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00:00Tonight, calmly walking to the podium
00:03totally without any drugs on him,
00:05it's Jacob Wysocki.
00:11An aunt rallying up the colony
00:14to go swarm a cracker.
00:15It's Jess McKenna.
00:17Colony!
00:19Siblings, brothers and sisters in arms!
00:21I've heard tell that a full rich cracker
00:23has fallen by the wayside at a picnic.
00:25There may come a day where we say,
00:27Jesus, I don't believe it.
00:29But it is not this day!
00:32Doing a different secret handshake
00:34with all three of us, it's Carl Tarts!
00:46Stop.
00:48Look.
00:48Listen.
00:54Wait a minute.
00:56Yes.
00:58They're all here to...
01:00Make some noise!
01:14Welcome to Make Some Noise!
01:16The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
01:19I'm your host, Sam Reich.
01:20Here's how the show works.
01:20I have here.
01:21A series of improvisational prompts
01:23our players have never seen before.
01:27Isn't that right, players?
01:29That's correct.
01:30They will, to the best of their ability,
01:31fulfill those prompts.
01:32I will award them corresponding points,
01:33and the winner will go home
01:35with the coveted golden ear.
01:36Nice.
01:37Despite constant requests
01:38for unmarked bills instead.
01:41Players,
01:42are you ready to sound off?
01:45Yeah.
01:47We're going to start
01:48with a little warm-up minigame.
01:49This is a minigame
01:49that we like to call
01:51Make One Noise.
01:54That's a lot easier
01:54than this whole show.
01:55I am going to give you prompts,
01:57just like I typically would
01:58on Make Some Noise,
01:59except you will only have
02:00one sound,
02:02one breath,
02:03one utterance
02:04in order to realize them.
02:06And if we don't do that,
02:08we are in trouble?
02:08Yes.
02:09There's a punishment?
02:10You will have to answer
02:11to the game show committee.
02:14Jacob.
02:14Hi.
02:15Clock.
02:16Cuckoo.
02:17Jess.
02:17Yeah.
02:18Hawk.
02:19Carl.
02:20Hello.
02:20A dodgeball.
02:21Pang!
02:23Jacob, lightsaber.
02:24In the famous words
02:25of Josh Rubin,
02:26no problem.
02:32I'll count all of that
02:34as one noise, Jacob,
02:36and well done.
02:36And it was one noise.
02:37Jess, how boy.
02:38Yeah-haw!
02:40Carl, boy cow.
02:41Moo.
02:43Uh-huh.
02:44Jacob, an airplane
02:45fastened seatbelt sign.
02:47Boom.
02:47Jess, fastening
02:49an airplane seatbelt.
02:50Carl, Carl fart.
02:54I didn't do it.
02:58Jacob, air rushing
02:59out of a balloon.
03:00and a firework going up.
03:07Jess, a firework going up
03:09but not off.
03:12Yep.
03:15Carl, civilized Shrek.
03:17Donkey.
03:23Sam, give him the ear.
03:24Jacob, really, really big
03:26Michael Jackson.
03:27Sha-ho!
03:29Jess, the Beatles
03:30getting jump scared.
03:32Ho-ho!
03:35Carl, a problematic stand-up
03:38booing back.
03:39Boo!
03:40Jacob, alien pornography.
03:42Yeah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
03:50Now technically
03:52it was one sound repeating.
03:54You need to get your fucking rules
03:55under, under, all right?
03:57Yes.
03:58A little country fleas.
04:00First sight of
04:00Big Bug city.
04:02Oh!
04:04and finally Carl,
04:06the future.
04:07Yeah.
04:10C'est un monorail.
04:12Oh, c'est un monorail?
04:12C'est un monorail.
04:13C'est un monorail.
04:15C'est un monorail.
04:16C'est un monorail.
04:17C'est un monorail.
04:18Et c'est un monorail qui est un mini-game.
04:23C'est un monorail qui nous prend à round 1.
04:28Jacob.
04:29Hi, hi.
