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00:00this particular ball to beat the one-man game, who has a very shaky victory.
00:06The one-man games was, Jess.
00:08Shaky don't matter.
00:09I guess not.
00:10Gorilla, always remember, it ain't how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose.
00:16That's not exactly what I heard your motto was, Jess.
00:19What your motto was.
00:20I remember you saying many times you had a shirt made that said, win if you can, lose
00:24if you must, but always cheat.
00:26That's true, too.
00:27No, I thought that was yours.
00:28That's true, too.
00:28You resemble that, Romano.
00:32Classic confrontation, both about even in body weight, body size.
00:36Whoa, and ravishing Rick Roode ain't gonna like that with the pretty face he has, having
00:40it mashed into that canvas.
00:44Who would you give the edge to here and bring experience?
00:46The snake, I guess, Jess.
00:47For experience, I'll go with Jake the Snake Roberts, but...
00:52Make a look at those tights.
00:56Never had anything like that when you and I wore the tights, Jess.
00:59Ha-ha.
01:01Scoop.
01:02Oh, beautiful slam.
01:06By ravishing Rick, and now he's unloading with a couple of beautiful right hands.
01:10Scoops up again.
01:11Whoa.
01:12Excuse me.
01:13That'll, uh...
01:13That'll get your attention.
01:14Definitely will.
01:15Definitely will.
01:16What Roode's gotta do in this match is not get preoccupied with Damian, either.
01:21Turn around by Jake the Snake Roberts.
01:24And a couple of slams of his own, and beauty's well executed.
01:28And look how smart Roode is here, buying time.
01:31Look, he doesn't realize he was right in the corner with Damian.
01:35And he's back there again.
01:37Nothing moving in there.
01:38Oh, there is, too, something moving.
01:40Oh, now he knows it.
01:45Arm ringer by the snake.
01:49You know, though, what I gotta say, though.
01:51What Roode might lack in experience, though, in actual one-on-one against Jake the Snake.
01:56Having a manager like Bobby Heenan, I think, makes up for that.
02:00Well, the brain can make strange things happen.
02:03You know what's great?
02:04You know what's great about tonight, Gorilla?
02:06We get to see the brain wrestle the first time in over a year.
02:10Putting on the tights could be a big mistake for him.
02:12Nah, I think you're gonna be surprised at what an accomplished wrestler Heenan is.
02:19I'm aware of his ability, Jess.
02:21I know what he can do.
02:22But, you know, you can't lay off for a year and then come back and just step in the ring
02:28with the likes of the British Bulldogs and Coco Beware and think you're ready.
02:32What are you talking about?
02:33I've been out two years.
02:34I could go down there right now.
02:36Well, I'd buy a ticket to see that.
02:40Come back to Gorilla.
02:41I may take on whoever is crown champion.
02:44What do you think about that?
02:45I'd buy a ticket for that, too, Jess.
02:50Look at this.
02:50He's still maintaining control of this wrist lock.
02:53Although he's on his feet, he's in trouble.
02:56Referring to ravishing.
02:58Nice, smart, clever hole applied very well.
03:01Well, definitely.
03:02You know, in wrestling, there's a lot of forearms, a lot of punching, a lot of kicking.
03:07But when it boils down to it, you still gotta go back to basic wrestling to win.
03:12Coming to the brain, pointing something out to our referee.
03:16I'm sure our referees are very well schooled.
03:20Look at the pain on the kisser of ravaging Rick.
03:23Can you imagine all the women throughout the world right now worrying about him?
03:30I can't think about really too many.
03:33What makes you say that?
03:35Well, I mean, the girls go crazy when Rube walks in a building.
03:38Sure.
03:39You don't think that the snake has a following?
03:41He's got a following of reptiles.
03:46Forced into the corner.
03:49Ravishing comes out with the upper hand.
03:51Referee pushing him back.
03:52That's not the thing to do.
03:54Oh, right into a knee.
03:58Oh, he's giving a sign for the DDT.
04:01He's got...
04:02Oh, no.
04:03Boy, did he bail out of there in a hurry.
04:05Well, you can tell Bobby Heenan has schooled Ravishing Rick Rude on the DDT.
04:09He certainly has.
04:10In fact, Heenan was very instrumental, Jess, was he not, when they tried to ban him?
04:17I think he was.
04:19He was.
04:20It was mostly Jimmy Hart.
