,
17:06we're out of here.
17:07Oh, don't worry.
17:08Our questions regard the advanced race of reptilian humoids.
17:12Known as the Skrulls.
17:15They're under the knowledge that they plan to conquer our planet via a blitz.
17:18And I believe you have a Skrull prisoner aboard your ship.
17:23Tell my friends what you told me.
17:25And we'll find you a cell for you to live the rest of your days in.
17:28Whatever.
17:29When do you lot intend to begin your attack?
17:32When the time's right.
17:34How do we detect your kind when they're under disguise?
17:37You won't need to.
17:40They'll reveal themselves all in good time.
17:42How many of you troops are already here?
17:45About 30 of our regiment are on standby here.
17:49You can have that blue cyborg in there for it by that.
17:54Nebula, what are you doing?!
17:56Nebula, what are you doing?!
17:59What would I have told you sister?
18:02You just get to be sued with our skeleton and in.
18:06She's getting away! Let's get after her!
18:10Where are you guys going?
18:12We said we'd get you guys back home and we did that.
18:16We didn't say anything about helping you out with your battle with these Skrulls.
18:20But we have a lot more to discuss.
18:22We need to know more about the Skrulls alongside these infinity stones.
18:27No, I'm sure the commander there will tell you more than what we don't know.
18:30Yeah, down here is more your territory. Up there is an entirely different story.
18:37I am Groot!
18:40Thanks for the ride home guys. I pray that our paths never cross again.
18:44Yeah, make that both of us. Take care, good luck.
19:01Continuing from where we left off, are you three already in position for their attack?
19:06You can be assured they are well hidden. In plain sight.
19:12Looks like he isn't gonna squeal.
19:17Hey everyone.
19:19Is it me, or is Earth becoming a free parking for all unidentified flying objects?
19:37I take it that's the last of your troops entering.
19:42Before you even think of attacking our ship, just so you know, an assault of any kind on us...
19:50Is a declaration of war.
19:54Get him out of here before I lose myself.
19:57Come along you angry lizard.
20:03Give out the orders, Captain America. What do you want us to do?
20:07We wait for them to make a move.
20:09If it's a war they want, then it's a war they're gonna get.
20:16Everyone, I think there is something that we should be very concerned about right now.
20:20That alien claims that his kind have the ability to shapeshift into anyone on this planet.
20:27And I mean anyone, right?
20:30Yes, we already got that.
20:33Based on what that alien said.
20:36Now, I don't want to create any friction between any of us or anything, but...
20:40But, what if they are using one of us as a disguise right now, right in a second, for their
20:47secret invasion?
20:49What if one of us is a Skrull?
20:58Until that scenario occurs, we carry on as normal.
21:01Only then we will assemble, and face those Skrulls head on.
21:05With full force.
21:07Hear, hear.
21:08That will give me time to sharpen Stormbreaker here.
21:11Danvers, will you be sticking around?
21:14We could do it with a powerful soldier like you.
21:17Those Skrulls made things difficult for me when they went to war with the Kree.
21:23I promised myself I would return the favour to both races.
21:27I will gladly assist you lot in taking them down.
21:30If it's the last thing I do.
21:35I like this one. So do I.
21:51I like this one.
21:51Seems like I got back here in the nick of time.
21:54Better late than never, I guess.
21:56Talk to me, Captain America.
21:58Not for a leader like you to be paranoid.
22:01I can't get Scott's words out of my head.
22:04What if he's right?
22:06What if one of us is a Skrull?
22:10Undercover to gain info on the Avenger initiative.
22:14Let alone on Earth's resources.
22:17To give their own fleet the advantage head start.
22:21Can we even trust anyone?
22:25Tell you what, Cap.
22:26You let me worry on who's human and who's a mother freaking Skrull.
22:30You just focus on doing what you do best.
22:33Do you hear me?
22:35Very well.
22:36Thanks, Fury.
22:40One of the things I fear most is the calm before the storm.
22:45Firstly, the Guardians of the Galaxy are currently in hot pursuit with Nebula.
22:50As they hyper jump deep within the galaxy.
22:54I'm sorry to say that this will be the last we see of them for the time being.
22:59For their personal business with their prisoner is nothing compared to the Avengers' current predicament.
23:05The Skrull commander had nothing else to say regarding the forthcoming invasion.
23:11And was swiftly shoved into the facility's holding cell.
23:15The addition of Captain Marvel would be a temporary blessing for the Avengers.
23:20For Ant-Man's Skrull theory was more menacing than the titanic warship hovering through the city.
23:29Captain America would have every right to be cautious on all the people around him.
23:34Because in a forthcoming invasion that involves shape-shifting aliens.
23:40Who can you trust?
23:45To be-iffed.
24:11And the First.