04:30C'est un machine qui fait des breakfasts et prédicte comment vous allez vivre.
04:35Oh, yes.
04:36Hello.
04:36Oh, good morning.
04:37Sam Reich.
04:40How many pancakes would you like today, Sam Reich?
04:45Three pancakes.
04:59Soot-a-boom.
05:02Soot-a-boom.
05:03Soot-a-boom.
05:33Evil supervillain, Dr. New York Times Word Game.
05:37Welcome into my lair, which is you on the toilet in the morning.
05:43You will not get up until you complete these three to five quests.
05:47Well, let's start with the wordle.
05:49Did you remember they could start with a vowel?
05:51Ha, ha, ha.
05:52I bet you forgot.
05:53Ah, yes, now walk with me.
05:55Walk with me over to see what will you connect to today.
05:57What if I put SpongeBob SquarePants in four different squares?
06:01They do not go together.
06:02No, they do not.
06:03They do not.
06:04Square is an old-timey way to say someone is not cool.
06:07And that's why, also, it needs to instead pair with doink.
06:10Oh, who remembers if anyone said doink, don't look it up.
06:13That's cheating.
06:13And now, to pips.
06:15No, no, no one goes to pips.
06:18We don't know what pips are.
06:20Walk with me.
06:21Walk with me.
06:21I play pips.
06:22You play pips?
06:23I'm one of the pips.
06:24Oh, my gosh.
06:25I think Connections is pure masochism.
06:28I guess that's me.
06:31Ten points that are all vowels to you, Jess.
06:34Cool, thanks.
06:35Carl, the world's largest building
06:38learns of plans for an even larger building.
06:43So what, nobody gonna tell me?
06:46You got me looking like a fool.
06:47Last night, I was out, enjoying the rain.
06:50By the time it got to the bottom of me, it was dry.
06:52Next thing I know, I'm about to be overshadowed,
06:55literally and figuratively, to think that it's the same architects
06:59that designed me, my parents, basically.
07:01Why do my parents have another child?
07:03I'm 39 years old.
07:06Haven't had my windows washed in three years.
07:09We're sorry.
07:09Sorry.
07:10We just didn't tell you because we didn't think you'd take it well.
07:12No.
07:13Well, how am I taking it?
07:13Not well.
07:14Not well.
07:15It would have been nicer if you had told me earlier.
07:17When would have been ideal?
07:18Before I said all this stuff about myself to these women last night.
07:23I'm the tallest building.
07:25Hey, ladies.
07:26111 floors and the elevator's out of service.
07:28Oh, Alex Honnold.
07:32Geesh, geesh, geesh, geesh.
07:34I feel like that was easy.
07:35Yeah, that one looked easy.
07:37I would die inexplicably on floor four.
07:39No, you're gonna die on a plane to beat your pants.
07:45Jacob, a carjacker who gives too much backstory.
07:49Just get your hands off the wheel.
07:50Get your hands off the wheel, right?
07:51Okay.
07:51I've been trying to figure out who to pick, and I wanted to pick somebody who would understand it.
07:55And you seem intellectual enough to be like that I'm in a tougher position than you,
07:59and that you'll be able to recover financially in a way that I can't.
08:02I'm putting something really on the line here.
08:04I'm putting my life and my time, because this could be jail for me.
08:07Do you understand that?
08:08Sorry, my window was up.
08:10Put your hands up, okay?
08:11Look, I've been on a long, long, long bus ride, all right?
08:15I've had a lot of time to think.
08:17I went from Sacramento to Fresno, up to Bakersfield.
08:20Went back down south into Santa Clarita.
08:22Hey, did you know that there's a wolf in the Santa Clarita Mountains right now?
08:26I found one.
08:27It's looking for a me.
08:28It's kind of like me.
08:29I'm roaming around looking for where I belong.
08:33A used 2,008 point for you, Jacob.
08:35Thank you.
08:36Jess.
08:37Sam.
08:37A one-star review on the recipe for success that explains all the substitutions they made.
08:45Uh-huh.
