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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:06To be continued...
00:00:09Mollens, let me in, please!
00:00:11Carson?
00:00:12Drunk on a Monday night?
00:00:15God...
00:00:16Seriously, what do you want?
00:00:30What the hell?!
00:00:32Put that away!
00:00:33I don't want to see my best friends, you know...
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Carson!
00:00:38Baby!
00:00:39Where are you?
00:00:41Golly horse, golly horse.
00:00:42You...
00:00:42Don't...
00:00:44Okay, don't...
00:00:48Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:00:52You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:00:55Ex...
00:00:56Girlfriend and this is serious.
00:00:58We're going to strip you apart and then she freaking ambushed me.
00:01:01You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:01:07Open this door now!
00:01:08Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:01:18Are you...
00:01:19Harsh?
00:01:21You grinding on me?
00:01:22It's nothing.
00:01:24Grinding?!
00:01:26Who's grinding?!
00:01:31Yeah, let's go away, please.
00:01:33Open the door now!
00:01:35Or I swear to God I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:01:44Hi Lily.
00:01:45My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:01:50I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:01:52Uh...
00:01:53He's...
00:01:54He...
00:01:54He's oral...
00:01:56Over...
00:01:57Over at his house.
00:01:58Are you having a stroke?
00:02:00Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:02:02Could it be that...
00:02:03Uh...
00:02:04I was talking to him on...
00:02:06On FaceTime.
00:02:06And it was on speakerphone.
00:02:08That's probably why you...
00:02:10You heard him.
00:02:10Uh...
00:02:11He...
00:02:11Was saying...
00:02:13How he can't...
00:02:14He can't wait to have...
00:02:15Have the se...
00:02:16Have sex...
00:02:17Have...
00:02:17Have sex with you!
00:02:20Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:02:24Hmm...
00:02:25I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:02:31You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:02:36Or under.
00:02:37I mean.
00:02:38Get out!
00:02:39Get out!
00:02:39Get out!
00:02:40Get out!
00:02:45Uh...
00:02:46You know I still don't know why you...
00:02:48Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:02:52You barely made it through that.
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58That's my...
00:02:58I put my...
00:02:59I put my belt on that!
00:03:01I...
00:03:02I...
00:03:03Put this on!
00:03:11Damn, I've gotten this.
00:03:12Damn.
00:03:13He looks hot in those.
00:03:16Well, it uh...
00:03:18It worked!
00:03:19Didn't it?
00:03:19You're welcome.
00:03:20Yes, you're amazing.
00:03:22Up top.
00:03:31Oh god, I...
00:03:32I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:03:36And it's yours!
00:03:38Ugh!
00:03:39Thoughts?
00:03:41Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pants.
00:03:44Carson!
00:03:45Did you...
00:03:45Did you really just...
00:03:47Say that?
00:03:48Ryan...
00:03:49Come on...
00:03:50Answer.
00:03:52Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:03:56It...
00:03:57It's...
00:03:58It's...
00:03:58Leave.
00:03:59And you need to...
00:04:03It's...
00:04:03Nice.
00:04:04And you need to leave.
00:04:05So you think it's nice?
00:04:08Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:04:11You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:04:13Shut up.
00:04:16So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:04:23Oh god.
00:04:29Oh god.
00:04:40May I?
00:04:57But...
00:05:01We...
00:05:02We...
00:05:03We can't...
00:05:04Why not?
00:05:04Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend
00:05:12And you're a big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way that you seriously
00:05:17want me
00:05:17I like you, Collins
00:05:20And I'm very serious about how much I like you
00:05:24Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if
00:05:28There was something more
00:05:31Only every day since I was seven
00:05:34I've even thought about him being my first
00:05:36But I never thought it could actually happen
00:05:40Maybe
00:05:56Holy shit, Collins
00:05:58I can't believe you've been hiding this from me
00:06:09I know
00:06:13I promise I'll take care of you
00:06:40Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:06:49Had to run to practice
00:06:51Come find me on the field later tonight
00:06:59I've loved Carson as long as I can remember
00:07:03Does last night mean he feels the same?
00:07:06After the semester he leaves for the most elite training camp
00:07:10If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now
00:07:25So
00:07:27About last night
00:07:28Oh God
00:07:30Does he regret it?
00:07:32Yeah
00:07:33About
00:07:33Last night
00:07:34Look if
00:07:36If you think it was a mistake
00:07:38A mistake
00:07:40Collins, you can never be a mistake
00:07:41Well, you were
00:07:43You were really drunk
00:07:44And it's probably obvious that I've
00:07:46Liked you forever
00:07:47And I just
00:07:48I didn't know if you want to be more than
00:07:50I'll be more than friends
00:07:53What did you just say?
00:07:56I said I want to be more than friends
00:07:59I like you
00:08:00Collins
00:08:01For real
00:08:03I like you too, Cars
00:08:05I just
00:08:06What if this changes things between us?
00:08:10I don't want to lose my best friend
00:08:12No
00:08:13Look, we're still watching once
00:08:15As always
00:08:17Okay
00:08:18We can take a stop
00:08:36I've wanted him since forever
00:08:37And now he's finally mine
00:08:42So what?
00:08:43You're period three weeks late
00:08:45And you've been throwing up every day
00:08:46That doesn't mean jack squat
00:08:52Positive
00:08:57How am I supposed to tell my best friend
00:09:00That I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:09:03I don't know
00:09:04But you have to, right?
00:09:05He's leaving soon
00:09:20Dude
00:09:21It's so obvious that you're whipped for Ryan
00:09:23Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man
00:09:27You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock
00:09:33Give me that
00:09:36I know I have to leave sooner than I thought
00:09:37But at my going away party, I'm gonna finally ask her
00:09:41She needs to know how bad I want this
00:09:52Watch it, Aggo
00:09:53You can't even walk straight
00:09:59No
00:10:01Ow
00:10:02Ow
00:10:07Oh my god
00:10:08Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
00:10:11Oh, but who's gonna guard the bridge?
00:10:14Pregnant?
00:10:15Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:10:17Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:10:21Give that back!
00:10:22I will
00:10:23When you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:10:25I can't tell her the baby's Carson's
00:10:28Her ex
00:10:29She would kill me
00:10:34Oh my god
00:10:35You don't even remember?
00:10:37You're such a slut
00:10:38Ew
00:10:39I'm gonna call you
00:10:41Ghana Ryan
00:10:43Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish
00:10:46That's one test you'll actually pass
00:10:51For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch
00:10:54But probably has the body count of a stripper
00:10:56You've got some nerve
00:10:58Expose her, Lily
00:10:59Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale
00:11:09Not much
00:11:10Oh, but don't worry
00:11:12Maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:11:15Ew
00:11:15So trashy
00:11:18Oh, are you crying?
00:11:20Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:11:23Well, newsflash
00:11:25He's moving across the country to be an NFL star
00:11:28What?
