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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a food boat in Florida that was flooded after being hit by another boat's wake. Then, they imagine how their own food boat business would go and the outlook isn't great.
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00:00Chuck, what are you doing now?
00:01I've been meaning to start a letter campaign to bring back Pumpkin Spice 5-Hour Energy.
00:07Save your ink! It's already back!
00:10You're welcome.
00:11But you didn't do anything!
00:13Didn't I?
00:22So, I don't know if you've ever seen a food boat.
00:25You know, in some busy lakes and areas, there's a boat that'll come by.
00:29And, you know, I saw a taco boat this summer, a burger boat.
00:34There's one in Naples where they did not have a great weekend.
00:38They nearly sank over the weekend.
00:41Here's their story from Wink News.
00:44Adrienne Perry says many boaters don't realize just how much damage their weight can cause.
00:49What happened to her on Saturday is proof of that.
00:53Adrienne Perry says she was cruising in her food boat called Wicked Good Eats.
00:58When a passing boat sent a wake so powerful, it flooded her boat.
01:02She says Naples Fire, Naples Police, and Towboat US all jumped in to help save her boat.
01:09Perry has been serving sandwiches, seafood, and wraps to Naples boaters since late June.
01:14She says this situation has created a setback to her new business.
01:18But she's not letting it stop her.
01:20Now she hopes this serves as a lesson to other boaters.
01:24If people aren't made aware, it will affect me again and, you know, all these other captains that go out
01:30there.
01:30It's a little scary, especially if you have a smaller boat and these boats are just flying by with, you
01:35know, no concern for what's going on around them.
01:37Perry is waiting on a mechanic to assess the damage and says she hopes to be back on the water
01:43as soon as possible.
01:44In Naples, Riley Lehman, Wink News.
01:48She said like she felt like she was on the Titanic.
01:51Well, yeah, I mean, water's coming in.
01:53You got no way to get rid of it.
01:55Wicked Good Eats better mean they have a lobster roll.
01:59They do.
02:00It's right at the top.
02:00Oh, my God.
02:01If a boat pulled by with a lobster roll while I was on the water.
02:04For 40 bucks.
02:06Yeah, it's $38.
02:07But I mean, you're paying for the convenience, right?
02:09I guess.
02:10Right.
02:10You're getting a lobster roll in the middle of a lake.
02:13You got to take that into consideration.
02:1538 bucks.
02:16It's a delivery charge, too.
02:17I don't know.
02:18I'm like, this food's just been on a boat all day.
02:24I don't know, guys.
02:26It's a lobster.
02:26Yeah.
02:28There's got to be a charge.
02:29You know how much fuel she's using?
02:30You know how expensive that is?
02:31I get it.
02:32I get it.
02:33Pulled pork sandwich.
02:34Yeah, the rest of it's reasonable.
02:36Yeah, I'll just take a bag of chips.
02:37Italian sub.
02:38Yeah, I'd have, I mean.
02:39Give yourself a fluffernutter.
02:41You got to start a business like Hoot Hoots or something.
02:43You know what I mean?
02:44Hoot Hoots.
02:45Yeah, it's like wings, but proper talent.
02:50Hoot Hoots.
02:51Hoot Hoots on the boat.
02:53Bet you make a fortune.
02:55They got to already have it.
02:57Not Hoot Hoots, but I mean like.
02:59Chuck's business idea.
03:01Put hot ladies on a boat.
03:02Hot ladies on a boat.
03:03Hot ladies on a boat.
03:04You don't think dudes would just buy?
03:06With hot oil?
03:07I don't care about the hot oil.
03:09Yeah, but you don't want to burn the hot things.
03:10I think hot women just want to ride on the boat.
03:12They don't want to like serve food.
03:13They don't want to cook your chicken wings.
03:14I know, but I gotta, we gotta, everyone's gotta get a job.
03:18Yeah, but like bikini baristas at sea.
03:19Yeah, that's exactly.
03:21I'd go to all the bikini baristas and I'd say, listen, how much do you make here?
03:26We're going to make even more at Hoot Hoots.
03:29Chuck's Hoot Hoots.
03:31Oh, I can't steal the name.
03:32It's going under and we'll just let it go under and then we'll.
03:36We'll hold each other up and stuff and tame the top.
03:38Oh man.
03:38What a dream.
03:40Uh oh, the whistle blew.
03:41What does that mean?
03:43What does it mean?
03:45Oil time.
03:47It's oil time on Hoot Hoots.
03:48Gather around boys.
03:50I'll give this all up to go be an oil boy on Hoot Hoots.
03:52Are you kidding me?
03:53I just keep coming up with genius ideas over here.
03:56You do Chuck.
03:57Pretty incredible.
03:58Yep.
03:59I'm the new oil boy for Hoot Hoots.
04:01Hoot Hoots oil boy.
04:03It's tough to be a dad and be the Hoot Hoots oil boy.
04:07I can't imagine it pays that well.
04:09No, probably not.
04:10Probably just getting the odd reject chicken wing now and again.
04:13You know, the thing is, you're more like just the days at sea and the relaxing view.
04:21Chuck, you would get sick on that boat.
04:23I would never.
04:23I would not be allowed to get anywhere near Hoot Hoots boat.
04:26You just have to look at it from the shore.
04:28I just own it.
04:28I just own it and go out and do the stuff.
04:31Go make the money.
04:32I'm like, no, that's fine.
04:34I can't.
04:35I can't be a part of Hoot Hoots.
04:37Brian can drive a boat.
04:38Brian, are you in?
04:40I'm in for it.
04:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:41Captain Logan.
04:42I'll do whatever you need, man.
