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Dave & Chuck the Freak start by talking about the man who died on the Atlanta rollercoaster. But, end up talking about some of Dave's days at the theme park and his past comes back to haunt him.
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00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:01I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink! It's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:21Alright, now the latest on that death at Six Flags.
00:25They've shocked people, announcing they're going to reopen tomorrow.
00:29Especially, and their Halloween celebration will continue.
00:33Oh, wow.
00:34That seems all inappropriate to me.
00:36I want to see where he died.
00:37Well, think about it. Someone's going to do it.
00:41Yeah, you can't have the Haunted Goliath ride that day.
00:44No.
00:45The Goliath will still be shut down.
00:48Don't you feel like you have to rope off the entire zone?
00:51Like, you still can't sell cheiros.
00:55Yeah, that place that he landed on.
00:57The Chiro place.
00:58Is right next to a haunted house, and it's going to be open.
01:01What's insane about it is, you go to a place like that, and it's supposed to be like, family memories
01:09that last a lifetime, fun, just the best time.
01:13Yeah.
01:13It's insane to think about dying there.
01:16Yeah.
01:17I know.
01:18You know?
01:18Because it's incredibly rare.
01:20That is insane.
01:21It happens, but it's incredibly rare.
01:24And generally, it's heart attacks or things that are, you know, happen to be.
01:28Sometimes a part of the ride chops your head off.
01:33Yeah.
01:35I never worried about, when I went on rides, anything happening.
01:39No.
01:39I just always felt safe.
01:41No, because at theme parks, never.
01:42Never.
01:43Because I worked at one.
01:43I saw the safe.
01:44Every day when I'd come in, there'd be dozens of people on every ride checking every bit of
01:48it, every, and if any one little thing was, you know, glitch, shut down for the day.
01:53Anyway, the one time someone did die, like I said, they had a heart attack.
01:56Yeah.
01:56When they pulled back into the station, the guy was already dead.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Hmm.
02:01That was nothing to do with the theme park.
02:03No.
02:04It wasn't a dark day, nonetheless.
02:05Yeah, I bet.
02:06How quick were you guys up and running there?
02:09They didn't even shut it down.
02:11Didn't even shut it down.
02:12They did shut it down for the rest of the day.
02:13They did?
02:14They did.
02:14Oh, the day.
02:15Yeah.
02:16We were doing a show, and we heard screaming, because the ride was close to us.
02:20And we were like, what?
02:21This show must go on.
02:22Oh, wow.
02:23Yeah.
02:23Hello, my baby.
02:24Hello, my darling.
02:25Hello, my right time girl.
02:32Gargamel.
02:35Here comes Gargamel.
02:37Geez, those screams are getting loud.
02:42You're right, this show must go on.
02:44Did it?
02:44It did.
02:45Wow, you kept going.
02:46We didn't know what was happening.
02:49That's terrifying.
02:49There's just screams.
02:51Yeah, but.
02:52It could have been anything.
02:53It could have been.
02:53It could have been.
02:53You got to just be Bam Bam.
02:55But it could be just kids, you know.
02:57No, they were different.
02:59Yeah.
03:00Because we were all like popping backstage going, what's going on?
03:03And then you go back out.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Wild.
03:06Dead guy.
03:07And they closed off Smurf Forest and they wheeled the body through.
03:11I don't want to die in Smurf Forest.
03:13I'll say that right now.
03:14Even imagine them.
03:15I don't ever want to go to Smurf Forest.
03:17It doesn't exist anymore.
03:18And you died there.
03:20You got to heaven.
03:21I'd be like, well, well, well.
03:24Mm-hmm.
03:25Smurf Forest.
03:26Ha.
03:28Thanks for that.
03:30We didn't have to do one show though.
03:31That was the.
03:32Because they closed down the area.
03:34I bet, yeah.
03:35No, that's, yeah.
03:36Freedom.
03:37Yeah.
03:37Day off.
03:38Thanks, Damien.
03:39Yeah, I got to die.
03:39Yeah.
