00:00Women are homos.
00:00You look at women in these hip neighborhoods now, and you go, you're a fucking gay.
00:05Like, in the same way you meant it, like, in the 90s for your, like, lame friend, you know?
00:11You just suck ass.
00:12Yeah, you suck ass.
00:12And you're gay.
00:12The women suck ass now.
00:14They're not a gay.
00:14You don't want to fuck them.
00:15They suck ass.
00:16I mean, you will, of course.
00:17Of course.
00:18They have pussies and faces.
00:20Fuck both.
00:21Look, I mean, I'm limping around the grocery store.
00:24I look insane.
00:25I'm a big gummy worm.
00:26Yeah.
00:27I'm not even.
00:28I don't even.
00:28You do look nuts.
00:29Look, the people, if I said hi, I tried to say hi to somebody, they always act like
00:33it's rude now.
00:34Yeah.
00:34People don't know where I'm coming from.
00:36I don't know if I'm making much sense.
00:38I smell like Coca-Cola, but not in a good way.
00:41You look like a Cadbury salesman.
00:47A door-to-door Cadbury salesman.
00:49Or you look like the last Dippin' Dots guy.
00:53Like, the last, like, you look like you, like, have the.
00:55There's one employee left at the company.
00:56One employee left with the umbrella and the stand.
00:58Well, there's a CEO still.
01:00You got kicked out of Knott's Berry Farm and you're just rolling it around, like, fighting
01:04like the Mexicans selling mangoes.
01:07Yeah, everybody's so mean to you.
01:10Because they know you're the last Dippin' Dots guy.
01:12You're the last Dippin' Dots guy.
01:13You suck ass.
01:14The last guy.
01:16It's like the Book of Eli, but I have a cup of shitty ice cream.
01:18You're like, it's a technology never before seen.
01:21They're dots.
01:22You've memorized.
01:23And they all stay together.
01:24They don't form one big ice cream.
01:26You've memorized how to make Dippin' Dots, the recipe.
01:30Everybody's trying to kill you.
01:30You look like you work at Hot Dog on a Stick.
01:34I'm just really, I'm laughing at the door-to-door Cadbury salesman.
01:37So, like, him sticking his foot in the door and being like, just a minute, ma'am.
01:41The eggs have caramel inside of them.
01:43He's like, get out of my house.
01:45I already cracked it open.
01:46You want to buy it?
