00:00Hey there, Dave and Chuck the Freak here.
00:07It's a Thursday morning, the 11th day of October.
00:09Thanks for being with us.
00:11Let's head to the roads right now.
00:12Here's Lisa Way.
00:1375 northbound, 3-4-12 miles.
00:17What is wrong with your microphone?
00:19Lisa, come in.
00:20Turn it on and off.
00:21Lisa, come in.
00:22Okay.
00:22Oh my God.
00:24Hello?
00:24No.
00:25Get on the phone.
00:27What is going on?
00:29Lisa.
00:30Hello?
00:30Hi.
00:31Good to hear you.
00:32Fiddle with the cord or something.
00:34Do something.
00:34It sounds weird.
00:36Anything?
00:36No.
00:37No.
00:37Lisa, your mic is dead.
00:39No, Lisa, you're calling it in.
00:40Grab the other mic.
00:40You're phoning it in.
00:42I don't even.
00:42Okay, let's move.
00:44Look at me.
00:44Yeah, just go into that.
00:45Can we use this mic?
00:46Yeah, that sounds better.
00:47Oh my God.
00:48We don't have much time.
00:50I have no time.
00:51You've got no time.
00:52There's traffic.
00:53Do your thing.
00:53The forecast, partly cloudy.
00:54Slight chance of a rain shower high near 60.
00:56Right now in Metro Detroit, 59 degrees.
00:59Broadcasting from the Tuft & Needle studio, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak.
01:06I don't know.
01:15Somehow during the commercial break, Lisa Way's microphone lost its mind.
01:21Give us a little Lisa.
01:24No, I like this.
01:25This is amazing.
01:26It's like you're in another room.
01:27This is the worst mic ever.
01:29I sound like I'm on the phone.
01:30You do.
01:30You sound like you're calling in.
01:31You sound like you've left the show and you're calling in from your phone.
01:34That microphone is so expensive for it to be this bad.
01:38But what happened in a matter of seconds?
01:40I don't know.
01:41Can you unplug it?
01:43Oh.
01:43Here, we'll get the other one going.
01:45I mean, this is fun.
01:46Yeah.
01:47This mic's better.
01:48That mic obviously works.
01:50And then this one is...
01:51Let's try your other one one more time.
01:52Okay, nope.
01:53No.
01:53It's dead.
01:54No.
01:54I need my megaphone.
01:56It does sound like she's on a megaphone.
01:59Let me replace this mic.
02:01You know what?
02:02It's probably got better technology.
02:04Yeah, just there you go, Lisa.
02:05Go ahead and use the megaphone into that.
02:07See if it works.
02:08Hello?
02:10Hello?
02:11Sounds the same.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Sounds pretty much the same.
02:13Yeah.
02:14My favorite part of it was that every time she would talk, it was like somebody on helium
02:19hearing their voice.
02:20She'd giggle.
02:20She was like, traffic report.
02:24And then she just kept saying, hello.
02:26Hello?
02:27Hello?
02:27Hello?
02:29Hello?
02:30I love it.
02:32I love it.
02:32It's like we're doing like some kind of radio theater.
02:36Old timey radio theater of the mind.
02:39Lisa's in another room.
02:40Lisa's away from us.
02:42I love my mic like this.
02:44Lisa's a robot now.
02:46Yeah.
02:47She's in the traffic chopper.
02:49I like it, Lisa.
02:50We can go live to Lisa Way now.
02:51That's weird.
02:53Wow.
02:54I don't know what's wrong with my mic now.
02:57Something's wrong.
03:00Hello?
03:00Hey, Lisa.
03:01Well, luckily we do have an extra mic.
03:03No, we do have an extra mic.
03:04We can put her on that one.
03:05I don't want her on that one, though.
03:06Now we got her mic'd up like a drum kit.
03:08There's like three mics out.
03:10Exactly.
03:12Go to the cymbal mic.
03:15Is this mic on?
03:16Yeah, it's on now.
03:17Give us a hello on the other one.
03:19Okay.
03:20Hello?
03:22I like it.
03:24It's like when you're your mom.
03:25No, you got like your mom.
