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Watch The Split Up DEADPOOL, Season 1 Episode 1 on Dailymotion (2026).
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03:10C'est parti.
03:13C'est parti pour l'intervention.
03:15Ah, ne vous inquiétez pas maintenant.
03:16C'est un peu plus tard.
03:18C'est bon.
03:19Vous avez vu.
03:20Bye.
03:21Vous n'avez pas pensé à me dire une bonne idée?
03:23Neel me demande pas de ne pas.
03:24Mais quoi que je peux faire?
03:26Vous connaissez le pouvoir de ses poignées plus que quelqu'un.
03:28Je n'ai pas de temps maintenant pour un wedding,
03:30ou un honeymoon,
03:31ou des bébés.
03:33Qu'est-ce que c'est le rush?
03:34Vous avez été ensemble depuis 18 ans.
03:35C'est très bon ici.
03:36Je ne peux pas respirer.
03:40Just put the poor man out of his misery,
03:43for God's sake.
03:45I mean, look at me and Michael.
03:47Wedded bliss.
03:54I know it's hard without Mum.
04:02She wouldn't want you to put your life on hold, you know.
04:06I knew that would stress the hell out of you,
04:08which is why I've asked Maya here
04:09if she would be kind enough to take you out for a drink
04:11whilst I help Mum with the logistics.
04:14I'm gonna leave you to it.
04:16Good luck.
04:17Thank you.
04:19You all ambushed me.
04:21Technically, we did, you're right.
04:23I just don't think now's the right time to be splitting focus.
04:26I get it, work's important.
04:28But frankly, I'm just not too sure how much longer I can fend off
04:31the women of Manchester.
04:33Personally, if I were you, I'd put a ring on it fast.
04:36Yeah, do you?
04:37I just wanna marry you before I get senile.
04:39Is that so wrong?
04:47Just no more surprises, please?
04:50Yeah.
04:51Yeah, deal.
04:55Go and help your mum.
04:57Go and have that drink.
04:57Go and have that drink.
04:58Go and have that drink.
04:59Go and have that drink.
05:03Go and have that drink.
05:05Go and have that drink.
05:10Go and have that drink.
05:13Go and have that drink.
05:14Go and have that drink.
05:15Go and have that drink.
05:15Go and have that drink.
05:15Go and have that drink.
05:16Go and have that drink.
05:16Go and have that drink.
05:17Go and have that drink.
05:17Go and have that drink.
05:18Go and have that drink.
05:18Go and have that drink.
05:24Go and have that drink.
39:39Rebecca asked me to cast an ivory, I'm sorry.
39:41I'm supposed to be helping Aria.
39:42Yeah, well, Aria won't mind, she'll understand.
39:45I do all the pick-ups, the music lessons, the play dates...
39:47Yeah, well, someone has to pay the bills.
39:50Yeah, well, the other one does absolutely everything else.
39:53I didn't mean that, I'm just...
39:53Javi, grab your things, Danny's shoes, leave the dishes,
39:56your dad can do them when he gets home.
39:57Would you mind taking the bins out before you go?
39:59Yep.
39:59Come on!
40:01See you later, mate.
40:03Bye, Javi.
40:09You think they made the right choice?
40:12I think there's something more honest in being able to admit
40:15who you are and what you want.
40:17Or maybe it's a dream, an impossible desire to have it all.
40:26I can't believe you had convinced her to give up her girlfriend.
40:29Made smart financial sense, but it would have broken her heart.
40:33My job is to advocate for my client.
40:36It's also not much fun being in love when you're bankrupt.
40:39I don't suppose we could lure you to Manchester.
40:42I'm taking over the firm,
40:44and I could deal with another brilliant woman on my team.
40:48Fluttered.
40:48But, erm, diming isn't quite right.
40:54Oh, Maya called.
40:56She's forgot to bring your outfit
40:57and asked if you could swing by us to pick it up.
40:59She said you know the spare keys.
41:01Sorry, it's my journey tonight.
41:02Oh, yes, of course.
41:03Why are you still here?
41:04I'm going.
41:08If you change your mind.
41:09Sure.
41:15So, I'm just going to leave these on your desk room,
41:21and I'll come back later.
41:41Just give me two minutes.
41:59What the actual fuck?
42:01This isn't Becca.
42:03I'm so sorry.
42:04Sorry.
42:04Wait, wait, wait, Aria.
42:06Aria, wait, please.
42:07Wait.
42:08Wait.
42:09Wait, Aria, please don't tell her.
42:10Please.