04:21Well, you could bet that the brain had some input there as well.
04:24Oh, he probably did.
04:28Sneaking back in underneath that bottom rope.
04:32Ravishing Rick.
04:34Last bone of the first round.
04:37Indeed it is.
04:38In our quest to find an undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion.
04:43History will indeed be made.
04:46Here at WrestleMania IV in Atlantic City.
04:49Cook Plaza Hotel or Casino where it's all going to happen.
04:53First time ever in the history, Jess, that a title has been vacant in the World Wrestling Federation.
04:59Well, it's only a matter of hours before that'll be a thing of the past, Gorilla.
05:06We're going to see it all.
05:08Crisscross.
05:09Who's going to stop?
05:10Snake down in front.
05:11Over quickly.
05:12Goes Rude.
05:12He got caught in mid-end.
05:17And planted right down into the canvas.
05:20Look at this.
05:21Just measuring him here.
05:23Whoa.
05:23Oh, he got caught right in the middle of that move.
05:25Oh, yeah.
05:26Rude ducked out.
05:27And Snake come down and hit the back of his head on the canvas.
05:30He was going for a big knee lift there.
05:32Two, two, three.
05:33Didn't get it.
05:35Don't waste any time.
05:37Don't waste any time.
05:38You can hear Heenan yelling, don't waste any time.
05:40Said you're wasting time.
05:43Close line, Paulie.
05:44He is wasting time.
05:46Yeah, but check out that hip movement.
05:52Well, when you got a chance, Jess, to get your hands on the championship,
05:57those moves to me are really a big waste of time.
05:59I got to agree with you, Gorilla.
06:02This tournament's all too important.
06:06Reverse chin lock now by Ravishing Rick.
06:10He's trying to slow down.
06:13This is a state Roberts.
06:15This is a wear out move, but you got to remember,
06:17these are only 15-minute time limit matches.
06:20That's correct.
06:21It ain't got much time to go out there and use a wear down move.
06:24Well, with as many times as you have to wrestle
06:27in this type of single elimination tournament
06:29in order to get to the finals,
06:31you got to go out there with the attitude
06:32to get it over as quick as possible, Jess.
06:34Ring the bell, ring the bell.
06:37Brayne screaming to ring the bell.
06:38I don't know what for.
06:42Rick, the state makes it back to his feet.
06:46And now it's a double leverage tri-ball.
06:48Hand full of hair.
06:49Beautiful, wasn't that beautiful, the way he did that?
06:52No, no, no.
06:52Referee circled around to the other side.
06:54Rude saw the opening, and yet the Heron got the stick back there.
06:58The Brayne doing a nice job here of distracting the referee
07:01as a blatant chokehold was being applied by Ravishing Rick Rude.
07:06Come on, Rav, pay attention to what's going on down there.
07:09Well, see, that's the advantage Rude has in this match.
07:12He's got Bobby Heenan, and Heenan much more important
07:15than Damian the Snake.
07:17Well, I've seen Damian sort of intimidating folks, too.
07:21Yeah, but Damian don't come out until the match is over.
07:25Heenan's out there throughout the whole match.
07:28I've put him in the same category as Damian, the Snake.
07:33Still holding on to this reverse chin lock.
07:36I thought you used to call Heenan Weasel.
07:38Oh, yeah, well, he knows that.
07:40That's his patented name.
07:46Certainly looking forward to that six-man tag team match.
07:49He said he had a big surprise for us, too, Jess.
07:52Who did, Heenan?
07:53Heenan.
07:53Well, you can bet it'll be good if Bobby says he's got a surprise.
07:56He said he got a big surprise.
07:59Heenan yelling up at Rude, let's go, let's go.
08:02Obviously concerned about the time.
08:08I'm sure both of these guys are well aware
08:11that this is just a 15-minute time limit
08:13here in his first round of this elimination tournament.
08:17Nice clothesline by Ravishing.
08:20Could be all over here.
08:22No.
08:23Very nonchalant coverage.
08:25And Jake slithered out of there.
08:28You like that, Gorilla?
08:29He slithered indeed.
08:33Sound like something that Robin Leach might say, Jess.
08:35Ha!
08:39You suppose, Jesse, that the Uke is actually getting to see any of these matches,
08:44or he's still on the hunt?
08:45I would imagine he's still trying to chase down Vanna.
08:48I know where she's at, I told you.
