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00:13What's the dinner?
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00:23Where's my stick?
00:26Where's the fire?
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00:28Treasure!
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01:19these they're past their sell-by date rubbish eggs last for years I'll show
01:24you see fresh as the day it was laid for some nonsense all these sell-by dates
01:32grandma you are living in the past didn't they have germs when you were
01:36young germs we had germs so big you could see them rose that is exactly why
01:43I need proper food
01:45Oh, uh-oh.
02:02Lenny.
02:07Lenny, what's...
02:10Disgraceful!
02:11How dare he!
02:17Pathetic. And you believed him.
02:20Mum!
02:25What's the matter?
02:28It's that ghastly man.
02:31The lecturer?
02:33Lecturer.
02:35What's he done?
02:36He's been seen with another woman.
02:39A drunken blonde.
02:44It's all over.
02:47He was too fat anyway.
02:50We thought he was gross, didn't we, Delilah?
02:53Yeah.
02:53She must be stupid.
02:55Who?
02:56The drunk blonde.
02:58For heaven's sake!
02:59Pull yourself together.
03:01Just remember that ghastly aftershave.
03:05Yeah!
03:07This one's nice.
03:09Look!
03:10Quite mature.
03:11Oh no!
03:12That hair!
03:13Not him.
03:14The one modelling wellies.
03:17Single man.
03:18Late forties.
03:19Keen pipe smoker.
03:20Loves reading and walks in the country.
03:22Seeks lovely lady for companionship and maybe more.
03:25Not a chance, mate.
03:28Okay.
03:29How about successful businessman, own yacht, seeks busty woman for late night fun and champers?
03:35Oh no!
03:36You're not having that one.
03:56Call after proper breakfast.
03:58Hello, Grandma.
03:59Don't forget the dentist today.
04:03Oh, don't you?
04:04No!
04:05Yes, it's only a check-up.
04:07Well, can you wait where my friends won't see you?
04:10Don't be ridiculous.
04:13I'll wait at the gate.
04:15Then try to blend in.
04:17Don't wear anything weird.
04:20You'll have to buy a new outfit.
04:29Hello.
04:34Your face is familiar.
04:35Hang on.
04:36Was it Bob and Shirley's wedding?
04:38Divorce party.
04:40Of course.
04:41The one where Bob came out.
04:43Is he still with Pete?
04:44What is she doing?
04:46What is she talking to?
04:49Oh, well.
04:50The shame.
04:51The shame.
04:52She's collecting Billy Williams.
04:53How can she do this to me?
04:56Treasure, come and see who I've found.
04:59This is it.
05:00My life is over.
05:02What are you doing?
05:03Come and say hello.
05:06Hello.
05:07Hi.
05:07Nice to meet you.
05:08Hello, Treasure.
05:10This is Billy's uncle.
05:12You won't believe it.
05:13Last time I saw him...
05:14Please, Mom.
05:15Not here.
05:16So, whatever happened to Shirley?
05:18That was the funny thing.
05:19She met Carol's second ex, Tony, who was the estate agent selling their house when they split up.
05:24But I can tell you about it tonight.
05:26Oh, I look forward to it.
05:33Eight o'clock?
05:34What is the matter with you?
05:36We'll be late for the dentist.
05:38See you later, then.
05:40Wear that.
05:41You look great in that.
05:43It's too big.
05:44It's a sack.
05:46You just want him to like it, don't you?
05:48You're obsessed with men.
05:50I think it's disgusting.
05:52Why can't you be happy on your own?
05:54That one.
05:54Wear that one.
06:02That bathroom door's warped.
06:04What about this fella you're seeing?
06:07Is he any good with his hands?
06:09I'll ask him.
06:10What do you think?
06:12Very nice.
06:14Haven't you got anything brighter?
06:16What about my turquoise scarf?
06:18No, thank you.
06:19I'm late.
06:20You're always late.
06:22Just hold on a minute.
06:25You can't go out before EastEnders.
06:27You said you'd watch it with me.
06:29You promised.
06:30I said no such thing.
06:33You did.
06:34You are not going out looking like that.
06:37Your mother looks very nice.
06:39She does not.
06:40You look like a prostitute.
06:43How dare you speak to your mother like that?
06:46It's none of your business, Mama.
06:48No, Poppy.
06:48Stay.
06:50Good girl.
06:50Lovely cheek.
06:52You have no right to swear at me.
06:54Grandma will not swear.
06:56You're telling me.
06:58Nobody is nice to me.
07:04Then Bob went back in.
07:06Had a thing with Alice.
07:07Alice?
07:08I don't remember an Alice.
