00:01A relationship is something that requires constant work.
00:03Doc, I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying anymore.
00:07Seriously, he's clingy, he's terrified of being by himself.
00:10Why don't you hold hands?
00:12You gotta interlock it though.
00:13If you don't interlock it, you might as well just be friends.
00:16And not partners.
00:22How you like Jump Street now?
00:24I got a big ass raise to babysit you dumb cops again.
00:29You'll be going in as undercover college students.
00:32Somebody's cooking up a new drug.
00:34It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy.
00:36Wipey.
00:37Wipey?
00:37Wi-Fi.
00:38I hear you can get Wi-Fi on campus anywhere 24-7.
00:41Do you think they mean Wi-Fi the drug or Wi-Fi the internet?
00:44Shit.
00:47You ain't too deep.
00:48Maybe you aren't in deep enough.
00:50God, fuck was a bad idea.
00:52Are you dicking around in school again?
00:54Well, one of us got laid last night.
00:58You look really old.
00:5919, so...
01:00You were thrusting so hard I thought your hip popped out.
01:03I don't have a single lead.
01:04We need an expert to consult.
01:06I heard someone's bringing a shit ton of that stuff down to Mexico for spring break.
01:09That's your lead.
01:10That's what you start with.
01:12Spring break.
01:17Got room for one of these babies.
01:19A grenade.
01:19Oh.
01:20That's just unsanitary.
01:21Feels right.
01:26Remember me?
01:26I'm your best nightmare.
01:27I'm your worst nightmare.
01:31Watch out!
01:35Hit me!
01:36I'm not gonna fight a girl.
01:37Run!
01:39No!
01:39What were you doing?
01:40What am I doing?
01:41Why did you try to kiss me?
01:42I didn't try to kiss you!
01:43No!
01:44You're leaning in again!
01:45I didn't wanna kiss!
01:45This is the most uncomfortable fist fight I've ever been in.
01:50Hey listen!
01:51There's a grenade in my shorts!
01:53Can you reach it?
01:53Is that it?
01:54That's my dick!
01:55What about that?
01:56That's my dick also!
01:57Police in my home!
01:59That's my dick!