03:27Hello?
03:31Lisa?
03:33Let's go to Lisa's mom mic.
03:36Are you there?
03:37Lisa?
03:37Hello?
03:38Hello?
03:42It's your mother.
03:45Oh, my God.
03:46It sounds just like Howard.
03:46Oh, my God.
03:48It's so funny.
03:48Yeah, that is funny.
03:50I just like the idea.
03:51We'll just do the rest of the show, but every, like, I don't know, ten minutes or so, just
03:54have her go, hello?
03:56Oh, hello?
03:58Just to check in on the mic.
04:00Yeah.
04:00Hello?
04:01It's odd, though.
04:02It sounds like Lisa's calling in from the 40s.
04:05No, I know.
04:05It's true.
04:06It does.
04:06She's like a World War II reporter.
04:09But, like, does this mean all of our mics are that's it?
04:12It's the end of the line, right?
04:14Like, it's obviously the end of the line.
04:15Like, that one is now dead.
04:18It's dying.
04:19You know, and this place doesn't have the money.
04:23That's the Lisa Way radio program.
04:261940s.
04:27Let's check in with our first female correspondent.
04:30Lisa Way, we got you this mic in the business because you're a woman and you need it, so let's
04:34go to you right now with some traffic.
04:37Hello.
04:38See, she's very confused.
04:39Oh, my God.
04:40I can barely hear her out there.
04:42Almost in hysterics.
04:43Can't get the mic to work.
04:45We'll get a man down there to fix it.
04:48Oh, my God.
04:51That mic is so crazy because it didn't fully die.
04:55It didn't fully die.
04:56It's just half dead.
04:59I don't like using this other mic.
05:00We need to get this fixed.
05:01No, no one does.
05:02Yeah.
05:02I know.
05:03I can't even see.
05:03I wish I knew how to pop these off.
05:05We could just.
05:06Oh, you just do.
05:07Can I do this?
05:07Can I do some engineering?
05:10No, the wires are attached.
05:12I'm going to engineer it.
05:13No, you're not.
05:14I'm going to engineer it.
05:15Dave, they're all attached.
05:16What are you doing?
05:17Oh, if you can unattach.
05:18Yeah.
05:19If you can do that and then do that.
05:21Yep.
05:21Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka.
05:22I didn't know they.
05:23Okay.
05:24Wow.
05:24Yep.
05:24This is going to work.
05:25Dave engineered it.
05:27Dave is the new engineer.
05:30Dave's now the second best engineer.
05:32Oh, yes.
05:33Dave fixed it.
05:35Good.
05:35Well, set up the other one now, Dave.
05:38Dave's the engineer now.
05:39Now I can call him in the bathroom.
05:40He's a new toilet paper.
05:41Oh, no.
05:42I only do microphone replacements.
05:43Dave's officially the fourth engineer here.
05:46Wow.
05:47Let's see if this one is.
05:48Oh.
05:49Hello.
05:50Dave, are you there?
05:52Hello.
05:52Andy.
05:53Yeah.
05:53Andy Green.
05:54It's just starting to work.
05:55Is it working now?
05:56Yeah.
05:56This is okay now.
05:57Why?
05:58My magic touch.
05:59Oh, your electricity is powder.
06:01Super Dave magic touch.
06:03Dude, what did you do to that microphone, Lise?
06:05It's powder powers.
06:06I don't know.
06:06It's weird.
06:07You were caressing it.
06:08Yeah, you did.
06:09You touched it, and it worked.
06:10And I caressed it.
06:11You caressed it.
06:13You cut it like a lady.
06:14That's why I said, sometimes you just got to go old school, you know?
06:17Like, you got to go, like, check off and just, like, start beating it.
06:19Yeah, sometimes you give it a hit.
06:21Yeah.
06:22I hope this one doesn't die.
06:24No, we should be good.
06:25We're going to turn this one off.
06:26Yeah, that one's fine.
06:27I'm going to turn that off.
06:29It's off and down.
06:30All right, let's get back to business here.
06:31Now that we have our technical difficulties out of the way.
06:34Now that we're going to turn this one off, we're going to turn this one off.
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