07:10You wouldn't.
07:10She was Tony the estate agent's sister.
07:12She...
07:13Yum, Grandma.
07:15Delicious.
07:16Now what?
07:17Don't they teach you domestic science at school?
07:20What?
07:21Cooking.
07:22Don't be silly.
07:23We do CDT.
07:25What?
07:26So we moved here when the treasure was three and a half.
07:29And then we...
07:29Oh.
07:31What's the matter?
07:32I've left the treasure with my mother.
07:34Do you think I'd better check?
07:35Is that bad?
07:37Might there be blood on the walls?
07:38It could get messy.
07:40Especially if sharp instruments are involved.
07:42Sharp instruments?
07:44Knives?
07:45Scissors?
07:46Axes?
07:47That sort of thing?
07:48Here.
07:49Use my phone.
07:51Thanks.
07:51I need another drink.
07:57Hello?
07:58It's me.
07:59Everything all right?
08:00Fine.
08:01Is Grandma okay?
08:03Have you had dinner?
08:04Who is it?
08:05Yes, she is.
08:06Yes, we have.
08:06We're busy.
08:07Good.
08:08I'll see you later.
08:09Goodbye, Mum.
08:12She is such a nuisance.
08:15They're fine.
08:16Both still alive.
08:18Oh, what a relief.
08:19Craig, you look so innocent.
08:21And your mother, as I remember, is such a nice old lady.
08:23I can't imagine they'd be any trouble.
08:25Appearances can be deceptive.
08:27They have the personality as part and crew.
08:30With morals to match.
08:34Now, he was very nice.
08:37He had manners.
08:38Ugh, Grandma, he is gross.
08:41Look at his jacket.
08:43He had no dress sense.
08:44But look at your mother.
08:46That jumper.
08:47Oh, no, Grandma, look.
08:49This one's worse.
08:50Terrible.
08:51I'm sure that one took drugs.
08:54Grandma, how do you know?
08:56You can see by his eyes.
08:58Oh.
09:00Yeah.
09:00But, ooh, look.
09:02Yuck.
09:03What is that?
09:04Oh, terrible.
09:06Ooh, look.
09:07Look, this one's the worst.
09:09Blech!
09:11No!
09:12That one!
09:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:36Loft.
09:39No!
09:46Help!
09:50Loft.
09:52Loft!
09:53Go ahead.
09:54Help me!
09:55Help!
09:56Help me! There are poisonous scorpions in here!
09:59Don't be so silly. Get down off that stool.
10:02Oh, no, no! Don't put me on the floor!
10:05Look, look, there they are! Big silver shiny scorpions!
10:09They're only silver fish.
10:11Only? Only? You left me here with dangerous germs.
10:16You don't care about me. You only care about him.
10:20I hate you.
10:21What's all that dumb racket?
10:23It's two o'clock in the morning.
10:25Now I'll never get back to sleep.
10:28What kind of a man would keep her out this late?
10:31She can't go out with him again. She hasn't got time.
10:33She has to get up in the morning.
10:35I don't suppose he has such a thing as a job.
10:38I'm going to bed.
10:40You can stay up if you like, but do try not to make too much noise.
10:45Some of us will be needing our beauty sleep.
10:49What are you doing up there? Get down, you silly girl.
10:52No. I'm going to stand here all night.
11:02Hello. This week our history teacher...
11:05Who we do not like, by the way.
11:06You don't need to say that. They assume that.
11:09We like some teachers. Mr. Castle.
11:12You like Mr. Castle. We do not.
11:14This week our history teacher gave us an oral history project.
11:18Which is totally rubbish because one minute they say shut up and the next minute we have to talk for
11:23homework.
11:23I am talking.
11:25Anyway, we have to find an old person and ask them about their lives.
11:30Because she says old people are history.
11:33I'm mean.
11:34But we are not stupid.
11:36We know what she's up to.
11:38She's trying to make us think that history is relevant to our lives.
11:41Yeah.
11:42But we thought, poor woman, she is just doing her job.
11:46So we've decided to help her.
11:48We're making a list of good history and bad history.
11:51So she can stop faffing around trying to be our friend and always getting it wrong.
11:55We started with good history and we thought...
11:57Anything American.
11:58Fashion, but not wigs.
12:00Old wigs.
12:00Some new wigs are quite good.
12:02But new wigs aren't history.
12:04And of course, anything about ourselves is good.
12:07Then we thought about bad history and the sixties are definitely out.
12:11Anything to do with weapons, basically all wars.
12:18So, er, that's it.
12:21Bayou Tapestry.
12:22That's good history.
