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She thought he was just a useless stay-at-home husband and chose her ex over him. Big mistake! 🚫
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She thought he was just a useless stay-at-home husband and chose her ex over him. Big mistake! 🚫
He's actually the immortal god of the island! Once the 5-year curse breaks, it's time for him to reclaim his glory. 💥 Watch the ultimate payback and satisfaction as the truth comes to light. Don't miss this epic comeback! 🏄♂️
⭐GENRE: Getting Back at Ex, Divorce, Hidden Identity, Billionaire, Love Triangle
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00:00:07And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:00:12You're cold. I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:00:17Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple. I'm tight with Angela.
00:00:20I got your back like a bikini string.
00:00:23Thanks so much, Chad.
00:00:25It's the least I can do.
00:00:27You know, I never forgot you.
00:00:29Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
00:00:34I'm married.
00:00:36You're not going to be this hot forever, Ty.
00:00:38Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:00:43Duke's actually really sweet.
00:00:46Sweet? Yeah. He's a total simp.
00:00:50Dump him or don't.
00:00:52I don't mind being Mr. Steal, your girl.
00:01:02There's an extra board here.
00:01:04It's a gift for you.
00:01:07A fish.
00:01:11Oh, my God.
00:01:27Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:01:37Oh, my God.
00:01:39Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:01:51Where's my surfboard?
00:01:55Looking for this, God of the island?
00:02:07Slow there, big boy.
00:02:10Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:02:12Okay.
00:02:29My board.
00:02:30How did you do that?
00:02:31You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:02:34I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:02:38I'll never be as powerful as you, God of the island.
00:02:41But even you can't break my spell unless you do something for me.
00:02:48Marry my daughter.
00:02:52Your daughter?
00:02:55I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:03:01One had strong swimmers.
00:03:06But I'm immortal.
00:03:08If I marry your daughter, she'll age.
00:03:10I won't.
00:03:11It could never last.
00:03:13Five years.
00:03:15Look after her for five years.
00:03:18Help her find success.
00:03:20On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:03:23You can surf again.
00:03:25And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:03:32Okay.
00:03:35Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:03:42You tell me.
00:04:00What's the matter here, do you think?
00:04:03You tell me.
00:04:05No, you tell me.
00:04:07There you go.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08No.
00:04:09No.
00:04:10No.
00:04:11No.
00:04:11No.
00:04:11No.
00:04:11No.
00:04:12No.
00:04:13No.
00:04:14I can't believe she's marrying some Sponger simp.
00:04:18I give it six months.
00:04:32We look so cute.
00:04:35I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:04:39Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:04:43I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:04:46I don't.
00:04:47I don't.
00:04:49Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:04:51And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:04:53But I made a vow to stay with her for five years,
00:04:56and I was determined to keep that vow, no matter how hard it was.
00:05:00And it was very hard.
00:05:11Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:05:16And I've been her loyal supporter.
00:05:23In three days, I get my co-board back, and I can surf again.
00:05:27But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:05:32She loves coconut water.
00:05:34Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:05:44Duke.
00:05:44Duke.
00:05:47Morning, sunshine.
00:05:48Don't sunshine me.
00:05:50You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:05:52That beach life, though, right?
00:05:54What were you even doing out there so early?
00:05:56Getting stoned?
00:05:58Something like that.
00:05:59Unbelievable.
00:06:00I need you on point today.
00:06:02I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple,
00:06:04might arrive early for the expo.
00:06:06Don't worry, babe.
00:06:08I got you.
00:06:09I got you.
00:06:19This is not the brand I like.
00:06:21It's not any brand.
00:06:23It's fresh.
00:06:25How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:06:28Did you forget because you were high?
00:06:30I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:06:39We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:06:56Oh, my God.
00:06:57That's her.
00:06:58Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:07:02No.
00:07:03That's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:07:08That old guy?
00:07:09Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:07:10He's the real power.
00:07:11Started Quick Mapple as a surf shack in Malibu
00:07:14and grew it into the most important surf brand on Earth.
00:07:18Oh, no.
00:07:20Oh.
00:07:22I gotta go.
00:07:31Oh.
00:07:32Oh.
00:07:35Dad, no!
00:07:37Oh.
00:07:38Oh.
00:07:39Oh.
00:07:40Oh.
00:07:41Oh.
00:08:05He's here!
00:08:07Oh.
00:08:23Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:08:27Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:08:31Thank you for saving my life.
00:08:47You're the god of the island.
00:08:49Please.
00:08:50No one can know my identity.