08:52Still with the reverse chin lock, Ravishing Rick Rude,
08:56and his quest to move on in this special elimination tournament,
09:00with the side once and for all.
09:02Who, indeed, will be the world wrestling,
09:05the undisputed, I might add, world wrestling federation.
09:07Definitely.
09:08You know, Gorilla, I know right where Vanna's at,
09:10but I just can't say my room number over the air.
09:13Oh, come on.
09:14Please.
09:18Well, she didn't deny that article that was in the exam, right, Jess?
09:22Well, neither did I.
09:23No, I guess not.
09:27Oh, look at this.
09:28Whoa.
09:30And did Ravishing Rick Rude catch the snake on that one,
09:33pushed him straight up in the air,
09:35dropped him down,
09:36and Rude going to the top now.
09:38This is dangerous.
09:39High risk move here for Ravishing Rick Rude.
09:42It's not usually where we see him.
09:44Whoa, but he hit.
09:45Oh, he got it one, right in the kisser.
09:49Now get in position, and come.
09:52Now Bobby Scream, look at this, Jess.
09:54You don't take that kind of attitude.
09:56Definitely.
09:57I got to agree with you there, Gorilla.
09:59Rude needs to get a strong cover,
10:01hook the leg, hook an arm,
10:02and go for a pin.
10:04He had two golden opportunities already in this match
10:07to get by Jake the Snake
10:08and get by into the quarterfinal rounds,
10:11and because of that attitude,
10:14he's not there yet.
10:15He's not there yet,
10:16and you can bet Heenan will let him know about it.
10:20What a great pair of tights, though.
10:22Aren't those, Gorilla?
10:23Well, they certainly are different.
10:27If you'd have wore tights like that,
10:29Gorilla would look like the mast on the mutiny.
10:32Oh, boy.
10:32Mutiny on the bounty.
10:33Come on!
10:34The brain getting very concerned,
10:36screaming,
10:37and Ravishing Rick to come on
10:39and get with it.
10:43Oh, beautiful side suplex,
10:45but it's still holding on to that chin lock.
10:48Snake didn't have a whole lot behind that.
10:50He wasn't executed 100%.
10:52Definitely.
10:53It thumped Rude,
10:53but Rude had enough presence of mind
10:55to hold on to that chin lock.
10:58Jake the Snake in a whole lot of trouble here.
11:02His Ravishing continues to go to work on him.
11:05But this guy's got great recuperative powers,
11:08but...
11:08Ooh, the Snake?
11:09Absolutely.
11:10Well, he better,
11:11with the beating he's taking right now,
11:13if he expects to move on,
11:14he better recoup.
11:16Two count, though.
11:18And again, as you said,
11:19Gorilla Rude should hook that leg.
11:21Well...
11:22He's allowing the Snake
11:23to kick those feet
11:24and kick him out.
11:27Reaching over,
11:28trying to reach the ropes.
11:30Almost in reach.
11:33As he continues
11:34with this reverse chin lock,
11:36and he's sort of putting out the lights
11:38of Jake the Snake Roberts.
11:41He's out!
11:42No!
11:42You heard Hayden yell,
11:43he's out!
11:44He's out!
11:44Well, he's not out yet.
11:49The brain gone.
11:50Look at that.
11:50The Snake grabbing
11:51some hair of his own out there.
11:53Hey, do whatever you have to do, Jess,
11:54at this particular point in time.
11:56Oh, it's okay
11:57as long as you like him, huh, Gorilla?
11:58No, I didn't say that.
11:59I think for everybody involved here,
12:01you pull out all the stops, Jess.
12:03The gold is at stake here.
12:05That's what I said earlier, Gorilla.
12:07I said it's not how you play the game,
12:08it's whether you win or lose.
12:10Well...
12:10And you got all over my case about that.
12:12I didn't say that.
12:13I only questioned
12:14some of these things
12:15that you've said over the years.
12:17I think you've been hanging out
12:18with McMahon too much lately.
12:20You think so?
12:20Yeah.
12:21He's a bad influence on anybody.
12:24Still with that reverse chin lock,
12:27Ravishing recruit,
12:28and the Snake says no.
12:30One finger up saying no.
12:31Well, I can't believe
12:32any wrestler is gonna submit
12:34not to a tournament like this.
12:36They'll get knocked out
12:37before they'll ever submit.
