00:30Because none of you turned out to be the kind of person I wanted you to be.
00:33You became a singer.
00:38You're a good-for-nothing.
00:44You're a gambler.
00:50You've become one of those mischievous kids they call "yippü".
01:02However, I have a nephew living in Istanbul who shares my blood.
01:08If you find him for me, I'll leave something for you too.
01:12I don't know his name or anything about him.
01:15I only know that she has a mole under her ear.
01:19If you don't find him...
01:21...as per my will...
01:23...I decided to leave all my wealth to charitable societies.
01:28Good luck!
01:35What are we going to do now?
01:37I don't know, I don't understand these things.
01:40What do you say, Mine?
01:42There's nothing to be done.
01:56Isn't there anything nice?
02:10He's moving on to Melch.
02:12Kepke doesn't know the programmed っていう meaning Bill M.
02:12Then the list...
02:38Thank you for watching.
02:44Thank you for watching.
02:45I'm going to the toilet.
02:48How many is this now?
02:48The meat I had last night was probably goat meat.
02:50Go on, go.
02:57Gee!
02:58Look at that dive!
02:59Send me on every mission.
03:00You do some work too, brother.
03:17Hello, is this the master craftsman?
03:19Yes, it's me.
03:21To where?
03:21Is your house on fire?
03:22I'm leaving right away.
03:27The feel of new stone.
03:39Chocolate!
03:40Chocolate, my love!
03:43Chocolate, my love!
03:45I will love you more and more as I love you!
03:48Come here, my horse!
03:50My granddaughter to my sons!
03:52My only wish!
03:53Put your grandfather to bed.
03:53This guy is the bride.
03:54You're alone, grandpa, one day he'll go after the women.
03:57He will give his life, his very life!
04:01This guy is crazy!
04:03Ha, I'm writing this down right here, this guy is a sex maniac!
04:06Is this even a job?
04:08Welcome, boss!
04:10Did you think I was a fool?
04:12Where is that dog?
04:13There, here, over there, there, here, here!
04:19Get out, get out!
04:21We were fired again in less than a month.
04:24It's all your fault.
04:26You're a grown man, and you still can't control your urges.
04:29Shame on you!
04:30You're a man, so aren't we men too?
04:32Our friendship ends here.
04:34Do you think about nothing but women?
04:37From now on, no more women!
04:39Promise?
04:39I promise!
04:40Done!
04:44Hey!
04:46Hey!
04:49Greetings to you, my queen!
04:51Hmm!
04:53My heart's queen!
04:54Hmm!
04:55Yes, sir!
04:56Just give the order, and I'll take a picture right in front of you!
04:58Look at me!
04:59If you don't run away, then spit in my face!
05:01Yes, I'll run away.
05:04But because of this.
05:05Just look at this beauty.
05:07Oh damn.
05:10I'm saying the world is one thing, I'm on Mine's side.
05:13What would he do with you, anyway?
05:16What should he do?
05:18That's right.
05:19I'm neither fit for a village nor a town.
05:22No way.
05:24We're leaving through the door.
05:25To where?
05:27Tonight I'm going to the nightclub to listen to Mine.
05:30Okay, we only have a few pennies in our pockets, are we going to spend that on Mine too?
05:34I have no intention of starving to death tomorrow or the day after.
05:37Let's just die, damn it.
05:38It's an honor to die for him, go on!
05:41Come on, get going!
05:49Don't forget, let's stop by the florist's on the way.
05:51What kind of florist?
05:52To take away.
05:53To who?
05:54To who?
05:55To whom?
05:57Damn it, Mine! Damn it, Mine!
05:58Well, it appeared on one of our flowers.
06:00Do you know what you call someone like you?
06:02He doesn't even have buttermilk to drink, but he'll take the sedan chair with him.
06:05Cheers!
06:06Let's have a basket made like this.
06:08This size.
06:09No, no, like this size three.
06:11Or we can have a basket made of five.
06:13Oh my goodness, a basket full of five!
06:15Let's spend some money, damn it!
06:17Exactly thirty-five liras.
06:18Thirty-five bucks.
06:19What do you say about Kartada?
06:21Let us write with the deepest, most profound love.
06:24So.
06:24No signature.
06:26You're a fan.
06:26Oh no!
06:28Isn't that great?
06:29Look at that basket, look at those flowers!
06:31Ufana mah maşallah.
06:33You're crazy, I swear you're crazy.
06:36And he's a madman in chains.
06:38That's the song you're talking about, son.
06:40Oh, my heart.
06:41Honestly, you're crazy, crazy, crazy.
06:44You're crazy.
06:44Come on, let's walk, walk, walk.
06:45Look at me, there are no flowers or anything.
06:47Walk, walk, stone cart.
06:50Tonight is our night.
06:53This whole night is ours.
07:04Brother, would you mind giving this to Ms. Mini?
07:07Watch out, thirty-five beds.
07:09Am I supposed to take this?
07:10What can we do? That's all we can afford.
07:12What is it?
07:20Please, sir.
07:30Please, sir.
07:31Shall I turn on the water supply, sir?
07:32Damn it!
07:34Drink poison.
07:35Thanks.
07:37Let this go.
07:38Hop, let's dig this.
07:40Don't spoil the look, let it be fancy.
07:42Let it be.
07:48Here you go.
07:49Enjoy.
07:51Thank.
07:52You only live once, son.
07:54Let us at least have a laugh for one day.
07:57We are also people who feel sad.
07:58Is everyone else's life precious, but ours is worthless?
08:01Let's go to Mine.
08:02Distinguished guests, now, in front of you, is the one and only star of our stage, Mine Mutlu.
08:35Thank you for watching.
09:06Thank you for watching.
