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00:00As Bobby the Brain Heenan leads his entourage into the square circle.
00:04You can bet Hacksaw Jim Duggan is going to be prime for this event tonight.
00:08Well, I'll tell you, he can be as prime as he wants.
00:10But I'll tell you what, his two by four is gonna be neutralized because
00:14take a look at that chain that Hercules has.
00:17Hercules, one of the more powerful individuals in the World Wrestling Federation.
00:20Standing by is Hacksaw.
00:22Jim, thank you very much, B&G.
00:23Wait a minute, a second, McMahon.
00:25And did you hear Bobby the Brain Heenan, the greatest mind in wrestling,
00:29calling me a journalist and Oakerman a jerk?
00:34I heard it.
00:35And I'll consider the source as well as, look at this right now.
00:41Yes, indeed, what an ovation.
00:45Listen to that guy, listen to that guy.
00:48He sounds like a wounded water buffalo in heat out there.
00:51Never heard of wounded buffalo in heat before, but
00:55Hacksaw Jim Duggan will bring this capacity crowd alive.
00:59Listen, hold.
01:01I got it, McMahon, I knew it.
01:03What?
01:04I knew that Ed McMahon was your illegitimate son somewhere along the line.
01:09Wait a minute now, that's not very nice.
01:12I don't think he would appreciate that, certainly I don't.
01:14Yeah, but you can't do nothing about it.
01:16And there we see Hacksaw Jim Duggan preparing to match up with Hercules.
01:20Hercules, a little last-minute consultation with the Brain in the Giant over in his corner.
01:25Now we're down to the matchup, though.
01:27You're not gonna see a classic matchup here.
01:29You're gonna see a fight, because Hacksaw Jim Duggan does not know how to wrestle.
01:33He does know how to brawl.
01:35He's one of the best brawlers going.
01:36Then again, so is this man, Hercules Hernandez.
01:40I don't know, imagine what they could be discussing, the stock market?
01:42I doubt that.
01:43They're discussing the match, they're discussing strategy.
01:46Boom.
01:46Look at this, Hercules hammering away on the back of Duggan sends him to the buckle.
01:50No, wait a minute.
01:51Duggan with the brakes on, Hercules takes an elbow, and Hercules to the buckle.
01:57Well, Duggan has switched it around here quick, but, whoa, big reversal.
02:01Duggan to the buckle, he comes right out of that.
02:04Hacksaw Jim Duggan with tremendous momentum now.
02:07And Hercules powers over in the corner, and the giant now is giving him advice.
02:12Wait a minute, that's not powering, that's going for advice, McMahon.
02:16Why do you think he has those people out there to consult with him?
02:20Hacksaw Jim Duggan standing tall.
02:22And now, Hercules in a roundhouse, he's up in the air.
02:26Hacksaw Jim Duggan drives a knee to the spine.
02:30Follows through the elbow.
02:33Yeah, whoa.
02:35Hacksaw, who's afraid of the giant, not Hacksaw Jim Duggan?
02:39He's looking right down on the giant right now.
02:42Well, Jim Duggan better worry about Batman right there, Hercules, not the giant.
02:46Hercules, with Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Duggan breaks him into the ring the hard way.
02:52Well, Duggan's got everything going his favor here early in the match.
02:56Hercules now, coming off the ropes, back, body drop.
03:00Whoa, and he come down from about seven or eight feet, they're going for-
03:03Off the rope and jump.
03:04No, my goodness.
03:05And there's the first major mistake of the match, McMahon.
03:08Now, Hercules is smart, he'll go after that knee if he saw Duggan hurt the knee.
03:15Duggan was going to drive the knee right down into Hercules.
03:19And Hercules is just like you said, taking full advantage of it.
03:22We hear the weasel chant in the background.
03:28What do you call the fans?
03:30I don't believe that.
03:31I think he called them what they are, a bunch of morons.
03:34Hacksaw Jim Duggan, now hammering his way out of the corner.
03:38But Hercules brings the Hacksaw out and rakes his face.
