00:00You could do it all from your phone.
00:02You got Heart to Heart, Afternoon Delight,
00:05Brooklyn Babes, Farmers, Farmers, Farmers, Blunderbuts,
00:08Who's in My Mouth, and Orthodox Vegans for you.
00:11Hm.
00:17I mean, he was a nice guy, but in the morning,
00:20he texted me a picture of him with his teddy bear,
00:22and it said, we miss you.
00:24You'd think you could spot those red flags in the profile,
00:26but you don't always see it.
00:27So by profile, you mean like online profile, like you're all online dating?
00:31Yeah, of course.
00:32Like how else do you meet people?
00:34I guess I'm not really meeting anyone lately.
00:36I haven't been on a date like forever.
00:37I think you're the only person in New York City that's not online dating.
00:46Got my courage up, ready to date on the internet.
00:51Okay.
00:52My perfect match.
00:54Someone who is employed,
00:56someone who owns a dog,
00:58like a corgi,
01:00who likes to run around in the park.
01:01And then we go to the park together,
01:03and oh, I don't know,
01:05the sun is setting,
01:06and he's looking into my eyes,
01:08runs his fingers through my hair,
01:09and pulls me in for this.
01:11Nope.
01:12Let's go with About Me.
01:1534B.
01:16Done.
01:31Oh my god.
01:50No.
01:51No.
01:57So uh, what do you do for a living?
01:59Finance.
02:01I identify as seamstress, seamstress.
02:04Oh, okay.
02:04With like a slash in the middle.
02:06So you, you brought your own coffee.
02:08I see.
02:09Did you not want a drink from the bar?
02:11I just, okay.
02:12I love that dress.
02:14How many persecuted children of color do you think work to make that?
02:18Do uh, do girls get like orgasms?
02:21Do girls get orgasms?
02:23Yeah, sometimes.
02:25Uh-uh.
02:26What's your blood type?
02:27I work mostly with a start-up and a couple non-profits.
02:31It's kind of nice.
02:32It lets me live kind of independently.
02:34So what is she doing here?
02:38Thanks, Mommy.
02:40I don't understand.
03:02Excuse me.
03:04Hi.
03:05Hi.
03:06I couldn't let you leave without telling you something.
03:09Okay.
03:16Your nipples are showing, love.
03:23See ya.
03:29Motherf-