12:40Don't you agree, Gorilla?
12:41Absolutely.
12:42We don't have any quitters
12:44here anyway, Jess.
12:47You can hear the crowd
12:48rise into its feet
12:49as Jake rises...
12:50Oh, look at that!
12:51He nailed it!
12:52Whoa!
12:53He just ran the top
12:54of his head into the chin!
12:58Oh, he's worried
12:59about his good looks.
13:02And now it's Jake exploding
13:04with lefts and rights.
13:07A big roundhouse.
13:08Well, you know,
13:09the DVT is such a quick move
13:11if Jake can hook...
13:12Oh, what a backdrop!
13:14He can end this thing
13:15before you can blink your eyes.
13:16Absolutely!
13:19I told you this guy
13:21had the recuperative powers, Jess.
13:24Irish Whip coming up.
13:26No!
13:26Short clothesline!
13:32This capacity crowd
13:34screaming for the DVT.
13:35They want to see it.
13:39Of course, Ravishing
13:40and the Brain
13:40don't want to see it.
13:42Here it comes!
13:43Whoa!
13:43Oh, no.
13:44He got rammed in the corner.
13:46You know, I'll tell you,
13:47Rude has obviously
13:48been coached well
13:49on the DVT by Heenan
13:50because he's reacting
13:51on instinct.
13:52When he feels
13:53that front face lock go in,
13:55he reacts immediately
13:56to break that DVT.
13:58Well, so far,
13:58he's shown us
13:59two nice counters.
14:01Oh, look at this!
14:04Going to work
14:04on that abdominal area.
14:06And that's Rude's
14:07strong point,
14:08but he sure felt that one.
14:10Came out the back door
14:11just in time
14:12and two count
14:12had already been put on him.
14:16I'll tell you,
14:17it's got to be
14:17getting close
14:18to a 15-minute time limit
14:19here, Darilla.
14:20Oh, what a suplex!
14:22Now that this one
14:23has gone a long time,
14:24Jess,
14:24I don't have a clue
14:26how much time has elapsed,
14:27but it's got to be
14:28well past 10 minutes already.
14:31I bet you,
14:31on these guys' bodies,
14:33it feels like
14:3345 minutes right now.
14:37Well,
14:38whichever one
14:39should become victorious.
14:40if either one does,
14:41this match has taken
14:42a whole lot off.
14:44And they both
14:45clotheslined each other.
14:48Each one ripe for the pickings
14:50right now.
14:51If one guy can roll
14:52the other way,
14:53he might get a three count.
14:59Final matchup
15:00in the opening round
15:01of our special
15:01elimination tournament.
15:06As one, two, three matches
15:07have already been set
15:09for the quarterfinal round,
15:10Andre will meet,
15:11of course,
15:12the Hulkster,
15:13the Million Dollar Man
15:13meets the Rock Morocco,
15:15Valentine takes on
15:16the Macho Man
15:17and the gang waiting
15:18for the winner of this one.
15:20There's the bell.
15:21Did he get the pin?
15:22I didn't hear a three count,
15:23though.
15:23I only heard a one count
15:24with the foot on the ropes.
15:26Referee waved something off.
15:28Here is the referee's
15:29official decision.
15:30He has ruled this bout.
15:31A draw.
15:33Oh, that means
15:34both of them are gone.
15:36That's right.
15:37Eliminated from the tournament.
15:39Both of these guys
15:40are history.
15:41Both Jake the Snake
15:42and Ravishing Rick Wood
15:43are now eliminated
15:44from the tournament
15:45as a result of a draw.
15:47And you know what else
15:48that means
15:48as we take a look
15:49at Damien,
15:51the big guy,
15:52the 747 draws a bye, Jess.
15:55That's right.
15:55The one-man gang
15:56gets a bye.
15:57That could be
15:58extremely important,
16:00Gorilla.
16:00Holy back,
16:01well,
16:01the ramifications
16:02of this
16:03are just unreal.
16:05That means
16:06the gang only wrestles
16:07has to wrestle
16:08one match
16:09to get in the finals.
16:10That's right.
16:11Because he'll draw a bye.
16:12Right now,
16:13let's go to
16:14Damien Gene,
16:14who is finally...
16:17Yes,
16:17he's with Vanna White.
16:18Let's go to Gene.
16:19See you next time.
16:19Bye-bye.
16:20Bye-bye.
16:20You