- 5 days ago
Singer JoJo guesses online dating terms, dishes relationship advice, and tries her best pickup lines on Gabbie Hanna's matches
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00:00Girl, I don't know what to say. I really, really don't.
00:02I'm already failing, so there's nothing to lose,
00:04except for a little bit of dignity.
00:06Wanna help me replant my plants?
00:12Can I send that?
00:14Sent.
00:16Maybe he loves plants.
00:17He might love plants.
00:18He's a millennial.
00:23Hey, what's up, guys? I'm Gabbie Hanna.
00:25And as you might be able to tell, all my plants are dead.
00:29Adulting is hard, but I have some really good friends
00:31to help me weed through it all.
00:33And I'm here today with living, breathing icon, legend, JoJo is here today.
00:37Oh my god, thanks, girl.
00:38Very, very excited.
00:39So we're gonna talk about dating today.
00:42Do you date?
00:43A little bit, yeah.
00:44She dates, so she knows a little bit.
00:45I'm not great.
00:47I'm not Brady.
00:48But that's because you're playing the field.
00:50Ay.
00:51We're picky. We have standards.
00:53There's a whole glossary of terms that millennials have coined
00:56in this dating of the digital age.
00:58Do you think you know them?
01:00Some.
01:01Let's just see how many we know.
01:03First term, if you guys can guess, ghosting.
01:06What does it mean to ghost someone?
01:07Oh, we all know ghosting.
01:08Yeah.
01:09I mean, I ghost.
01:10And it's, I'm not proud of it.
01:11But it's just like, you do the slow fade,
01:13or you just do the, shoop, abrupt.
01:16Now you see me, now you don't.
01:18So what happened?
01:19I don't know.
01:20No resolve.
01:21In and out of soft ghosting.
01:23What the hell?
01:24That's a soft fade, right?
01:25That's like, that's the not abrupt.
01:27Is that right?
01:28I've never heard it.
01:29Me neither, actually.
01:30Soft ghosting is when someone stops responding to you,
01:32but they continue to like yourself.
01:35Oh, see, that's my stuff.
01:36When you do that?
01:37Yeah, yeah, I want it to be on your mind.
01:39I want you to think like, wait, what is she doing?
01:41Stashing.
01:43Stashing?
01:43What is that?
01:44That's not real.
01:45That has to be like, you have like, a stash of people.
01:47Stashing for a rainy day.
01:48Yeah, wait.
01:49Like, if this one isn't taking, you know,
01:51if I'm not hanging out with this one this weekend,
01:53I'll dip into my stash.
01:54Like a squirrel.
01:56Like a squirrel stashes their nuts.
01:57It's like, I'm going to bury you here and here and here,
01:59and then later on a rainy day, yeah.
02:02Y'all are close.
02:03It's refusing to introduce your romantic partner to friends
02:05or family because this person is temporary.
02:07I think that's fair.
02:09That's all my relationships, I feel like.
02:10Honestly.
02:11Bread crumbing.
02:12Oh, I know all about bread crumbing.
02:14Okay, I don't.
02:14Tell me.
02:14It's basically where they give you like this little trail
02:16of like, oh, no, I'm interested.
02:18I know I'm interested.
02:19And it keeps you sort of following.
02:21Oh, that's so upsetting.
02:22I've been bread crumbed and it makes me so angry.
02:25Yeah.
02:26It's honestly emotional abuse.
02:27Like, high key, it's manipulation.
02:28Yeah.
02:29You're insulting my intelligence.
02:30Yeah, but also I'll fall for it because my heart.
02:33Yeah.
02:34I want to be wanted.
02:36Want me.
02:37Yeah.
02:37Last one, zombie-ing.
02:39What?
02:40Zombie-ing?
02:41What is that?
02:42No, wait, let's guess.
02:43Okay.
02:44Zombie-ing means they're eating your brains.
02:48Yeah.
02:49What else is there?
02:51It means when a person who previously ghosted someone
02:54else sends a text.
02:55They're back from the dead.
02:57Oh my God, that's so funny.
03:00Oh my God, here I am to mess up your life.
03:02Um, hmm.
03:04That's hilarious.
03:05So we have a little bit of a twist, ladies.
03:08JoJo, you say you're not on dating apps.
03:10So Gabby is and she needs a little help.
03:15I can't believe it!
03:17This is going to go great.
03:18Oh my God!
03:19So you hold, you swipe, you can go through my messages
03:21and message somebody if you'd like.
03:23I mean, why not?
03:24Oh, I'm on a private jet?
03:27I find him to be real cute, actually.
03:29Okay, so how do I do that?
03:30Swipe right.
03:31Oh, damn it!
03:33You're making that go bad!
03:34Yes, but you only get three a day!
03:36Be careful!
03:37I'm sorry!
03:37I'm sorry!
03:39Okay, so you swipe right?
03:40Okay.
03:41Oh my God, okay.
03:43Hey, you've got a boyfriend!
03:45Okay.
03:46Hey.
03:47Hottie?
03:48Oh.
03:49Having a hot boy fall?
03:51No, I don't know.
03:52I dare you!
03:53Okay, he's never going to respond.
03:56I'm sorry.
03:57Oh, puppy!
03:57Oh, he's a puppy!
03:58Wait, he has an angel face a little.
03:59He does.
04:00He has a dimple.
04:01He's cute!
04:02He's giving me like a Conor McGregor vibe.
04:04But like not as...
04:05But not going to die in the ring.
04:07Exactly.
04:08Perfect!
04:08Because someone who gets hit in the head for a living,
04:10no, don't do it.
04:11That is true.
04:12Where are you at?
04:13I would want to die if that was it.
04:16Girl, I don't know what to say.
04:18I really, really don't.
04:19Like, I think I would fail in this environment.
04:22Well, listen.
04:22I'm already failing.
04:23He's clearly not responding,
04:24so there's nothing to lose
04:25except for a little bit of dignity.
04:27Yeah, want to help me replant my plants?
04:34Can I send that?
04:37Sent.
04:38Maybe he loves plants.
04:40He might love plants.
04:41He's a millennial.
04:42Dating now, ever, has always been difficult.
04:46But now with all these new grounds to navigate,
04:48it gets a little confusing.
04:49So if you're dating, why, first of all?
04:51But if you are, here are some tips.
04:53My tips are be a good person.
04:56Whoa.
04:57Okay, let's start there.
04:58A concept.
04:59A concept.
05:00Keep it as real as you can.
05:02Those are some solid ones.
05:03Thanks.
05:04I think that's a good ground rule.
05:05What do you have to add?
05:06Don't lock it down too fast.
05:09You need to take your time to know...
05:14Get to know them before you commit.
05:16Yeah, what do you want?
05:17Are you changing something about yourself
05:19because you think it'll make them happy?
05:20Yeah.
05:21I think that takes time.
05:22Okay, so all my plants are dead,
05:23and so is my love life.
05:24I'm sorry.
05:26It's okay.
05:27We had fun.
05:28Yeah, we had fun.
05:28You know what's not dead is her single that's out now.
05:30Woo, sabotage.
05:32Sabotage, yeah.
05:32Go get it.
05:33And also a little album that might be out in the spring
05:35or whatever.
05:35Yay.
05:36All right, guys.
05:37Listen, dating's hard, but keep on trying if you want.
05:40If not, give up.
05:40Who cares?
05:41It could be dead too.
05:42Bye, guys.
05:43Bye.
05:43Bye, guys in front of you.
05:44Bye.
05:46Bye.