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A second honeymoon for a married couple of erotic novelists is interrupted by a deadly love triangle involving Vegas showgirls, magicians and the mafia.
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00:02Why aren't they tied up?
00:04What's that now?
00:05I'm sorry, sometimes I forget.
00:06I'll say it slower for you.
00:09Why aren't they tied up?
00:12Now we're talking!
00:14Boss, we didn't have any rope.
00:16Then get creative!
00:18Ooh, Dominic. I like that guy.
00:20Stoked.
00:21Quick, do something.
00:23Uh, Wilkie, that's not really necessary, right?
00:26Why don't we just have a beer and talk this over?
00:31Shhh!
00:34What?
00:35Hm?
00:35Alright, last chance to spill the beans.
00:39Otherwise, I'm gonna spill your brains.
00:41Those are my only two options?
00:43I've given fewer options to men a lot better than you.
00:45You don't even know me.
00:46Where's Mort Moira?
00:48The fridge!
00:49What?
00:50Archie!
00:50She's in the fucking fridge, I swear to God!
00:52The refrigerator, that's ridiculous.
00:53Why would I lie about that?
00:55Just check the damn fridge, Robbie.
00:59Anything?
01:00Just some beer and grapefruit juice.
01:02Ugh.
01:03Grapefruit juice? That's disgusting!
01:05The fridge?
01:06Why would you say that?
01:07Did you think that was gonna buy us some time or something?
01:09Oh, so you don't believe me either?
01:11It's ridiculous!
01:12Well, I don't know!
01:12She's a fucking contortionist!
01:14She fits into little things for a living, okay?
01:16And besides, we wouldn't even be in this mess if you hadn't turned her into fucking Anne Frank to begin
01:20with!
01:20Oh, that's just great.
01:21Wrap me out to the mob and put all the blame on me. Typical-
01:24I did not mean to do that. I apologize.
01:27No, you always do this to me.
01:29You always make me out to be the bad guy.
01:31Just like the freaky shit we put in our books.
01:33So that stuff is based on your lives. I knew it!
01:35Of course it is! But it isn't how it happens in the books. Archie is just too ashamed to admit
01:44what really happens. Isn't that true? Are you ashamed of me?
01:50Well, if Moira doesn't show her face in about five fucking seconds, it's not gonna be in either one of
01:55you. You hear that, Moira?
01:56If you don't show your face in about five fucking seconds, I'm gonna shoot Beast Boy here right in the
02:02face!
02:02Beast Boy?
02:04He's talking about your chest hair.
02:06It's not his thing!
02:07If you survive this, you should seriously consider waxing and have a little fucking respect for yourself.
02:12Alright! Here we go! Five! Four!
02:17If she doesn't come out, I'm gonna be really pissed off!
02:19Three! Two!
02:23Is he gonna shoot Archie?
02:26One!
02:33Two!
02:33Two!

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