00:08Hello, my old friends.
00:13I thought about throwing them out, but they just have too much sentimental value.
00:17You know, it seems like only yesterday when I bought these for you.
00:21Boy, these pages are all stuck together here.
00:26You guys are here for the reunion, huh?
00:30Hey, Kevin, is that what I think it is on your face?
00:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:32Come on.
00:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34Jim?
00:35You don't remember me, do you?
00:37It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
00:39Kara?
00:39It's my 18th birthday tomorrow.
00:41You should come to my party.
00:42Oh, uh, that might be difficult.
00:44Please, I want you to come so bad.
00:47Let's make this weekend our bitch.
00:48Let's get a little lit.
00:50You better be ready.
00:51You better be ready.
00:51Let's have a lot of fun.
00:54The senior wish list.
00:55Remember, we all had to write about our future?
00:57Chris Ostryker.
00:59Hopes to find true love.
01:00Quire chick.
01:01Who's this douche?
01:02My boyfriend.
01:03You two are banging, and you two used to bang.
01:06This must be awkward for all of you.
01:08Steven Stifler.
01:10Hopes to keep the party going with his boys.
01:12Here's a smoking hot 18-year-old girl that used to babysit.
01:15I'm not going to cheat on my wife.
01:17I'm a father now.
01:19Be her daddy.
01:21Jim Levenstein.
01:22Hopes to have the sex life of...
01:25Ricky Martin.
01:27You're probably having more sex than any of us.
01:32Probably.
01:35High school was awesome.
01:36What we had was special.
01:38We graduated and started getting jobs, and getting married, and having kids, and all that
01:43other stupid stuff.
01:44None of our lives are perfect, but no matter what we're going through, we'll always be
01:48there for each other.
01:54Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
01:58No.
01:59Our generation was definitely more mature.
02:01What are you doing?
02:03I'm going to throw up.
02:05You know, Dad, it's been three years.
02:07Think maybe it's time for you to get back out there?
02:10Who might you be?
02:11I'm Stifler's mom.
02:13Oh, I'm Jim's dad.
02:16American Reunion.
02:17I have not had a night like that since the 70s.
02:20Don't need this.
02:21You'd be surprised what you can do.
02:23With a well-placed thumb.
