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Listen, we know that it's the dead of winter and that if you went outside right now, all you'd smell is the scent of frozen air and slushy snow. But, humor us for a moment and spring forward a bit to warmer winds, sunny skies, and that indistinguishable scent of the new season. You can almost smell it, right?
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00:03When you first smell that, it smells a little bit like vagina.
00:07Au De Vagina. We shall call it Au De Vage.
00:15This is my kind of thing. There's like a woody undertone happening.
00:20It makes me feel like it's midnight and it's going out on like an adventure with a dark, mysterious group
00:26of superheroes.
00:27Moths growing on rocks in that oaky forest.
00:31It looks like a really elegant, gigantic Zippo lighter.
00:34That smells like an Olsen twin. Yeah, that's a Mary-Kate.
00:38It doesn't have much odor and I feel like a doctor just put stuff on me to get my shot.
00:43It smells like the perfume you make out of a kit that your parents got you for your 11th birthday
00:49and you brought to a sleepover.
00:50Holly, loved you in Bond, loved you in Boomerang, but maybe this is not the scent for me.
00:56She's such a babe.
00:58It has like a sort of woodsy limey thing that I tend to enjoy in fragrances. I would wear this.
01:04Smells like herbal essences kind of, but not in a bad way. I've got the urge.
01:09All my analogies are food. It's kind of like fresh peas.
01:13Fun fact, my first fragrance was philosophy's falling in love.
01:16Love swept. Philosophy. Follow your heart.
01:22I'm getting notes of cinnamon. It's like a working woman, but like that like goes out at night.
01:27Kind of smells like a cocktail maybe. Maybe a little sweaty, but in a kind of nice way.
01:31This is a combination of girly sugary sweet and like old man at the tobacco shop and they don't mix
01:39well for me.
01:40Smells like grandma's house. Kind of actually smells like grandma actually.
01:44Who would wear this? Probably my four year old maybe.
01:47Baby's first perfume. So a little more high end. What are you going to do?
01:51This is nice. I would wear this. This is really pretty and the bottle is pretty. It would look very
01:54nice.
01:55My four year old is sophisticated. I think this says more about her than it does about this perfume.
02:01Oh my god. It smells like fruit that's gone bad.
02:05This is like a sticky bun. Like someone like ate a lot of sugar and then peeped it up. And
02:11that's what this smells like to me.
02:12I could picture this one like one of the other ones smelling good on somebody.
02:15Weird. I love the concept of hair perfume, but I don't think I'd want my hair to smell like I
02:20just like rolled around in pancake serum.
02:23Why would someone put almond butter in their hair?
02:26Maybe you're like two days before needing dry shampoo and you just want like a little pick me up.
02:31Or you're like two days after dry shampoo and you're like grease nation and you need to cover up your
02:35scent.
02:36Yeah, not for me.

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