00:11:28No
00:11:29No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff
00:11:32Oh
00:11:33You don't know
00:11:34He's training with the NFL champions
00:11:36He's gonna be gone the whole fall semester
00:11:39And the whole summer
00:11:41I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:11:43She just sucks up all the air
00:11:45Daddy
00:11:46Oh, summer
00:11:47Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:11:52Not like you'd even stand a chance
00:11:55Yeah
00:11:55Have you seen NFL wags?
00:11:57Perfect tits, perfect tens
00:11:58You're already bloating
00:12:00Oh my god
00:12:01Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:12:06Just drop out, Ryan
00:12:10That was so good
00:12:11Carson
00:12:13You're going off to practice with NFL players
00:12:15And here I am
00:12:23Lovely's right
00:12:23If I distract Carson with this baby
00:12:25I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:12:30I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:12:37Your father can never find out about you
00:12:42He needs to leave and never come back
00:12:46Come on
00:12:47Let's go
00:12:51To Carson
00:12:54The youngest player in history to train with an NFL team
00:12:59Yeah
00:12:59Literally
00:13:00Your career is like set, man
00:13:02How does it feel?
00:13:04Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed
00:13:07Alright, alright, alright, alright
00:13:10Of course
00:13:11I wouldn't be here without my team
00:13:15But I also owe this win
00:13:16To my best friend
00:13:20Ryan Collins
00:13:21You stood by my side since we were kids
00:13:24For every win
00:13:26Every loss
00:13:29Every stupid dream I've ever had
00:13:33Carson
00:13:36Carson
00:13:36Hey
00:13:38What happened?
00:13:39Talk to me
00:13:40Sleep
00:13:43I freaking had one job
00:13:46To throw the ball
00:13:47And I blew it
00:13:50Everybody was counting on me and I blew it
00:13:53I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:13:56No, hey, breathe
00:13:57Carson
00:13:58Breathe
00:13:59Okay
00:14:00You're the youngest captain in our school's history
00:14:04You are perfect
00:14:0799% of the time
00:14:09On
00:14:11And
00:14:11Off
00:14:12Field
00:14:18You're not embarrassed
00:14:21Everybody's gonna ignore me
00:14:22I blew the homecoming game
00:14:23You're my best friend, stupid
00:14:25I mean, yeah, sure
00:14:27You're gonna make it to the NFL one day
00:14:29But I'd still be best friends with you
00:14:32Even if you were the water boy
00:14:42That night
00:14:44You said we were best friends
00:14:47But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that
00:14:50There's no doubt
00:14:53No question in my mind
00:14:55Well
00:14:57Except for one
00:14:59Oh
00:14:59When you marry me, Ryan Collins
00:15:09Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms
00:15:12Dragging them down
00:15:13I'm so sorry, Carson
00:15:16You're my best friend
00:15:18That's why I'm doing this
00:15:30Ryan, what the hell
00:15:33I thought you liked me
00:15:35I thought you wanted this
00:15:36You thought wrong
00:15:37I could never be with a loser like you
00:15:39That's bullshit
00:15:41I've known you since we were seven
00:15:43I know when you're lying
00:15:45You don't know me
00:15:46I want to be with a real star
00:15:48That's, that's Jonah
00:15:51You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is
00:15:57I can see that
00:15:58You know, I thought you cared about me
00:16:01I guess I had your back row
00:16:04Wow
00:16:07I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins
00:16:10Nah
00:16:11Where were we?
00:16:13Whoa!
00:16:15Whoa, what the fuck?
00:16:17Wait a minute
00:16:17Are the rumors true?
00:16:19Are you actually pregnant?
00:16:23You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:16:25You trashy, psycho bitch
00:16:28Carson's dodged a bomb
00:16:35That day, my final act of love for my best friend
00:16:39Was convincing him I hated him
00:16:43So he'd never come looking for me again
00:16:45But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
00:17:16Carson, Carson
00:17:19You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years
00:17:23And now every college in the nation wants you on their team
00:17:25Where are you going?
00:17:27Georgia?
00:17:28Oregon?
00:17:29Boise?
00:17:29Texas?
00:17:31Ryan?
00:17:33Ryan, you need to come look at this
00:17:34Please hold
00:17:36Okay
00:17:38Oh, you need a diaper
00:17:48Hey
00:17:49I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms
00:17:52But isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
00:17:54For all?
00:17:55She'll know
00:17:55I found her dad at a random sperm bank
00:17:58Got it?
00:18:00Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:18:02You haven't slept in like four months
00:18:03I can't give Charlie the life she deserves
00:18:05Working a minimum wage job
00:18:07I need to get my pre-med degree
00:18:09And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
00:18:11Carson?
00:18:13No, no way
00:18:15It's my guts
00:18:16He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season
00:18:21There's no way that he'd come back to
00:18:24Lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff
00:18:27Actually, I'll be going back to my roots
00:18:30I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff
00:18:33If I didn't put that away, your baby is fine
00:18:42But you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
00:18:45Oh, shut up!
00:18:48You're gonna be drinking alone regardless
00:18:51Babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:18:54Come on, you're still a milk
00:18:55And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born
00:18:57So you have to have fun with me
00:18:58Where else?
00:19:00Okay, fine
00:19:00I'll stay
00:19:02You only need to watch over your drunk ass
00:19:04Tequila
00:19:05Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:19:10Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:19:14She might shed a few pounds
00:19:15I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily
00:19:17Oh, like you do?
00:19:19Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing
00:19:21He dodged a bullet
00:19:23You're really pudgy
00:19:24You look like my mom before she started her diet
00:19:27Leave her alone
00:19:28You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today
00:19:31I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year
00:19:36In fact
00:19:39I think he's here now
00:19:40Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama
00:19:44Who's here?
00:20:09Hey!
00:20:12Oh my god, Freddy Krueger
00:20:15I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts
00:20:17But this is so much grosser
00:20:20Let go of my skirt
00:20:21Or what?
00:20:23Hey everyone
00:20:24Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party train?
00:20:31Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:20:40Oh my god, she's actually leaking milk!
00:20:45Gross!
00:20:46Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow drink again?
00:20:49Milk that cow!
00:20:51Milk that cow!
00:20:53Milk that cow!
00:20:55Milk that cow!
00:20:56Milk that cow!
00:20:57Milk that cow!
00:21:04Oh my god, Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this
00:21:09Collins?
00:21:18Is that what I think it is?
00:21:37Collins, let me in!
00:21:38please. Carson? Drunk on a Monday night? God, seriously, what do you want?
00:21:57What? What the hell? Put that away. I don't want to see my best friends, you know. What?
00:22:04Carson, baby, where are you? Golly horse, golly horse.
00:22:10No, okay. Don't.
00:22:15Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:22:20You know, that's actually for, like, life or death situations.
00:22:23Ex-girlfriend, and this is serious. We're going to strip your apartment and she freaking ambushed me.
00:22:28You know how I get when we don't fuck.
00:22:34Open this door now. Do not keep your girlfriend waiting.
00:22:44Are you harsh?
00:22:49You grinding on me is nothing.
00:22:51Grinding? Who's grinding?