08:45Hey, I'm normally a big fan of Dr. Progress's recipes for life, but this one I had a lot of
08:52trouble with.
08:53Okay, so when they told me to use two years of just taking a little bit of time to find
08:57myself,
08:57I actually did one and a half years, where part of it was an internship and part of it I
09:01used family money.
09:02Now, when there was another section where they said preheat to community is important,
09:06I wish they'd been more specific.
09:07So I replaced that with two tablespoons of the community I had from college, and I added a half a
09:12stick of butter.
09:12Now, when Dr. Progress called to watch your life for 20 years and then see if you should shift it
09:17around,
09:17it made me think that this recipe was really outdated.
09:19What's 20 years, from birth or 20 years from adulthood?
09:22Maybe midlife isn't actually a helpful reminder of where we are in our lifespan.
09:25So instead of 20 years, I did till I could have savings.
09:30For me, that meant converting one car payment to putting it into a 401k.
09:34Now, originally, Dr. Progress recipe didn't call for anything about self-care,
09:39and so here's what I did.
09:40Not much.
09:43Very accurate.
09:45Yeah.
09:45That half stick of butter goes a long way.
09:47So does family money.
09:48Yeah, yeah.
09:50Yeah, a sprinkling of points to taste, Jess.
09:52Do you think it's crazy how fast I talk in all of these?
09:55Which brings us back to Carl.
09:58Hey.
09:58The worst ever reaction to winning the lottery.
10:02And the final number is 16.
10:15I just shat myself.
10:20I gotta go.
10:24I mean, I'm gonna get more pants after I pick up the money, but I gotta go down there
10:28and pick up the money in these pants.
10:31I have a date tonight.
10:35Pant stores are closed.
10:38I'm gonna have to go on the date with shit in my pants.
10:42I mean, I could tell her I just won $100 billion.
10:46Oh, my gosh.
10:48This prompt brought to you by Carl Fart.
10:51Five, seven, 32, 18, 30 points.
10:54Play-dohs.
10:55Play-dohs.
10:55Which brings us to our second minigame.
10:58This is a little minigame that we like to call name that.
11:02In this case, thinker Halloween costumes.
11:06In a moment, I'm gonna show you someone dressed up for Halloween.
11:09It's not entirely clear what they're going for.
11:12Fun.
11:13You buzz in and pitch me what you think this could be.
11:17I can tell you're excited and I'm excited.
11:18Yeah.
11:19Could I please have our first Halloween costume?
11:23Okay.
11:25Ooh, okay.
11:26We got a ghost and a clipboard.
11:29I have a really bad one.
11:31Jacob.
11:31Uh, Ku Klux Plan.
11:33It's bad.
11:35No, it's a pun and we celebrate puns here.
11:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:39Oh!
11:39Jess.
11:40The Ghost of Clippy.
11:41Wow.
11:42Very good.
11:43R.I.P. Clippy, I don't need your help.
11:45R.I.P.
11:46Girl.
11:46Dr. Ghost.
11:48Good.
11:49Oh, wait.
11:50Got it, got it.
11:50Yes.
11:51Clipboard to death.
11:52Good, Jess.
11:54Really good.
11:55The ghost doesn't like it, but I like it.
11:57Sorry, ghost.
11:57I mean, not your performance.
11:58You're, you are doing amazing work.
12:01Oh, yeah.
12:01Thank you, ghost.
12:02I am going to say that this particular point goes to Jacob.
12:07Crazy.
12:08Thank you, ghost.
12:09Ghost docs.
12:10Wow.
12:12Could I please have our next Halloween costume?
12:15Whoa.
12:18Okay, they keep dancing.
12:20Okay.
12:21Jess.
12:22Creature from the Bank Lagoon.
12:24I like that a lot.
12:27Inflation in 2026.
12:29Okay.
12:30Okay, we did it.
12:31Okay.
12:32Yes.
12:32Commentary.
12:33Okay, we did it.
12:34Jess.
12:34Dead presidents.
12:36Ah.
12:37Yeah.
12:38Okay.
12:38Whoa.
12:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:40Okay.
