00:03I wish we could have an honest and respectful dialogue about these
00:08complicated issues, but it seems like we can't right now. And if I have to listen
00:14to one more gray-faced man with a two-dollar haircut explain to me what
00:19rape is, I'm gonna lose my mind. I watch these guys and I'm like, what is
00:31happening? Am I a secretary on Mad Men? What's happening? Todd Akin? Oof, this guy.
00:41Todd Akin claims that women can't really get pregnant from a legitimate rape
00:48because the body secretes hormones. You know, I can't even finish this sentence
00:53without getting dumber. It's making me dumber when I say it. But it's something
00:57about the body not being able to get pregnant when it's under physical stress.
01:00Mr. Akin, I think you are confusing the phrase legitimate rape with the phrase
01:04competitive gymnastics.
