00:09They're your kids that you love them and then you can't stand them sometimes that's just the truth.
00:14He's the only one who's not embarrassed of me. He's the only one that let me take his picture too.
00:18The rest are like mom stop. She can take a bounce off of something where you're like oh god oh
00:23god
00:23that's the one that's we're going to the doctor we're on our way to the emergency room and she
00:27just literally gets up like like something from Tron and like keeps going. The little one she might be a
00:33sociopath when she does bad stuff and she's like touch the stove and like don't don't don't do that
00:37and she just goes like oh sorry. I just cleaned my sheets and it's like cozy and the kids he
00:43threw up
00:45everywhere and he thought it was hilarious. She's actually choking the dog. Oh you guys don't know
00:51that. It looks sweet. It does look sweet. But she has Sid in a chokehold. If you've ever taken your
00:57kids to Disneyland or Disney World, it all like ends at some point in like mayhem. Yeah. That is a
01:05legitimate picture of my daughter just losing it on the floor. And anytime you FaceTime with your baby
01:10is an interesting experience because they grab the phone and they're just like what why are you in
01:14there mama? Then the phone was paused. It just said pause but I could hear her and I heard her
01:18say holy
01:18shit. What the hell? Shut up. Stupid. Like every curse word a baby could imagine. I was like where is
01:26this
01:27coming from? I was giving her a bath one night and I said okay bath time over and then she
01:31got
01:31real mad that I took her out of the bath. I was like yeah all right cool. I know you're
01:35tired wrapping
01:36up in a little cute towel but and she looked me square in the eyes and with two tiny little
01:41hands
01:42choked me. Full. And it's so funny because they're not strong enough to kill you. And they want to kill
01:50you so bad. Georgie is a force of nature. She'll rule the world or destroy it. I have two two
01:56-year-olds.
01:56I can give them back. Are you kidding me? I wish I can say going oh my god it's great.
02:02It's bananas.
02:04These are the moments that test you as a parent.
02:12They want to die.
02:12You
