00:09I was hoping for a girl, because, first of all, our first girl is unbelievable.
00:14She's saying mama.
00:15She's like, yeah.
00:16You know what my wife doesn't realize, though?
00:18Is that she calls me mama, too.
00:19She actually has better taste in music than I think I do, because she only will fall asleep
00:25to really good music.
00:27Like, what does she fall asleep to?
00:28Drake.
00:28Drake, she's pretty chill so far.
00:30She smiles a lot.
00:32She's like, she's got a good temperament so far.
00:35We're knocking on wood, though, because you never know.
00:37The new dog, like, peed on the stairwell, and I'm, like, getting ready in the morning,
00:40and Mila's like, oh, Ricky peed on the stairwell.
00:43I'm like, Ricky, and I'm walking, and my daughter's right behind me, and all of a sudden, I just
00:47hear Ricky.
00:49And Link has some rocks that she loves and carries around, and she's throwing them in
00:53the baby bassinet to share.
00:56There was no injuries, but that got our attention.
00:59Syrian is not caring always.
01:01No.
01:01They say it is.
01:02No.
01:03But guess what?
01:03Sometimes it's almost murder.
01:05Sasha gave me instructions on Snapchat.
01:07I had read that Snapchat was becoming really popular among her age cohort, so she starts
01:13explaining stuff, and then you can make little faces on your picture, and this and that and
01:18the other.
01:18And I started talking to Michelle about the implications of social media and what all
01:22this means.
01:23Come to find out she was recording us the whole time, and then sent to her friends afterwards.
01:30This is my dad lecturing us on the meaning of social media.
01:37And she took a picture of herself, sort of looking bored.
01:40She came to me the other day, and she's like, you know, Papa, I want one of those things
01:45that Sasha and Tristan have.
01:47I'm like, what do you mean?
01:48She's like, you know, the things in between their legs that you have.
01:51I was like, oh, um, well, you see, you know, girls, um, and then my brain's like, how do
01:59we handle this, you know?
02:00It's like, girls have breasts.
02:01I don't want breasts.
02:02I was like, okay, um, she goes, I really want one.
02:06I'm like, a penis, and she's like, I want a penis, and I'm like, she's four, you know,
02:12I was like, you know what, you can be whatever you want to be.
02:16And she goes, thanks, Dad.
