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Figuring out if the person you're dating is actually your boyfriend or girlfriend can be a tricky process.
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00:00Hi! Oh my god, it's so good to see you. It's been so long. How are you? How's work?
00:05Work is good, yeah. Boyfriends? Um, boyfriend? I have, um, I don't know if I have like a label or
00:12anything yet, but like...
00:13Still kind of see your boyfriend or not? I actually have no idea.
00:20I can't really figure out if we're just dating or if this is going somewhere, so I made a comprehensive
00:25list.
00:26One time, he didn't text me back for 35 minutes.
00:31Your problems aren't real. We don't need labels. It's not like I walk around and just label everyone I see,
00:35like barista, post office worker, best friend Katie.
00:39Like, my happiness isn't defined by like one person, you know? It's like a lot of things, like pizza, cats,
00:44and ice cream.
00:44So really, it's just like a non-issue.
00:49Yeah, I should talk to him.
00:52How's your chicken? It's good. Good, good.
00:57You might say, uh, it's the only chicken I'd like to eat for the foreseeable future.
01:05Yeah, I actually got you something.
01:07Oh my god, you got me a gift. That is so nice. I can't believe you got me a toothbrush.
01:12Yeah, it's just a toothbrush.
01:13Oh my god, do you think that I have bad breath?
01:15No, no, no.
01:15Because I'm not normally this garlicky, we just had a lot of Italian food and I would appreciate like a
01:19little break about that.
01:20And I don't know what kind of girls you've dated in your past.
01:22That's not related to this.
01:23But I'm a normal girl with normal person's breath.
01:24And some families have genetic halitosis.
01:26Alright, enough, enough, enough. Okay.
01:27When you come here, you bring your toothbrush in a little backy.
01:30And I just thought it'd be easier if you had your own toothbrush at my place.
01:37Well, that was very nice.
01:40So your family has genetic halitosis?
01:44Okay, this is crazy.
01:46We like each other. We've been dating for a while.
01:48Yeah.
01:48We're boyfriend and girlfriend, right?
01:49Yeah.
01:50I don't want to jam with this weird, are we, aren't we thing.
01:52And I don't want to freak out every time I write you a text and want to use an emoji.
01:55I like when you send me emojis. It makes me feel fancy.
01:59Only dating each other?
02:00You're the real MVP.

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