00:08:51Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:08:54Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:08:58Anything.
00:09:02My wife, my wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:09:08Angela!
00:09:13Your leg, it's completely healed.
00:09:17Did you do this?
00:09:18I wish I had healing powers.
00:09:21I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:09:25He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:09:28He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:09:28Well, thank you for helping.
00:09:30He needs our help, too.
00:09:32His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:09:34Wife?
00:09:35Don't worry.
00:09:36She's one hell of a surfer.
00:09:46Hey, Kaikua.
00:09:48Remember Chad from high school?
00:09:50How could she forget?
00:09:51If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't
00:09:55have settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:10:02Chad was my past.
00:10:03Yeah, the one that got away.
00:10:07He was so hot.
00:10:10And strong.
00:10:11God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
00:10:16He could turn every girl into a spinner.
00:10:18You guys!
00:10:20If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:10:26Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:10:30Hey, ladies.
00:10:33Kai, we should get going.
00:10:37Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:10:40Jealous much?
00:10:43I'm not ready to go yet.
00:10:45Did you forget?
00:10:46Forget what?
00:10:48We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:10:51The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
00:10:57I can't.
00:10:58Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:11:02Don't worry about that.
00:11:04You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:11:07What would you know about it?
00:11:12No way, bro.
00:11:13Is it really him?
00:11:14Oh my God, his abs look hard as rock.
00:11:17I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
00:11:28Chad?
00:11:31Hey, boo.
00:11:32I'm in town for the expo.
00:11:34You knew he'd be here.
00:11:36But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:11:41Bring it in for the real thing.
00:11:54Chad, can you sign my board?
00:11:56Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:11:59Duh.
00:12:00Of course I am.
00:12:01He's even hotter in person.
00:12:04She used to date him.
00:12:06Used to?
00:12:08How could you let a guy like that get away?
00:12:11So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:12:15I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:12:17And Chad is already sponsored by them,
00:12:19so it would help to see us together.
00:12:21For branding.
00:12:22You don't mind, right?
00:12:23No worries.
00:12:24We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:12:28Let's go.
00:12:38Look at them.
00:12:39They're perfect together.
00:12:40So amazing.
00:12:42Made for each other.
00:12:52So which one is your wife?
00:12:55The one on the board with Chad?
00:12:57Interesting.
00:12:58She's good.
00:12:59Really good.
00:13:00She's the best.
00:13:05You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
00:13:07Yeah?
00:13:08I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
00:13:10Thank you, Chad.
00:13:12But I can handle it.
00:13:13I'm a big girl.
00:13:19I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
00:13:21I know every single part of you, and would love to get reacquainted.
00:13:26I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
00:13:28What's up?
00:13:31I mean, I don't know why.
00:13:31Oh, man.
00:13:32Hey, dude.
00:13:32You must be Duke.
00:13:33You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:13:38I'm Kai's husband.
00:13:42I'm Kai's husband.
00:13:53But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:14:00I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:14:04And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:14:09You're cold. I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:14:13Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple. I'm tight with Angela.
00:14:17I got your back like a bikini string.
00:14:20Thanks so much, Chad.
00:14:22It's the least I can do.
00:14:24You know, I never forgot you.
00:14:26Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
00:14:31I'm married.
00:14:33You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:14:35Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:14:40Duke's actually really sweet.
00:14:43Sweet? Yeah. He's a total simp.
00:14:46Dump him or don't.
00:14:49I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:14:59There's an extra board here.
00:15:01It's a gift for you.
00:15:04A fish.
00:15:06This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:15:10Duke designed my board himself.
00:15:12You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:15:16Plus, this is a quick maple board.
00:15:19That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:15:22Good point. Thank you.
00:15:24See you on the beach, boo.
00:15:30Catch any big ones?
00:15:31It was okay. Lots of close outs today.
00:15:34I made dinner for our anniversary.
00:15:37Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:15:40I'm sorry. I ate already.
00:15:48New board?
00:15:50Angela should see me on a quick maple board.
00:15:52A quick maple should build a board for you.
00:15:54Like I did.
00:15:55This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:15:58It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:15:59Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:16:02He won gold.
00:16:02You don't even surf.
00:16:04I know the island's waves.
00:16:06I'll think about it.
00:16:07So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:16:09Are you sore?
00:16:10Do you want a massage?
00:16:19I am sore.
00:16:20I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:16:22Want some company?
00:16:23No thanks.
00:16:24I'm not in the mood.
00:16:25Too sore.
00:16:46She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
00:16:53Duke?