12:41Sick.
12:42Girl.
12:42Skrillex.
12:43People just call money Skrilla.
12:44The audience is way too young to know that.
12:48Ooh.
12:48One more.
12:49Yes.
12:49And it'll be worth it.
12:50Jacob.
12:50Your Super Bowl halftime performer, Bad Money.
12:53Oh.
12:56Dab.
12:56Dab.
12:57Dab on it.
12:58Dab.
12:58The dab really cinched it for me.
13:01I'm going to say this point goes to Jess.
13:04Thank you, Sam.
13:05Thank you so much.
13:06Halloween costume number two.
13:08Could I please have Halloween costume number three?
13:11Oh, wow.
13:12Okay.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Here, I got it.
13:17You lost your citrus, miss.
13:19Oh, wow.
13:20Thank you, sir.
13:20Oh, you're so welcome.
13:22Sorry for this, I guess.
13:24Jess.
13:25Cocktail.
13:26Yeah.
13:26Yeah?
13:27From canonically hoardy Jess McKenna.
13:29Yes.
13:29Lingerie on the rocks.
13:31Ooh.
13:31Yeah, really nice.
13:32Really nice.
13:33Yes.
13:34Blue balls.
13:35Really good.
13:36Carl.
13:37Disobey your thirst.
13:39Ooh.
13:40Sorry, sorry.
13:41Building off and stealing a lot.
13:43Yes, please, please.
13:43We should be working together.
13:44Yeah, let's work together.
13:45Yeah, yeah.
13:46Okay, fellas, fellas.
13:47I'm going to go for something.
13:49Like, Baja Blast.
13:50And then we'll back you up on it.
13:51Yeah, yeah, okay.
13:52Okay.
13:53Jess.
13:55Baja Blast.
13:56Ooh.
13:57Oh.
13:59This point goes to Jess.
14:01Thank you very much.
14:03I got the door.
14:03You don't worry about it.
14:04You got so much to worry about.
14:05You got so much to worry about with that.
14:07You got too much to worry about.
14:08May I please have our next Halloween costume?
14:11Oh.
14:11This is funny.
14:15Jess.
14:16Deadbeat, Dad.
14:17Yes.
14:17Yeah.
14:18Jacob.
14:19The Headless Houseman.
14:21Yes.
14:21A hundred percent.
14:23Jess.
14:24Don Vapor.
14:26Yeah.
14:28Come on.
14:30Jacob.
14:31The Invisible Sam.
14:34Carl.
14:35Ica Business Crane.
14:37Come on.
14:38Yes.
14:39That's powerful.
14:41That's powerful.
14:41Points for all three of you.
14:42Thanks, dog.
14:42Bravo.
14:43Thank you very much.
14:44Thank you.
14:45That's a good costume.
14:46That's a good costume.
14:46Don't worry about the door.
14:47I got you.
14:48You want help?
14:48You so much to worry about.
14:49Would it be helpful?
14:50I got you.
14:51I literally have you.
14:52Don't move.
14:52There's a step.
14:53Hey, thanks, Jacob.
14:54You should have a person on that.
14:56It shouldn't be me.
14:57If we could please have our next Halloween costume.
14:59Okay.
15:01Okay.
15:02Okay.
15:03Jess.
15:04Ryan Murphy's The Trial of O.J. Simpson.
15:09I love it.
15:11Jacob.
15:11That part in Ace Ventura Pet Detective 2 when Jim Carrey goes, like a glove.
15:17Just that part.
15:19Just that one part of the movie.
15:20Carl.
15:21A McDonald's soft serve cone.
15:23Really solid, Carl.
15:25I am going to say that point goes to Carl.
15:29Thank you very much.
15:30You just ever so vaguely see a face, like, kind of serving.
15:34If you only knew who is in those costumes.
15:37Wait, is it like our boyfriends and girlfriends and stuff?
15:39I should hope not.
15:40You're married.
15:41I know.
15:43The original Jabberwockies cast?
15:45Yeah.
15:48Next costume.