12:23It's interesting.
12:25It is!
12:26Don't you think, Trash?
12:28Our point is, if teachers asked us occasionally, we could make school really interesting.
12:33What if they asked the wrong pupils?
12:35We could end up doing tapestry all day long.
12:38Or P.E.
12:38I like P.E.
12:39I like the Bayou Tapestry.
12:41Obviously, they'd have to ask the right pupils.
12:43How would they know which were the right pupils to ask?
12:46We'd tell them.
12:48Anyway, that's how to make school good.
12:50The end.
12:52If you two are going to argue, I'll tell them by myself.
12:55What if you tell them something I don't like?
12:57Well, tough!
13:01I should have decorated when the lodger moved out.
13:04My mother's never liked those murals.
13:07I think she finds them a bit intimidating.
13:15We're back!
13:17P.E.
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13:47P.E.
13:48Oh, this Laura Ashley one?
13:50She fell downstairs.
13:52It's a bad omen for a woman of my age.
13:55How about...
13:56Thank you for your efforts, but I've made my selection.
14:00I thought that dark green fabric
14:03with gold trimming and curtain pulls.
14:06Touch of class.
14:08Yes, very elegant.
14:10What do you think?
14:12It's no good showing her.
14:14She hasn't the faintest clue about style.
14:16No taste, no sense of glamour.
14:18Unlike me.
14:19No, that's obvious.
14:21It must be going.
14:23Thanks for the coffee.
14:24Pleasure.
14:25Mum, Delilah has had a brilliant idea.
14:28Oh, dear.
14:29Grandma is having a smart room, so I have to have one.
14:33Delilah just had hers painted.
14:35So who's paying?
14:37Delilah.
14:38And my room hasn't been decorated since I was born.
14:41I rather like the dark pattern.
14:43Well, I don't.
14:44I am nearly an adult and I want dark blue.
14:48Don't hide, Delilah.
14:49Yeah.
14:50I'm going to have dark blue walls and ceiling and curtains and lampshade.
14:55Ridiculous.
14:56Delilah's room is black, isn't it, Del?
14:58Dark blue is much more acceptable, isn't it, Mum?
15:01Well, it does need decorating.
15:04Yeah, brilliant.
15:06But what about a lighter blue?
15:08Sky blue?
15:10Cobalt?
15:11Royal?
15:12Move your corner down.
15:14Left a bit.
15:15That's right, left.
15:16It's not rain surgery, you know.
15:20Will you be all right downstairs, Grandma?
15:23What?
15:23I shall be in there.
15:25And I'm a very delicate sleeper, so I'll need the whole bed to myself.
15:30And I don't want any of your loud snoring.
15:33You sound like a ship coming in when you get going.
15:35We could have midnight feasts.
15:37We, my pudding, will have a lovely adventure.
15:40Have my room.
15:41Take everything.
15:42I'll be fine.
15:43D'oh.
15:43Ow, it ruined your face.
15:45Now, come on.
15:46You've got two whole rooms to clear.
15:48I'd like to make a phone call first, if that's all right with everyone.
15:53A little privacy, perhaps?
15:56She wants to phone him.
15:57Hurry up.
16:00It can wait.
16:06Morning, madam.
16:07Oh!
16:08Upstairs!
16:10Yes, first floor.
16:14Oh, show them.
16:17It's this way.
16:18I can tell you what to do.
16:20You're doing this room, which is Grandma's, and this one, which is Mum.
16:25It looks horrible at the moment.
16:27Mum actually likes it.
16:35What about tea?
16:37I'm sure these charming young men would like so.
16:40Did you think tea?
16:41Lovely.
16:42Two sugars.
16:42Lucky to get tea in this house.
16:45Even then, it's bad.
16:46Come on for you, Grandma.
16:47I'll have my tea in a nice cup in your room.
16:51And I'd like a biscuit as well.
16:54No digestives.
16:55Something interesting for a change.
16:58Did someone say biscuits?
16:59Lovely.
17:01Dora, we give them the best years of our lives.
17:04And what do they do in return?
17:06Mum, she's been on ages.
17:09Hold on.
17:12She can't go much longer without a bathroom break.
17:16Delilah will be trying to get through.
17:18Bye.
17:21Hello?
17:23Edna!
17:24Could you hold on a minute?
17:27A bit of privacy, if you don't mind.
17:29This is my room.
17:31And look at it.
17:34What can I do, Edna?
17:36This room, this whole house.
17:38It's a driver weaker woman to drink.
17:41And all you get is tea round here.
17:49Everything okay?
17:51Right on, Cheville.
17:52Wouldn't say no to a cup.
