00:03My lips are so soft.
00:05Do that again.
00:09Yeah, we need to talk to Ross, yeah.
00:11Hello, Dad.
00:13And there's Daddy.
00:15But if she wants to go out there kissing guys she barely knows, well then, so will I.
00:21Very funny. Ross is gay. Ha ha.
00:25I don't understand. I don't understand. How can you be straight?
00:28I mean, you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.
00:34Sheila, I don't even want to see the musical Oklahoma.
00:37Really? Oh, what a beautiful morning? Surrey with a fringe on top?
00:40Are you trying to tell me that we're moving to Oklahoma or that you're gay?
00:43If the homo sapiens were in fact homo sapiens, is that why they're extinct?
00:54Joey, homo sapiens are people.
00:57Hey, I'm not judging.
01:00I'm just visiting my good friend, Carol.
01:03Your good friend?
01:05Yeah.
01:06What's her last name?
01:10Carol. Lesbian?
01:13Nice.
01:14So how goes the dancing? Gay yet?
01:18No, no. We're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.
01:21Oh, okay. Sorry.
01:24Well, you seem pretty insulted by that.
01:28What, I'm not good enough for you?
01:31We're not gonna have this conversation again.
01:33Well, wait a minute. Why is she in the title?
01:36Because it's my baby, too.
01:38Really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.
01:41So, are you his mother or his father?
01:43Shut up.
01:46What? I've never seen one before.
01:49Yeah, there's Ross. Why don't you go talk to him?
01:50I didn't even have a chance to act as though I'm okay with it.
01:54Our guy smells incredible.
01:57Do you want our guy to be your guy?
02:00Yeah, he's good.
02:02If only he were a woman.
02:04Yeah.
02:08I'm sorry I didn't get. Susan is.
02:10Susan's Carol's Carol's Carol's friend.
02:11Life partner.
02:12Like buddies.
02:14Like lovers.
02:15You know how close women can get.
02:17I'm so comfortable.
02:20Me, too.
02:22In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.
02:25Alright.
02:28We're getting married.
02:29As in, I now pronounce you wife and wife married?
02:33Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
02:36Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
02:42Oh, I see what you mean. That's quite nice.
02:44More fuzzi.
02:45And beer.
02:46Well, I guess I should have known.
02:47Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
02:51Hang up. Hang up.
02:52And that was a great movie.
02:55What's, uh...
02:56What's my boy doing with the Barbie?
02:57I'm Gary.
02:58I'm Gary's partner.
03:00You know, when you say partner, it doesn't sound cop, but it sounds gay.
03:05It's like leaving behind a piece of your arm.
03:08Sandy, that's exactly what it is.
03:13Are you gay?
03:16Boss!
