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Wherever your leading lady is, there's her BFF. And, thank God she's funny, because Lord knows she has few other redeeming qualities. Right? Well, no. But, here's what would happen if the funny bestie was left with no one to make laugh.
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00:00She's so likable, relatable, clumsy and adorable, not looking for love, but she stumbles upon it.
00:05This is the real life of a rom-com protagonist.
00:08See, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:11I hate cycling. Why would I pay $39 to pedal as fast as I can and get nowhere?
00:16I get the same thing out of my career, but at least they pay me.
00:21You're crazy.
00:22Shut up and drink your ice cream.
00:24Stop calling your juices ice cream.
00:26A girl can dream, can't she?
00:30This is my turn. I have to go pick up that dress for that dinner tonight.
00:33Oh, well, I'll come with you.
00:34Don't worry about it. It's all the way uptown.
00:36All right, I'll just see you at home, baby girl.
00:38Okay.
00:39Yeah, I'll just go to my home.
00:43Where I live.
00:49All right, well, dress shopping was cut, people.
00:51I know we had a lot of really great material, but sometimes you gotta kill your darlings.
00:56All right, so back to the drawing board.
00:58Cat called. I wish my cat would call me.
01:01I only need three things.
01:02Food, water, shelter, and cute sundresses.
01:06That's four things.
01:07I call my old face my time to go face.
01:10Oh, fucking amateur hour over here.
01:13Scented thongs.
01:14Oh, God.
01:15I was on Molly when I wrote that.
01:17All right, Judy, come on.
01:18Work your magic.
01:19Bangs?
01:20Why would I get bangs when I'd rather get banged?
01:22That's good.
01:23Yes!
01:27What is this shit?
01:29Ombre hair?
01:30We're doing biolage now, people.
01:33I got the dress.
01:35Get out!
01:39Oh, my God.
01:40You are so funny.
01:43Really?
01:44You are so funny.
01:44You are so funny.
01:47You are so funny.
01:47You are so funny.

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