15:50Oh, really good.
15:51Cool.
15:52Cool.
15:54Carl.
15:55Trying to talk to a conservative.
16:02All right.
16:03Jess.
16:04The Kool-Aid Man's sidekick.
16:06Ah, that's good.
16:07Come on!
16:08Gotta have a brick wall for him to oh yeah through.
16:11Let me ask you, which do you like the most?
16:14Doesn't remember any of the jokes.
16:17That's what's happening.
16:18I think my dream is to hang out with the Kool-Aid Man.
16:21Kool-Aid Man, in that case, this point goes to Jess.
16:26Doesn't remember the jokes.
16:27Oh yeah!
16:29Didn't remember who said her.
16:30Thank you very much.
16:32Costume number six.
16:34Got that.
16:35Hey, don't worry about the door.
16:36Yeah, you got that door.
16:36I got the door.
16:37Don't worry about it.
16:37And if I could please have our very last costume.
16:41Oh, oh, wow.
16:44Oh my gosh.
16:46Oh my gosh.
16:51Damn, dude.
16:52That's incredible.
16:53How did that happen?
16:54How did that happen?
16:55Is that why my shirts needed to be cleared?
17:01You look great, Paul.
17:02Yeah.
17:02Thanks, man.
17:03I think it's the exact same pant, too.
17:05Dude.
17:05Which one is which?
17:06Which one do you shoot?
17:08Carl.
17:09The Jacob that's going to show up on the plane to Topeka, Kansas.
17:15Fuck!
17:18Jacob Waikopi.
17:19Whoa!
17:20Oh!
17:21That's fucking...
17:22Yes!
17:23Yes.
17:23Yeah, please, please, please.
17:24Jacob.
17:25Faka Waikopi?
17:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:26Really good.
17:27Yes.
17:27I'm going to say that this point goes to Carl.
17:30Oh, wow.
17:31Thank you very much, Paul Robolino.
17:32Of course, yes.
17:33I make good shows.
17:34Yes.
17:34Oh, hey, hey.
17:35Will you help with the door?
17:36Jacob's going to help.
17:37Oh, yeah.
17:38You have a lot to worry about.
17:40And that is a minigame.
17:46That brings us to round two, where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
17:52Shake us.
17:52Still thinking about that email about my shirt.
17:54And Jez.
17:55Sam.
17:56Spirit Halloween employees on November 1st.
18:00Another excellent run.
18:02You did so good out there.
18:03I mean, that day that I put you on wigs, you went the extra mile.
18:07You really weathered that storm in inventory.
18:09Thank you.
18:10Thank you.
18:11Anytime somebody needed something, you were able to find it in the back, no problem.
18:14I like staying in the back because out front, out here, there's so much indecision, you know?
18:18They're so silly.
18:18They don't know the power that they have.
18:20They don't know their path forward.
18:21But we do.
18:22We do.
18:22And we can help them get there.
18:23Again next year.
18:25But for now.
18:25It's goodbye.
18:26It's goodbye.
18:26You want to clock out at the same time?
18:28Yeah, let's do it.
18:29We'll see you next year.
18:30See you next year.
18:33Woo!
18:37All right, well.
18:37All right, well.
18:38Okay.
18:39Okay, yeah.
18:39Here we go.
18:40Moving on.
18:41There we go.
18:42Okay.
18:43Are you going to take the stairs or the elevator?
18:45Yeah, no, I'm going to take the stairs.
18:46The elevator's down.
18:47I promise.
18:47Down?
18:47Did you hear that next year it's going to be in a taller building?
18:49No.
18:50Yeah.
18:50Oh, they're building a new building?
18:51Yeah, taller building.
18:52Is it just going to be an antenna and not actual floors?
18:54That's right.
18:55That's cheating.
18:55I think that's cheating.
18:57They were dweebs the whole time.
19:00Yes.
19:00But at Spirit Halloween, they're the fucking, they're the masters.
19:03They're anything.
19:04334 days off for you both.
19:06Nice.
19:07Until next year.
