00:00She seems to be a loony, Mr. Baseball.
00:02Can you blame her?
00:05There's action going down at ringside, let's go down.
00:08One Man Gang.
00:15One Man Gang, the big 747 will get tested to the fullest, Jess.
00:21Yeah.
00:21Eleanor Hooker-Date, from Asbury Park, New Jersey, weighing 393 pounds,
00:32Bam Bam Bigelow.
00:36Right down the road, not too far from here,
00:39Asbury Park, New Jersey, the home of this big guy.
00:42You know what I call these two the ugly twins?
00:45Well, I certainly hope that they did some reinforcing on the rings.
00:53Look at the determined look on the kisser of Bam Bam Bigelow.
00:59Well, you know, when these two guys get in there, Gorilla,
01:01there's going to be more than 800 pounds in that ring at one time.
01:11Slickster down there as well.
01:15I guess Slickster's not too happy about the agreement, though.
01:19He's not happy about what?
01:21He's not, the natural.
01:22Well, definitely not.
01:26But the fortunate thing for Slickster is, he's got double indemnity here.
01:30Well, get a couple of shots at it.
01:34Bell's gone, it's underway.
01:36And the big guy, the gang, not wasting any time.
01:38Well, Bam Bam made a mistake.
01:40He was doing his warm-ups in the corner to Bell Rang,
01:43and the big gang caught him with an elbow right on the ropes.
01:46And it has taken advantage here quick in this match.
01:52Doesn't take too much when you've got that kind of poundage in there.
01:55Gorilla, how would you like to be that little referee
01:58having to try to contain these two guys?
02:00Well, that's where you use the count, Jess.
02:02You don't try to physically step between these guys,
02:04or you can squash like a grape.
02:08Bam Bam hasn't shown me very much offense here, whoa.
02:11Tell me, Gorilla, what was your biggest weight you wrestled at?
02:14440.
02:15440.
02:16440.
02:17The heck did you eat when you made 440?
02:20Super heavy weight, just about everything.
02:21I know, you were on a seafood diet, right?
02:23Yeah.
02:23You ate everything you saw.
02:25Well, Bam Bam coming back, there's a cartwheel.
02:28And a splash.
02:29Well, he didn't get up in the air for that one.
02:31You're not going to hold down a gang like that.
02:35Off the rope, stuck underneath the clothesline.
02:37Look out.
02:37My close body.
02:39He bowled him over with that one, but not enough to hold him down.
02:43I'll tell you, these are like two big Mack trucks colliding head on.
02:48The irresistible force beating the immovable object.
02:51One of these guys will continue on in their quest here.
02:56I'll say one thing, too.
02:57Ha, I don't think Vanna White has to worry about getting chased around by these two.
03:02Oh, neither one.
03:03Well, she's having a good time eluding Mr. Baseball, too, I'm sure.
03:08Nailed him right behind the ear with that shot.
03:09It seemed to really hurt the gang.
03:14Shot after shot, there's the headbutt.
03:16You know, this match could end up who's got the most endurance, because the way these two
03:19guys are going in five minutes, neither one of them is going to have anything left.
03:24I'm afraid I have to agree with you, Jess.
03:27Although, when I was at my heaviest, that 440, I could go an hour out there, Jess.
03:32Well, I'll tell you, you know, I'll tell you something, the pressure's on the Slickster
03:36right now, because his one man, the natural Butch Reed, is gone.
03:40He's going to be one unhappy manager if he loses the one-man gang.
03:44Headbutt right between the eyes.
03:45And both his people go down in the first round.
03:47Slickster, again, would be a desperate individual here.
03:51Oh, beautiful headbutt.
03:52Bam Bam seems to be in control of this one.
03:56Coming off the ropes.
03:57Look out.
03:58Oh, look at that.
03:59Did you see that?
04:00The Slickster pulled the top rope down, Jess.
04:03I didn't do nothing.
04:03Oh, did you hear that?
04:04He said he didn't do nothing.
04:05What a desperate move that was.
04:07No, Slick said he didn't do nothing.
04:08If the referee saw that, that's a disqualification.
04:14Referee obviously didn't say, I don't know what you're talking about, gorilla.
04:18Jess, I saw it.
04:20Are you watching, Jess?
04:21Are you paying attention?
04:22I'm paying attention.
04:24I don't know how you can see with those cloudy bifocals of yours.
04:27Those are your box seats down there, right?
04:29Donald Trump, it happened right in front of him.
04:31He saw it.
04:32What happened?
04:33Count out?
04:33What is this, disqualification?
04:35We got a bell.
04:37Perhaps a count out.
04:41Let's find out.
04:42Let's go to our announcer.
04:43Ladies and gentlemen, here is the decision.
04:45The referee awards this bout as a result of a count out to the one-man gang.
04:52We got a one-man gang victory here.
04:58Boy, is Bam Bam distraught.
05:00Right now, let's go to Mean Gene with the Hulk.
