00:00Bit of delivery?
00:01Nope.
00:03Liam has been ignoring all of my calls,
00:05but before he left yesterday, he said he'd be back at, er...
00:07Ooh, 11.
00:09Right.
00:10You gonna shower with him?
00:11Yeah, yeah, I am.
00:13And then I'm gonna kill him.
00:14And then I'm gonna kill him some more.
00:20Oi!
00:21Cavanagh!
00:24Everything you okay, my sweet?
00:25Medical conference, my eye.
00:27You haven't been sat in lectures about flaky skin.
00:30You have been doing her.
00:36Me and Manpreet, come on.
00:38Don't be ridiculous.
00:40Then why didn't you tell me she was going to?
00:42She's a doctor.
00:43What, she goes to conferences dressed like that, does she?
00:45I mean, she's clearly doing the walk of shame.
00:48Forget fresh knickers, did you, you trollop?
00:50Oh, please, Chas!
00:52Listen, the stupid hotel lost one of my bags.
00:54Don't ask.
00:55And?
00:57Okay, you're right, there was no medical conference.
00:59I knew it.
01:01And I was only playing a trollop.
01:04You were doing role play?
01:07Yes!
01:07No!
01:08No, I mean, er...
01:09Please, Liam, tell her.
01:11I can hear you from the church.
01:12What's happening?
01:13Chas thinks that I spent the night with Liam.
01:16Well, you did.
01:17How do you know?
01:18Well, I was there, playing with them.
01:20Oh!
01:21I left me notepad and Quilly in your car.
01:23Can I get them, please?
01:23Yes.
01:25What the hell is happening here?
01:27Right.
01:28Okay.
01:33We were at a murder mystery event.
01:36She was the femme fatale, she was the journalist.
01:39I was an alcoholic tennis coach called Wolfgang Love.
01:45My outfit's in the boot, if you need any more proof.
01:49Oh, yes, look.
01:51And I won the golden dagger.
01:53Chas, please believe me, oh, this is the weirdest thropple in Yorkshire.
01:58What's a thropple?
02:01What's a thropple?
02:01He said you were having an affair.
02:03I never said affair.
02:05It's just, I saw you yesterday, putting a necklace on her and it looked a bit sexual.
02:12Is that why you fell off the ladder, Sam?
02:17Oh, Sam, it was part of my costume.
02:20You still lied to me.
02:21Why?
02:22Because if I'd invited you, you would have wanted to come and basically, you know, you're not very good at
02:30them.
02:31Excuse me?
02:33Look, the last time we went, you tried to bribe the dead man to tell you who the murderer was.
02:38The time before that, you accused the man because his eyes were too close together.
02:42Well, they were too close together and he did look like a killer.
02:45It's not a motive, is it?
02:47And your acting's a bit, you know, and your accents are, I mean, you, you, you.
02:55All right, sorry.
02:57No, I'm sorry.
02:59I'm sorry, I'm such a massive embarrassment.
03:02Oh, Chaz, it's...
03:05I think I will...