00:22:58Can you get us? Go away, please.
00:23:00Open the door now. I swear to God, I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up.
00:23:11Hi, Lily.
00:23:13My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:23:17I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:23:20Uh, he's, he, he's oral, oh, oh, over, over at his house.
00:23:26Are you having a stroke?
00:23:27Why so nervous, Kongs? Could it be that...
00:23:31Uh, I was talking to him on, on FaceTime, and it was on speakerphone, that's probably why you, you heard
00:23:38him.
00:23:38Uh, he was saying how he can't, he can't wait to have, have this, have sex, have, um, have sex
00:23:46with you.
00:23:47Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:23:51Hmm.
00:23:52I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:23:59You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of allowing on.
00:24:03Or under, I mean.
00:24:05Get out, get out, get out!
00:24:10Ugh.
00:24:13You know, I still don't know why you...
00:24:15Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:24:19You just, you barely made it through that.
00:24:25Hey!
00:24:25That's my, I put my, I put my mouth on that!
00:24:29I, I, I, put this on!
00:24:38Damn, I've gotten this.
00:24:40Damn, he looks hot in those.
00:24:44Well, it, uh, it worked, didn't it?
00:24:47You're welcome.
00:24:48Yes, you're amazing.
00:24:50Up top.
00:24:58Oh, God, I, I can't believe I just saw my first penis.
00:25:04And it's yours.
00:25:07Thoughts?
00:25:08Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pants.
00:25:11Carson, did you, did you really just say that?
00:25:15Ryan, come on, answer.
00:25:20Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:25:23It, it's, it's leave.
00:25:27You need to nice.
00:25:30It's nice, and you need to leave.
00:25:33So you think it's nice.
00:25:36Ryan Collins, that is bold.
00:25:38You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:25:41Shut up.
00:25:44So, just to be clear, you want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:25:51Stop.
00:25:54Oh, God.
00:25:55Oh, God.
00:26:08Man.
00:26:27of course we we can't why not because you're you're a little drunk and you're hiding from
00:26:37your evil psycho baby ex-girlfriend and you're a big football star and i'm just your dorky best
00:26:43friend and there's no way that you seriously want me i like you cons i'm very serious about
00:26:50how much i like you haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if
00:26:56there's something more only every day since i was seven i've even thought about him being my first
00:27:04but i never thought it could actually happen maybe
00:27:23holy shit i can't believe you've been hiding this from me
00:27:36i know
00:27:40i promise i'll take care of you
00:28:08did i really just lose my virginity to my
00:28:11best friend
00:28:17had to run to practice come find me on the field later tonight
00:28:26i've loved carson as long as i can remember
00:28:31does last night mean he feels the same after the semester he leaves for the most elite training
00:28:37camp if you want something more he's probably gonna ask now
00:28:54so about last night oh god does he regret it uh yeah about last night look if if you think
00:29:04it was a mistake
00:29:05mistake
00:29:07oh you can never be on the street well you were you were really drunk and it's probably obvious that
00:29:13i've
00:29:14liked you forever and i just i didn't know if you want to be more than
00:29:21what did you just say
00:29:23i said i want to be more than friends
00:29:26i like you
00:29:30i like you too cars
00:29:32i just
00:29:34what if this changes things between us
00:29:37i don't want to lose my best friend
00:29:39well
00:29:41well look we've still got a few months since hollies
00:29:44okay
00:29:46we can take a stop
00:30:03i've wanted him since forever
00:30:05and now he's finally mine.
00:30:10So what?
00:30:11Your period's three weeks late
00:30:12and you've been throwing up every day.
00:30:14That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:30:20Positive.
00:30:25How am I supposed to tell my best friend
00:30:27that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:30:30I don't know.
00:30:31But you have to, right?
00:30:33He's leaving soon.
00:30:48Dude, it's so obvious that you're webbed for Ryan.
00:30:51Since the moment we were kids on a playground, man.
00:30:55You know, I guess I just never really thought
00:30:57that you'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:03I know I have to leave sooner than I thought,
00:31:05but at my going away party,
00:31:07I'm going to finally ask her.
00:31:09She needs to know how bad I want this.
00:31:19Watch it, Ugggo.
00:31:21You can't even walk straight.
00:31:27No.
00:31:29Ow!
00:31:34Oh my god.
00:31:36Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
00:31:40Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:31:42Pregnant?
00:31:43Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:31:45Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:31:49Give that back!
00:31:50I will!
00:31:51When you tell me who your baby daddy is...
00:31:53I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
00:31:56Her ex?
00:31:57She would kill me.
00:32:01Oh my god.
00:32:03You don't even remember?
00:32:04You're such a slut.
00:32:06Ew.
00:32:07I'm going to call you Ghana Ryan.
00:32:11Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
00:32:14That's one test you'll actually pass.
00:32:19For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch,
00:32:22but probably has the body count of a stripper,
00:32:24you've got some nerve.
00:32:25Expose her, Lily.
00:32:27Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
00:32:36Not much.
00:32:38Oh, but don't worry.
00:32:40Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
00:32:43Ew.
00:32:43So trashy.
00:32:46Are you crying?
00:32:48Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:32:51Well, newsflash, he's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
00:32:56What?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff.
00:33:00Oh.
00:33:01You don't know.
00:33:02He's training with the NFL champions.
00:33:04He's going to be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
00:33:09I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
00:33:11She just sucks up all the air.
00:33:13Daddy.
00:33:14The whole summer?
00:33:15Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:33:21Not like you'd even stand a chance.
00:33:22Yeah.
00:33:23Have you seen NFL wags?
00:33:24Perfect tits, perfect tens.
00:33:27You're already bloating.
00:33:28Oh my God.
00:33:29Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
00:33:33Just drop out, Ryan.
00:33:39Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players, and here I am.
00:33:50Mel is right.
00:33:51If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being.
00:33:58I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
00:34:04Your father can never find out about you.
00:34:09He needs to leave and never come back.
00:34:14Come on!
00:34:16Let's go!
00:34:18To Carson!
00:34:22The youngest player in history to train with NFL teams.
00:34:27Really?
00:34:28Your career is like set, man.
00:34:30How does it feel?
00:34:31Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.
00:34:34All right.
00:34:35All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:34:38Of course, I wouldn't be here without my team.
00:34:42But I also owe this win to my best friend, Ryan Collins.
00:34:49You've stood by my side since we were kids.
00:34:52For every win, every loss, every stupid dream I've ever had.
00:35:01Carson.
00:35:03Carson.
00:35:04Carson.
00:35:05What happened?
00:35:07Talk to me.
00:35:09Sleep.
00:35:11I freaking had one job.
00:35:13To throw the ball.
00:35:15And I blew it.
00:35:18Everybody's counting on me, and I blew it.
00:35:21I blew it because I'm an idiot.
00:35:23I blew it.
00:35:23I blew it.
00:35:24Hey, breathe.
00:35:25Carson.
00:35:26Breathe.
00:35:27Okay?
00:35:28You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
00:35:31You are perfect 99% of the time.