03:40It's early break.
03:41Got to die.
03:42You need to be the tallest Bam Bam ever, huh?
03:44Oh, 100%.
03:45That was during my growth spurt.
03:46That was that summer.
03:47They changed my costume like four times.
03:49Yeah.
03:50They were like, uh, Bam Bam's getting a little ridiculous.
03:53It wasn't like a shorter option.
03:55Well, I mean, I think they probably gave Dave that job and you're just, that's.
04:00He took a short man's job.
04:02He took a short man's job at the beginning and by the end he was tall.
04:06Huh?
04:07And they were like.
04:08I would not take a short man's job.
04:10Bam Bam?
04:12That's a short man's job.
04:14He's Bam Bam.
04:16He's four feet taller than Fred.
04:19It fit at the time.
04:21They're not going to switch it up.
04:23It's a theme park for God's sakes.
04:24It doesn't have to be accurate.
04:26Someone lost it.
04:27Half the male characters were women.
04:28We lost their role.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Whatever happened to runner up Bam Bam?
04:33No wonder Dave has a problem with little people.
04:36What do you mean?
04:37Well, they're after you.
04:38You're like, hey, I took Bam Bam from us.
04:41One of us should have been Bam Bam.
04:44I think you're missing.
04:44Teenage Bam Bam was tall.
04:46I don't think so, Dave.
04:49Tall.
04:49Six, five to one.
04:50Here we go.
04:51Dave now getting accurate.
04:52Look, look how big he was.
04:55He was a tall guy.
04:58That's Teenage Bam Bam.
04:59I mean, you look just like Teenage Bam Bam.
05:01It is insane, but you look just like him.
05:05Like they were like, we found the perfect Teenage Bam Bam dudes.
05:12This guy looks exactly like him.
05:15And the turtle hat.
05:16Oh, man.
05:18Look at this sweet outfit.
05:20I didn't have that one.
05:21No.
05:21Damn.
05:22So they put you in a loin cloth like that little baby there?
05:25Yeah.
05:25What kind of shoes did you wear?
05:27Because they were barefoot in the cartoon.
05:29What kind of shoes?
05:30Like sandals.
05:31Oh, man.
05:32Perfect.
05:33You were perfect.
05:34The size of your feet, too.
05:35Look how big Teenage Bam Bam's feet are.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:37Yeah, they're huge.
05:38They're like, oh, my God.
05:39He had size 20 feet.
05:40Those are big.
05:43They're like sideways.
05:44Who is he standing next to?
05:46I don't know.
05:48Like right there.
05:50The one where they're to the side.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Those are Dave's feet.
05:55If you see Dave and he stands like that, that's exactly what it looks like.
05:58They're wider than his shoulders.
06:00Okay.
06:00Maybe he was perfect for it.
06:02I always thought he was shorter.
06:04Like in that cartoon up there, like click on that.
06:06He was a little guy.
06:08Go back to all the characters, that one.
06:10This one?
06:11Yeah.
06:12And see up in the left-hand corner?
06:17Here?
06:17Yeah.
06:18Yeah, that's Barney.
06:18That's Barney.
06:19Oh, it's Barney.
06:20That's a little Barney.
06:21I was thinking of Barney.
06:22I got my characters missed.
06:24I'm not really familiar with Teenage Bam Bam.
06:26Sorry, Lisa.
06:27Damn, Lisa.
06:28That's an insult.
06:29Okay, you didn't play Barney.
06:30No.
06:31Bam Bam.
06:31No, I can never play Barney.
06:33No, that's what I was thinking.
06:35That's what me and Chuck are for.
06:36Yeah, exactly.
06:37Yeah, I'm Frank.
06:38You're the Barneys.
06:39Yeah, we're Barneys.
06:41Yes, I'm Fred.
06:41He's Barney.
06:42Okay, so you made a really good Bam Bam.
06:44I take everything I said back.
06:45All right, thank you so much.
06:46Uh-huh.
06:46Yep.
06:47Okay.
06:48Weird chapter of my life.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Nonetheless.