00:16:58You forgot your towel.
00:16:59Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
00:17:09Aren't you going to say anything?
00:17:11What do you want me to say?
00:17:13Do you even care?
00:17:14Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:17:17I care.
00:17:18If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:17:21Why did you never learn to surf?
00:17:26I was the best surfer in the world.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:29When your mom cursed me.
00:17:32What does that have to do with anything?
00:17:35Because it's weird.
00:17:36You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:17:40You make custom surfboards.
00:17:42You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:17:45But you can't even surf.
00:17:48That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:17:50So you can leech off me.
00:17:53That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
00:17:57Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:18:05You want me out of your life?
00:18:10Give it a few more days.
00:18:21Nah, bro, you're caking it on.
00:18:24You're gonna glue her feet to the board.
00:18:26That's right, for cold water like Malibu.
00:18:27On a warm break like ours, soft, thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:18:31This sponger's lecturing a gold metal surfer on wax?
00:18:34Not on wax.
00:18:35On the water I live on.
00:18:41Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
00:18:49I hoped I'd find you here.
00:18:57She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
00:19:00Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:19:02Angela, that bikini...
00:19:03It's still being worn by your boss.
00:19:09There she goes.
00:19:17I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:19:20It's purling.
00:19:31See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
00:19:33It wasn't the wax.
00:19:35It was your board.
00:19:38So it's my fault?
00:19:39I was trying to unlock her power.
00:19:41You've been holding her back.
00:19:42Up.
00:19:47What?
00:19:48I think what you meant to say was, you've been holding her up.
00:19:53You're a pro surfer, props on that.
00:19:55But I know my island.
00:19:57I know my break.
00:20:00And I know how to kick your ass.
00:20:01And I know how to kick your ass.
00:20:02You think so?
00:20:03Let's go then.
00:20:05Thanks.
00:20:13Dude, stop showing off.
00:20:15Chad's a professional athlete.
00:20:17You're a professional stoner.
00:20:18You don't want to fight him.
00:20:22Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:20:24Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:20:28i don't know what happened out there i swear i'll do better in the expo tomorrow
00:20:30don't sweat it the sponsorship's yours you looked amazing but i just had an epic wipeout
00:20:37it's not just about your surfing you're hot and you've got a great man behind you
00:20:45looking forward to having you both represent quick mapple at the expo tomorrow
00:20:53we gotta celebrate my tie yes absolutely fix the wax on my new board
00:21:03she thinks chad is the great man behind her one more day and she can have it
00:21:12i can't believe she gave me the sponsorship right
00:21:17after i wiped out and it's all thanks to you i'd do anything for you
00:21:36oh no you're gonna be so sticky why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the
00:21:42shower
00:21:42you can borrow a t-shirt too if you want yeah i am really sticky actually
00:21:55okay
00:22:18first i rode your waves now i'm gonna ride your wife
00:22:29what are you doing
00:22:30what are you doing
00:22:32stop denying yourself
00:22:35you both know you want this
00:22:37put your clothes on chad
00:22:39you first
00:22:44give me back the towel chad
00:22:45come on
00:22:46come on it's the least you can do
00:22:47after i got you the sponsorship
00:22:51please don't do this
00:22:52don't worry boo
00:22:54every girl likes it in the end
00:22:55help
00:22:56somebody help me
00:23:07ride this
00:23:16how are you so strong
00:23:23does it make you feel strong taking another man's sloppy seconds
00:23:28that's beta behavior
00:23:30i thought you were a chad
00:23:32please
00:23:33i can't breathe
00:23:34what are you doing to him
00:23:48what is wrong with you
00:23:52me he was assaulting my wife
00:23:56this is a misunderstanding
00:23:59really
00:23:59really
00:23:59you were crying for help
00:24:01he spilled a drink on me i was just cleaning up
00:24:06how did he end up naked
00:24:08he was just changing
00:24:09you came in at the wrong time
00:24:12timing bro
00:24:13it's everything
00:24:14in surfing
00:24:14and in love
00:24:16can you please just take me home
00:24:18you can stay here if you want boo
00:24:22we all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow
00:24:25let's go
00:24:37i shouldn't have slapped you
00:24:42you were being crazy though
