00:00out of files he took a sweetheart deal he should have gone to prison for life took a sweetheart
00:05deal uh is that what the judge called it the judge is like you're a sweetheart here's your
00:10big sweetie pie you get the sweetheart deal god i love those cheeks you little cherub
00:15the ladies love epstein we got to get him back on the streets you're a cutie patootie
00:19get back out there it's so funny because it's basically like a year and a half of house arrest
00:24so he's just door dashing babies to his brownstone just like a puerto rican on a bicycle yeah going
00:31down he's riding around central park with a baby yeah he has to try and get a refund on door
00:36dash
00:37because the baby was dead when it showed up he's taking a picture of it being like the bag was
00:42not
00:42sealed the baby was already dead the driver dipped in for the baby this is beyond the pale it's beyond
00:47the pale yeah beyond the pale i am imagining a guy showing up with a yeah in like a rotisserie
00:55bag
00:55yes yeah a hot wet bag and it's taped so you can see if they dug into it yeah that's
01:02what i'm saying
01:02and then you know he opens the outer sack and then he's like this fucking rip yeah he calls and
01:07he
01:08yeah yes he has to take the picture send it in right out this guy told before it got here
01:14it's formaldehyde in a starbucks cup with tape over it like it's a raspberry drink
01:20yeah and then they offer him a refund of like 30 and he freaks the f*** out it has to
01:25work