00:35:38On and off.
00:35:40On and off.
00:35:40Yeah.
00:35:45You're not embarrassed?
00:35:48Everybody's gonna bore me.
00:35:49I blew the homecoming game.
00:35:51You're my best friend, stupid.
00:35:53I mean, yeah, sure, you're gonna make it to the NFL one day, but I'd still be best friends with
00:35:59you, even if you were the water boy.
00:36:10That night, you said we were best friends.
00:36:15But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that.
00:36:18There's no doubt, no question in my mind.
00:36:23Well, except for one.
00:36:26Oh, shit.
00:36:31Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:36:36Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
00:36:41I'm so sorry, Carson.
00:36:44You're my best friend.
00:36:46That's why I'm doing this.
00:36:49Oh!
00:36:58Ryan, what the hell?
00:37:00I thought you liked me.
00:37:02I thought you wanted this.
00:37:03You thought wrong.
00:37:05I could never be with a loser like you.
00:37:07That's bullshit.
00:37:09I've known you since we were seven.
00:37:11I know when you're lying.
00:37:12You don't know me.
00:37:14I want to be with a real star.
00:37:16That's, that's Jonah.
00:37:18You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
00:37:24I can see that.
00:37:26You know, I thought you cared about me.
00:37:29I guess I had your back room.
00:37:32Wow.
00:37:35I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
00:37:38Nah.
00:37:39Where were we?
00:37:41Whoa!
00:37:42Whoa!
00:37:43What the fuck?
00:37:44Wait a minute.
00:37:45Are the rumors true?
00:37:47Are you actually pregnant?
00:37:50Ugh.
00:37:50You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
00:37:53You trashy, psycho bitch.
00:37:56Carson's dodged a bomb.
00:38:02That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
00:38:10So he'd never come looking for me again.
00:38:14But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
00:38:44Carson!
00:38:45Carson!
00:38:46You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years.
00:38:51And now every college in the nation wants you on their team.
00:38:53Where are you going?
00:38:55Georgia?
00:38:55Oregon?
00:38:56Boise?
00:38:57Texas?
00:38:58Ryan?
00:39:00Ryan, you need to come look at this!
00:39:02Please hold.
00:39:03Okay.
00:39:06Ugh.
00:39:06You need a diaper.
00:39:16Hey!
00:39:17I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms, but isn't it good for Charlie to see
00:39:21your dad?
00:39:21For all?
00:39:22She'll know.
00:39:23I found her dad at a random sperm bank.
00:39:26Got it?
00:39:27Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
00:39:29You haven't slept in like four months.
00:39:31I can't give Charlie the life she deserves working a minimum wage job.
00:39:35I need to get my pre-med degree.
00:39:36And you're not afraid of seeing you-know-who?
00:39:39Carson?
00:39:41No.
00:39:42No way.
00:39:43It's my guts.
00:39:44He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season.
00:39:49There's no way that he'd come back to the lame-ass middle of nowhere in Northcourt.
00:39:54Actually, I'll be going back to my roots.
00:39:57I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff.
00:40:07I need to put that away.
00:40:08Your baby is fine.
00:40:10You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight.
00:40:13Oh, stop!
00:40:16You're going to be drinking alone regardless.
00:40:18If babies can't drink tequila, remember?
00:40:21Come on, you're still a milk.
00:40:22And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born, so you have to have fun with me.
00:40:26Where else?
00:40:27Okay, fine.
00:40:28I'll stay.
00:40:29We all need to watch over your drunk ass.
00:40:33Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
00:40:38Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
00:40:41She might shed a few pounds.
00:40:43I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily.
00:40:45Oh, like you do?
00:40:47Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing.
00:40:49He dodged a bullet.
00:40:50You're really pudgy.
00:40:52You looked like my mom before she started her diet.
00:40:55Leave her alone.
00:40:56You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today.
00:40:59I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year.
00:41:04In fact, I think he's here now.
00:41:08Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama.
00:41:12Who's here?
00:41:36Were you-
00:41:37Hey!
00:41:40Oh, my God!
00:41:41Freddy Krueger!
00:41:42I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts but this is so much grosser.
00:41:47Let go of my skirt!
00:41:49Or what?
00:41:50Hey everyone, who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trick?
00:41:58Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
00:42:08Oh my gosh, she's actually leaking milk!
00:42:12Gross!
00:42:13Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
00:42:17Milk that cow!
00:42:19Milk that cow!
00:42:20Milk that cow!
00:42:22Milk that cow!
00:42:24Milk that cow!
00:42:31Oh my god, Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
00:42:37Collins?
00:42:46Is that what I think it is?
00:43:04Collins, let me in!
00:43:06Please!
00:43:06Carson?
00:43:07Drunk on a Monday night?
00:43:10Oh god!
00:43:12Seriously, what do you want?
00:43:24What?
00:43:25What the hell?
00:43:27Put that away!
00:43:29I don't want to see my best friends, you know?
00:43:31What?
00:43:32Carson!
00:43:33Baby!
00:43:34Where are you?
00:43:36Tolly horse!
00:43:36Tolly horse!
00:43:38Okay!
00:43:39Don't!
00:43:40Don't!
00:43:43Why are you invoking the secret life or death code word on your girlfriend?
00:43:47You know, that's actually for like, life or death situations.
00:43:50Ex-girlfriend and this is serious.
00:43:53We're going to strip your apartment and she freaking ambushed on me.
00:43:55You know how I get when we don't fuck!
00:44:02Open this door now!
00:44:04Do not keep your girlfriend waiting!
00:44:13Are you... harsh?
00:44:16You grinding on me is nothing.
00:44:19Grinding?
00:44:20Who's grinding?
00:44:26Can you get us to go away, please?
00:44:28Open the door now!
00:44:30Or I swear to god I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up!
00:44:39Hi Lily.
00:44:41My boyfriend better not be in your cave, you nasty little troll.
00:44:45I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice in here.
00:44:47Uh, he's...
00:44:49He's oral...
00:44:51Over...
00:44:52Over at his house.
00:44:53Are you having a stroke?
00:44:54Why so nervous, Kongs?
00:44:57Could it be that...
00:44:58Uh...
00:44:59Uh...
00:44:59I was talking to him on...
00:45:01On FaceTime.
00:45:02And it was on speakerphone.
00:45:03That's probably...
00:45:04Why you...
00:45:05You heard him.
00:45:06Uh...
00:45:06He...
00:45:07Was saying...
00:45:08How he can't...
00:45:09He can't wait to have...
00:45:11Have this...
00:45:11Have sex...
00:45:12Have...
00:45:12Have...
00:45:13Have sex with you!
00:45:15Glad you know your place, bitch.
00:45:19Hmm...
00:45:19I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you.
00:45:27You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on.
00:45:31Or under.
00:45:32I mean.
00:45:33Get out!
00:45:34Get out!
00:45:35Get out!
00:45:41You know, I still don't know why you...
00:45:43Since when have I, your best friend of a million years, ever made you nervous?
00:45:47You barely made it through that.