03:41You know, I like that.
03:42No matter how big and tough you are, McMahon, a good thumb to the eye will always stop you.
03:48Well, hopefully the referee will put an end to that as Hercules now continues to
03:52work on the knee of Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
03:54Duggan with tremendous resilience, however.
03:57Duggan with a kick to the midsection, Duggan with another right hand.
04:00Follow through, and now it's Hercules Hernandez for the ride.
04:06Look out.
04:07Whoa, but the hurt got out of the way and Duggan went in hard with that shoulder.
04:11Both men are hurt now, McMahon.
04:13Now is when we're getting down to the nitty gritty of the match.
04:16The feeling out process is over.
04:18Now we'll find out who the real tough guy is.
04:21Hercules hammering away on, no, look at this.
04:24Hercules choking Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
04:27Those aren't armed with a giant mitt.
04:28You can bet it's taking its toll on Hacksaw.
04:30And you notice Hercules breaking the count right in the nick of time.
04:34Look at the big man watching, Bobby the Great.
04:35He was looking and looks.
04:38Hacksaw with a roundhouse right to connect it.
04:41A chop to the throat, one downstairs now, Hacksaw.
04:45Wait a minute, through the ropes, to the outside.
04:48Hercules had no other choice in that, he was getting hit by illegal fists to the head.
04:52Beautiful move to break it up and send Duggan out to the floor where he belongs.
04:56But Duggan hit his head, that's probably the worst place he could possibly hit, I would imagine.
05:01Now, then again, he's too dumb to hurt himself.
05:03Hacksaw Jim Duggan back in the ring now.
05:05Hercules trying to set him up.
05:07Rips him out.
05:08Roundhouse right missing again.
05:09Ooh, that elbow does it though.
05:11Boy, what an elbow that was.
05:12Well, we caught him right on the chin with that one.
05:14And Duggan's stunned and the big Herc's going to work on him with the mumps.
05:17Good ref, move, Hercules out of there.
05:20Wait a minute.
05:21What's popping a great hitter with a cheap right hand, cheap shot.
05:25Come on, McMahon, that was just a little love tap.
05:27Whoa, look out, Hacksaw Jim Duggan with a two by four.
05:31You can't blame him.
05:33This referee better take control of the matchup.
05:36Hacksaw Jim Duggan has taken control of things in his own right, and why not?
05:41He is taking a stand.
05:42And the only reason he can do it is because he's got that weapon, the two by four, McMahon.
05:47Well, we'll get the two by four away from him, and the match will continue when we return.
05:53We are back on Saturday Night's Band of Man.
05:55Look out, here comes Hercules.
05:57There, McMahon, see the two by four got him in trouble that time.
06:01The referee had to take it away from him.
06:03Duggan turned his back, Hercules saw the opening and lowered the boom.
06:06And that's exactly what Hercules is doing, series of rights and lefts.
06:10As Duggan is back in the corner, Hercules is just flailing away, and Duggan won't go down.
06:15That's because he's pinned against the turnbuckle.
06:18If he was in the center of the ring, he'd be flat on his back.
06:22Not so sure about that, but right now he is down.
06:25And yes, Andre the Giant looking on as Hercules continues to pound away.
06:30Duggan right back up to his feet.
06:33Well, I've never denied that Duggan's a tough guy.
06:35Like I said, he's a brawler from the word go.
06:39And right now it's Hercules to the buckle.
06:42Hercules, however, I believe reversing things there with that rake of the face.
06:46Nah, that was the old thumb to the eye.
06:48I told you about that earlier.
06:49Stop, would you please?
06:50Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, over by Bobby the Brain Heenan.
06:53And Mr. Heenan has been warned by the official I.O.
06:56And now Hercules has gone in for a power move.
06:59He's putting a big squeeze on Hacksaw.
07:01And the reason the guy does this, see what it's doing.
07:04It's gonna cut off Hacksaw's hair, and it's gonna slowly drain the strength that he's got in his body.
07:09No way you're not gonna cut off Hacksaw, Jim Duggan's hair.