42:11You think I would keep this from her?
42:12No, no, I'll just...
42:13Please.
42:18Oh.
42:25Don't fucking help me.
42:33Got a minute?
42:34Of course.
42:35I just wanted to explain about...
42:36the party, yeah?
42:37Noni.
42:39You made an excellent choice.
42:44Tasha never liked me drinking whiskey.
42:47Hated the smell.
42:51Oh.
42:54Oh.
42:55Look at you already finding the silver linings.
42:58Too soon?
43:05You know, I envy you, Alex.
43:08You can still argue with Tash.
43:11Rayna just...
43:12wins silently from the great beyond.
43:18To our wives.
43:20Between them, they covered every exit strategy going.
43:30ですdefing.
43:31Okay.
43:32Are you looking I have King del Marbeek?
43:34Yes, yeah...
43:36Yeah.
43:38I'm looking.
43:39in my city.
43:42Oh.
43:43Merci.
44:18Oh, you're in here.
44:20Wow.
44:21I know.
44:25What's wrong with the dress? Does it not fit?
44:27I haven't even looked at it yet.
44:29God, it's so heavy.
44:34Oh, Aria.
44:35It's completely natural to have cold feet.
44:37Can I see?
44:40She hates the dress, but you look hot.
44:44Why do you hate the dress?
44:46Come on, it can't be worse than what you wore to prom.
44:49And she was deep in her emo face.
44:52It was goth chic, actually.
45:02I just...
45:06I didn't think I'd be doing any of this without her.
45:20I thought she'd be here to help.
45:26No-one really knows what they're doing.
45:30The marriage is honestly just...
45:33Two people trying not to hurt each other
45:36over and over and over again.
45:42But it is worth it.
45:44I promise.
45:44Yes.
45:50Aria!
45:51Sweetie!
45:52Oh, for fuck's sake.
45:53Oh, God.
45:53OK, um, I'll cut off with a samosa, yeah?
45:56Don't be long.
46:02I had a wobble the night before my wedding, do you remember?
46:05What, you mean when you threw up peach snaps all over my bed?
46:08Yeah.
46:13Genuinely, though, I do think marrying Michael is one of the best decisions I've ever made.
46:18And you and Neil, you're just fit, you always have.
46:26Come on.
46:27Need to get that linger on you.
46:30Whoa!
46:30You just wait till Harsher sees what I've done to her dress.
46:40Fit.
47:21YOU LOOK LIKE A VISION.
47:25You look like a vision.
47:25So bad yourself.
47:28Vous savez, votre mère a choisi cette suit.
47:31Je suis là, elle a garré avec le vendre pour 45 minutes.
47:33Oui.
47:34Elle n'a jamais perdu à la haggle dans 30 ans.
47:38Mais elle a insisté sur le prix pour cela.
47:42Elle voulait que je vous donne ce soir.
48:04Je veux que vous connaissez beaucoup.
48:06J'apprécie tout ce que vous avez fait pour moi depuis qu'elle nous a fait.
48:10Je sais, père.
48:15Mais je sais que vous ne pouvez pas rester ici pour toujours.
48:30C'est parti.
48:32S'il vous plaît, c'est parti.
48:35Vous avez d'accord ?
48:36C'est ce que le monde a rêve, n'est-ce pas ?
48:37La vie de fiches insultes de la vie ?
48:47Vous venez.
48:49Vrez.
48:51Vous êtes fantastique.
48:53Merci.
48:53Merci.
48:53C'est bon.
48:55C'est bon.
48:56C'est bon.
48:57C'est bon.
48:58C'est bon.
49:01Oh, wow.
49:02Aria.
49:04Vous avez des stars.
49:05Vous regardez absolument beau.
49:07Vous avez un peu de majeur.
49:10Oh, darling.
49:12Merci.
49:14Merci.
49:18Merci d'avoir invité.
49:23All right, let's go and say hello to your aunties.
49:25Aria!
49:26Look who's here.
49:27Hi, Katie.
49:31Oh, my God.
49:32You look beautiful.
49:35I am not going to tell you you look beautiful,
49:36because you are more than that.
49:39Come here.
49:40Too tight.
49:41Sorry.
49:42I love you.
49:51Hi, love.
49:51Hiya, sweetheart.
49:53How are you?
49:55Thank you.
49:56All right, let's go beg Grandad.
50:01So the couple who wrote the textbook on staying together
50:04have penned their final chapter.
50:06We wanted to be honest with you all.
50:08We're choosing a path to our own happiness.