00:24:44i thought you were gonna kill him
00:24:49do you have anything to say
00:24:51why were you in his hotel room
00:24:55i told you he spilled a drink
00:24:57i should have been there
00:24:59but instead you made me
00:25:01if you wanted to come you should have come
00:25:03you are always doing this
00:25:04you act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when i don't tell you what to do
00:25:08act like a man for once
00:25:10you used to like that i was kind and giving
00:25:14no
00:25:15i like the way you fucked me that first time
00:25:17i was totally digmatized and i made the biggest mistake of my life
00:25:23that's really how you feel about our marriage
00:25:28you're a sweet guy duke
00:25:31but i need a strong man behind me
00:25:32not a slacker
00:25:36if you cared to look closer
00:25:37you'd see that the truth is
00:25:40you'd never be this successful without me
00:25:44get real duke
00:25:45i could make my own meals and wax my own board
00:25:49i only let you do it because you're so pathetic
00:25:54i feel bad for you
00:25:56you think i'm just a glorified servant
00:25:58like you said
00:26:00a leech
00:26:01i need a real man
00:26:03not some stoner
00:26:05beta
00:26:06board waxing
00:26:07sponger
00:26:08all the things you do for me just make you seem weak
00:26:11how am i supposed to be attracted to you
00:26:17then let's get a divorce
00:26:31oh my god
00:26:33oh my god
00:26:47thank you for saving my life
00:26:49god of the island
00:26:50thank you for saving my life god of the island
00:27:17god of the island
00:27:28blow there big boy
00:27:30give me my board back sea hag
00:27:33okay
00:27:49my board
00:27:50how did you do that
00:27:52you may be immortal but your board isn't
00:27:54i've been saving my magic for years for that one trick
00:27:58i'll never be as powerful as you god of the island
00:28:01but even you can't break my spell
00:28:05unless you do something for me
00:28:08marry my daughter
00:28:13your daughter
00:28:15i've seduced many sailors in my day
00:28:21one had strong swimmers
00:28:27but i'm immortal
00:28:29if i marry your daughter she'll age i won't
00:28:31it could never last
00:28:33five years
00:28:36look after her for five years
00:28:38help her find success
00:28:40on your fifth anniversary the spell will break
00:28:43you can surf again
00:28:45and if you love her
00:28:47reveal your true identity
00:28:52okay
00:28:53okay
00:28:55hey so this might be weird but
00:28:57your daughter doesn't look
00:28:59like you does she?
00:29:03you tell me
00:29:34i can't believe she's marrying some sponger simp
00:29:39i give it six months
00:29:52we look so cute
00:29:54we look so cute
00:29:55i do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt though
00:30:00someone just commented sponger in a stupid shirt
00:30:04i thought you didn't care that i don't surf
00:30:06i don't
00:30:07i don't
00:30:09spoiler alert she did care
00:30:11and that wasn't her only complaint about me
00:30:13but i made a vow to stay with her for five years
00:30:16and i was determined to keep that vow
00:30:18no matter how hard it was
00:30:20and it was very hard
00:30:32Kai became one of the top female surfers on earth
00:30:37and i've been her loyal supporter
00:30:44in three days i get my koa board back and i can surf again
00:30:47but until then
00:30:49my mission is to give Kai everything she wants
00:30:52she loves coconut water
00:30:54today it'll be the freshest in the world
00:31:04Duke
00:31:07morning sunshine
00:31:09don't sunshine me
00:31:10you tracked sand all over the kitchen
00:31:13that beach life though right?
00:31:14what were you even doing out there so early?
00:31:17getting stoned?
00:31:18something like that
00:31:19unbelievable
00:31:20i need you on point today
00:31:22i heard angela lee the ceo of quick mapple might arrive early for the expo
00:31:27don't worry babe i got you
00:31:39this is not the brand i like
00:31:42it's not any brand it's fresh
00:31:46how hard is it to get the right brand?
00:31:48did you forget because you were high?
00:31:50i'll get the kind you like next time
00:31:59we were happy once
00:32:02but
00:32:02the honeymoon is over
00:32:16oh my god that's her
00:32:18angela lee
00:32:19the single most important person in the world of surfing
00:32:23no
00:32:23that's the most important person in the world of surfing
00:32:28that old guy?
00:32:30angela's father mickey lee
00:32:31he's the real power
00:32:32started quick maple as a surf shack in malibu
00:32:34and grew it into the most important surf brand on earth
00:32:38oh no
00:32:41oh
00:32:41i gotta go
00:32:43i gotta go
00:32:56dad no!
00:33:25he's here!
00:33:29love you
00:33:31oh
00:33:32oh
00:33:34oh
00:33:35oh
00:33:36oh
00:33:44Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted.
00:33:47Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave.
00:33:51Thank you for saving my life.
