00:00F. U. No. Hi, I'm Michael. And I'm Nell. Today we're just gonna stay in and craft
00:08Pinterest-ing. With wine. Okay. We're crafting these amazing really cool wood
00:15boxes that say just inspirational quotes like... You are my bucket list. It's the
00:22person that you want to have sex with before you die. Oh my god. You're just
00:26gonna mix the paint and just... Oh my, this is actually so fun. You just put two
00:30strokes down. What have you crafted that like did really well? I made a coffee
00:35table. What? This isn't fair. This isn't fair. No, no, no. No, this... I used to be a
00:41camp counselor and I used to craft friendship bracelets. So this is my thing
00:46about crafting. I'm scared, Michael.
00:52Wait, is mine bad? I mean... I think mine's... Yours is very thick. I would never tell you
00:58you had to thin out your... It doesn't mean better. Oh, you think it'll dry? Maybe it'll
01:02dry quicker. Oh, I'm like on a piña colada beach in Mexico. The next step is pick a
01:10phrase and slap it on the board. Okay, go. I'm starting and it's whoever finishes first
01:15wins. Bye. See you in hell. Sorry. It's literally not a competition. We're friends. Dude, this
01:27looks like a relaxing evening. Ah, f***. Oh my god. Oh my god. Remember how when I was the
01:35expert crafter? I'm better than you. It's weird. Okay, I'm very empty inside and here.
01:49I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I mean, I believe
01:52in like female empowerment, so... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I... I actually am having such a fun night
02:02with you. Yeah, same. We just did the second layer of paint. Woo! I just want to dance with somebody.
02:17Okay, so what do we do? Do we peel off the letters now?
02:19Gently.
02:20Okay, okay. I'm so scared.
02:22I'm scared.
02:24Oh, already sucks.
02:26Shit.
02:28No!
02:30Is it done? Let me say it.
02:33Listen, I made a little mistake, but I feel like crafting is all about just, like, making it your own.
02:38We're all one big mistake, the human race.
02:41Whoa.
02:41Honestly, this is very yo.
02:44And that is very you.
02:46I hate the patriarchy.