19:08I will say if you want to steal from a Spirit Halloween, the best time to do it is the
19:11day
19:11of Halloween.
19:11Because it's so busy?
19:12Yeah, it's just so busy.
19:13They can't keep track.
19:14And everybody that works, they're 16.
19:15They don't care.
19:19Jess.
19:19Sam.
19:20And Carl.
19:20Hey.
19:22HR made up a little song to discourage co-workers from dating.
19:26Hey, okay, listen.
19:27We know this is everyone's least favorite meeting, okay?
19:30Everybody hates this meeting.
19:31Everybody hates it.
19:32We hate it too.
19:32We get it.
19:33Hey, I hate this meeting.
19:33We hate this.
19:34Boo.
19:35Boo, yuck.
19:36Boo, yuck.
19:36Hiss.
19:37I know.
19:38We're going to get you out of here.
19:38We're going to get you to bagels.
19:39Don't worry, guys.
19:40All right.
19:40Joshua and I, we do feel like there's always a lot of questions about how do we date each
19:46other.
19:47It's the main question we get.
19:48It's the main question we get.
19:48And we get it.
19:49Everybody who works here, smoking hot.
19:51We understand.
19:52And you're spending a lot of time with each other.
19:54Yes.
19:54And it's easy to get murky on these lines.
19:57Please don't text on your Apple Watch.
19:58Okay, Joshua, we got to do it.
19:59All right.
19:59You ready?
20:00We made up a little song to help you remember the rules of dating in the workplace.
20:06Oh.
20:07Hey.
20:08Hey, so don't get your honey where you make your money.
20:13Don't dip your honey where you make your money.
20:17Don't dip your pin in the company ink.
20:20Don't dip your pin in the company stink.
20:25Don't dip your pin in the company pink.
20:28No pink, no stink for your company ink.
20:32I'm going to be a few minutes late to the next meeting.
20:35Work and pay, keep them away.
20:39Oh, work and play, keep them away.
20:44But we are dating.
20:46But we were married when we got this job.
20:49Oh, we were married when we got this job.
20:5274 points with benefits for the both of you.
20:55Nice.
20:55Carl.
20:56Yes.
20:56And Jacob.
20:57A stalactite and stalagmite are so close to touching.
21:04Ooh.
21:07Ooh.
21:09Ooh.
21:12The Carlsbad Caverns have never been this hot.
21:14Oh, I can almost taste you.
21:16I want you so bad.
21:18I can almost taste it.
21:20This is like that Michelangelo picture.
21:22Hey, do you know if there's a word for when a stalagmite and a stalagetype touch?
21:26Yeah, it's called that ass tight.
21:29My ass is going to be so tight for you when we finally get there.
21:32Oh my God, my ass is so tight.
21:33Oh my gosh.
21:34How many more hundred years do you think it'll be until we almost touch?
21:37Only like 400.
21:39We just got to get enough calcium to drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip.
21:42And then I'll be drip, drip, drip, dripping.
21:46This global warming is killing me.
21:48Is it making you shrink?
21:49It is.
21:50No, no, I need you close to me.
21:53Do you ever think about our future?
21:55Like maybe starting a family or?
21:57All right, you're moving a little fast.
21:59No, no, no.
21:59Wait, wait.
22:01Two points inches away from each other.
22:04God, the tension.
22:06Which brings us back to Jacob and Jess.
22:08Sam.
22:09You've heard of Elf on the Shelf.
22:11Now get ready for Chupacabra on the Candelabra.
22:18Hi, Nick.
22:19Make my holiday wish.
22:24You found me.
22:25Oh my gosh.
22:26Do I get wishes or something?
22:28What would you like?
22:29Oh, I guess for me to like frigging have a skateboard that hovers.
22:35All you have to do is light my flame.
22:37Okay.
22:38That's pretty reasonable.
22:40And I will disappear until the next night.
22:42Oh, okay.
22:42When the-
22:43You must find me again.
22:44Wait, how do I get my hoverboard?
22:45If you're too nice.
22:47Yeah?
22:47I won't come back.