00:34:07Angela, you're the god of the island.
00:34:09Please, no one can know my identity.
00:34:12Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:34:15Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return.
00:34:19Anything.
00:34:22My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world, and her sponsor just went bankrupt.
00:34:28Angela!
00:34:34Your leg! It's completely healed!
00:34:37Did you do this?
00:34:39I wish I had healing powers.
00:34:41I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad.
00:34:46He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something.
00:34:49Well, thank you for helping.
00:34:51He needs our help, too.
00:34:52His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor.
00:34:55Wife?
00:34:56Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer.
00:35:07Hey, Kaikua, remember Chad from high school?
00:35:10How could she forget?
00:35:12If he hadn't dumped her to move to L.A. and become an Olympic gold medal surfer, she wouldn't have
00:35:16settled for that burnout sponger duke.
00:35:22Chad was my past.
00:35:24Yeah, the one that got away.
00:35:27He was so hot.
00:35:30And strong.
00:35:31God, I bet he could pick you up and flip you around.
00:35:36Mmm, he could turn every girl into a spinner.
00:35:39You guys!
00:35:40If Chad came back today and asked you to take him back, what would you say?
00:35:46Well, I am married, and I haven't seen Chad since high school.
00:35:51Hey, ladies.
00:35:53Kaikua, we should get going.
00:35:58Are you trying to keep her from her friends or something?
00:36:00Jealous much?
00:36:03I'm not ready to go yet.
00:36:05Did you forget?
00:36:06Forget what?
00:36:08We have dinner reservations for our anniversary.
00:36:11The expo is the same day as our anniversary, so I made the reservation for today.
00:36:18I can't.
00:36:19Angela still hasn't seen me surf.
00:36:22Don't worry about that.
00:36:24You're going to get the quick maple sponsorship.
00:36:27What would you know about it?
00:36:32No way, bro.
00:36:33Is it really him?
00:36:34Oh my god, his abs look hard as rocks?
00:36:37I'd like to see what's under those board shorts.
00:36:48Chad?
00:36:51Hey, boo.
00:36:52I'm in town for the expo.
00:36:54You knew he'd be here.
00:36:56But we didn't want to spoil the surprise.
00:37:02Bring it in for the real thing.
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:05Oh!
00:37:06Oh!
00:37:07Oh!
00:37:14Chad, can you sign my board?
00:37:16Are you going to win gold at home in 2028, Chad?
00:37:19Duh.
00:37:20Of course I am.
00:37:22He's even hotter in person.
00:37:24She used to date him.
00:37:26Used to?
00:37:28How could you let a guy like that get away?
00:37:32So are we going to catch some waves or what, boo?
00:37:35I really think Angela should see me surf.
00:37:38And Chad is already sponsored by them, so it would help to see us together.
00:37:41For branding.
00:37:42You don't mind, right?
00:37:43No worries.
00:37:44We'll celebrate our anniversary later.
00:37:49Let's go.
00:37:50Let's go.
00:37:58Look at them.
00:37:59They're perfect together.
00:38:01So amazing.
00:38:02Made for each other.
00:38:13So which one is your wife?
00:38:15The one on the board with Chad?
00:38:17Interesting.
00:38:19She's good.
00:38:19Really good.
00:38:20She's the best.
00:38:25You know, Quick Maple sponsors me.
00:38:27Yeah?
00:38:28I can help you get a sponsorship, too.
00:38:31Thank you, Chad.
00:38:32But I can handle it.
00:38:34I'm a big girl.
00:38:39I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
00:38:42I know every single part of you.
00:38:44And would love to get reacquainted.
00:38:46I just want to help, since your husband obviously can't.
00:38:51Oh, hey, dude.
00:38:53You must be Duke, the sponger who waxes Kai's board.
00:38:58I'm Kai's husband.
00:39:01I'm Kai's husband.
00:39:02Want to go grab Kai's board for us?
00:39:09Five years.
00:39:11Five years.
00:39:11Five years.
00:39:11For five years, I protected and loved you.
00:39:13But now I'm starting to see you never really loved me back.
00:39:20I caught your favorite fish myself.
00:39:24And you've been out all day with Chad.
00:39:29You're cold.
00:39:30I can feel the goosebumps on your skin.
00:39:34Hey, don't sweat quick, Maple.
00:39:35I'm tight with Angela.
00:39:37I got your back like a bikini string.
00:39:41Thanks so much, Chad.
00:39:43It's the least I can do.
00:39:45You know, I never forgot you.
