00:01I know a lot of people tune in to the show on a nightly basis to get their news and
00:04information.
00:05You know, they count on me to be a straight shooter, okay, with a calm voice.
00:10I don't want to be alarmist, or we're all going to die.
00:16That's right. Trump was asked if he was for invading Iraq, and he replied,
00:20yeah, I guess so. Which, incidentally, is also Trump's go-to wedding vow.
00:26With the White House reeling from allegations of obstructing justice,
00:29President for now Trump said point blank that he never told FBI Director James Comey
00:35to end the Russia investigation. So this sets up a real dilemma.
00:38Who are you going to believe, the head of the FBI or the guy who's definitely lying?
00:44Do you understand how insane this is?
00:46People in the airport were pissed, and it's not because they're at the airport.
00:52Welcome to Trump's America.
00:55That's how bad the Donald is. No matter how bad the situation you're in,
00:59Donald Trump can always make it worse.
01:01According to the Washington Post, North Korea now has the ability
01:04to fit a miniature nuclear warhead on missiles that are capable of reaching North America.
01:10Well, don't just stand there. Tweet something!
01:15Who is tweeting at 3 a.m. sober?
01:20Donald Trump, because it's 10 a.m. in Russia. Those are business hours.
01:23Indeed, sir. You are Kennedy-esque. If we measure presidencies by number of dumbass nuclear standoffs.
01:30Oh, bravo!
01:32Trump handles government secrets like my aunts handled church gossip.
01:35I bet everything he leaks to Russia starts with, Russia girl, sit down.
01:40No one is better than Trump at claiming victories from overwhelming defeats.
01:45I could honestly see him at the end of his term saying,
01:48I always said I didn't have the ability, experience, or intelligence to be a successful president.
01:53I turned out to be right.
01:55Women just need to show up in Washington.
01:58Oh, like another march.
01:59No, we just need to go into Congress and talk about periods.
02:04The men will disappear like a boner when you smell grandma.
02:09And then us women can handle this ourselves.
02:13And don't worry, congressmen. Under our plan, we'll cover ass .
