00:00one more email here it's email at
00:06Dave and check the freak calm this is how
00:08this guy reached us and he's got a bit
00:11of a sexual tick and if you know those
00:15if you have a sexual tick or you've been
00:22with someone with a sexual tick sexual
00:24Tourette's 1855
00:28guys I'm really
00:33oh god that is too much sexual
00:36Tourette's what do you want me to
00:39sex Tourette's
00:41okay all right
00:46so embarrassing
00:49Viagra
00:531855-954-6969 if you
00:57have a sexual tick or you if you've been
00:59with someone that has okay I guess explain
01:03what one of these is okay so this guy
01:05says hey just found your show I'm in
01:08Florida love it here and all the topics
01:10you cover I'm wondering if any of your
01:12listeners have the same thing happen to
01:14them that I do every time after I finish
01:17either with someone or by myself I can't stop
01:22coughing
01:22sometimes it's a small little coughing fit other
01:39times it's like I just ran for my life from a charging bear Jesus
01:44sounds like the guy coughs like James would used to cough before he would hit a paraplegic
01:49man in a van don't bang while driving then we have heard through the years I thought you know on the show that there have been things that happen to people after but I'm trying to think of what exactly I thought coughing might have been one of the things we talked about I don't remember
02:07yeah but I think that's bird a conversation about different things that happen yeah and
02:20there's laughing there's crying we've talked about just like the involuntary crying I think
02:24we did have the male like yeah finale crier yep oh and that is honestly I'd rather have a coughing fit oh every time like I'll cough all over
02:34imagine weeping oh my god that's horrible oh man it was all of those things at once
02:40so it could be worse yeah it could be wow this person has a horrible twitch right after he finishes
03:01well the twitch is a normal thing but if you're a twitcher if you're a twitchy person you almost have to
03:08like stop it before you do any damage to anybody you know because some people want to continue to do
03:17what they're doing while you're twitching yeah and you got to stop and you you know you're you can't
03:24control that yeah and someone else said there is like exercise induced asthma so that could be what's
03:30happening to him the cough after sex guy but even that I mean so but why does it happen just when he
03:36finale if you were coughing every time you finale like you know you have to go talk to somebody right
03:41like you're coughing every time you know you have to go talk to somebody yeah because something's up
03:46like that would have you know it might be the only exercise you're getting and every time you do it you
03:53like cough you know what I mean yeah you could be pushing yourself too hard who knows what does he
03:57needs a sex oxygen tank yeah that is you got that sweet sweet little plastic tube going in your nose
04:06well people on oxygen have sex I'm sure yeah I don't know I think if it's at that point
04:15I think if I have oxygen on I don't think you're having I think that's like one of the last I think
04:25if you have an oxygen tank on and try to have sex that's the day you die no it can't just no that's
04:31the day you die no no that's the day you know well then they don't have sex it's probably just hand
04:36stuff and stuff for self-pleasure that you're dead I bet if you a nurse walked up to a guy on oxygen
04:44and tried to give him a hand job he'd die right there no come on dude they're on oxygen for reason
04:49you know like it's it's hard things it's brief it's hard it's lungs it's like they're not getting
04:54enough oxygen and then all of a sudden you're raising everything up death death yeah you're not worried
04:59about sex when you can't breathe oh exactly right death by an hj oh there's a murder mystery yeah
05:07guarantee when you can't breathe the last thing you want is a bj I don't think I think you're wrong
05:12I don't I think everyone always that's probably the way to want to go out a heart doctor is
05:16listening right now plenty of people have sex on oxygen he says working in nursing home they still
05:23have sex really maybe just put it to the side the oxygen tank can cover it up yeah oh I'm sure and
05:29it's like hissing in the background somewhere under a couple pillows some music really loud yeah music
05:33like get like a sexy cover for it or something or just something that blends in with the wall I just
05:37don't know how you can you know disguise that oxygen tube the no yeah you know it's all right
05:45your face tube you can't disguise I mean maybe like it in a way yeah if you're kissing stuff you're
05:51getting like right there and also it could explode you know you can't light a candle because oxygen will
06:01light them on fire every once in a while an old person blows up because they're on smoke right in
06:08their face well hmm they have like little mini oxygen tanks yeah they do I'm sure they do yeah
06:15they have travel ones you can take on plane because I see like a sexual tank sexual tank you need just a
06:21tiny sexual tank yeah no how fast am I going through oxygen like look you got that thing on well I don't
06:27think you yeah it's like all right how are we gonna do this you're damn right all right get your
06:37get your penis out are you all right you still with us I'm mounting you now all right I'm gonna go
06:46slow all right my leg to my life it's caught in one of your tubes I can't get my leg around are you
07:00all right are you breathing you're pitching my tube you're pitching my I'm sorry I'm off it oh god you
07:05I'll just try the reverse cowgirl I guess maybe oh boy yeah see if this is oh god oh my god are you
07:13all right this is a bad position are you all right well the thing's leaking now I feel the cold air
07:19I feel the cold air coming out of it that's not a candle you have lit in the corner yeah I figured we
07:24were oh no no and that's how it ends they blow up yeah they died
07:32you
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