17:55Oh, sweet.
17:57Oh, count yourself, Lucky.
17:59I'm grateful for five minutes privacy at our bathroom.
18:05My room's going to be dark blue, you know.
18:09Dark blue is very cool.
18:12Don't you think?
18:13Do you want me to hold this end down?
18:16Sorry.
18:17Shall I pass your brush?
18:22You can start on my room now, if you like.
18:25I would, if I were you.
18:29And how are the troops?
18:31It's like World War III in there.
18:33My room's been occupied, the builders are in no man's land,
18:36and I'm camping in the living room.
18:38I don't suppose you'd offer me asylum.
18:40Don't be ridiculous.
18:41There'll be chaos without you.
18:43And imagine what you find when you got back.
18:45Hi, Mum.
18:46We've had the whole house painted dark blue with gold trim.
18:51And your room's been converted to wardrobe space.
18:54You don't mind sharing with the dog, do you?
18:58You must stand firm.
19:00England expects.
19:02Look, there's the bag.
19:04Look, it's wrong.
19:05Not that.
19:06That one.
19:07The full one.
19:08Bring that over here.
19:09That's right.
19:09Now, get the water.
19:10Look, look, where's the bucket?
19:12Have you got...
19:13Bring the bucket over.
19:14Well, there's no point just standing around twiddling your thumbs
19:17with my room still looking like an old scrapyard.
19:20I'm not twiddling my thumbs.
19:22I'm waiting for the...
19:23The proportion's all wrong.
19:25Look, tip that lot out and start again.
19:27Not down there.
19:28It'll set.
19:29You moron.
19:31Now, look what you've done.
19:32Use the drain in the street.
19:34I sometimes wonder if he's actually mine.
19:37I know.
19:38You give them the best possible start,
19:40and how do they repay you?
19:42Flouncing off like that.
19:44I used to worship my father, I did.
19:46Where did we go wrong?
19:49We didn't go wrong.
19:50They did.
19:59Bye-bye.
20:01Bye.
20:02See you again, I hope.
20:05You can't do better than a first-class plasterer.
20:09Lovely, ma'am nurse.
20:11Mum!
20:13Mum!
20:13Mum!
20:14Mum!
20:14Come and look!
20:14It is excellent!
20:16I'll come and see, puppet.
20:18Your mother's got to get this place cleaned up.
20:22Isn't it brilliant?
20:24I can't see.
20:25Put the light on.
20:26It is on.
20:27Well, at least it's tidy.
20:30Is this what they call trendy?
20:33No, Grandma Indigo.
20:35It's really safe.
20:37Well, that's because there's nothing lying about on the floor.
20:39Come on, show me your room.
20:42We'll have our tea up here, please, Mum.
20:46Grandma, it's...
20:48It's...
20:49Very stylish.
20:51Style is a family trait.
20:53I don't know what happened to your mother.
20:54It must have skipped a generation.
20:56Tea up?
20:57Are you pleased?
20:59Yes, I am.
21:00Not in that!
21:03Where's my nice china?
21:06Edna would like to come and visit me, if that's all right with you.
21:09Of course.
21:11I'm sure she'll love your new room.
21:13It'll be a treat.
21:15A treat?
21:16A treat?
21:16How can I have Edna here?
21:19Have you looked at this house lately?
21:21She has ensuite, built-in cupboards, panic buttons.
21:25Her daughter took her on a cruise while the builders were in.
21:28Her daughter's an angel.
21:30That's no angel.
21:31That's a mad woman.
21:46Hello.
21:47Yes, it's me.
21:49No, I haven't moved house.
21:52I've come to think of it.
21:54This is just what I've been looking for.
22:04Ah, Emma Thompson.
22:08Mum, you know I'm going to be a famous actress.
22:11Well, I need 20 pounds to get my photos done.
22:15I'm not paying for anything dodgy.
22:17They'll be really tasteful.
22:19Please, Mum.
22:20My career depends on it.
22:22My fans, my whole life.
22:24Nothing is more important.
22:25My future is in your hands.
22:28Remember when I was just a little girl and we went to that jumble sale and I wanted that
22:32orange ballroom dancing dress?
22:33I begged and begged.
22:35I begged and begged and then I lay on the floor and screamed and then I was sick and then
22:38you bought it.
22:40This is much more important than that.
22:44Oh, all right.
22:45We'll see.
22:46Thanks, Mum.
22:48I just couldn't refuse and she did love that dress and the look on her face.
22:54She's good.
22:56She's really good.
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23:34Treasurer
23:35Oh-oh-oh
23:56Treasurer
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