00:00so i want to clarify something off the top i have been having some trouble speaking this week
00:10okay yeah yeah you're a mess yeah yeah what's wrong with you i've made the connection i now
00:15know i've been having massive sinus headaches like it's been really bad all week long and i've
00:20doubled up on my sinus medication you're high yeah you shouldn't double up on that but it's
00:25the only thing that now it's the only thing that lets him huh well at least there's some
00:30explanation to it that's less scary you know it is because people i think have been worried
00:33people are not every time i say a word wrong i think i'm having a stroke yeah people are like
00:37texting like dave come on man but i have noticed it myself like to the point where monday or tuesday
00:43i was like you're talking really fast right now am i talking yeah you are you were talking fast
00:47this morning when i gave you the news like i was like i was like good morning dave and you're like
00:51good morning good morning does your heart feel like it's i feel amped up i don't like that
00:57yeah because you you you are you need some calming you're amped it's a you're amped it's it's pro
01:05it's you gotta counteract that yeah if you listen to what dave has been doing this week which i
01:11i have listened yeah you notice everything um you're a jack what it is is two words away or three words
01:18away you're actually reading that word and saying the one that's three back and a lot of times you'll
01:27add like an f sound from that word that's coming up to a word that you're saying that's exactly what's
01:34doing like what you're doing this says uh they use pseudofed to make crystal meth it'd be like saying
01:38they use pseudometh to make crystal right because yes i'm looking so far ahead exactly reading right
01:44now that's what it is i'm messing the words up that's it pseudometh oh you're not supposed to
01:49take it and drink coffee if i take sinus medicine a few days in a row and it just rolled his eyes
01:58and it builds up then i'm i have to stop taking it yeah like i can't take because i get agitated and
02:06it just makes you feel funny it's so funny i mean sensitivity to drugs i just don't have that
02:11no you're different than me though you know well you've been through some stuff i guess yeah maybe
02:18it's a perspective thing like i know like what might be a minor side effect to me is like a huge
02:23side effect to somebody let's say never has done club drugs yeah like dave yeah well dave cried his
02:30whole way home one day with a boner from an allergy medicine walmart allergy medication you know he was
02:37scared to death scared to death good cause paranoia and arousal and did it oh man there's nothing
02:45sadder than just a man wailing with a boner oh my god just driving driving the side road stop sign
02:51because i thought someone was gonna hit me yet fully erect yeah that's crazy so weird hey funny
02:58to me that dave takes cold medicine and it's like dave's technicolor dream coat yeah exactly
03:03that's exactly what he takes he takes a cold man and it's like all of a sudden like he's in the movie
03:11the door right he's like he's got like butterfly wings and he's flying on a comet yeah no i i i've said
03:18for years and it hasn't changed i'm very easily affected by any kind of medication and stuff and
03:24it's it's whatever it says is gonna happen happens to me in weird ways but i did not read
03:31my sinus medication of you know what can happen to you if you take too much yeah we should read it
03:36we got a generic because then watch it'll happen to him yeah yeah because it gets into his head you'd be
03:42easy with that man that's children's tylenol i want you just to take half at the beginning man
03:50yeah just take half and then let that right out let's soak in
03:53you feel your pain start going away man you take the other half of that chewable children's
03:58tylenol this is white grape flavor give it give it go easy easy oh well you're jumping at the bit
04:05man you gotta chill out a bit you're gonna oh it's already hitting him i'm gonna tell you the secret
04:13to the possible side effects stay in a chair don't move man um faster pounding heartbeats
04:21yeah like you should check my uh heart rate right here how about it's high when she gave me a suit of
04:31fan one pill made me jumpy oh my god it's 102 yeah that's high my friend that's super high yeah it
04:46is well um severe dizziness severe nervousness but you're not nervous right no that i know of what
04:55no like he's not he rested all of them he won't get all of them but he's he's restless he's but it's
05:04making me it says nothing about like i guess speech problems but no that's just the speed that's just
05:10you have to talk for your job your brain is going too fast it doesn't you're just on speed right now
05:17is what it's like children's tylenol yeah okay now this is crazy but after four hours switch to
05:27motrin okay yeah you're really gonna be flying one pill makes you hard and one pill makes you cry
05:37and you don't even know why he took another pill fell asleep right at work with his mouth open
05:46it was the mexican the mexican allergy medication was his mouth open or not
05:52i got you i took i had one of those i feel like i should be in the room phones i was like flip that
06:02sucker open i took a picture of dave asleep oh man we even felt too bad to do anything with that
06:08photo because it was so like yeah we couldn't i was like messed up it was at a low point how do you
06:13take advantage of me really you were tripping balls that day from that stuff i remember yeah so i have
06:18to be super careful i guess i shouldn't have doubled up on my sinus meds but i the one thing is
06:23my headache's gone for the first time in a long time careful man that's diamond tap when dave takes
06:29cold meds he's like he's hunter s thompson it's so true i'm like hey where do you get the cigarette
06:34holder dave you should hear his drug routine it's crazy hopefully we'll be okay moving forward but
06:43um in case you're wondering why i'm a little off that's it no stroke or nothing nothing serious just
06:49double meds it's not a tumor no it's not a tumor it's double meds and it's but just so you know dave
06:55it is obvious it's it is obvious wow something's going on
