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Dare we say the Bears defense is good?
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00:01rigo may i offer you a couple oh you know you always do a great job curating these but i
00:06want
00:07to play i want to play a game within a game with you okay i want to see if the
00:11things i'm going to
00:12ask you paul and david are things you were going to ask us okay so let's start out with a
00:18banger
00:18we're just going to go big we're going to go big we're going to call flea flicker on the opening
00:22play okay can we say tommy carr is starting against penn state
00:31you know what michael yes in a roundabout way i had uh tommy carr on the list i was going
00:37to say
00:38my way of putting it is can we say that belleville high school may be the most fraudulent high school
00:43since um bishop sicklemore okay i can't put that evil on that funny no here okay so hold on one
00:51second because paul i want paul answer the tommy carr thing and then i want to get back to this
00:55go ahead uh yes okay great talk always verbose paul sarah no no i i do think so mike because
01:02every player they produce doesn't produce they don't and they look great i mean they look like
01:08somebody in central casting that you would put in the next friday night lights movie but when they
01:13get to college it's just it's not there right uh as far as tommy carr yeah because as i told
01:22you
01:22as bad as alessio's game was bryce underwood actually had a worse game statistically than
01:29alessio did and state scored three points michigan scored because the defense scored a touchdown
01:35and then said here we're gonna set you right up in the red zone don't screw this up it was
01:42nice
01:42to bryce to give them fans a nice souvenir knowing he was gonna lose the game though all right that's
01:46enough from you paul that is enough from you paul no but but here here's here's all right can i
01:51can
01:51we say right now bryce is trending to being an all-time recruiting bust yeah yeah i i think that
02:02and maybe his art can change like joe milton because he went someplace else and all of a sudden
02:08joe milton's now in the league and he's a decent backup in the league so maybe it goes that way
02:15but yes
02:15as far as michigan goes yeah you could put him up there with all the quarterbacks no this is bigger
02:21he was he was the alleged you know what you know maybe he puts on the uh the the what
02:26was it the
02:26turquoise suit and he goes full derrick green but this is the problem i have with with being sold a
02:32bill of goods first of all the next time they sell you you're getting the greatest thing since pants
02:37with pockets maybe consider the source this is a kid who never camped anywhere you know what a kid
02:43at alabama keelan russell he won the elite 11 bryce wouldn't even go bryce didn't camp anywhere
02:51you played at belleville you don't play anyone and then you get to college and you can't play
02:58so what's the hype based on hopes dreams subscription what's it based on the hype was based on the fact
03:06you won because you stole them from lsu you outpaid them and you snatched them from lsu at the last
03:13second and that's like the ultimate he he ha ha when it comes to college recruiting we stole your guy
03:19on signing day and i'll offer one more boys and then i'm out of the way and i want rico
03:23to do this
03:23no you go right ahead can we say msu will not win a game the rest of the season
03:29you know where i go right here i don't know you go ahead and scratch that one off
03:35my translation very similar can we say that msu won't be favored in another game this season
03:42100 and they're not going to win a game their best shot is here or rutgers and they're they're
03:49atrocious because i would even say can we say that msu may not score over 20 points in a game
03:55for
03:55the rest of the year i sure i don't whatever you want i don't care you'll be the one watching
04:00paul they're they're very very bad i think they will lose every game i think kj duff has a career
04:06game for rutgers in that matchup it's rough to watch and you know the funniest part there will
04:11still be spartans defending pat fitzgerald and needing to give him time and guys going two and ten
04:17in 2026 here here's an idea there are 17 first year coaches in america nine of them
04:25are ranked only three have a losing record yeah you hired one of those can we say
04:36sorry at according to him pj flick had his best day ever no i don't know if you saw after
04:45the game
04:45but he uh was drinking out of the jug and then he body surfed into the locker room as they
04:52played
04:52mr bright side on the field as the fans rush to field i think pj fleck wakes up and like
05:03injects
05:04blue chew gold the dude's insane it's not for me but he's done a really nice job he's got minnesota
05:11at a point they haven't been since i had glenn mason like they're respectable and they're not a pushover
05:17and no they're never going to make the playoff or they're never going to be awesome but he's done
05:24a really nice job there okay and i know he's annoying and he's a weirdo and i i question the
05:28authenticity of it a lot but i don't know man beating michigan for the first time at home in 25
05:33years
05:34getting a little brown jug back i go ahead you want to crowd surf go for it i don't care
05:40what do you
05:41want me to do about it i thought there was a legitimate chance he might actually get a boat out
05:45and try to row it on the field after the game i him rowing on grass i i don't know
05:52man it's it's
05:52pretty it's pretty wild yeah i have no problem with what he did after the game you know doing that
05:58at
05:58game at college game day though jumping into the crowd say all right dude you do have a game to
06:03coach
06:03called his shot what are we doing he called his shot in game day and it works so go ahead
06:09unlike doing
06:09first downs and dabbing when you're down by 20 points i can't stand can we say that contrary to
06:17what a lot of people thought we all talk about ben johnson that offense but the chicago bears defense
06:22oh is really good oh oh
06:29see i was told the bears defense was going to be horrific this year yes yeah they gave up 37
06:35to carolina in week one oh since then then they then they did what your coach says he's going to
06:40do
06:40looks like they cleaned it up nine points seven points 12 points i'm not saying you're playing