00:39:46Maybe I should stay on the island a while and get back in touch.
00:39:51I'm married.
00:39:53You're not going to be this hot forever, Kai.
00:39:56Don't you want a real man who knows what to do with a girl like you?
00:40:00Duke's actually really sweet.
00:40:03Sweet?
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05He's a total sim.
00:40:07Dump him or don't.
00:40:09I don't mind being Mr. Steel, your girl.
00:40:19There's an extra board here.
00:40:21It's a gift for you.
00:40:24A fish.
00:40:26This bad boy will unlock all the speed in that tight little bod.
00:40:30Duke designed my board himself.
00:40:33You think that sponger knows more about surfboards than me?
00:40:37Plus, this is a quick Maple board.
00:40:39That's what Angela wants to see you on.
00:40:42Good point.
00:40:45See you on the beach, boo.
00:40:50Catch any big ones?
00:40:52It was okay.
00:40:53Lots of close outs today.
00:40:54I made dinner.
00:40:55For our anniversary.
00:40:57Our patio's got a better view than any restaurant anyway.
00:41:00Sorry.
00:41:01I ate already.
00:41:08New board?
00:41:10Angela should see me on a quick Maple board.
00:41:13A quick Maple should build a board for you.
00:41:15Like I did.
00:41:16This fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:41:18It'll pearl the second you go vertical.
00:41:20Babe, no offense, but Chad knows surfing.
00:41:22He won gold.
00:41:23You don't even surf.
00:41:25I know the island's waves.
00:41:26I'll think about it.
00:41:27So you're not hungry, but you've been surfing all day.
00:41:29Are you sore?
00:41:30Do you want a massage?
00:41:39I am sore.
00:41:40I'm going to go in the hot tub.
00:41:42Want some company?
00:41:43No, thanks.
00:41:44I'm not in the mood.
00:41:45Too sore.
00:41:59Oh.
00:42:01Oh, Chad.
00:42:03Yes, Chad.
00:42:06She said she wasn't in the mood, but she really meant she wasn't in the mood for me.
00:42:13Duke?
00:42:18You forgot your towel.
00:42:20Didn't want you to get cold walking back to the house.
00:42:30Aren't you going to say anything?
00:42:32What do you want me to say?
00:42:33Do you even care?
00:42:35Or are you too stoned and lazy to even give a shit?
00:42:37I care.
00:42:39If you paid attention, you'd know how much.
00:42:41Why did you never learn to surf?
00:42:47I was the best surfer in the world.
00:42:50But your mom cursed me.
00:42:53What does that have to do with anything?
00:42:55Because it's weird.
00:42:57You're like obsessed with surfers.
00:43:00You make custom surfboards.
00:43:02You wear that stupid surfboard necklace.
00:43:05But you can't even surf.
00:43:08That's probably why you want to stay in this dead marriage.
00:43:11So you can leech off me.
00:43:14That's why you didn't even react to me screwing that jet and calling it another man's name.
00:43:18Because you don't actually care about anything except using me to get closer to the glory you'll never have.
00:43:26You want me out of your life?
00:43:30Give it a few more days.
00:43:42Nah, bro.
00:43:42You're caking it on.
00:43:44You're gonna glue her feet to the board.
00:43:46That's right for cold water like Malibu.
00:43:48On a warm break like ours, soft thin wax will be greased by noon.
00:43:51This sponger's lecturing a gold metal surfer on wax.
00:43:54Not on wax.
00:43:56On the water I live on.
00:44:01Being a townie who's never left the island isn't something to brag about, Duke.
00:44:09I hoped I'd find you here.
00:44:18She looked pretty good with you yesterday, Chad.
00:44:20Let's see how she looks on her own.
00:44:22Angela, that bikini...
00:44:24She's still being worn by your boss.
00:44:29There she goes.
00:44:37I told her that fish can't make the drop on a barrel.
00:44:41It's purling.
00:44:51See what your garbage waxing did, sponger?
00:44:54It wasn't the wax.
00:44:55It was your board.
00:44:58So it's my fault?
00:44:59I was trying to unlock her power.
00:45:02You've been holding her back.
00:45:03Up.
00:45:08What?
00:45:09I think what you meant to say was...
00:45:11You've been holding her up.
00:45:14You're a pro surfer.
00:45:15Props on that.
00:45:16But I know my island.
00:45:17I know my break.
00:45:20And I know how to kick your ass.
00:45:22You think so?
00:45:24Let's go then.
00:45:34Duke, stop showing off.