04:43Get me on that boat.
04:44Oh, we got to get you guys little outfits.
04:48I'll be safety patrol.
04:50Safety patrol, Dave.
04:51Just make sure everything's going well.
04:52You're not allowed to get anywhere near that boat.
04:54I've got my boating license.
04:55You can be on the boat.
04:56No, you don't.
04:57Yes, I do.
04:58Oh, wow.
04:58I'd like to put Dave to the boating test right now.
05:01Safety of what?
05:02Port side.
05:03Starboard.
05:04I got you covered.
05:06You fell in the river off a boat.
05:09He rammed a boat.
05:09You showed your balls on a boat.
05:11They don't cover that on the test.
05:13Dave just got his hog out the whole time.
05:15Yeah, exactly.
05:17Oh, my God, Dave.
05:18We're killing our business.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:22We got a hog out.
05:24Hoot hoot, boys.
05:25Hoot hoot.
05:26Oh, Dave.
05:27We're going broke.
05:28Come on.
05:28Come on, Hoot Hoots.
05:30Get on here.
05:31The ladies are hot.
05:32Yeah, like a whole bunch of guys pull up and like, oh, my God, that guy's penis is out.
05:37And then they kept going.
05:38I'm like, why did it fail?
05:39It doesn't make any sense.
05:41Come on aboard.
05:41Hoot hoot.
05:42We had oiled ours.
05:46Dave killed Hoot Hoots.
05:47Oh, my God.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:49And then Dave tries to park the boat one time and srams him into something else.
05:53And then he jumps in holding his nose and all the girls quit.
05:56Yeah, they all leave.
05:58Oh, my God.
05:58They're like, oh, my God.
06:00These guys are losers.
06:01Too much.
06:02Too much.
06:02I'm like, what happened?
06:03I was on shore the whole time.
06:06It fell apart, man.
06:07Dave said he was safety patrol and they said, you know.
06:09What?
06:10Did he have one of those safety patrol belts on?
06:12He did.
06:13He had everything.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:14He had sunscreen on his nose.
06:17Super white.
06:18For God's sake.
06:19Oh, wow.
06:20He was walking around with a clipboard.
06:22I was like, dude.
06:23Of course he was.
06:24You're killing it.
06:25Did he have his Captain Dave shirt on?
06:27A couple of hot guys came and took all of our bikini checks.
06:30Oh, you knew they would.
06:31That was just me, Ryan, and Dave.
06:33Oh, no.
06:34Hoot hoot.
06:35And his tongs out.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39That's exactly how I thought it would go.
06:41I love my family for this.
06:42I know.
06:43This is terrible.
06:46Oh, destined to fail.
06:48I love my family for this.
06:49Yeah, I get it.
06:50We did.
06:51We gave him our dreams to be here.
06:53Mm-hmm.
06:54The hoot hoots went under him one day.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Oh.
06:58Man, oh, man, huh?
07:00You gotta make sure the crew is the right crew.
07:05Whatever.
07:05I love it.
07:06It goes back to plugging his nose and jumping in the water right
07:09when we started.
07:10Yeah, like bikini buries and chicks are like, all right, I gotta get out of here.
07:13That's funny.
07:15The safety guy just jumped in with his nose plugged.
07:19I don't wanna get lake water up my nose.
07:22I don't wanna get the skin-eating, disease-flesh-eating bitch.
07:27These trunks are a little loose.
07:29It's fine.
07:29Yeah.
07:32You whores!
07:34They all quit.
07:36Darn it.
07:37It was a good idea.
07:37It was a good idea.
07:38I thought it was all right.
07:39I can see the downside of it now.
07:41Yeah.
07:43You can.
07:43Plus, hot oil on a boat is probably not the best idea.
07:46It's not, but I feel like-
07:47You're making chicken wings.
07:48You know, they probably-
07:49We can make it offshore and then they just-
07:51No, there'd be tragic burnings.
07:53Yeah, we don't have to do wings.
07:55That's what the-
07:56Well, hoot hoots.
07:57I'm just thinking the easiest thing we can make.
07:58Yeah, rotating menu.
07:59I don't know.
08:00Yeah, yeah.
08:00Whatever we got.
08:02Yeah.
08:02Hot dogs.
08:03Sometimes it's just popsicles are giving up.
08:06Pfft, popsicles.
08:07Popsicles?
08:08Get out of here.
08:09You're fired.
08:09I love a popsicle.
08:11You don't want bikini chicks eating popsicles?
08:13Yeah, but if you want lunch-
08:15You're fired again.
08:16Dave said the hot chicks can't-
08:19Hot chicks can't eat popsicles.
08:21I never said they can't eat them.
08:23That won't attract anybody.
08:24Get this Dave guy off this boat!
08:29Drop the popsicles!
08:30It's been a real tough day for me.
08:31It has.
08:32It has.
08:32I've taken many, many hits.
08:34Many, many hits.
08:34It happens.
08:35When you're down, they kick you when you're down.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:39It's tough because it just keeps coming back, you know?
08:41I know.
08:42Some people keep revisiting.
08:43Sorry.
08:44It just-
08:45Nope.
08:46Just made sense.
08:47We revisited a story from like 24 years ago when my balls fell out of my shorts.
08:52Well, that too.
08:5324 years.
08:55Yep.
08:56Well, when you say it that way.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Just saying, that's all the things that could possibly go wrong on Hoot Hoots.
09:04Chuck the Freak's Hoot Hoots.
09:06Incredible.
09:07What a dream.
09:07Well.
09:08For a minute.
09:10For a minute.
09:11For a minute.
09:11For a minute.