07:13He's hammering away, hammering away on Hercules, the hole broken.
07:17Ooh, nice maneuver by Hercules.
07:20Big knee to the chest at Hacksaw, Jim Duggan, and down he goes again.
07:24The tie to this match is totally for Hercules right now.
07:27Come on, ref, get in there.
07:28Hercules using the rope for leverage.
07:31Applying more pressure on the throat area of the shin.
07:33Come on, ooh, look at that.
07:36Hacksaw Jim Duggan is having the strength literally sapped from him.
07:39That is undoubtedly the ugliest face I have ever seen in my life.
07:43If you haven't been watching any of your old films lately.
07:46Back body drop missed.
07:48And yes, Hacksaw Jim Duggan is once again in control, and he is riled up.
07:53Well, Hercules made a mistake there, he dipped the head, he didn't watch Duggan.
07:57Duggan got the kick in on him, and now Duggan has changed the pace of the match.
08:01And again to the buckle, Hacksaw Jim Duggan now.
08:04Way up there, pinning Hercules into the rope, hammering away.
08:09Down into the, throat area down into the side of the head, down to the shoulder,
08:13just hammering away.
08:14And look at how slow that referee's counting.
08:17He could have been up to ten by the time he got Duggan off of those ropes.
08:20A little encouraged by Andre the Giant is now, Hercules is gripped to the far side of the buckle.
08:24And up and roll back.
08:27Beautiful hip toss.
08:28Wait a minute, wait a minute, we're getting ready now, yes.
08:31Down, set, at one, at two, down.
08:36Whoa, he nailed him with it.
08:37What's happening here?
08:38Bobby the Brain here coming in from behind.
08:40I love it, Bobby saves the day.
08:42Saves the day.
08:43I think he just found himself disqualified along with Hercules Andre coming in from behind.
08:48What is this?
08:50This is what we suspected all along.
08:52A triple team on Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
08:55That's not fair.
08:56Do you really believe they planned this from the start?
08:58Do you think it, McMahon?
09:00Ooh, what a heart.
09:01Unbelievable.
09:02Another huge giant right hand.
09:04And here comes the Ultimate Warrior.
09:08What is he doing down here?
09:10The Warrior with the two by four in hand, Andre and company Scannato.
09:15Can you blame him?
09:16The two by four is back in the ring.
09:19That illegal weapon that saves Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
09:22Every time he's in the ring, it makes me sick.
09:25Makes you sick.
09:26Thank goodness he had the two by four.
09:29Otherwise, who knows what kind of damage would have been done with a triple team effort.
09:35Bobby the Brain Heenan along with Hercules and Andre the Giant.
09:39The result of the matchup.
09:41Gentlemen, what the hell is he talking about?
09:44Trust me, don't worry about it.
09:46What?
09:46Remember, hey, sara, sara, whatever will be, will be.
09:51This is supposed to go down, Bobby.
09:54The party's over.
09:55No, no, damn it, Bobby.
09:57The party's over for the Warrior is supposed to go down.
10:01The new position you have right now is something, buddy.
10:05Something that you've earned.
10:08No.
10:13Gentlemen, please.
10:16Please.
10:17Please.
10:20What are you doing?
10:20Now, Hercules, learn your position.
10:23Take your first lesson of being the slave of the Million Dollar Man.
10:27You don't talk.
10:29You don't walk.
10:31You don't speak.
10:32You don't put your hands on anybody unless I give you permission to.
10:37Do you understand that slave?
10:40Do you understand?
10:44What is that?
10:46Come on.
10:48Divyasi hammering away on his so-called slave.
10:52What is going on?
10:55Virgil, ooh, what a picture of that.
10:58Ooh.
11:01Virgil sets him up with a right cross on that one.
11:07Look at that.
11:10I can't believe Herc's got it in him.
11:13Virgil goes strong and that leaves only two on the platform.
11:34You know, I think that's really the first bad purchase I've seen the Million Dollar Man make.
11:41Herc, Herc, Herc, Herc.