00:00What has two thumbs and loves his wife so much, it hurts.
00:07Hey.
00:10Shower. Sleep. Now.
00:14You shower quick. You can work off that last five minutes a different way.
00:23He's a good man.
00:24No, he's not good. He's perfect.
00:28Yo, maybe I will.
00:28Okay, yeah.
00:29So you're making fun of me, but I will.
00:31No, I can't.
00:32Why don't you stop smiling?
00:33I can't.
00:33Stop smiling.
00:34I'm sorry. This early midlife crisis is so you, I can't stand it.
00:39You want something to smile about?
00:41No.
00:42Do you?
00:42Do you?
00:44Sex first. Right away.
00:47Loud, adult, no kids in the next room sex.
00:50Well, Beth, we've been together for 17 years.
00:53It's almost half our lives.
00:55I know your face, your hands.
00:59Your soul better than I know mine.
01:02You don't have to censor yourself, Evan.
01:05Not with me.
01:06No, it's your classroom.
01:09How long is your crack-attic biological daddy gonna be sleeping in our six-year-old daughter's bedroom?
01:15Damn.
01:16I know, right?
01:16You need to censor yourself, woman.
01:18It's just got real.
01:21How's she doing?
01:22Uh, I think she's saving it for the second half.
01:25How's it about her?
01:27Oh, yes!
01:28Four boys crying and counting.
01:30That's my little badass.
01:31Switch?
01:32Switch.
01:35We do make good kids.
01:37Yeah, we do.
01:38Yeah, we do.
01:40No, I call marriage tonight.
01:42I'm sorry, baby.
01:43I need my teammate.
01:45Beth.
01:45Marriage.