00:45:36Chad's a professional athlete.
00:45:37You're a professional stoner.
00:45:38You don't want to fight him.
00:45:42Is that the kind of guy you are?
00:45:44Need to be rescued by your girl?
00:45:48I don't know what happened out there.
00:45:49I swear I'll do better in the expo tomorrow.
00:45:51Don't sweat it.
00:45:52The sponsorship's yours.
00:45:53You looked amazing.
00:45:54But I just had an epic wipeout.
00:45:57It's not just about your surfing.
00:46:00You're hot.
00:46:01And you've got a great man behind you.
00:46:05Looking forward to having you both represent Quick Mapple at the expo tomorrow.
00:46:14We gotta celebrate.
00:46:15Mai Tai.
00:46:16Yes, absolutely.
00:46:18Fix the wax on my new board.
00:46:24She thinks Chad is the great man behind her.
00:46:27One more day, and she can have it.
00:46:33I can't believe.
00:46:35She gave me the sponsorship, right?
00:46:37After I wiped out.
00:46:40And it's all thanks to you.
00:46:42I'd do anything for you.
00:46:56Oh, no.
00:46:58You're gonna be so sticky.
00:47:00Why don't you come up to my room and rinse off in the shower?
00:47:03You can borrow a t-shirt, too, if you want.
00:47:06Yeah.
00:47:07I am really sticky, actually.
00:47:09I don't know.
00:47:18I don't know if you want.
00:47:20Holy shit.
00:47:36I am really happy.
00:47:37Super customers.
00:47:39First I rode your waves, now I'm going to ride your wife.
00:47:49What are you doing?
00:47:53Stop denying yourself.
00:47:55We both know you want this.
00:47:57Put your clothes on, Chad.
00:48:00You first.
00:48:04Give me back the towel, Chad!
00:48:06Come on, it's the least you can do after I got you the sponsorship.
00:48:11Please don't do this.
00:48:13Don't worry, boo. Every girl likes it in the end.
00:48:16Help! Somebody help me!
00:48:27Ride this.
00:48:37How are you so strong?
00:48:44Does it make you feel strong?
00:48:46Taking another man's sloppy seconds?
00:48:48That's beta behavior.
00:48:51I thought you were a Chad.
00:48:53Please, I can't breathe.
00:48:55What are you doing to him?
00:49:02Enough!
00:49:10What is wrong with you?
00:49:12Me? He was assaulting my wife.
00:49:16This is a misunderstanding.
00:49:19Really? You were crying for help.
00:49:21He spilled a drink on me. I was just cleaning up.
00:49:26And how did he end up naked?
00:49:28He was just changing. You came in at the wrong time.
00:49:32Timing, bro. It's everything. In surfing and in love.
00:49:36Can you please just take me home?
00:49:39You can stay here if you want, boo.
00:49:42We all need to just chill out before the expo tomorrow.
00:49:46Let's go.
00:49:57I shouldn't have slapped you.
00:50:02You were being crazy, though.
00:50:04I thought you were gonna kill him.
00:50:09Do you have anything to say?
00:50:12Why were you in his hotel room?
00:50:16I told you, he spilled a drink.
00:50:18I should have been there.
00:50:20But instead, you made me-
00:50:21If you wanted to come, you should have come!
00:50:23You are always doing this.
00:50:25You act like a total simp and then bitch and complain when I don't tell you what to do.
00:50:29Act like a man for once!
00:50:32You used to like that I was kind and giving.
00:50:34No.
00:50:35I like the way you fucked me that first time.
00:50:38I was totally digmatized and I made the biggest mistake of my life.
00:50:43That's really how you feel about our marriage?
00:50:49You're a sweet guy, Duke.
00:50:51But I need a strong man behind me, not a slacker.
00:50:56If you cared to look closer, you'd see that the truth is,
00:51:00you'd never be this successful without me.
00:51:04Get real, Duke.
00:51:06I could make my own meals and wax my own board.
00:51:09I only let you do it because you're so pathetic.
00:51:14I feel bad for you.
00:51:17You think I'm just a glorified servant?
00:51:19Like you said, a leech.
00:51:22I need a real man.
00:51:24Not some stoner, beta, board waxing sponger.
00:51:28All the things you do for me just make you seem weak.
00:51:31How am I supposed to be attracted to you?
00:51:38Then let's get a divorce.
00:51:52Oh, my God.
00:52:03Oh, my God.
00:52:07Thank you for saving my life, God of the island.
00:52:33Where's my surfboard?