06:50Same shape head.
06:53Yeah.
06:54I guess they realized.
06:55Yeah.
06:56It was a big compliment to be a face character.
06:59I bet.
06:59Like you were like in the hierarchy of characters when it was your actual face.
07:04Well, right.
07:04Yeah.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Because kids could love you for you.
07:08You know?
07:09You weren't just like-
07:10Yeah, you weren't in a gigantic sweaty costume.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Well, what?
07:15Lisa, what's going on?
07:17Talk to me.
07:17No, I can't.
07:19I can't talk.
07:19I know.
07:20I know.
07:21Talk to me, Lisa.
07:22No, no.
07:22It's great.
07:23I'm so happy.
07:24It was a real thrill and honor.
07:25I know.
07:26It was the top of the heap that you released.
07:29It was a real thrill and honor.
07:29I know.
07:30That's good.
07:31I'm surprised.
07:32Did you get your own dressing room?
07:33Yeah.
07:34You had a rider and stuff?
07:36I don't know.
07:37A dressing room?
07:37No, I didn't.
07:38No, no rider.
07:38I'd occasionally get a blue Smurf ice cream.
07:40Oh, very nice.
07:41Cool.
07:42Could you have got that if you weren't a face character?
07:45No, no.
07:45Oh.
07:46Oh, you can't take the helmet off.
07:48The, uh, I knew the girl at the-
07:51Oh, wow.
07:52You knew a girl.
07:53You were banging her.
07:53You were banging somebody.
07:55No, I knew the girl at the-
07:55It was right across from the theater, the Smurfy ice cream.
07:58Hmm.
07:59Yep.
07:59Very nice.
08:02I'll do a lot for an ice cream.
08:04Yeah.
08:04No doubt.
08:05This was delicious, soft serve, just artificially colored blue.
08:08Oh, very nice.
08:09I wonder whatever happened to, uh, Pebbles.
08:11I still, um-
08:13What?
08:14Oh!
08:16Yeah.
08:16Okay, hold on, hold on!
08:18I think, I think Pebbles.
08:20Dude!
08:21I think Pebbles.
08:22I think Dave knows-
08:23Dude, Pebbles!
08:24I think Dave knows what Pebbles feels like on the inside.
08:27You still talk to Pebbles!
08:27Get out of town, you pervert!
08:29I think you know!
08:29If Pebbles is the chick in the towel from the other day, I'm gonna lose it.
08:34What?
08:34Who's the chick in the towel?
08:36What?
08:36Some tab you opened was just some chick in the towel.
08:39Oh, yeah!
08:39If that's Pebbles!
08:40Oh, no.
08:41Get out of town.
08:42Relax.
08:43I think Dave knows what Pebbles insides feel like.
08:45Okay, my God!
08:46But he knows what's going on with her now.
08:48Uh-huh.
08:48We just kept in touch through the years.
08:51Oh!
08:51What is she up to?
08:52Um, is she still on my Facebook?
08:54Oh, wow!
08:56Wow!
08:56See what she saw?
08:57Oh!
08:59Holy crap, huh?
09:01Yeah.
09:02Mm-hmm.
09:04Yeah, she looks like she's doing good.
09:05All right.
09:06Yeah.
09:07I didn't realize you kept up with your old character friends.
09:10Well, there's a few.
09:11They made face character together.
09:13You have to.
09:14You're right.
09:14They saw a bomb for life right through life.
09:16They were banging, guys!
09:17They were banging!
09:18Let's calm down with the banging stuff.
09:21He's talked about it many times!
09:23Let's go!
09:23I did not!
09:24Relax!
09:25He banged Pebbles!
09:26All right, Chuck.
09:28Too much.
09:29I wouldn't be necessarily openly following.
09:34Pebbles?
09:35Oh!
09:35Come on!
09:36Your old flame.
09:40Old flame.
09:42He's probably got a few of them in there.
09:43Yeah.
09:44This is the first time we found out about this.
09:46No, really?
09:47We've talked about this a lot.
