00:00Hey, Robin, I'll give you 20 bucks if you can shoot it through this front door.
00:03Oh, you're nuttier than a Tim Hortons maple log.
00:08Timmy, hi!
00:09Your visa application has been denied.
00:12That, that...
00:12And you are being deported.
00:14Come on, it's not like I'm even an immigrant.
00:17I'm from Canada.
00:18I'm just trying to keep my head down and suppress my Canadian accent.
00:22I'm not about to...
00:25Aboot...
00:25Aboah.
00:26How much postage does it take to send a letter to Canada?
00:30Who's it going to?
00:31Canada.
00:32It says, Dear Canada.
00:33F*** you.
00:34He was just a friend and he's gay and he was from Canada and he just needed a green card.
00:40Country needs...
00:43I'm Canadian.
00:44I haven't done any real acting since I was in that high school football movie back in Ottawa.
00:48You're Canadian?
00:49At the risk of sounding incredibly rude, I would beg your pardon and ask you, in your opinion,
00:53what's so bad about being Canadian?
00:54Your milk comes in bags.
00:56Bags.
00:57I'm Canadian, remember?
00:58We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
01:00Oh, right.
01:00I forgot.
01:01You guys are weird.
01:02You pronounce the word out-out.
01:05You guys are the world's leader in handgun violence.
01:07Your healthcare system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided on almost every important
01:12issue.
01:14Your cops are called Mounties.
01:16Your sear police.
01:16Your police.
01:16Your police.
01:17Your police.
01:18You unfortunately scores it for you.