00:45:52Hey!
00:45:53That's my...
00:45:54I put my...
00:45:54I put my doll on that!
00:45:56I...
00:45:57I...
00:45:58Put this on!
00:46:06Damn, I got this.
00:46:07Damn.
00:46:08He looks...
00:46:09Hot in those.
00:46:10Mmm.
00:46:12Well, it uh...
00:46:13It worked!
00:46:14Didn't it?
00:46:15You're welcome.
00:46:15Yes, you're amazing.
00:46:17Up top.
00:46:26Oh, God.
00:46:27I...
00:46:27I...
00:46:27I can't believe I just...
00:46:29I can't believe I just...
00:46:29I'm not...
00:46:29I'm not...
00:46:29I saw my first penis.
00:46:31And it's...
00:46:33Ugh!
00:46:34Thoughts?
00:46:36Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pain.
00:46:39Carson!
00:46:40Did you...
00:46:41Did you really just...
00:46:42Say that?
00:46:43Ryan...
00:46:44Come on.
00:46:45Answer.
00:46:47Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that either.
00:46:51It...
00:46:51It's...
00:46:53It's...
00:46:54It's...
00:46:54You need tonight.
00:46:58It's...
00:46:58Nice.
00:46:59And you need to leave.
00:47:01So you think it's nice?
00:47:03Ryan Collins!
00:47:04That is...
00:47:05Bold!
00:47:06You just admitted that my penis is nice.
00:47:08Shut up.
00:47:09Thank me.
00:47:12So...
00:47:12Just to be clear...
00:47:14You want me to leave even though you think that I had a very nice...
00:47:39Can I...?
00:47:53Okay.
00:47:56And...
00:47:56Are you back at the area?
00:47:58No.
00:47:58Oh no!
00:47:58I'm back.
00:47:58No.
00:47:58No.
00:47:58No.
00:47:58No.
00:47:58You can't.
00:47:59Why not?
00:48:00Because you're a little drunk and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby ex-girlfriend
00:48:07and you're a big football star and I'm just your dorky best friend and there's no way
00:48:11that you seriously want me.
00:48:13I like you, Goms.
00:48:16I'm very serious about how much I like you.
00:48:19Haven't you ever wondered what it would feel like if there was something more?
00:48:26Only every day since I was seven.
00:48:29I've even thought about him being my first.
00:48:32But I never thought it could actually happen.
00:48:35Maybe.
00:48:51Holy shit, Goms.
00:48:53I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
00:49:04I know.
00:49:08I promise I'll take care of you.
00:49:35Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
00:49:44How'd you run to practice?
00:49:46Come find me on the field later tonight?
00:49:54I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
00:49:58Does this last night mean he feels the same?
00:50:01After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
00:50:05If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
00:50:21So...
00:50:23About last night?
00:50:24Oh God.
00:50:25Does he regret it?
00:50:27Uh...
00:50:27Yeah.
00:50:28About...
00:50:29Last night.
00:50:30Look, if...
00:50:31If you think it was a mistake...
00:50:33A mistake?
00:50:35Goms, you can never be a mistake.
00:50:37Well, you were...
00:50:38You were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've...
00:50:41Liked you forever, and I just...
00:50:44I didn't know if you want to be more than...
00:50:49What did you just say?
00:50:51I said I want to be more than friends.
00:50:54I like you.
00:50:55Goms.
00:50:56For real.
00:50:58I like you too, Gars.
00:51:01I just...
00:51:01What if this changes things between us?
00:51:05I don't want to lose my best friend.
00:51:07I won't.
00:51:09Look, we've still got a few months since I leave.
00:51:12Okay?
00:51:13We can take a stop.
00:51:31I've wanted him since forever, and now he's finally mine.
00:51:38So what?
00:51:38Your period's three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day.
00:51:42That doesn't mean jack squat.
00:51:46I'm...
00:51:48Positive.
00:51:53How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
00:51:58I don't know.
00:51:59But you have to, right?
00:52:00He's leaving soon.
00:52:01I have to, maybe I'll take a stop.
00:52:02Nothing.
00:52:15I can't kill him.
00:52:15Dude.
00:52:16That's so obvious that you're a whip for riot.
00:52:19Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
00:52:22You know, I guess I just never really thought that you'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
00:52:28Yeah
00:52:31I know I have to leave sooner than I thought
00:52:32But am I going away party?
00:52:34I'm going to finally ask her
00:52:36She needs to know how bad I want this
00:52:47Watch it, Aggo
00:52:48You can't even walk straight
00:52:55No
00:53:02Oh my god
00:53:03Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant
00:53:07Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
00:53:10Pregnant?
00:53:10Someone actually put their dick in that?
00:53:12Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
00:53:17Give that back!
00:53:18I will
00:53:18When you tell me who your baby daddy is
00:53:20I can't tell her the baby's Carson's
00:53:23Her ex?
00:53:24She would kill me
00:53:29Oh my god
00:53:30You don't even remember?
00:53:32You're such a slut
00:53:33Ew
00:53:34I'm going to call you
00:53:36Ghana Ryan
00:53:39Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish
00:53:41That's one test you'll actually pass
00:53:46For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch
00:53:49But probably has the body count of a stripper
00:53:51You've got some nerve
00:53:53Expose her, Lily
00:53:54Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale
00:54:04Not much
00:54:05Oh, but don't worry
00:54:07Maybe this little guy can make you some cash
00:54:10Ew
00:54:10So trashy
00:54:13Are you crying?
00:54:15Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
00:54:19Well, newsflash
00:54:20He's moving across the country to be an NFL star
00:54:23What?
00:54:24No
00:54:25No, he's staying right here in North Cardiff
00:54:28Oh
00:54:28You don't know
00:54:30He's training with the NFL champions
00:54:32He's going to be gone the whole fall semester
00:54:34And the whole summer
00:54:36I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale
00:54:39She just sucks up all the air
00:54:40Daddy
00:54:41The whole summer?
00:54:43Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat team moms
00:54:47Dragging them down
00:54:48Not like you'd even stand a chance
00:54:50Yeah
00:54:50Have you seen NFL wags?
00:54:52Perfect tits, perfect tens
00:54:54You're already bloating
00:54:56Oh my god, imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now
00:55:01Just drop out, Ryan
00:55:04That was so good
00:55:06Carson
00:55:08You're going off to practice with NFL players
00:55:10And here I am
00:55:18Mother's bright
00:55:19If I distract Carson with this baby
00:55:21I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable of being
00:55:25I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for
00:55:32Your father can never find out about you
00:55:37He needs to leave and never come back
00:55:43Let's go
00:55:46To Carson
00:55:50The youngest player in history to train with NFL team
00:55:54Your career is like set, man
00:55:57How does it feel?
00:55:59Speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed, speed
00:56:02All right, all right, all right
00:56:05Of course
00:56:06I wouldn't be here without my team
00:56:10But I also owe this win
00:56:11To my best friend
00:56:15Ryan Collins
00:56:16You've stood by my side since we were kids
00:56:19For every win
00:56:21Every loss
00:56:24Every stupid dream I've ever had
00:56:28Carson
00:56:31Carson, hey
00:56:33What happened?