22:49What?
22:49You have to be a little bit stinky for me.
22:52How much?
22:52Just a kind of little tiny bit naughty.
22:55Okay, like fib and don't unload the dishwasher?
22:58Yes, fibs.
22:59White lies, but no big lies.
23:01Okay, and then like be like, I don't know, Mom, why don't you try?
23:03Yeah, but then you apologize.
23:05Yeah, yeah.
23:05Like a little bit.
23:06Tomorrow.
23:06Right, and then like hold the door for a few people, but then like you get kind of tired
23:10of holding the door.
23:11It depends how bad you want to hover on a machine.
23:14No, I'm just-
23:14I want to do so bad, Chupacabra.
23:16Light my flame.
23:17Okay.
23:19Light the candle, make it.
23:23Hey, Chupacabra.
23:24Yes?
23:24Do you ever get lonely disappearing into nooks of people's houses?
23:28I am the only one of my kind.
23:30I'm making a new wish that Chupacabra hangs out with me sometimes.
23:36and we kick it.
23:37You're not afraid that I might suck your blood?
23:39No, no, I'm just trying to fucking kick it with you, guy.
23:45Do you have games on your phone?
23:49Boy, do I.
23:50Do you want to play pips?
23:52Do you have games on your phone?
23:53Let's say a Wally the Lake Monster amount of points for the two of you in honor of Wally.
23:59We believe.
23:59Which brings us back to Jess.
24:01Sam.
24:01And Carl.
24:02Hi.
24:02Your mom doesn't want you to fire the death ray for her.
24:07She wants you to show her how to do it.
24:10Can you just help me?
24:11I want to be able to do stuff by myself.
24:12Mom, you take too long and you don't remember your password.
24:15I do remember it.
24:16It's mom123.
24:17Okay, mom.
24:18We got to kill this freaking guy, okay?
24:21He just got to go.
24:22Oh, I can't stand him.
24:23Oh, he's bad.
24:24I cannot stand him.
24:25Oh, he's bad, actually.
24:26Mom.
24:26Just teach me how to do it.
24:27I want to use the machine.
24:28Okay, mom.
24:29Go to the keyboard there.
24:31Where are my glasses?
24:31Oh, my God, mom.
24:33Where are my glasses?
24:33Can I please just do it?
24:34I'll show you what?
24:36I want to do it.
24:36Okay, fine.
24:37You left him by your mug.
24:38You left him by your mug.
24:39Oh, no.
24:40Yeah, you're bad.
24:40Oh, you are dead.
24:41You are dead.
24:41You are dead and bad.
24:42You are dead and bad.
24:43Why do death rays have to be so complicated now?
24:45Death rays back in my day were so easy.
24:46No, they're not that complicated.
24:47You just lit a match, turned it on.
24:48I've shown you this several times and I've sent you videos.
24:51Where does the gas go?
24:51Mom, there's no gas anymore.
24:53You know what?
24:53I'm just, just go home.
24:54Just go home.
24:55But then you're not going to vaporize him.
24:56I don't even want to vaporize him no more.
24:58Mom.
24:58We should let him live since I'm just such a burden on you.
25:00No, come on.
25:0127 hours of labor and I can't do nothing.
25:04Mom, I'm sorry.
25:06I was the middle triplet.
25:07A webinar that will teach you how to earn your own points.
25:10Oh, yeah.
25:10That's nice.
25:11Which brings us to the last prompt of round two.
25:15Carl.
25:16Hi.
25:16And Jacob.
25:17Yes.
25:17O.J. Simpson's deathbed confession isn't what you thought it would be.
25:21Hey, Juice.
25:22Come closer.
25:23How you feeling, Juice?
25:24Not great.
25:25I see the light and it's red and it's coming from the bottom.
25:31Hey.
25:31Yeah.
25:32I got to tell you something.
25:33Please.
25:34We're all waiting.
25:36You remember 1994.
25:39How could I forget?
25:40Well, I did something in 1994 I'm not too proud of.
25:43Speak on that, Juice.
