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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who is wondering if he should check out his girlfriend's old OnlyFans content. Then, we talk about whether or not we'd accept indecent proposals.
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00:00Glad it's finally fall. Football is back and the weather's getting cooler.
00:03How about we go to the Apple Orchard?
00:06Ooh, you lost me a go.
00:07I figure. That's why I got you new Caramel Apple 5-Hour Energy.
00:11It's like the Apple Orchard without the go!
00:23A guy online says he ended a seven-month relationship
00:27after accidentally discovering that his girlfriend
00:30used to have an OnlyFans account.
00:35He says they'd built a great relationship.
00:37They'd helped each other through some tough times.
00:40But when he spotted the account saved on her phone,
00:44she admitted that she had made some content before they met.
00:48What bothered him the most, I guess,
00:51was learning she never planned to tell him
00:53because she considered it a part of her past.
00:58Now, he said that crossed a boundary for him.
01:02Like, sex work.
01:04Yeah, I can understand some people not wanting their partners
01:07to have worked in the sex industry.
01:08I can understand that.
01:10Okay, so we always say on the show,
01:12leave the past in the past, right?
01:13Yeah.
01:14But is that something you'd...
01:15I don't want to know, but if I found out,
01:19would I say that it wouldn't affect my thoughts on things?
01:23No, I can't say that.
01:26Because I'd want to know a lot of things.
01:28I would want to know, like, just solo stuff?
01:31Just solo?
01:33Yeah, what did this involve?
01:34Like, always just you?
01:34Were you banging dudes?
01:36Were you, like, you know?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Because there's a lot of these accounts that'll be like,
01:43hey, I'm coming into a town.
01:45I'm looking for a guy who's, you know, this tall,
01:50looks sort of like this.
01:51I'm looking to make a video.
01:52Let me know.
01:53I mean, you see it.
01:54It's on my TikTok.
01:57You know?
01:58Oh, they're trying to find guys to F them for content.
02:02Yep.
02:03That doesn't seem like that would be too hard.
02:05No, I mean, obviously it's not.
02:07It's also a good way to get your channel out there, right?
02:11So this person still had their account.
02:12It was, she didn't get rid of it completely
02:15because he found it.
02:16You never know when you might need it.
02:18He spotted the account saved on her phone.
02:20Yeah.
02:21So that's troubling right there.
02:23If you really want it in your past and it's done,
02:26you wipe it.
02:27Yeah, because I think there's a big difference
02:28between, like, pausing something
02:32and, like, fully just getting rid of it.
02:34You gotta get rid of it.
02:35You know?
02:35So people online are arguing she wasn't doing it
02:37during their relationship,
02:38and she's not obligated to disclose
02:41every part of her sexual history.
02:43No, you're not.
02:44I agree.
02:45You don't have to.
02:46I mean, I'm not going to tell you everything I've done.
02:47Jesus.
02:49You know?
02:49But it's, like, at the same time,
02:51if you found out that I did something wild...
02:54We're on OnlyFans.
02:55...and then it was like,
02:58oh, yeah, no, I didn't want to tell you
03:00about any of that.
03:01Sorry that you found out about that.
03:02Then it's, I understand that it might be
03:04like a bridge too far.
03:06Yeah.
03:07You know?
03:08So is a partner's OnlyFans
03:09past a legitimate relationship deal-breaker,
03:13or is he throwing away a good relationship
03:14over something she did before they met?
03:16Who knows if it's a good relationship?
03:18I mean, seven months in.
03:19Yeah.
03:19And it's up to you.
03:21It's up to you.
03:21I don't know.
03:22What's your line, man?
03:23That's his line.
03:24That's it.
03:24Every, some guys are like,
03:25yeah, dude, like, who cares?
03:27They don't have a problem.
03:27Right, but I think for a lot of guys,
03:29sex work does cross a boundary.
03:31Sure.
03:32It's not just-
03:33Just like if guys were signing up,
03:36like they were part of a gangbang club,
03:38where, like, they found out about these gangbangs
03:40that are going on,
03:41and, like, you didn't realize it,
03:42but for, you know,
03:44when they were in their late 20s,
03:46they were in all these gangbangs.
03:50That's not a great thing to find out.
03:51No.
03:51For a lady?
03:52No.
03:53But at least it's not all over the internet.
03:55It might be, though.