00:52:35Looking for this, God of the island?
00:52:48Go there, big boy.
00:52:51Give me my board back, sea hag.
00:52:54Okay.
00:53:09My board.
00:53:11How did you do that?
00:53:12You may be immortal, but your board isn't.
00:53:15I've been saving my magic for years for that one trick.
00:53:19I'll never be as powerful as you, god of the island.
00:53:22But even you can't break my spell, unless you do something for me.
00:53:28Marry my daughter.
00:53:33Your daughter?
00:53:35I've seduced many sailors in my day.
00:53:42One had strong swimmers.
00:53:47But I'm immortal.
00:53:49If I marry your daughter, she'll age. I won't.
00:53:52It could never last.
00:53:54Five years.
00:53:56Look after her for five years.
00:53:59Help her find success.
00:54:01On your fifth anniversary, the spell will break.
00:54:04You can surf again.
00:54:06And if you love her, reveal your true identity.
00:54:13Okay.
00:54:16Hey, so this might be weird, but your daughter doesn't look like you, does she?
00:54:23You tell me.
00:54:25Good.
00:54:26She's not my father.
00:54:28She's not mine.
00:54:38She's not mine.
00:54:40She's not mine.
00:54:40What do you do?
00:54:41What's the?
00:54:55I can't believe she's marrying some sponge or simp.
00:54:59I give it six months.
00:55:13We look so cute.
00:55:15I do wish you had listened to me and not worn that shirt, though.
00:55:20Someone just commented, Sponger in a stupid shirt.
00:55:24I thought you didn't care that I don't surf.
00:55:26I don't.
00:55:28I don't.
00:55:30Spoiler alert, she did care.
00:55:32And that wasn't her only complaint about me.
00:55:34But I made a vow to stay with her for five years, and I was determined to keep that vow,
00:55:39no matter how hard it was.
00:55:40And it was very hard.
00:55:52Kai became one of the top female surfers on Earth.
00:55:57And I've been her loyal supporter.
00:56:04In three days, I get my koa board back and I can surf again.
00:56:07But until then, my mission is to give Kai everything she wants.
00:56:13She loves coconut water.
00:56:15Today, it'll be the freshest in the world.
00:56:24Duke.
00:56:27Morning, sunshine.
00:56:29Don't sunshine me.
00:56:30You tracked sand all over the kitchen.
00:56:33That beach life, though, right?
00:56:35What were you even doing out there so early?
00:56:37Getting stoned?
00:56:39Something like that.
00:56:40Unbelievable.
00:56:41I need you on point today.
00:56:43I heard Angela Lee, the CEO of Quick Mapple, might arrive early for the expo.
00:56:47Don't worry, babe.
00:56:48I got you.
00:57:00This is not the brand I like.
00:57:02It's not any brand.
00:57:03It's fresh.
00:57:06How hard is it to get the right brand?
00:57:08Did you forget because you were high?
00:57:11I'll get the kind you like next time.
00:57:20We were happy once, but the honeymoon is over.
00:57:36Oh, my God.
00:57:38That's her.
00:57:38Angela Lee, the single most important person in the world of surfing.
00:57:43No, that's the most important person in the world of surfing.
00:57:49That old guy?
00:57:50Angela's father, Mickey Lee.
00:57:51He's the real power.
00:57:52Started Quick Maple as a surf shack in Malibu and grew it into the most important surf brand
00:57:56on Earth.
00:57:58Oh, no.
00:58:01Oh.
00:58:02I got to go.
00:58:16Dan, now.
00:58:18Oh.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:46He's here!
00:59:04Pretty gnarly moves before the shark interrupted
00:59:07Not as good as I used to be, but I can still catch a wave
00:59:12Thank you for saving my life
00:59:28You're the god of the island
00:59:30Please, no one can know my identity
00:59:32Whatever you say, but how can I ever repay you?
00:59:35Actually, there is a solid you could do me in return
00:59:39Anything
00:59:42My wife, Kaikua, is one of the best surfers in the world
00:59:46And her sponsor just went bankrupt
00:59:49Angela!
00:59:54Your leg! It's completely healed!
00:59:58Did you do this?
00:59:59I wish I had healing powers
01:00:02I told you I went after him, but the god of the island rescued your dad
01:00:06He must have put a healing spell on his leg or something
01:00:09Well, thank you for helping
01:00:11He needs our help too
01:00:12His wife, Kaikua, needs a sponsor
01:00:15Wife?
01:00:16Don't worry, she's one hell of a surfer