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Playing Basketball Against High Schoolers as an Adult

Matt and Shane's secret clips

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00:00I went so, so fucking hard on these kids.
00:03I feel bad about looking back on it.
00:04I was like, I shouldn't have done that.
00:06I went fucking hard driving.
00:09There was one point, again, this is where my training comes in.
00:11You think like, oh, why should I train?
00:13I'm 40 years old.
00:14I'll tell you why you should train, you know, lift weights and do all that shit.
00:17There was one point I'm driving in.
00:19It's two on one.
00:20Obviously, it's the nature of the game of 21.
00:22I'm going to lay it up.
00:24Both of them fail me.
00:25And again, I'm not bragging.
00:27This is just what happened.
00:28Both of them failed me.
00:29I lifted both children up on my arm and laid it up.
00:33No problem.
00:34And it took everything in me not to look them in the face and go, fuck!
00:40You little fuck!
00:42I didn't.
00:43I said, oh, man, don't worry about it.
00:44Went to the point.
00:45You know, I might have done a little in one, but whatever.
00:49I was...
00:49You would have thought I got shot out of a volcano.
00:53Just soaring through the air with children on my arm.
00:55These are fucking seniors.
00:57Hold on.
00:58Maybe, well, you know, in my head, I might be dramatizing a little bit.
01:00But it was like I felt them try to pull me down.
01:03And I just ripped through these children and laid it up.
01:06Made it.
01:07And won.
01:08And, God, I ended up winning.
01:10And, again, it's not about that.
01:11If I lost, whatever.
01:12But I did win by a lot.
01:13And, no, actually, that little one little kid started coming back.
01:17I started getting nervous.
01:18But I was, like, wildly and completely out of breath.
01:24And after I finally won, I got to 21.
01:26I think the second place kid had, like, he was creeping on me.
01:29He had, like, 15.
01:29So he was...
01:30I had a sizable lead for a while.
01:32And I just gassed.
01:34And I eventually got it back to kind of, you know, it was pretty windy.
01:37So my jump shot was getting taken by the wind as well as me missing.
01:42So I was kind of just, like, pulling up, like, four feet away and hitting little, like, floaters.
01:46So, finally, I finally win.
01:49And I'm completely out of breath.
01:50I'm shattered.

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