00:56:34Talk to me
00:56:35Sleep
00:56:39I freaking had one job
00:56:41To throw the ball
00:56:43And I blew it
00:56:46Everybody's counting on me and I blew it
00:56:48I blew it because I'm an idiot
00:56:51No, hey, breathe
00:56:53Carson, breathe
00:56:55Okay
00:56:56You're the youngest captain in our school's history
00:56:59You are perfect
00:57:01You are perfect
00:57:0299% of the time
00:57:04On
00:57:06And
00:57:06Off
00:57:07Field
00:57:13You're not embarrassed
00:57:16Everybody's going to ignore me
00:57:17I blew the homecoming game
00:57:18You're my best friend
00:57:20You're my best friend, stupid
00:57:20I mean, yeah, sure
00:57:22You're going to make it to the NFL one day
00:57:24But I'd still be best friends with you
00:57:27Even if you were the water boy
00:57:38That night
00:57:39You said we were best friends
00:57:42But Ryan, I want to be so much more than that
00:57:45There's no doubt
00:57:46No, no question in my mind
00:57:50Well
00:57:51Except for one
00:57:54Oh
00:57:54Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
00:58:04Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down
00:58:08I'm so sorry, Carson
00:58:11You're my best friend
00:58:13That's why I'm doing this
00:58:17Ryan, what the hell?
00:58:28I thought you liked me
00:58:30I thought you wanted this
00:58:31You thought wrong
00:58:32I could never be with a loser like you
00:58:34That's bullshit
00:58:36I have known you since we were seven
00:58:39I know when you're lying
00:58:40You don't know me
00:58:41I want to be with a real star
00:58:44That's, that's Jonah
00:58:46You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is
00:58:52I can see that
00:58:53You know, I thought you cared about me
00:58:56I guess I had your back room
00:58:59Wow
00:59:02I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins
00:59:05Nah
00:59:06Where were we?
00:59:08Whoa
00:59:09Whoa, what the fuck?
00:59:12Wait a minute
00:59:12Are the rumors true?
00:59:14Are you actually pregnant?
00:59:17Ugh
00:59:18You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me
00:59:20You trashy, psycho bitch
00:59:23Carson's dodged a bomb
00:59:30That day
00:59:31That day
00:59:31My final act of love
00:59:33For my best friend
00:59:34Was convincing him
00:59:36I hated him
00:59:38So he'd never come looking for me again
00:59:40But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be
01:00:12Carson, Carson
01:00:14You led your team
01:00:15You led your team to their first NCAA championship in 50 years
01:00:18And now every college in the nation wants you on their team
01:00:20Where are you going?
01:00:22Georgia?
01:00:23Oregon?
01:00:24Boise?
01:00:24Texas?
01:00:26Ryan?
01:00:28Ryan?
01:00:28Ryan, you need to come look at this
01:00:29Please hold
01:00:31Okay
01:00:33Ugh, you need a diaper
01:00:43Hey
01:00:44I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms
01:00:47But isn't it good for Charlie to see your dad?
01:00:49For all?
01:00:50She'll know
01:00:50I found her dad at a random sperm bank
01:00:53Got it?
01:00:55Are you sure you're ready for school on Monday?
01:00:57You haven't slept in like four months
01:00:58I can't give Charlie the life she deserves
01:01:00Working a minimum wage job
01:01:02I need to get my pre-med degree
01:01:04And you're not afraid of seeing you know who?
01:01:07Carson?
01:01:09No, no way
01:01:10It's my guts
01:01:12He's gotten an offer from every single Big Ten school for his senior season
01:01:16There's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere North Cardiff
01:01:22Actually, I'll be going back to my roots
01:01:25I'll be spending my senior season at the University of North Cardiff
01:01:35If I didn't put that away, your baby is fine
01:01:37You won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
01:01:40Oh, shut up!
01:01:43You're going to be drinking alone regardless
01:01:45If babies can't drink tequila, remember?
01:01:49Come on, you're still a milk
01:01:50And you haven't gone out since Charlie was born
01:01:52So you have to have fun with me
01:01:53Gross
01:01:55Okay, fine
01:01:56I'll stay
01:01:57We all need to watch over your drunk ass
01:02:00Isn't there supposed to be a weight limit at frat parties?
01:02:05Why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat?
01:02:09She might shed a few pounds
01:02:10I see you still don't have any hobbies, Lily
01:02:12Oh, like you do?
01:02:14Still no dad in the picture, I'm guessing
01:02:16He dodged a bullet
01:02:18You're really pudgy
01:02:20You look like my mom before she started her diet
01:02:22Leave her alone
01:02:24You know, I heard the most interesting rumor today
01:02:26I heard that someone very important is transferring back for his senior year
01:02:31In fact
01:02:34I think he's here now
01:02:35Hope you don't embarrass yourself, mama
01:02:39Who's here?
01:03:07Oh my god, Freddy Krueger
01:03:10I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts
01:03:13But this is so much grosser
01:03:15Let go of my skirt
01:03:16Or what?
01:03:18Hey everyone
01:03:19Who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party trick?
01:03:26Who wants to see a human cow get milked?
01:03:32Oh
01:03:33Oh
01:03:35Oh my god
01:03:37She's actually leaking milk
01:03:39Milk
01:03:40Gross
01:03:41Who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again?
01:03:45Milk bad cow
01:03:46Milk bad cow
01:03:48Milk bad cow
01:03:50Milk bad cow
01:03:50Milk bad cow
01:03:51Milk bad cow
01:03:51Milk bad cow
01:03:53Milk bad cow
01:03:55Milk bad cow
01:03:56Uhhh
01:04:04Milk great cow
01:04:05Milk bad cow
01:04:05Milk bad cow
01:04:05Milk bad cow
01:04:13Rude
01:04:14Milk bad cowkehr
01:04:22split cow
01:04:23You
01:04:32Ponds, let me in please. Carson drunk on a Monday night
01:04:38God
01:04:39Seriously, how do you want?
01:04:53Wait, what the hell?
01:04:55Put that away. I don't want to see my best friends, you know, what?
01:05:00Carson, baby, where are you?
01:05:03Tolly horse, tolly horse.
01:05:05Okay, don't
01:05:10Why are you invoking the secret life-or-death code word on your girlfriend, you know, that's actually for like
01:05:16life-or-death situations
01:05:18Ex-girlfriend and this is serious. We're going to strip your apartment and she freaking ambushed me
01:05:23You know how I get when we don't fuck
01:05:30Open this door now. Do not keep your girlfriend waiting
01:05:39Are you
01:05:43You grinding on me is nothing
01:05:45Oh
01:05:47Grinding? Who's grinding?
