00:00Okay, and this is Mortal Kombat tournament tag team and team 1 is me, John the Gamer, and player 2,
00:08Norm Briggs and Tyler, and then team 2 is player 3, Dougie A. Samuelson, and player 4, Mike.
00:15Oh yeah, check out 16 hours for man at facebook.org.
00:23Ah, jeez.
00:29Yeah, that's weird. I don't know why it does that. There's two of the sub-zeros.
00:32That's what I'm talking about.
00:33It can go both ways.
00:34It kind of doesn't make sense.
00:35There would be another DLC character.
00:37This is my character right here.
00:40Who?
00:41Scarlet?
00:41Scarlet, yeah.
00:44You'll see, dude. You'll see.
00:47Why were you playing with someone you didn't know how to play with then?
00:51What the hell? Is this like a Tony Hawk game?
00:53Yeah, he's going to throw this in and be like, oh yeah, I forgot, I'm really good with her.
00:57The last second.
01:03Can't teleport me.
01:04Oh, shit, yeah, you can.
01:14Oh, hell no.
01:16Oh, no.
01:18Oh, yes.
01:44Oh, how do you switch?
01:48Fuck me.
01:51I don't want to jump in there at full health.
01:56Oh, what the hell?
01:57Oh, switch my back. Switch my back.
01:58I didn't mean to do that.
01:59How do I do that?
01:59Top two buttons. Top two triggers.
02:03That's how I did it.
02:04Oh, shit.
02:05I was like, what the fuck?
02:08It's up to you, Mike.
02:10I think I can do this.
02:12Possibly.
02:15You should get hurt by punching him.
02:16He's metal.
02:23Wow.
02:32Oh, dude.
02:33I don't think I figured out one move yet.
02:38Slowly move, bro.
02:39That tree.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Yeah.
02:47John has no help.
02:48Yeah.
02:50Whoa.
02:51That was dirty.
02:52That was so dirty.
02:55I think you pulled me in with like a special move.
03:03Oh, shit.
03:04How did you do that?
03:06You saw the top two triggers.
03:08That's how I did it.
03:15Oh, I got to stop doing that.
03:16You should get me killed.
03:27Oh, damn it.
03:29I nicked the foot.
03:30Damn.
03:37Oh, shit.
03:47You know what?
03:48I don't even have to switch you out.
03:49Switch out, man.
03:50This is the top two triggers.
03:52Just do it.
03:52Both at the same time.
03:52You don't even need to, man.
03:53You'll kill me.
03:55I didn't push that.
03:56That wasn't me.
03:59Oh, Jesus.
04:01That was you.
04:02You're the only one with a PlayStation button.
04:03Oh, there goes.
04:04Oh, God.
04:04Oh, God.
04:10Where's the case for this?
04:12I want official locked out two buttons.
04:14This is bullshit.
04:18Hell no.
04:23Famous finisher.
04:24Oh, fuck.
04:27Better do a damn big telly.
04:35Oh, hold on.
04:35Hold on.
04:35Here's tag out.
04:36Here, wait.
04:36Hold on.
04:37Like, those are the tag buttons.
04:38L1?
04:39L1.
04:39I thought it was both.
04:40I was like...
04:40You said trigger.
04:41I was going for these.
04:42No, not trigger.
04:43I said the top two...
04:45Triggers.
04:45Do a fatality, dude.
04:46Do a fatality.
04:49Okay.
04:50Forward, down, forward, back, triangle.
04:53Touching.
04:57The battery's at 10%.
04:59Oh, God.
05:00Just punch him.
05:01There you go.
05:03I'm going to do the fatality.
05:07Chop.
05:08Chop.
05:10Yeah.
05:13Nice.
05:16Brutal.
05:17Next match.
05:18That was pretty badass.
05:19The best one.
05:20He's over cool enough.
05:22He's always over cool enough.
05:27That was my homie since he was sprinkled.
05:32Slate.
05:33He was going to get that one, but Jersey Drake took that.
05:50Oh, shit.
05:57That looks going to be a horrible second.
06:09Man, dude.
06:10Wrecked.
06:11Oh, man, dude.
06:13Oh, no.
06:14Oh, I think...
06:15Was that a move?
06:17Yeah, I think so.
06:20I don't know.
06:22I'm just trying to do something cool, and then it's just not working.
06:25I'm just getting honed.
06:26Switch me out.
06:27Yeah, let's...
06:28Can't beat a bow.
06:29Yeah, dude.
06:29Shit.
06:29Let me go.
06:36Oh!
06:37Oh!
06:39Nice.
06:40It was a waste, but whatever.
06:41All right, now I'm going to whip her on the ass.
06:46Hold it.
06:47If I can.
06:48It's raining outside.
06:49It's a sign.
06:50What the hell?
06:52Oh, that was one of the special moves, I guess.
06:56I thought I switched out, I swear.
06:57I was like...
06:58I was clicking it, and he was just beating my ass.
06:59I was like...
06:59Ah!
07:00Go, go, go.
07:01Hit him, hit him.
07:04I'm afraid I wasn't even starting to hit him.
07:06Hit him.
07:07Hit him.
07:09Hit him.
07:09Hit him.
07:09He did.
07:13You go to hell and you die.
07:17Oh, shit.
07:17Can't watch it.
07:28Hello.
07:32switch you in oh yeah that's that's awesome oh yeah burned alive and everything oh I missed it
07:50oh man dude cuz he knows moves yeah I don't know I don't know one move I can't do nothing
07:57ah you knew I was gonna do it ah like this like that fucking he's reading my mind
08:07okay oh he almost missed me too play around oh hell no oh what the hell is that
08:27that move do anything no it doesn't if you do it right I mean oh my god
08:35wait four down there yeah that's funny his blood is green but his organs are bad you're the worst
08:45player on your team okay so I guess you two okay after the final match in Mortal Kombat between
08:58Ducky 877 and Ducky 4 team controllers oh you almost got in it oh this bullshit again
09:18really you had a lackey just beat my ass oh damn hold on man come on hold on oh okay
09:33this is not
09:35fun for me anymore oh you dodged my fucking x-ray all right yeah all right all right
09:51oh shit oh what the hell I got robbed
10:02go into one of my portals please
10:08yeah I know dude
10:14son of a bitch
10:22that's what you get you don't get the satisfaction of a fatality on that one
10:35and here's the winner of World Combat Tournament he's choosing his prize where are the chicks because I'm a hush
10:41I forgot you're recording this
10:45oh yeah oh yeah you're a noob it was from Futurama he's like where's the chicks I'm a hot stud
10:52got a PC game
11:01I have no idea how to pronounce it but I know it's a good one
11:04onimusha onimusha 3 with Gene Reno do it onimusha onimushu and that's the winner
11:12peace