06:48world beaters that's not what this is about but the same team that dusted you and was driving to tie
06:54the
06:55game the bears had essentially shut out until a coverage bus late in the game i don't know i i
07:02wonder
07:02if dennis allen in year two has made some improvements i don't know that the bears will
07:07be very good defensively if they can just be average with the offense oh and by the way they're
07:12winning with their third string quarterback do you want to see what the lions look like
07:17with skippy mctoaster or whoever the hell their third string qb is
07:25sorry i love it that's almost like hiring an experienced defensive mind with head coaching
07:30experience would help you okay paul's an assassin today may as well call this guy john wilkes booth
07:37jeez you know it's the hurricane magic but he's right oh oh we got time can we say
07:47holly roe is quickly becoming the most insufferable self-important entitled pain in the ass in the industry
07:55she got mad at malachi tony because instead of her inane babble he wanted to hug a teammate
08:04mid-interview do you see this i did not see that i was hoping i'm gonna have to look this
08:10one up
08:11i told you what she was yeah dabble shows up kind of off screen taps him gives him a hug
08:19congratulates him all this stuff and she's like oh he's hugging someone in the middle of the interview
08:24i'm like oh boy yeah sorry walter cronkite what what other hard-hitting questions were you going
08:30to ask hey how much fun was tonight yeah that was really worth putting you on a plane do a
08:35lot of
08:35people pronounce your name malachi man no mess with paul today no my my point is no no i get
08:44it she was
08:44like upset because who are you right you go with the flow and like oh go ahead hug the dude
08:49i i've seen
08:51that happen before we have with the uh they just the reporter just says yeah they're hugging their
08:56wife or whatever their family their kids you can't get angry at that because you're kind of invading
09:02their space right now and that's their moment and we all know your questions are worthless
09:08talk about what this game means huh well actually i thought we were going to lose i put some money
09:15down okay next i took the under right i should have just took the knee the way uh hawkinson did
09:22can't stand it did you see what hawkinson did yesterday oh dropping that on the one yeah it was
09:28great because my buddy called me and he goes i need a pick i go you're gonna think i'm crazy
09:32i like
09:32the dolphins getting nine and a half he goes if this loses i'm never speaking to you again i go
09:36watch it's you you do what you want i'm not doing it that saved the game when you can those
09:41brilliant
09:41oh yeah let's turn us into an impromptu can we say that when you see things like that you
09:46immediately start thinking vegas no i thought smart because it was victory formation and then your
09:52defense you're not putting your guys at risk for 8 10 12 more snaps but you go up what 13
09:58oh and
09:58my buddy joe had dolphins plus nine and a half i think tj's for the people i was like tj's
10:04for
10:04the people i'm watching i'm like did he get hurt nope he just slid and wait let me do the
10:09math
10:09it's becoming ridiculous it's smart it was called victory formation listen i had a friendship on the
10:16line okay it was nice that he did that for everybody can we say that the chiefs are in dire
10:22need of
10:23bringing back tyreek hill yes because i almost threw up when thornton tried to celebrate and
10:30look down at his ankle and yeah it was on back it was on backwards and then quickly he went
10:38into
10:38shock that was horrifying and can we say broadcast you don't need to show that again they showed it
10:46three times you don't need to show that you can say he has suffered a grotesque injury and we're
10:53not showing that see i can understand the first time because you probably didn't realize it when
10:57you saw it and his own teammate didn't even realize he thought you okay he's pointing at his ankle no
11:03i'm not okay and he looked at it well he didn't even realize it he got up like he was
11:07going to
11:07celebrate and realize my foot's on wrong michael can we say that the sec team simply can't handle
11:15success this year what do you mean after big win it's almost a guarantee you will have a big loss
11:21florida is the latest to play this game yeah except they that's the difference between the sec and this
11:27big 10 this year there are good teams oh yeah florida your reward for your big win is going and
11:32taking
11:33on rank mizzou mississippi state you had this moment in the sun hey look at that oh it's alabama coming
11:39to town dude the sec looks it's a minefield there's no breaks there ain't no msu illinois michigan
11:47there ain't nothing ruckers who are those teams even vandy will give you a run that's my point man
11:53that's no i i'm i'm gonna say no you can't lsu big game loses old miss big game and then
12:01lose the
12:01lsu is more emotional the old miss win who you gotta look at who you're losing to some team from
12:08some sub conference that ain't the big 10 got it i got time for one more david all right whatever
12:16you want let's stick with college because he said it can we say jeremiah smith is the best player
12:22in college yeah you just give him the heisman now and he's the number one pick he really seems to
12:27be
12:28a generational talent like a calvin johnson type prospect a randy moss type prospect like
12:37he's just built different and and he just i i don't know if that kid if that kid can't play
12:45nfl
12:45football then then then just forget just forget ever doing any prediction ever so he'll be like the
12:51other ohio state receivers and not marvin harrison maserati ma yeah more like pinto
12:58wait till this week it's kind of crazy that literally every receiver that played with marvin
13:03harrison is much better than him in the nfl yes and they were his second fiddle in college
13:07yeah jsn yeah all those guys meanwhile marvin every week looks like he's about to launch the
13:13steve madden ipo just wait steve madden he's moving in quaalude speed maybe we'll put something
13:20up on the big board what he's gonna have 100 yards this weekend oh against the lions yes oh man
13:26you
13:26know you're down bad ah they don't even target him they won't but they will that's can we say that
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