01:05:53Yeah, let's go away, please
01:05:55Open the door now. I swear to God. I will wake everyone in this entire fucking building up
01:06:06Hi, Lily
01:06:08My boyfriend better not be in your cave you nasty little troll. I could have sworn I heard Carson's voice
01:06:14in here
01:06:15Uh, he's
01:06:17He's oral
01:06:19Over at his house
01:06:20Are you having a stroke?
01:06:23Why so nervous, Kongs?
01:06:24Could it be that...
01:06:26I was talking to him on FaceTime
01:06:29And it was on speakerphone
01:06:30That's probably why you heard him
01:06:33He was saying
01:06:35How he can't he can't wait to have
01:06:38Have this have sex
01:06:39Have sex
01:06:40Have sex with you
01:06:42Glad you know your place, bitch
01:06:47I just hope you know that he's doing charity work by being friends with you
01:06:54You might just be the worst liar I've ever had the privilege of relying on
01:06:58Or under, I mean
01:07:01Get out, get out, get out
01:07:08You know I still don't know why you...
01:07:10Since when have I your best friend of a million years ever made you nervous?
01:07:15You barely made it through that
01:07:20Hey! That's my... I put my... I put my doll on that!
01:07:24I... I... Tim... put this on!
01:07:33I!
01:07:34Damn, how I gotten this?
01:07:35Damn... He looks hot in those
01:07:39Well... uh... It worked! Didn't it?
01:07:42You're welcome
01:07:43Yes, you're amazing
01:07:44Up top?
01:07:53Oh, God, I can't believe I just saw my first penis, and it's yours.
01:08:02Thoughts?
01:08:03Because personally, I enjoyed what I saw down in your pen.
01:08:07Carson, did you really just say that?
01:08:10Ryan, come on, answer.
01:08:15Or you can just tell me to leave, but you're not exactly doing that, either.
01:08:19It's...
01:08:21It's leave, and you need to leave.
01:08:25It's nice, and you need to leave.
01:08:28So you think it's nice?
01:08:31Ryan Collins, that is bold.
01:08:34You just admitted that my penis is nice.
01:08:36Shut up.
01:08:37Make me...
01:08:39So, just to be clear, you want me to leave, even though you think that I had a very nice...
01:08:48Oh, God.
01:09:03May I?
01:09:23Of course, we...
01:09:24We can't.
01:09:27Why not?
01:09:28Because you're a little drunk, and you're hiding from your evil, psycho baby, ex-girlfriend,
01:09:35and you're a big football star, and I'm just your twerky best friend, and there's no way
01:09:39that you seriously want me.
01:09:40I like you, Collins.
01:09:44I'm very serious about how much I like you.
01:09:47Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if...
01:09:51there was something more?
01:09:53Only every day since I was seven.
01:09:57I've even thought about him being my first.
01:10:00But I never thought it could actually happen.
01:10:03Maybe.
01:10:20I can't believe you've been hiding this from me.
01:10:31I know.
01:10:35I promise I'll take care of you.
01:10:38I told you that I'm not that tight.
01:10:43Don't wanna waste on the ride.
01:10:47Make up one more chance.
01:10:50Yeah.
01:10:51Oh, you got carried away.
01:10:52Ooh, you made me to say.
01:10:54You've been messing with greatness.
01:10:56Space is playing your place.
01:10:58Hmm.
01:11:00Hmm.
01:11:03Did I really just lose my virginity to my best friend?
01:11:12How'd you run to practice?
01:11:14Come find me on the field later tonight?
01:11:21I've loved Carson as long as I can remember.
01:11:26Does this last night mean he feels the same?
01:11:29After the semester, he leaves for the most elite training camp.
01:11:33If he wants something more, he's probably gonna ask now.
01:11:49So, about last night?
01:11:51Oh, God.
01:11:53Does he regret it?
01:11:55Uh, yeah.
01:11:56About last night.
01:11:57Look, if you think it was a mistake, I...
01:12:01A mistake?
01:12:03Oh, Hans, you can never be an expert.
01:12:05Well, you were...
01:12:06You were really drunk, and it's probably obvious that I've liked you forever, and I just...
01:12:11I didn't know if you wanted to be more than...
01:12:16What did you just say?
01:12:18I said I want to be more than friends.
01:12:21I like you.
01:12:23Carlos.
01:12:24For real.
01:12:26I like you, too, Carlos.
01:12:28I just...
01:12:29What if this changes things between us?
01:12:33I don't want to lose my best friend.
01:12:35Well.
01:12:36Look, we've still got a few months, as always.
01:12:40Okay?
01:12:41We can take a stop.
01:12:47No.
01:12:58I've wanted him since forever, and now he's finally mine.
01:13:05So what?
01:13:06Your period's three weeks late, and you've been throwing up every day.
01:13:09That doesn't mean jack squat.
01:13:15Positive.
01:13:20How am I supposed to tell my best friend that I'm pregnant with his baby?
01:13:25I don't know.
01:13:27But you have to, right?
01:13:28He's leaving soon.
01:13:43Dude.
01:13:44It's so obvious that you're a whiff for Ryan.
01:13:46Since the moment that we were kids on a playground, man.
01:13:50You know, I guess I just never really thought that she'd feel the same way about a dumb jock.
01:13:55Yeah.
01:13:58I know I have to leave sooner than I thought, but am I going away party?
01:14:02I'm going to finally ask her.
01:14:04She needs to know how bad I want this.
01:14:15Watch it, Ago.
01:14:16Oh, you can't even walk straight.
01:14:28Oh, my God.
01:14:31Ryan the troll might actually be pregnant?
01:14:35Oh, but who's going to guard the bridge?
01:14:37You're pregnant.
01:14:38Someone actually put their dick in that?
01:14:40Did he have to wear a blindfold or a paper bag?
01:14:44Give that back.
01:14:45I will.
01:14:46When you tell me who your baby daddy is.
01:14:48I can't tell her the baby's Carson's.
01:14:51Her ex?
01:14:52She would kill me.
01:14:56Oh, my God.
01:14:58You don't even remember?
01:14:59You're such a slut.
01:15:01Ew.
01:15:02I'm going to call you Ghana-Ryan.
01:15:06Maybe you should get tested for STDs, Trish.
01:15:09That's one test you'll actually pass.
01:15:14For somebody who dresses like a fugly Amish bitch, but probably has the body count of a
01:15:19stripper, you've got some nerve.
01:15:21Expose her, Lily.
01:15:22Let's show everyone what Ryan's got for sale.
01:15:31Not much.
01:15:33Oh, but don't worry.
01:15:35Maybe this little guy can make you some cash.
01:15:38Ew.
01:15:38So trashy.
01:15:41Are you crying?
01:15:43Is it because your bestie Carson isn't here to save you?
01:15:46Well, newsflash.
01:15:47He's moving across the country to be an NFL star.
01:15:51What?
01:15:51No.
01:15:52No, no, he's staying right here in North Cardiff.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:56You don't know.
01:15:57He's training with the NFL champions.
01:15:59He's going to be gone the whole fall semester and the whole summer.
01:16:04I bet he's so excited to finally get away from this whale.
