00:00There's been a lot of
00:09talk in the studio here
00:11on and off the air
00:12about
00:12physicals.
00:15Chuck
00:15had his yesterday
00:17I have mine today
00:19a lot of nerves
00:21a lot of what's going to happen
00:22Chuck
00:23knew in advance
00:24that he is getting
00:26he thought his back door
00:28breached
00:29for the old prostate test.
00:31So Chuck
00:31what happened?
00:32Okay
00:32well
00:33alright
00:34so
00:35the whole
00:36it's really
00:38insane
00:39when you're
00:39you know
00:40you're at work
00:41and you know
00:41you're going to have
00:42your butthole
00:43examined
00:45you know
00:47I've gone to this
00:47doctor's office
00:49a whole bunch of times
00:50in the last like
00:50three and a half years
00:51and
00:52I kind of know
00:54the routine
00:54okay
00:55so I go back
00:56you know
00:56they make me get on a scale
00:57they take me into the little room
00:58so the doctor
00:59finally comes in
01:00after I'm sitting on this
01:01little table
01:03are you nude yet?
01:04no
01:04I'm in my clothes
01:05okay
01:06so I'm in my clothes
01:07the thing starts off
01:09like hey
01:09what's up
01:10how you doing
01:10everything's good
01:11blah blah blah
01:12ask me all the same
01:13questions that
01:15he normally
01:16ask me in there
01:17I start to think
01:18not today
01:20not today
01:21right
01:22he's forgotten
01:23that he has forgotten
01:25and that I am good
01:26he's asking me
01:27just about the normal stuff
01:29you know
01:29and
01:30then he tells me
01:32well
01:33it's time
01:35I'm like
01:36oh my god
01:37and I just told him
01:38I said
01:38listen
01:39just so you know
01:40I've never gone through this before
01:42and
01:44he's like
01:46he's like
01:47no
01:48you never got checked
01:49for sports or anything
01:50I'm like
01:50no
01:51because I realized
01:52he was going to do the balls
01:54and he was going to do the back
01:56I've never gone through it
01:57front and back
01:58so I'm like
01:59expecting
02:00at this point
02:01he's going to leave
02:02I'm going to have to put a gown on
02:03he's like
02:04he just hits me with these
02:05like
02:05drop your trousers
02:06what
02:08I stand up
02:10so he doesn't even leave the room
02:11you just
02:11pull your pants down
02:12drop trousers
02:13oh my god
02:14oh no
02:15stage one
02:17stage one
02:19and then he's just like
02:20come over here
02:21in front of me
02:22oh my god
02:24super weird
02:25super weird
02:27you had to approach a man
02:28with your dog
02:29hanging out
02:29yes
02:30talk
02:30okay
02:31so
02:31then
02:32and now
02:33Ken
02:33Ken was like
02:34the ball stuff's easy
02:36it's going to be nothing
02:37it's like nothing
02:38it's not
02:41what I thought
02:43he was
02:44lifting an individual
02:46ball up
02:47making me turn
02:49and cough
02:49for that ball
02:50oh it's ball by ball
02:52and it's weird
02:53when a man
02:54pushes your balls up
02:55of course it is
02:56and then he did
02:57the other ball
02:58and I'm telling you
03:00I felt
03:00my balls felt
03:01his touch
03:02the whole day
03:03like a ghost touch
03:06my balls
03:07felt awkward
03:09all day long
03:11and so
03:12okay
03:13so
03:14hashtag awkward balls
03:15so then I'm like
03:16I'm in a daze
03:18almost like a punch
03:19drunk fighter
03:19from having my balls
03:21just
03:21violated
03:23in such a way
03:24and then he's like
03:25alright
03:26we're doing the other thing
03:27oh my god
03:28and he just
03:30pointed to the table
03:31he's like
03:33put your elbows
03:34down
03:35on the table
03:36so not
03:37laying down
03:38like we saw
03:38the video
03:39not like that
03:40well I am
03:42oh you're just
03:43bent
03:44you're just
03:44bent over the table
03:45I am bent over
03:47like a porn star
03:48oh my god
03:49oh my god
03:51no
03:51so I'm bent over
03:53like a porn star
03:54oh my god
03:54so vulnerable
03:55so I'm just
03:57my face
03:58is just like
03:59and all I can think
04:01is don't make a
04:01god damn noise
04:02don't make a noise
04:03don't make a noise
04:04here it comes
04:05it's gonna happen
04:06so
04:08I'm waiting
04:10I'm on the
04:11I'm on the table
04:12my fists are clenched
04:14my arms are in a
04:16state of
04:17I was trying
04:18remember I had said
04:19I'm gonna use all of
04:20Lisa's methods
04:21to try and relax
04:21deep breathing
04:22that's all out the window
04:24I was as tense
04:27as a man could get
04:30and
