00:011975 Channel 4.
00:03Well, what time?
00:04Oh, come on.
00:06Saturday morning.
00:09Woody Woodpecker, Pink Panther,
00:11McDuff the Talking Dog, which I didn't like,
00:13but I watched anyway.
00:14Monster Squad, Land of the Lost,
00:17then, um, Big John, Little John,
00:19which was, like, the movie Big, but much weirder.
00:22Okay, that's incredible.
00:23I thought I watched a lot of TV.
00:25I looked forward to that lineup.
00:26What, were you neglected as a kid, or what?
00:29Well, I was kind of raised like a veal.
00:31I was put in a dark room and fed and told not to move.