50:11It's about being true to yourself, despite the odds.
50:14More power to your tash.
50:17Do you think Harshika might have gone a tad overboard with the catering?
50:22Oh.
50:23When are we going to find a lovely bride for you, Cam?
50:27Maybe in another life, auntie.
50:29If you hear of a groom, then do let us know.
50:32In fact, I hear that your son is single.
50:34Again.
50:36Mubarak.
50:37Thank you.
50:37Thank you.
50:50Thank you.
50:55Thank you.
50:55To you.
50:56Thank you.
50:59Danny, don't eat all those, please.
51:13Hello.
51:14Hello.
51:16Hello.
51:16Thank you.
51:17Thank you.
51:18Well, thank you.
51:18You've been kind, Neil.
51:20Lookie there, Neil.
51:23Wow.
51:24Thank you.
51:25Thank you.
51:27Thank you.
51:29Aw, thank you.
51:30Gee, nelly.
51:31C'est beau.
51:33C'est beau.
51:35C'est beau.
51:48C'est beau.
52:02C'est beau.
52:03Merci à tous, pour nous présenter.
52:06Et nous voulons à ces deux jeunes,
52:09belles personnes
52:10qui ont été en train de faire la grande aventure de leur vie.
52:15Aria.
52:16En tant que enfant, vous étiez mischieuse,
52:19curious,
52:20toujours en train de passer ici, en train de passer là,
52:23et nous avons donné un défi ou un défi à chaque fois.
52:27Nous sommes très,
52:29très heureux de vous.
52:31Neel,
52:33vous êtes plus que rien,
52:35Raina et moi,
52:36comme son-in-défi.
52:37C'est thoughtful,
52:39loving,
52:40diligent,
52:41hard-working,
52:42loyal.
52:44Arshika, merci beaucoup
52:45pour bringing votre son dans notre vie.
52:48Et c'est pourquoi
52:49ça me donne beaucoup de confort
52:50à annoncer que,
52:52quand je suis descendu,
52:53je décide que
52:55Aria et Neel
52:58qui seront les membres de l'équipe
52:59de l'équipe de l'équipe
53:02des gestionnaires
53:02de l'équipe.
53:07Je sais que l'équipe de l'équipe
53:09sera certaine
53:10tous ces deux-ciens,
53:12à la haute.
53:13Donc,
53:14donnez vos grâces
53:15To Arya and Neil
53:17Arya and Neil
53:19Arya and Neil
53:20Thank you
53:42What the fuck?
53:44I know. Why did he do that?
53:47Arya, please
53:48Please just try and enjoy tonight
53:51Look
53:51Look
53:53This is about you and Neil
53:56Starting your lives together
53:57It's not about anyone else
53:58It's definitely not about Dad
54:02When Michael and I got married
54:04We made a decision to always put each other first
54:07Why you always with Becca
54:16When I went to the house earlier
54:20Yeah, I know he told me
54:21She needed his help
54:22Look
54:25It's not what I saw
54:30I know you're nervous
54:31But don't try and discredit my marriage
54:34Just cause you're looking for reasons to avoid one of your own
54:38Whatever happens
54:39I'm gonna make sure you're okay
54:40Arya
54:41Stop
55:28Thank you
55:30Yes
55:30J'werely
55:31I'm sorry
55:34Thank you
55:36So you don't think I can do this alone
55:38Il n'y a pas beaucoup qui peut.
55:40C'est que vous, c'est vrai ?
55:41Oui, c'est que vous conduz trop avec votre émotions et ça fait vous unpredictable.
55:45Unpredictable ?
55:46Oui.
55:46Ce n'est pas le temps ?
55:48C'est pas le temps.
55:50Exactement.
55:50Mais vous avez fait ça, en public.
55:52Donc je ne pouvais pas vous challengez.
55:54Oui.
55:57Hey.
55:59Chavi a un surprise.
56:01Vous êtes venu ?
56:39C'est ça, c'est ça ?
56:48C'est ça ?
56:49C'est ça ?
56:52C'est ça ?
57:04C'est ça ?
57:07Le Karnais.
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57:39I came because I wanted to see if there was more between us than just a one-night stand.
57:49And?
57:53And you're getting married?
57:58Aren't you?
58:13I can't.
58:16It's just a conversation
58:21Been a while since I felt so alive
58:24Leaning on the stairwell as you lock your eyes on mine
58:32They're closing up the bar now
58:36Don't know how it got to closing time
58:40Standing on the street then
58:43The way you said goodbye
58:46Oh
58:48Oh