00:00we'll start with the motorcycle accident and it was Gerard Butler oh well he does he is okay he
00:11said he was pretty banged up I took a bad spill on his bike in Los Angeles and at the premiere
00:17of his new movie last night on the red carpet he spoke to entertainment tonight about what
00:22happened take a listen here I was going along the road doing my thing and then this lady
00:28decided to go from parked on the other side of the road to an illegal u-turn and went right in front
00:34of me and I smacked the car when flying through the air did a somersault and uh landed it hurt a bit
00:40nothing broken right what no actually I have five fractures in my right foot alone and then
00:46uh there's a bunch of stupid stuff torn meniscus and but but I'll be fine
00:53okay I I'm any car accident is terrifying and scary but a motorcycle accident is next level
01:00right like you're nothing there's nothing flying through the air just being like shot through the
01:05air oftentimes you don't just get a broken foot no usually you die I mean honestly usually you die
01:11tear a limb off yep uh this person said totaled my bike on the freeway after someone cut two lanes of
01:17traffic trying to make the exit they missed I met their back windshield and rolled into rush hour
01:23traffic I should be dead but my helmet saved me f stupid drivers that's really what you have to
01:28worry about the most on a motorcycle or the other idiots on the road if I had a motorcycle I would
01:33only drive it around subdivisions do you know how long I'd have no no honestly do you know how long
01:42I'd have to just drive it around subdivisions before I felt like confident enough to get out
01:46there or something on a major road oh my god I'm talking just you know on a normal road so I'd have
01:52to go Chuck is just like driving by I'd have to because most guys who have motorcycles they've ridden
01:59motorcycles their whole life you know the guys that I know that ride bikes when they were 13 they had
02:05like a little dirt bike yeah I've never been on a motorcycle you got to leave three hours early to get
02:11to work so you can take a route through all these subdivision streets get your motor running
02:16heading through the subdivision he just took a long way here every day because he won't go on the freeway
02:23I made years before I felt comfortable heading on the cul-de-sac yeah looking for adventure
02:30crap a dead end I wonder if there's like a motorcycle gang of just a subdivision
02:47subdivision motorcycle gang the subs angels the subs angels and we I mean if there isn't I gotta start
02:58this because that's amazing you just they'd be called the hell's housewives you all just sort of
03:05like show up with your bike on a trailer you meet at a certain sub and then you just take over the sub
03:11for the whole day it's funny because you go like 35 and there's always stops oh yeah exactly
03:16you boys ready always stops again stop all right let's go get it red light oh I'm not going anywhere
03:28near a light yeah I'm Kelsey good morning how are you I'm well how are you guys we are good uh we're
03:37talking about bike riders so I bought my Harley in 2011 and when I was at the dealership there was this
03:46old motorcycle cop who is just telling me horrors about being on the bike and he lifts up his shirt
03:53and he shows me these like puncture wounds and at first I thought they must have been bullets you know
03:59for a motorcycle cop right turns out he was riding on like a back road at dusk and a buck came and hit
04:08him from the side a buck antlers yeah oh god antlers in himself no see that's what I do I'd hit it I'd hit
04:16a huge like 12 point buck like my first day out on the road yeah yeah so he took his um his boot
04:24knife out and like slashed the deer's throat because it was like oh sure yeah oh in him yeah oh
04:30my god Kelsey he took him and the deer to the hospital in the ambulance Kelsey so you're what
04:36like 12 or you've been riding since you were nine that's about right yeah yeah okay just making sure
04:43you have like the cutest little voice ever and the little story about slicing the deer's neck
04:49you couldn't hear didn't hear any of it didn't hear it I was too focused on her little good voice
04:54yeah Kelsey thanks for calling in thanks all the best yep she was not helping you out there
05:01how sounded very young very young that girl's voice sounded like jug's penis
05:09oh come on just get on a bike you big pussy oh man where are you gonna find a bike small enough
05:23for us yeah my penis is like oh dude don't get a bike then people will think I'm bigger than I am
05:35Eric good morning what's your comment on this uh yeah uh how's she going hey how's she going hey
05:44um I had just gotten a uh brand new full face helmet uh I was riding a crotch rocket at that time now I
05:52ride a cruiser driving down a road and I see a hawk flying down uh by me on the road and all of a sudden
06:00it just turns and dive bombs at my head and I had to duck underneath it and I turned and I looked at
06:08stopped turned and looked at my buddy and he was just laughing at me wow that's scary there's another
06:13reason I don't want to bird attacks yeah no Dave it wouldn't even be something cool like a hawk
06:18that got me I'd be like you hear about Andy like a blackbird just hit him in the face yeah
06:22yeah sparrow got him sparrow knocked his eyes out
06:26robin killed him robin yeah the most gentle bird morning dove got him morning dove just flew right
06:37blew his nose off one of his eyes then a sparrow came on the back just took it the back of his head
06:43right off
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