00:04How are you?
00:06Wonderful, thank you.
00:07Sorry, I don't mean to step on your carpet.
00:09Oh, cool, thanks.
00:11I like the floor, I'm very down to earth.
00:13So am I.
00:14If you don't mind me asking, like, how did you first become homeless?
00:18I'm always constantly running away from abusive foster homes,
00:22and then I got, I stole one of their vans once,
00:25and got in a high-speed police chase,
00:27and then I crashed my vehicle and had to have back surgery.
00:31Cool, I'm gonna go get some sushi, but it was really nice meeting you.
00:36Maybe we can go out and eat some time together.
00:39Yeah, oh yeah.
00:40If you're interested on, you know, homeless people.
00:43Are you paying?
01:09If you don't mind me asking, like, how did you first become homeless?
01:14I love you.
01:14What do I want?
01:15Where is that?
01:15I love you.
01:31Oh, come on.
01:33Oh, come on.
01:34Oh, come on.
01:35Oh, come on.
01:37Oh, come on.
01:37Oh, oh, oh.
01:37Chopper, yo, let me play that part.
01:46I just reported Cole as a rapist on Facebook, so you're welcome.
01:52Whatever.
01:52I'm over that dude.
01:54Over it.
01:55Good.
01:55Honestly, because watching you get codependent with him was like really hard for me.
02:00Sorry.
02:02Fuck this noise!
02:06Let's take Ambien and go to the observatory.
02:09Dude, I gotta make an appearance at this party.
02:11No, it's like networking.
02:12There's ages.
02:13I need your boi-
02:14I need your body to highlight my personality.
02:18Excuse me.
02:19Excuse me.
02:21Excuse me.
02:23Oh, what's up?
02:25Killing it?
02:26Yeah.
02:26Alright, drinks are good.
02:27Drinks are flowing.
02:28Alright.
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh my god!
02:32Hey!
02:32Um, do you wanna do a cleanse with me?
02:34Do you wanna like cleanse with me?
02:35Oh my god.
02:36Oh my god, I got an Adderall hookup.
02:38We don't even have to spend money on food.
02:40I'm so happy right now.
02:40I'm so happy.
02:41I just got like really happy.
02:42Shut up.
02:43Listen.
02:44You have to always be this happy.
02:45There's no reason you're not this happy.
02:4724 fucking seven.
02:48Totally, totally, totally.
02:49I'm not even like that fucked up.
02:50No, I know.
02:51I feel so happy.
02:52On the floor.
03:04On the floor.
03:08Come on.
03:09Oh yeah!
03:10Getting crazy over here.
03:11Got your drinks.
03:12Oh thank you so much!
03:13Yeah, no problem.
03:14Champagne.
03:14They're both champagne.
03:16Thanks.
03:16You're having fun?
03:17This is my event.
03:18I do these all the time. It's like my office. I bring clients here all the time. Yeah, are you
03:23a pimp?
03:24Am I a pimp? No. Well, so I mean I'm a manager for digital content creators like yeah like social
03:30media
03:31Wait a minute. I make YouTube videos. This is like karma. Oh, that's great. No
03:36Well, I already have a makeup tutorial chick, but I'm sure there's no I do her name's Kristen
03:41I do like feminist shit like hardcore feminist shit like full Bush liberal
03:47This is a weird transition, but are you aware that you're giving off like a really sexual vibe right now?
03:52I mean, do you get that often?
03:55I'm hungry
03:56Okay, well, I've got like a lot of snacks back in my place if you want to go. Come on,
04:01let's go
04:02What snack?
04:04Cheese and some salami
04:05Some crackers, baby grapes. I don't know if I ate them all. So I was in rabbinical school crushing it
04:10like crushing it
04:11Right, but then I felt this divine force kind of pulling me towards new media management
04:13I don't know why but I just felt like I had to do it
04:15You know what I mean? Like I don't know why but I just felt like I had to do it.
04:17You know what I mean?
04:18That's really interesting. Oh, yeah, that's like super interesting. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know
04:23I have like a knack for it. You know what I'm saying? Like like the ability to find fresh talent
04:27and grooming polishing building boom
04:29That's what I do totally oh
04:33You're like really easy to talk to you know that
04:35Oh my god, how are you?
04:36I've never told you that. Hey, you're talking about work. It's super fucking boring
04:40Just come dance with me. Yeah
04:42Mmm. Hey
04:44Oh, yeah
04:46Yeah
04:47Yeah, yeah, yeah
04:49Let's dance
04:51What are you doing? Pull your pants up
04:53Yeah
04:53Yeah
04:54Please stop fucking filming
04:55Don't worry. I have so many great filters. It'd be so tasteful
04:59I don't care if you're fucking Fellini
05:00Wait, wait, wait, you know Fellini? You're like the perfect fucking woman. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah, you know?
05:08Well, guess what? You want a little prosciutto?
05:10Oh my god
05:11You want a little prosciutto? You want a little crepe?
05:13Please stop it
05:15Uh-oh
05:15Uh-oh
05:16Please stop
05:17Stop down your shirt
05:18You're gross
05:19Here, take a cracker
05:21Take a cracker
05:22Take a cracker
05:23Take a cracker
05:36Take a cracker
05:38Take a cracker
05:46Take a cracker
05:48Take a cracker
05:50Take a cracker
05:52Take a cracker
05:53Take a cracker
06:19Oh
06:20Holy shit, I know I told you
06:24What are you
06:25Jess
06:27I love how fucking honest you are
06:29Holy shit, you attack the real shit
06:31You fucking go there and you
06:32Jess, I have been waiting for you
06:36For so long
06:37Like, so fucking long
06:39Where have you been? First of all, your metrics
06:41They're shit. We gotta get you seen
06:43We gotta get corporate sponsorships, collabing with
06:45other influencers, you know
06:47It's all happening Jess
06:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
06:51A screening, a fucking screening, right? We'll do it here
06:53We'll do it here, I'll invite all my connects
06:55Get a bunch of sushi, right? Because people love sushi, right?
06:57I love sushi
06:59You know what I mean? We'll get all those lady brands
07:00Yogurt, tampons, all of that shit
07:02All of it
07:03Shut up
07:04Oh, I'm Jessie
07:05Buy some tampons
07:06I have chin hair
07:07Oh, oh, oh, oh
07:08Just say thank you
07:08Thank you
07:09There we go
07:18Mom, I'm sorry if it's Shabbat, but I brought beagles
07:23What the?
07:25Oh, hey
07:26Fuck?
07:27Honey, listen
07:29Cole's just gonna be staying here for a few days while he gets back on his feet
07:33Seriously, Cole, you haven't done enough? Really?
07:35It's not always about you, Jess
07:38No, it's about you being a fucktard
07:41Good boundaries, Cole
07:43Thank you, Jacqueline
07:44Listen, Jessie, I know this is a lot to process, so sit in the living room
07:49I've got Danish, you've got bagels, I guess, and we can just process
07:53Okay, you know what? I don't need this, okay? I have a manager now, so I'm like, I am like
08:01Do you need money? If you need money, just ask, honey
08:03No, I don't need your dirty menopausal money, okay? Forget it
08:06I'll sell my body in the street for pennies, okay?
08:10Alright, Meryl Streep, I'll see you later, good luck
08:12Cole, why don't you take Jessie's room, alright? It's a pigsty, but we'll get it all cleaned up
08:18Oh, come off
08:23Oh, come off
08:26Oh, come off
08:32Oh, come off
09:06Where are we going to go?
09:07Ta-ta-ta for now.
