00:00Sweltering out right now it's so hot and New York City in the summertime the
00:06sights the smells the sweats terrible but I am going to show you guys how to stay
00:12Kasia hey guys this is Awkwafina welcome to New York this is ballin on a budget
00:18August is when New Yorkers seek shelter from the swelter but during peak season
00:22even dirty Jersey prices skyrocket if you can't afford a vacation get creative
00:29and staycation a successful staycation starts with renting out your pad I don't
00:37have mints but I have mint gum advertise your pad online to make that sweet cash
00:42a good pic can take a 2 to a 10 you never know where your staycation might take you
00:48so pack for everything this is nothing compared to my emotional baggage when
00:54your staycation and keep it four stars and above
01:00hotel pools are for guests only and technically you're a guest anywhere you
01:04don't live so oh thank you the trick is to act like you belong charge a couple
01:12drinks to your room so nobody gets suspicious oh thank you what was your
01:16room number again hot five oh and I will be on my way thank you who needs a
01:33whack hotel like this when you know where the true aren't all really is really okay
01:39all right for the best staycation keep it in the family how you doing for
01:47I'm so surprised you're coming do you have a working washer and dryer
01:52of course okay you know I always do your laundry stupid okay bye grandma I wish I
02:01could live here the city's so bad I wish too hey grandma I hope you don't mind if I crash
02:06here for a while why I rented out my apartment to a stranger look I put up
02:11security cameras in my house so I can see if he's stealing anything
02:17oh my god he's in the shower yeah oh my goodness I only had enough budget for one
02:22camera so I put it right in the shower that's where a lot of the criminal
02:25activity goes on and that is how you staycation like a boss and there's also no
02:34place like home right grandma thank you yeah I know it's hot as balls in here
02:39oh sorry air conditioning is broken we have that in common