03:56It might be, I guess.
03:57You know, it might be.
03:58Let's just say right now, Ryan,
03:59and you find out that your wife had an OnlyFans.
04:02Does it change anything for you?
04:04Newborn.
04:05I just go, can I see some of the money?
04:09Oh, man.
04:10Years ago, I told you this.
04:12I tried to get her to let me start a foot page for her.
04:15Right.
04:15Yep.
04:15Like, you don't see her feet or anything.
04:17I don't care.
04:18I don't know.
04:18I'm under, like, if a rich guy came up to her,
04:21I've told her this.
04:21If, like, a super rich guy came up to her and said,
04:23hey, I'll give you, like, $5 million for the night,
04:26I'd say, go ahead.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Indecent.
04:29Financial benefits for the family.
04:31For the family.
04:32You did it for the family.
04:33Yeah.
04:34We can forgive and forget.
04:35It's all right.
04:36I mean, everybody's banged someone else.
04:39Like, I do believe that.
04:41I mean, we all know it.
04:41Yeah.
04:42People have banged other people.
04:43People have let other people do unspeakable things
04:46to their bodies that you might not have even been able
04:49to do to their bodies.
04:50Yeah.
04:51So, I mean.
04:54Not me, Chuck.
04:57Just one person three times.
04:59That's it.
05:00That's it.
05:00That's it.
05:01Love of my life.
05:04Unspeakable things.
05:05College athlete.
05:06Yeah.
05:07I guess.
05:07Would you?
05:08One night.
05:09$5 million.
05:11I'd give her up.
05:13Give her up.
05:14If she wanted to.
05:15If she's okay with it.
05:17It would have to be her coming forward and being like,
05:20I need to do this for the family.
05:23Right.
05:23And it would be like.
05:24Yeah, I'm not auctioning off my wife.
05:25No, no, my God.
05:26No, highest bidder.
05:27I mean.
05:28Gotta keep a reserve on that at least then.
05:30Can't let her go for cheap.
05:31Right.
05:32Right.
05:32What was the money?
05:33Was it a million in that movie?
05:35Yeah, I think it was.
05:35It was a million because a million dollars was so much money back then.
05:39Yeah.
05:40It didn't go well, I don't think, in that movie, right?
05:42No, no.
05:43Yeah, it went bad.
05:44No, basically, you just use the money to then basically be like,
05:47I could give you this life.
05:49What are you doing with that loser?
05:50Right.
05:51Like, that's.
05:51Was that what happened?
05:52I think that's what happened.
05:55Yeah.
05:55It's like you open Pandora's box and then you realize.
05:58It is something that would make you pause and go, who?
06:03Five mil?
06:04Five mil.
06:04I mean, it's life changing money, right?
06:06I'll get over it.
06:08Do you think she would let you for five mil?
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11Yeah.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Ryan, your wife, would she share the same thought as you?
06:16I believe so.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Yeah, okay.
06:18If some lady offered five mil to sleep with me?
06:21Yes.
06:22Yes, she'd do it.
06:23I hope so.
06:24Don't be an idiot.
06:25It's only going to be 25, 30 seconds.
06:28I mean, we'll get over it.
06:29I mean, this is the easiest money ever made.
06:32Yeah, I'll double wrap the thing.
06:32She's not.
06:33I'll be asleep in a minute.
06:35You can wait outside with the car running.
06:37I'll be down in a minute.
06:38If there's some lady, if there's some lady out there that's got it twisted up, then I'm
06:44going to give her the night of her life.
06:46Oh, my God.
06:47You fool.
06:49Five mil.
06:49What a steal.
06:50This life never proposed.
06:52You guys never get the indecent proposal.
06:54No way.
06:56It's a dream.
06:57No way.
06:58What can this be over with?
07:00Oh, my God.
07:01We'll make the seven o'clock reservations.
07:03I mean, it's not a problem.
07:05It's still time to eat.
07:06It's not a problem.
07:07It depends on what the woman looks like, too.
07:10Right.
07:11I mean, you still got to get it up.
07:12No, for me to say it would be okay.
07:15Oh, for you to say.
07:15Okay.
07:16Oh, what are you?
07:16Who is it?
07:18Right, exactly.
07:19If you want to approve the lady, Lenny gets offered five million.
07:21I don't know.
07:22Would you want her to be more attractive?