01:16:06She just sucks up all the air.
01:16:08Daddy.
01:16:09The whole summer?
01:16:11Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms dragging them down.
01:16:16Not like you'd even stand a chance.
01:16:17Yeah.
01:16:18Have you seen NFL wags?
01:16:19Perfect tits, perfect tens.
01:16:22You're already bloating.
01:16:23Oh my god.
01:16:24Imagine the flab and stretch marks nine months from now.
01:16:28Just drop out, Ryan.
01:16:34Carson, you're going off to practice with NFL players and here I am.
01:16:45Love is right.
01:16:47If I distract Carson with this baby, I'll stop him from becoming the all-star he's capable
01:16:52of being.
01:16:53I'll destroy everything he's ever worked for.
01:16:59Your father can never find out about you.
01:17:04He needs to leave and never come back.
01:17:08I'll stop him from now.
01:17:09Come on!
01:17:11Let's see.
01:17:12Go!
01:17:13To Carson!
01:17:15Woo!
01:17:17Woo!
01:17:18The youngest player in history to try with NFL team.
01:17:22Yeah.
01:17:22Yeah.
01:17:23All right, Lee.
01:17:23Your career is like set, man.
01:17:25How does it feel?
01:17:26Speed!
01:17:27Speed!
01:17:28Speed!
01:17:28Speed!
01:17:29Speed!
01:17:29All right.
01:17:30All right.
01:17:31All right.
01:17:31All right.
01:17:51All right.
01:17:52This is the greatest stupid dream I've ever had.
01:17:56Carson.
01:17:58Carson.
01:18:00What happened?
01:18:02Talk to me.
01:18:04Sleep.
01:18:06I freaking had one job.
01:18:09To throw the ball.
01:18:10And I blew it.
01:18:13Everybody's counting on me and I blew it.
01:18:16I blew it because I'm an idiot.
01:18:19No.
01:18:19Hey, breathe.
01:18:20Carson.
01:18:21Breathe.
01:18:22Okay?
01:18:23You're the youngest captain in our school's history.
01:18:27You are perfect.
01:18:2999% of the time.
01:18:32On and off the field.
01:18:41You're not embarrassed?
01:18:43Everybody's gonna bore me.
01:18:44I blew the homecoming game.
01:18:46You're my best friend, stupid.
01:18:48I mean, yeah, sure, you're gonna make it to the NFL one day.
01:18:52But I'd still be best friends with you.
01:18:55Even if you were the water boy.
01:19:05That night, you said we were best friends.
01:19:10But Ryan, I wanna be so much more than that.
01:19:13There's no doubt.
01:19:15No question in my mind.
01:19:18Well, except for one.
01:19:21Oh, shit.
01:19:26Will you marry me, Ryan Collins?
01:19:32Guys like him don't need deadweight, deadbeat teen moms driving them down.
01:19:36I'm so sorry, Carson.
01:19:39You're my best friend.
01:19:41That's why I'm doing this.
01:19:45Oh!
01:19:53Ryan, what the hell?
01:19:55I thought you liked me.
01:19:57I thought you wanted this.
01:19:59You thought wrong.
01:20:00I could never be with a loser like you.
01:20:02That's bullshit.
01:20:04I've known you since we were seven.
01:20:06I know when you're lying.
01:20:07You don't know me.
01:20:09I want to be with a real star.
01:20:11That's, that's Jonah.
01:20:13You'll never be half the man or athlete that he is.
01:20:19I can see that.
01:20:21You know, I thought you cared about me.
01:20:24I guess I had your backdrop.
01:20:27Wow.
01:20:29I didn't think you had that kind of spice in you, Collins.
01:20:33Nah.
01:20:34Where were we?
01:20:36Whoa!
01:20:37Whoa, what the fuck?
01:20:39Wait a minute.
01:20:41Are the rumors true?
01:20:42Are you actually pregnant?
01:20:45You're trying to fuck me and baby trap me.
01:20:48You trashy, psycho bitch.
01:20:51Carson's dodged a bomb.
01:20:57That day, my final act of love for my best friend was convincing him I hated him.
01:21:06So he'd never come looking for me again.
01:21:09But I was wrong about how stubborn Carson Blake could be.
01:21:18I was wrong about how you do it.
01:21:20I was wrong about how to fight better.
01:21:21I was wrong about how to fight better than I was.
01:21:30He's not a hero.
01:21:36It was a hero that myậy is.
01:21:37I was wrong about how to fight better than I was.
01:21:38And now he's not a hero.
01:21:39Carson!
01:21:40Carson!
01:21:42You led your team to their first NCAA tournament in the state of 2021.
01:21:44championship in 50 years and now every college in the nation wants you on their
01:21:48team where are you going Georgia Oregon Boise Texas Ryan Ryan you need to come
01:21:56look at this please hold okay oh you need a diaper
01:22:12hey I know you and Carson didn't leave on the best of terms but isn't it good for Charlie to
01:22:16see your dad for all she'll know I I found her dad at a random sperm bank got it are
01:22:22you sure
01:22:23you're ready for school on Monday you haven't slept in like four months I can't give Charlie
01:22:27the life she deserves working a minimum wage job I need to get my pre-med degree and you're not
01:22:32afraid of seeing you know who Carson no no way it's my guts he's gotten an offer from every single
01:22:42big
01:22:4210 school for his senior season there's no way that he'd come back to lame-ass middle of nowhere
01:22:48North Cardiff actually I'll be going back to my roots I'll be spending my senior season at the
01:22:54University of North Cardiff
01:22:55I didn't put that away your baby is fine you won't be if you make me drink alone tonight
01:23:11you're gonna be drinking alone regardless the babies can't drink tequila remember come on you're
01:23:17still a milk and you haven't gone out since since Charlie was born so you have to have fun with
01:23:21me
01:23:21where else okay fine I'll stay only to watch over your drunk ass isn't there supposed to be a weight
01:23:29limit at frat parties why don't you go home and breastfeed your little brat she might shed a few
01:23:37pounds I see you still don't have any hobbies Lily oh like you do still no dad in the picture
01:23:43I'm
01:23:43guessing he dodged a bullet really pudgy you look like my mom before she started her diet leave her
01:23:50alone you know I heard the most interesting rumor today I heard that someone very important is
01:23:57transferring back for his senior year in fact I think he's here now hope you don't embarrass yourself
01:24:05mama who's here
01:24:33hey oh my god Freddy Krueger
01:24:37I was going to make fun of your saggy ass breasts but this is so much grosser
01:24:42let go of my skirt or what hey everyone who wants to see Ryan's awesome new party
01:25:02Oh my god she's actually leaking milk gross who wants to see Ryan's nasty ass cow trick again
01:25:12milk bad cow milk bad cow milk bad cow milk bad cow milk bad cow milk bad cow milk bad
01:25:18cow
01:25:26Oh, my God.
01:25:28Carson, he can't find out I had his child like this.
01:25:32Collins?
01:25:41Is that what I think it is?
01:25:49Is that what I think it is?
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