25:45Oh, it's so hot.
25:46Can I have some water?
25:47Yeah, of course, of course, of course.
25:50And I want to remind you, Juice, it's just me and you in this room.
25:53Your closest confidant and friend.
25:55In 1994, I...
25:57You what?
25:58I bought a Ford Contour.
26:00The car?
26:00Yeah.
26:01And?
26:02There was a recall on it.
26:03And you drove the car to...
26:05I didn't take it back to the dealership.
26:08So I never got what needed to be fixed fixed.
26:10It was a seatbelt light.
26:12It was defective.
26:14Goodbye.
26:15No, Juice, no!
26:17Goom, goom, goom!
26:18Come back, I'm coming.
26:18Juice, look at me.
26:20Yes?
26:20Just fucking tell us if you did it or not.
26:23I need some water.
26:27Oh.
26:29Would you do me a favor?
26:30Yeah, of course, Juice.
26:31Would you hand me that letter opener right there?
26:33Yes, yes, yes.
26:37This letter opener.
26:39I used it to open a letter from the dealership where I bought the car.
26:45If I did give you points, hypothetically, it would be 12.
26:50Which brings us to our third and final minigame.
26:53Oh!
26:54Oh!
26:55This is a little minigame that we like to call Take 2000, in this case, Taken, one of Liam
27:01Neeson's most iconic roles.
27:04Now, he thought the film was cheesy and would flop.
27:07It must have really come together in the edit.
27:10Today, we take a look at his famous, I have a particular set of skills scene.
27:15Players, let's see some of the takes that didn't make the final cut.
27:20Before we do, a blackberry, a relic.
27:29I think they're going to work.
27:36I don't know who you are, but what I would like is a large, thin crust cut into squares.
27:45Jess.
27:48I don't know who you are, but I have a very particular set of skills.
27:53One that will protect me in the ever-changing job market as AI takes over more and more.
27:58Real skills, like pipe fitting.
28:00Do you think AI, chat, GBT can get a pipe?
28:04Jacob!
28:06I have a particular set of skills.
28:08Running.
28:10Climbing.
28:11Driving.
28:12I can play the sousaphone.
28:15Bongos.
28:15French.
28:16Accent.
28:18Italian.
28:19Accent.
28:21My name is Liam Neeson.
28:23Sag.
28:26Oh, girl!
28:29I have a particular set of skills.
28:31I'm 6'3", because I guess that matters now.
28:35Here's a picture of me holding a fish.
28:39My political party?
28:41I'm not telling.
28:44Jess!
28:46I don't know who you are or what you want, but I'll tell you what I want, what I really,
28:51really want.
28:51Yes, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.
28:54I wanna, I wanna.
28:56What I really, really, really want is for you to give me my daughter back.
29:01Carl!
29:01I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me.
29:10Jacob!
29:12I have a particular set of skills.
29:14Active listening.
29:15What's been on your mind lately?
29:38I don't care who you are, but if you give me three clues, I bet I could guess.
29:45Alive or dead.
29:47Do you fit in a bread box?
29:51Jacob!
29:53I have a particular set of one skill.
29:56It's an easy salad dressing.
29:57Olive oil, lemon, whisk until emulsified, small amount of garlic, salt, pepper, laurus, season salt, sumac.
30:06You're not gonna use this one.
30:08We'll see.
30:08This one's getting cut.
30:10I have a particular set of skills, including having several pictures of myself on the internet
30:15where you can see the outline of my dick and a small amount of pee.
30:19Look it up, Liam Neeson's large dick, small amount of pee.
30:23It's as if I didn't do a little dab dab before I exited the bathroom.
30:29Now, is that true?
30:31Yes.
30:31About Liam Neeson?
30:32Super true.
30:33Super true.
30:34Jacob!
30:35Jacob!
30:36I don't know who you are, so I'm gonna guess.
30:38Are you wearing glasses?
30:45And that is a minigame!
30:49Bravo!
30:51That brings us to round three, where our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
30:58Jacob!
31:00Jess!
31:01And Carol!