07:24Or would you want her to be like a slas?
07:26No, Lass.
07:26Are you kidding me?
07:27No, you'd want it to be less.
07:29Yeah, I don't know.
07:30That's selfish.
07:31I know.
07:32I know.
07:32It is.
07:33Can't have it all, guys.
07:35Sorry.
07:35I know.
07:35It is true.
07:36I mean, the thing is, anytime you're talking about a life-changing, like a life-altering
07:44sum of money, everything's got to be on the table, I guess.
07:48I think so.
07:49You know?
07:50Because it's like, would your wife say you can be with that guy for five mil?
07:57Huh.
07:57Sure.
07:57Wow, that changes everything.
07:58Oh, no, that changes everything.
07:59You know?
08:00What are we doing?
08:02Five mil's too low for the back door.
08:04Okay, well then.
08:05But you just, you want it?
08:06Five mil's too low for the back door?
08:09More money.
08:10More money.
08:10You were doing stuff for 50 bucks a few weeks ago.
08:13It's not the back.
08:13Five mil?
08:14You want to tug on it?
08:15I guess I'll be your guy.
08:17It's five mil.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20Five mil.
08:21I know, I get it.
08:21You're crazy.
08:22That's what I'm saying.
08:23I mean, like.
08:24Tug me.
08:24I think just doing normal banging is not, like, crazy enough.
08:28Like, if they made that movie now, it would have to be that.
08:31Oh, it would be a lot more.
08:32It'd have to be that.
08:33A gay, indecent gay proposal.
08:34It would have to be that.
08:35Dave, you would never allow Amber to have sex with another man, because you'd kill him.
08:39Oh, that's true.
08:40I know the rage would probably be good.
08:41So then you'd end up in prison, and she'd have the money.
08:43But then I've got to think about, okay, I can just be on an island somewhere.
08:48You get half, too, if it doesn't work out.
08:51You've got to remember that.
08:53I feel like you'd get divorced after, because you'd be like, you whore.
08:58You should have said no.
08:59Well, and I think that's how that movie went.
09:02I think that's how that movie went.
09:04So there you go.
09:05I can't remember how it all went down.
09:07Hold on.
09:07Like, why did you want to do this?
09:09Like, why would you do this to me?
09:11You whore.
09:12Thanks for the Rolls Royce, though.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Split it down the middle now.
09:17Yeah.
09:19Yeah, but on the other hand, honestly, I think it would be easier.
09:24Do you think it'd be easier to let your lady get with a lady for $5 million?
09:28Oh, I'll do that.
09:29$5 right now.
09:30$5.
09:31$5?
09:33I'd watch it.
09:34You know, it's so funny.
09:35Does he get to watch?
09:35It doesn't work the same way.
09:37Like, your movie is more than $5 million, you're saying.
09:40Yeah.
09:40But your lady with another lady.
09:42Yeah.
09:43You gotta pay for that, usually.
09:44Right.
09:45Yeah, they probably kissed someone in college.
09:46It's not that big a stretch.
09:48You know?
09:49Yeah, I think I know how I'd react to it.
09:52I'd, you know, maybe do a little bit.
09:57What?
09:57Who are you shooting?
09:58I don't know.
09:59Whoever's involved.
10:00Oh, wow.
10:01Oh, jeez.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:02Her OnlyFans is active, so you put one right between her eyes.
10:05Yeah, not her.
10:06I don't know.
10:06Dave killed her.
10:07Maybe just break up with her.
10:09You could just do that.
10:11You could just do that.
10:12I gotta call Lisa first before I make any decision.
10:14Lisa, I've got a gun loaded here.
10:16Lisa, what's happened?
10:16I'm gonna kill everyone involved.
10:18Found an OnlyFans page.
10:19Got a gun.
10:20What do you think?
10:20Yeah, you shouldn't have a gun.
10:21I'm worried about you.
10:23That's a joke.
10:24That is a big joke.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Relax.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Keep it down over there.
10:30I don't know.
10:30I think that, just like anything, you can ask a lot of questions in life that you don't
10:34ever really want the answer to.
10:37And, you know, like finding out how many people somebody's been with.
10:42We always say that's crazy.
10:43Anything.
10:44Like asking if you can.
10:47Yeah.
10:47And, like, in the grand scheme of things, who really cares?
10:50Who cares?
10:54I don't know.