00:00Monday morning
00:04Oh my god
00:07I even checked the freak
00:08Well, okay, so
00:10I'm just going to lay this out here
00:12What's wrong?
00:15What is your problem now?
00:17I'm busted doing this in my office
00:19by someone, I'm just going to make a confession
00:21What are you doing in your office?
00:24What are you doing in your office?
00:27Jerker's right, leave him alone
00:29Let him do it
00:30He needs to relax
00:32He's not jerking
00:32I bought something during the break
00:36that was sent here when we were off
00:38A fleshlight
00:39Is it a foot massager?
00:41Is it a yoga?
00:42Is it a treadmill?
00:46You're closer
00:47The yoga thing?
00:48Do you got one of those thigh masters?
00:51Is it one of those things?
00:51Foam roller?
00:52Is it zap your belly?
00:53Is it a massage chair?
00:55It's an under the desk elliptical
00:58Okay, so it's like my old idea
01:01Remember I had that idea
01:03like a million years ago
01:04Kind of, I guess
01:04That like you could have
01:05something under your desk
01:07It would like you either
01:07like riding a bike
01:09So you have
01:10Can you show us?
01:11I'm going to
01:12Yeah, I'm going to bring it up here
01:13So you have a legitimate
01:14You have it here
01:16instead of in there?
01:17You're in here
01:17No, thank god he doesn't have it here
01:18I'm in there for like
01:21almost two hours
01:21before the show starts
01:23So you are pedaling away
01:25I will be, hopefully
01:26If you put it in the studio
01:28it would be out of breath
01:28You're right, I'd be
01:29Yeah, this
01:30Oh, that's true
01:31I guess you could
01:31I think I came up with this idea
01:3315 years ago
01:34Come on in
01:34It's David Chuck the Freak
01:35Yeah, I couldn't do it in here
01:37But it's supposed to be
01:39But that doesn't
01:40Of course it's for old ladies
01:42Shows me an old broad using it
01:43That's too bad
01:44That's the first photo too
01:45Of course
01:46Yep
01:47Finally
01:47There you are, Dave
01:48There you are
01:51There you are
01:53Yeah, nice shoes you got
01:54Is that the one you bought?
01:55Something like that
01:56I'll have to look it up and see
01:58Great help for the disabled
02:00I saw that, right?
02:01Yep
02:01Yep
02:02Great didn't say great help for the disabled
02:05Great help for the disabled
02:06That's who it's invented for
02:06That's who it's for
02:07People that can't walk
02:09That's who it's for
02:09No, come on
02:10You can walk
02:11I say you're really afraid
02:12of a little burn in your butt
02:13I don't think you will
02:15Yeah, but it's like
02:16I'm 65
02:16No cartilage left in my knees
02:18Yeah
02:19That's what it says
02:20Gotta keep reading, Dave
02:21I had a copy, bro
02:24I've had a copy
02:25Double hit pain
02:26I ran 10 miles a day
02:277 days a week
02:28For 35 years
02:30Now I'm 65
02:31I've got no cartilage left in my knees
02:34I did a step aerobic video
02:37Every day for 14 years
02:39But now I can't even do that anymore
02:42Too much vertical up and down
02:44On my lower joints
02:45I got bad knees
02:48A double hip pain
02:49And osteoarthritis
02:54I still walk a mile
02:56And swim almost a mile every day
02:58But my metabolism must be slowing down
03:01Now I'm gaining weight
03:03I sit at the computer a lot
03:06So I got a cubby pro
03:07It's great
03:08I'm off my legs
03:12And the weight of my joints
03:13Is much less
03:14I can burn calories
03:16All day long
03:18While I work
03:19Okay, fine
03:23That is funny
03:24Again, I haven't opened it
03:25So I can return it
03:26Yeah, I would return it
03:27It's just not gonna really do
03:29What you're hoping it's gonna do
03:31Yeah
03:31And opening it
03:33You'll just discover that
03:34You'll discover
03:35You'll be banging your knees
03:36Can you imagine Dave's
03:37Banging his knees
03:37Off of his desk
03:38The only way he'd be able to do it
03:41Is if he turned sideways
03:43To do it
03:44And then he's trying to work
03:45I can't work
03:47I can't work
03:48But then he'll hurt his hip that way
03:50Oh yeah
03:50He'll throw his back
03:51He'll throw his back out
03:52I didn't think about the height thing
03:54Cause I
03:54Yeah, I'm trying it here
03:55No, you can't do it here
03:57That's crazy
03:59You'll shake the radio station apart
04:00Yeah, exactly
04:01It's an earthquake
04:03Yeah, I was like
04:04California goes nuts
04:05Clocks are falling off the walls
04:08On air signs are blowing up
04:10And I should have read more reviews
04:13This is another one
04:14And just another old person
04:14I'm retired
04:15In a home state of Florida
04:18Always find excuses
04:20Not to walk
04:22To ride a bike
04:23It's too wet in the morning
04:25Hot during the day
04:27Mosquitoes at night
04:28With the cubby
04:30I'm getting over
04:3110,000 strides in a day
04:34Rather than just sit with my feet up
04:38There's always gonna be the cubby
04:40I feel better mentally
04:44Knowing I'm getting in some exercise
04:47And physical activity to help my health
04:50Who else are you dealing with, Dave?
04:54Let's see
04:54Yeah, there are a lot of old people like this
04:59Oh, some people are pissed
05:00Okay
05:00I'm trying to see
05:03Effortless
05:05I'm just trying to see
05:06I'm just trying to see the people
05:07That are upset with it
05:08Apparently it clicks after you use it
05:10Okay, yeah
05:11I was happy
05:12Till it started squeaking
05:13There's a lot of
05:14It starts squeaking
05:15I don't like a squeak
05:17Goddamn thing
05:19I don't like a squeak
05:20It squeaks
05:21It clicks
05:21Yeah, people don't like the
05:24Certain things about it, I guess
05:26I ride it for four hours
05:28I burn 75 calories
05:32Four hours a cubby
05:34That's not a lot
05:36I respect your moxie, though
05:38For wanting to do something
05:39You know, I just wanted to
05:40See if I could get a little more
05:41Exercise in
05:42In my day
05:43You purchased a device
05:44For disabled people
05:45That's nice
05:46Damn it
05:50I was having my hip repaired
05:52The doctor recommended
05:55That I look into a pedal bike
05:56From my post-surgical physical therapy
06:00And I'll say this was by far
06:02The product that has changed
06:04My recovery process
06:06I'm thankful beyond words
06:09Fine
06:11It's just for old people
06:12With bad hips
06:13It is
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