00:00Thank you, Marlon. Uh, just ignore Chaz.
00:02Any reason why she's...
00:04She wrongly accused Liam of having an affair with Manpreet.
00:08Long story short, Liam thinks she's an embarrassment.
00:11Ah, you and me should start the Embarrassing Wives Club, Chaz.
00:14Sorry, Doc. Shouldn't have accused you.
00:16Or called a retart.
00:17It was actually a trollop, but, um, I'll get over it.
00:21All right, here we are, ladies, groups.
00:26Thank you for paying.
00:28Aw, you're welcome.
00:29Thank you, Ruthie.
00:30So, are you sure you don't want one of Mrs Anderson?
00:34Absolutely.
00:34The church flowers won't arrange themselves.
00:38Enjoy.
00:39Bye, thank you.
00:41So, so, what did you wear to this murder thing, Ms Femme, at all?
00:46Oh, just a sleepy little black number, you know?
00:49Oh, and, uh, did you get any numbers?
00:52Lewis, it was a murder mystery, not speed dating.
00:55So, is that the type of sexy get-up that you are online, you know, when you took those pics?
01:02Oh, and what pics?
01:04Oh, man, Preet got her boobs out on the World Wide Web.
01:07It wasn't quite like that.
01:10Would you ever do that, Ruthie?
01:12God, no.
01:14Why not?
01:15Because I'm not desperate.
01:19This morning I'm a trollop, and now I'm desperate.
01:21Could I be more offended?
01:23Okay, uh, maybe we should, uh, all just get back to having a, a final time!
01:29I wasn't judging you, ma'am, Preet.
01:31Was I judging her?
01:32No.
01:33Uh, see?
01:34I'll admit, okay, it was uncharacteristic, temporary lapse in judgment, and I don't need so-called friends looking down their
01:40noses at me.
01:41I'm not!
01:42I just wouldn't do it myself.
01:43But if you want to put your boobs online for everyone to see, you do you, babe.
01:47They are great boobs.
01:49Yeah, they are, yeah.
01:49Yeah, they look good.
01:50I get it, okay, you were sad and lonely, and sometimes when you feel like that, it's natural to seek
01:55a bit of attention.
01:56Oh, well, that is rich.
01:59Coming from the woman whose every waking moment is the Ruby Show.
02:01Well, a real friend would know that is not who I am.
02:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:04Well, maybe I'm reconsidering that friendship, because maybe I don't need gobby, hypocritical, fake friends like you.
02:11Oh, well, that is fine by me, ma'am, Preet, yeah, because I'm not sure I need a friend who's
02:14a smug doctor by day and an online sex worker by night.
02:17Stop it!
02:18The pair of you.
02:18Ruby.
02:19Oh, brilliant, headmaster's here.
02:21What are you doing?
02:21How much have you drank?
02:22Not enough to cope with you.
02:23Right, home.
02:27What?
02:27So you can lecture me like some naughty child?
02:30Well, if you stop behaving like one, I wouldn't have to, would I?
02:32Come on.
02:34Okay.
02:35Right, er, come on, Ruth.
02:38Let's get you home.
02:39Hmm?
02:48I'm going because I choose to, not because you tell me to.
02:54Okay.