04:31when we watched
04:32that video
04:33the whole thing
04:34about the
04:34hand
04:36and you hold it
04:37there to
04:37no I don't know
04:38all I knew
04:39is that
04:40after a second
04:41I felt my butt cheeks
04:43spread open
04:44a man was
04:46spreading my butt cheeks
04:48I was like
04:50and then
04:54I swear to god
04:57and I think
04:58he put his hand
05:00on my back
05:01the small of it
05:02for like
05:03leverage
05:04so he could get
05:06right
05:06he went in there
05:07hard Dave
05:08no
05:08no
05:08hard
05:09hard
05:10it was
05:12it was
05:14it was
05:14no
05:16he didn't get a shocker
05:18no
05:18it was
05:19he was in there
05:20deep looking for something
05:21you know
05:22deep
05:22it was
05:23it felt
05:24hard
05:26deep
05:27least
05:28it wasn't just
05:31it wasn't just
05:32this
05:33it wasn't just
05:34what is around
05:35in there
05:35it was
05:36it was
05:37searching for that
05:40thing
05:41and
05:42he was
05:43doing the
05:4412 to 6
05:45he did do all that
05:47oh
05:47boy
05:48it was one
05:49it felt like
05:50a brick
05:51it was
05:52one
05:53two
05:53I
05:54honestly
05:54one
05:55I
05:56have to imagine
05:57it was two
05:57it felt like
05:59a brick was in there
06:00you felt like
06:01you had a brick
06:01in your ass
06:02I did
06:03but it was
06:04fingers
06:04did he lube you
06:06yes
06:07that was part of
06:08the
06:08when I had my
06:09elbows down
06:09on the
06:10I heard the
06:10water
06:11the lube thing
06:12you know
06:12the click
06:13the click
06:14of the bottle
06:15open up
06:16and then
06:16and that's just
06:21going on
06:21behind me
06:22I can't see a thing
06:24I can't see a thing
06:26I'm just straightforward
06:26all I hear is noise
06:27everything's amplified
06:28every noise is amplified
06:31and then he was like
06:33here we go
06:33and
06:34like I said
06:35it was much deeper
06:36than I ever
06:37would
06:37and you know
06:38how I know
06:38it was deep
06:39I know
06:40that I was
06:40all the way
06:41knuckles to his hand
06:42I could feel
06:43my area
06:44could feel
06:45the rest of his hand
06:46oh Jesus Christ
06:47so he got in there
06:50good
06:50he got in there
06:51good
06:52boy oh boy
06:53what an experience
06:54okay
06:54alright
06:55so then
06:57I'm not done though
06:58you gotta do a urine sample
07:00so go
07:00into there
07:01so I
07:02I
07:02I waddle
07:03into the
07:05bathroom area
07:06I waddle
07:07into the bathroom area
07:09and uh
07:13I was so traumatized
07:15that I could not pee
07:18sure
07:18I was like
07:19I understand that
07:21come on
07:22no
07:24just go
07:26I couldn't
07:28I was
07:29I was in there
07:29for
07:30quite some time
07:31trying to talk
07:33my
07:34your whole nether regions
07:35are asunder
07:35they don't know
07:36what's happened
07:36I'm telling you
07:37right now
07:38any advice for me today
07:40now that you've been
07:41through it all
07:42there's nothing that
07:43you can do to prepare you
07:44you must be really nervous
07:46Dave
07:47there's nothing I can say
07:48he said it felt like a brick
07:49was up there
07:50thank you Dr. Brick
07:52it's not in there for long
07:53hard and fast
07:54it's not in there for long
07:55it's not in there for long
07:56you make it sound like a
07:57Mortal Kombat fatality
07:58when you're getting it done
07:59dude
08:01and believe me
08:03you want to make a noise
08:05you want
08:06if you had
08:07have made a noise
08:08what would it have been
08:09oh
08:10oh
08:11okay
08:12oh
08:13oh well
08:16I'll tell you what though
08:17it was a dark day
08:18my nerves
08:19god damn
08:20it was a dark day
08:21I like need to
08:22I need to like
08:23hold a teddy bear
08:24or something
08:24I have a headache now
08:25you feel better today
08:27well nothing feels weird
08:29I don't have like the
08:30you know
08:30ghost hands on my balls
08:32emotionally
08:33but emotionally
08:34I'll never be the same
08:36if that's what you're asking
08:39hello darkness my old friend
08:42hello butthole my old friend
08:45I'll talk with you again
08:47because as they were deeply plunging
08:53and hard
08:54ripping on my balls
08:55it was freezing
08:57and then I
09:00wanted to
09:02die
09:04and just cry
09:07waddle
09:10to the bathroom
09:12yeah I don't know
09:15I'm not singing anymore
09:16yeah that's all you need
09:17I'm gonna cry guys
09:17I'm gonna cry for you
09:18I am too
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