09:48I've never asked, I guess.
09:49We didn't know you were still in communications.
09:51Yeah, that's her.
09:52That's her.
09:52Yeah, I didn't know you were still in cahoots.
09:57I mean, I know you know what she's like on the inside, but...
10:01What's wrong with this man?
10:02There's so much wrong.
10:03I am a grown man with a family.
10:04It's just wild to know that about somebody, you know?
10:06I was a teenager.
10:06You can't take that away from you.
10:08I'm a grown man with a family.
10:10Yeah.
10:10You can't take it away from you.
10:12You've been inside lots of people too.
10:14I sure have.
10:14Or at least three.
10:15Or at least three.
10:16I sure have.
10:17What's the big deal, man?
10:18It's the past.
10:19It's the past.
10:20No big deal here.
10:21That's what we're saying.
10:22Own it.
10:23Yeah, no big deal.
10:23You know what Pebbles feels like.
10:24Okay.
10:25My God.
10:26You know what she likes?
10:27Sexually.
10:31That's wild.
10:34You're crazy.
10:36Let's just see where you started.
10:37I didn't mean to.
10:39I always start stuff and then I back out.
10:41You know what someone likes sexually.
10:43That's a wild thing about real life.
10:45Right.
10:46That's so wild about real life.
10:48Yes.
10:48You know what certain people like sexually.
10:50Oh my God.
10:51It's incredible stuff.
10:54Give her one of those pokes or whatever you used to be able to do on Facebook.
10:58What year are we in?
10:59Can't you still poke somebody on there?
11:01I don't poke anyone.
11:02No.
11:02I think they got rid of that.
11:04Poke.
11:05Poke.
11:06Poke.
11:06Poke.
11:06Poke.
11:12Dave was talking about you today.
11:14He should have never shown the photo.
11:16He was telling us what you're like on the inside.
11:18He'll never find her.
11:20Oh, don't challenge you.
11:22Don't.
11:22Yeah, don't.
11:23He'll spend all day.
11:23I'll find a couple of people from your life then.
11:25How about that?
11:26Your old Coke dealer and the old girl that was talking to you.
11:29How about that?
11:30That's fire.
11:31How about that?
11:32Wow.
11:33We got Bam Bam and then we got Coke dealers on the other side.
11:36Oh, that's right.
11:36Cash right outside.
11:37How about that?
11:38I'll give you my old Coke dealer's number.
11:40I don't care.
11:41It's all working.
11:44You would love to hear from me.
11:47Everything has been put into motion.
11:50Now I sit back and watch.
11:52Okay.
11:53My God, let's move on.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Sure.
11:56We got sidetracked.
11:59I didn't know who else was in your life.
12:01That's all I know about.
12:03You had a girl stalker.
12:04You pissed someplace a couple of times and you used to dabble in stuff.
12:08You can probably find that.
12:08You know, I mean, I'm not here to give anyone ideas or whatever, but you know, the port-a-john
12:12lady.
12:13You might be able to look her up.
12:14Oh, yeah.
12:16Old Fanny Fellatio.
12:18I'll find her.
12:19Yeah.
12:21All right.
12:22Truce.
12:23Truce.
12:23I didn't think that we were at odds.
12:25We are.
12:27We are.
12:27Always.
12:28We had different lives, you know?
12:29Port-a-potty.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Definitely different.
12:32Yeah.
12:32It was face character.
12:33Oh, my God.
12:37It was the most innocent to the not, you know, the opposite of innocent.
12:41Yeah.
12:41I had the most insane summer ever that year.
12:44I was a face character.
12:47You used to care.
12:48I had the most insane summer that year.
12:51I did 25 lines of coke one night.
12:53I powdered my face.
12:58A little different.
12:59A little different.
13:00A little different, yeah.
13:01A little different.
13:01That's all.
13:02Okay.
13:02That's all.
13:03All right.
13:04Life.
13:05Life.
13:06We'll take a break.
13:07Yes.
13:08We'll be right in here.
13:09Yes.
13:09...
13:09You